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Okay, Great Indians blew the lead versus the Yankees.
It's Yeah, yeah.
So game one of this wildcard serious Dodgers Brewers about a start.
First pitch, Probably about 34 minutes.
We'll have first pitch.
Buehler will be on the mound tonight for the Dodgers.
Bright Sutter for the Brewers.
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So excited Postseason baseball Christian Yelich is leading off for the Brewers tonight.
Christian Yelich Christian Yelich.
Don't leave money.
If I'm surprised about the Astros sweeping the Twins because the Astros won in two games, maybe, But you could get him more.
Yeah, it's just one game.
Just because you lose the first game doesn't mean it's over.
That's what Marlins Air Young.
So, uh, listen the money, okay? Surprised about the Astros sweeping so seriously in today to raise one? Not really surprised I haven't going to the World Series e.
I haven't gone to the world.
Siri's the Twins ain't going to the world.
Siri's hashtag pendejo fees for the Twins? We didn't think, acknowledged.
Can they have faith for the Twins? Got swaying versus the Astros? What about you, pendejo was getting swept again against the Astros.
What you twins were terrible.
And the seriously seriously is that finished today, where the Rays winning two games and then the Astros? Yeah, the games games they're going on right now are Yankees Indians, and the Dodgers game is about to start finding a place for my brother's bracket.
See, it's a business on money.
I was that year was was that hands bracket and not yours.
I saw your string.
I saw your string.
Was that your brother's where I hip.
What the? You know, his own.
Had the twins going to the world.
Siri's, They're they're hitting.
Just didn't show up.
They got dominated by the Astros by the Astros.
Yeah, the last 31 and 42141 And then three.
Yeah, Brackets on his my brackets on.
Weird e did a bracket I put I had the Rays and the Dodgers making the world Siri's.
I think I picked it to go seven games, contributing about much as I'd like to see the Yankees and Dodgers.
I don't know if the Yankees gonna make twins have their the rice have their number.
The rights have their number.
Varieties have their number here.
Here we go, Ladies and gentlemen, first pitch from view where he throws.
Ah, Coach drunk.
Once drunk to Christian Yelich Well, he's in general in this it hit.
This game is underwear.
That's another college drunk.
That pitch is another called shrunk zero balls.
Two strikes to Christian Yelich.
Let's go down on the first pitch was a called ball, a big you're part of the one first page called Wall.
There's next pitch swinging a mess by Christian Yelich e can't believe Bruce made the ****ing playoffs.
Oh, I beg your pardon. Go on.
The camps had 11 Okay, three wait swing and a Miss and Christian Yelich strikes out.
What can they home? Christian Yelich sucks Issue.
One out. Top of the first.
Not surprised Walker.
Buehler is big and plays really good in playoff games.
Top of the first grams.
Next pitch struck out.
Yeah, what's exactly? First pitch.
That's a called Strunk.
Once drunk, No balls. Once.
No balls Once you're so you.
Walker. Bealer is good in the playoffs.
Pitch is really good.
Here comes next pitch.
It could be a called ball one ball once dropped.
Okay, one ball once.
Yurok Thursday night for Baltimore. Strange.
He has to take hold.
Help? Yep, that's the Tank Bowl, you think.
Pitch swinging a Mass one ball.
One ball to Struck's Thio.
I hate that we have to play a wildcard.
Siri's best team in baseball has to play stupid.
Three game wildcard Siri's.
That's a foul ball.
Two strikes? Yeah, it's a **** show out there.
I just hate the new White playoff rooms.
Why do we have to play a wildcard? Siri's The best team has to play a stupid wildcard.
Two games only Everybody is sweet.
Two games? Yeah, I'm probably gonna win these two priests win these two games, but I still don't like the wild card rules.
There's next pitch, another foul ball.
But it's still done. Yeah, exactly.
Still dumb, but the best team shouldn't have to play.
The best team shouldn't have to play us a stupid three yean wildcard.
Siri's or two games if you sweep them.
You have teams under 500.
You shouldn't have teams that barely at 500 make the playoffs.
There's next pitch.
All two balls, twos, drives.
None of these top teams that I played this? Yeah, exactly.
Just the wild card teams that air.
Okay, Make it another top teams.
Brewers just made the playoffs, just the losing, like two games to talk to the Dodgers.
Here comes next.
Pitch on strike mail swinging.
A man struck him out, right? Um, another strikeout.
Ryan Braun strikes out swinging.
So Bueller starts off two strikeouts in his first in the first two batters faced Mhm.
Okay, He's a beast, man.
Yeah, Little bit right with, Oh, my Lord on.
That's Ah, it gets hit hard, but it's called by a J.
So that's three outs.
That's the end of the top of the first good first thing by Bueller.
It's on the end of the That's the end of top, the first round to the bottom and bottom of the first.
After these commercial messages, the first inning there about viewer.
It's good first inning.
So we're going to bomb the fiirst after this commercial break.
Where's the monster tomorrow? Kershaw Pitchy e still feel good about it because the Brewers suck.
They barely made the playoffs.
They only made it because the Giants lost variety.
Physician, your card.
What happened? You're curious when Naegi Well Oh, I think we can win tomorrow with you, Darcy.
I think you'll win tomorrow with you.
Darvish and the bats will wake up.
Probably wake up because that would that would be disappointing.
The loose in the Moreland's make make the playoffs in 17 years.
And I had, like, one of 17 years given, I think Marlins air too young.
Um What? You never know what will happen.
What could have with these Wild three game wildcard.
Serious is I'm good time.
Still commercial break.
They're back on.
There's the Dodgers lineup.
Save your tiring months.
He will Smith, Cody Bellenger age a punk, Edwin Rios and Chris Taylor.
So that is the lineup for us tonight.
Using this is trash.
We should have been playing the Brewers, not the Moreland's.
But this postseason format has yes.
Postseason format sucks.
Here's Brad Sutter, Brent Sutter, whatever is whatever.
The one that fell off the mound, one that slipped and fell on the mountain is pH.
His first pitch.
It's a called strike.
Once drunk, no balls.
Once drunk, working.
Well, everybody hold up.
Mark. Reference one.
That's a called ball.
One ball once drunk.
Yeah, I want Here comes next pitch.
That's gonna be another called ball to bones.
Once dry to Mookie.
No, that's gonna be another called ball.
Three balls once dry to Mookie.
Hey, stupid Bart.
Oh, that's a day job.
Oh, run! Braun, Drop sick.
Mookie Betts is gonna go to second on a double.
Mookie Betts will get a double.
So, Mookie Betts with a double that You're stupid dogs.
Mookie Betts gets a double toe.
On Braun dropped off his glove.
Yeah, I remember.
That was an easy catch, too.
Parents I wrote you, too.
And they are exactly the whole.
See, here is now at the plate.
That's gonna be a cold ball.
One ball, No strikes, Right? Mochi monster comes next.
Pitch to Corey Seager.
That's gonna be another college ball.
Two balls, no strikes to court.
You see your European computing here? Yeah, he's pretty good.
I saw the stats.
He puts it pretty good.
That's gonna be another called ball to see your three balls.
No strikes to Corey Seager.
No strikes here in the in the bottom of the first, Mookie Betts on second his next picture.
See here it's a called ball, four balls, no strikes and Corey Seager is gonna be walking to first.
So that's a walk.
Runners on 1st and 2nd here for the Dodgers.
Bottom of the first.
Not looking good for Ah Sutter.
So forward night.
Justin Turner is now with the plate.
Justin Turner is now at the plate.
It's, I don't think 16.
06 toe Sanchez where they're going tomorrow.
But it's my mind.
Hey, runners on 1st and 2nd.
Bottom of the first zero outs.
There's Justin Turner.
First pitch of Justin Turner.
It's gonna be a called ball.
One ball, no stripes, Always a rookie.
Yeah, probably gonna do good rookie starting the playoffs.
Next pitch. Justin Turner.
It's a college struck one ball.
One strap to Justin Turner.
Yeah, he'll be nervous for sure.
On the next pitch, that's gonna be another called ball.
Strike Thio. Justin Turner.
Okay, Two balls Once.
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Justin Tire pops it up.
It's a pop up to we have Click bait.
Shortstop e think second baseman.
So Justin Turner pops it up.
This is one bottom of the first now Max Muncy at the plate.
Let's hit a three run dinner.
It's gonna nice months.
You need to get on fire.
Next month, he hit a police hit a dinner.
Well, the Yankees, they're now up.
64 Yankees air Winning this serious tonight.
There was first pitched a funky Muncie, Max Muncy or Sutter trying to pick off Loki a second.
But he gets back, but right, I hope you're the first pitched of months. E.
It's called stripe.
One strike e mean your dollars.
Nervous will be nervous, too.
Yeah, he'll be nervous, too, but I think it'll be fun.
He's pitched good this year.
I mean, that Be good.
That's a called ball.
One ball, once drunk.
I mean, Sunder isn't really pitching good.
E beginning the Grand slam.
Your next pitch.
Two months e mhm checks it.
It's called ball.
Drug to Mr Muncie.
What? What control? One next pitch called ball.
Three balls, one strike ribs.
Bullpen blows The game.
I'm not surprised about that.
And they left the bases loaded. Before that.
They left the bases loaded.
How much? Pendejo is leaving The bases loaded, his next pitch, the Monsey and four balls. Once drunk.
And the bases are juiced.
The bases are loaded for who's next, Right? The faces are juiced for Will Smith, and we're gonna get a mound visit.
Ladies and Jim, we're gonna get a mound visit in the bottom of the first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, bases are loaded.
The first one out.
The bases, air jacked.
They are loaded.
Well, I had a life because Will Smith is now the plight as we have a mound visit.
Ladies and gentlemen, a mound visit.
Yeah, man. Visiting day.
You're 19 pitches in.
I'm pretty sure this is a bullpen game for the Brewers because they don't have burns and they don't have Williams.
I think that's his thing.
You know, we're Will Smith is now at the plate with the bases.
Jack breaking pictures.
What? It was myth at the plate.
one strike or one ball.
No strikes, One ball. No strikes.
Oh, Brandt Anderson? Yeah.
So he was hurt to, uh, their best. Your lever.
One of their best relievers.
They were gonna probably lose anyway.
Nobody or two balls, No strikes, Two balls.
No strikes to the fresh prince.
Will Smith could quit.
Next pitch to Smith.
That's another called ball.
Three balls. No strikes.
Toe. Will Smith.
No strikes toe. Will Smith.
Here comes the next pitch, and it's a It's a walk and a run will score a run wheel score off the walk.
Cider walks in a run and that's will score and it is 10 Dodgers lead bottom of the first one out Juice.
10 Dodgers lead three.
It's time, I think.
Boundaries now at the plate.
Oh, jeez, Cody Bounder! Now at the plate with the bases juiced and that's a ball.
One ball. No straps.
Ballenger with the bases.
First just one out so we can sell scoring.
He scored more runs.
Three other comes next pitch on the next pitch.
Oh, that's gonna be a papa **** pops it up.
And that's an out so two outs in the bottom of the first ****.
Is that the point out? A.
Pollock is now at the plate A j pumping out the plate with two outs and bombing the first.
Replace the dogs.
What? Okay, yeah, we need We need to score some more runs here.
Please do for the look.
Your first pitch to Pollock.
That's a called ball.
One ball, most drunks, one mall.
Danny wanting to run hand.
What comes? Next pitch.
It's another called ball.
No strikes? Uh huh.
Yeah, terms. Next pitch.
Another called ball.
Three balls, no strides.
Three balls, no strikes.
And Eric Uhh! Yardley is now warming up in the bullpen in the first inning.
No Struck's to Paul it No, the next pitch and four balls. No strikes.
And Sutter is gonna walk in another run to zero Dodgers lead.
Sutter walks in another run my order, pendejo to nothing to zero Dodgers lead off two walks.
That sport runs a little bit.
Yeah, you are walking.
Yes, If you're a Dodgers fan, watching this. I'm happy.
My brother was sad when I told him Twins are out.
I mean, I was shocked.
I didn't think they were gonna lose.
Edwin Rios is now to play Edwin Rios.
There's first pitch to him.
It's gonna be a called ball to ball or one ball.
No strikes this pit, he said.
There's nothing getting lit up.
He's not even getting getting lit up.
It's just you can't find the strike some you can't find the strike zone.
Edwin Rios fail ball barely a foul ball by Edwin Rios that was almost gone.
Barely went found.
So one ball once You're Ike.
One ball, once drunk, barely found and when Rios is a beast.
Okay, Edwin Rios is going yard.
This is what that's what's gonna happen.
He's gonna go yard.
You don't look good.
And when rehabs out at first, that's the end of the bottom of the first, but that's the end of the first.
But the Dodgers for two runs off two walks off the to walking around my Sutter, and then it's 20 Dodgers lead after one inning of play, top of the second will be coming up after these commercial messages later.
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Brent Sutter in the first inning.
One hit, 200 runs for walks, zero strikeouts.
Yeah, What a loser.
What? I want a loser and he gets zero strikeouts.
There's nothing like we're hating off of.
It's just he can't find the strike zone.
Yeah, I'll be surprised.
Figures like another to another inning or two.
No, I'll be surprised.
No, I could get a strike off Webber. It's one.
Just served murder is, but wouldn't second they're here.
I wouldn't working, being have a letters page from Beehler throws.
It's gonna be a called ball.
He doesn't care.
Kristen Stewart hanging outside.
Next pitch. That's a college drunk.
One ball, once drunk, one ball.
Once drunk, the There's next pitch.
That's gonna be a ball.
Once drunk to Vogel Bach, we always try before Brent Sutter inside or Brent study or whatever.
Yeah, E could get strikeout for him. Next.
Pitch me a called strike Vogel Ball.
Two balls to Struck's and not get is gonna run of the show.
Two balls, two strikes comes next.
Pitch from Bueller Ball.
Three balls to Struck's three balls to Struck's beforehand.
Great you comes Next.
Mia struck him out.
Buehler strikes him out.
Out here in the bottom of the top of the second one.
Out top of the second inning, Mueller is wailing and dealing silent and profiling.
Yeah, no, he needs to get a strikeout.
Help him Part of perfect.
Well, Cleveland is tied the game as I see on the scoreboard.
626 Indians have tied it and I see 66.
Well, right, Well, the Lakers air up 76 54.
First pitch by viewers.
A called strike. No balls.
One strike from Bueller.
Here's as I said.
I always do something to screw.
What? What? What do you mean, what the **** That's a ball.
One ball, one strike.
Oh, yeah, They tied it up somehow.
They somehow tied it up.
Yeah, we're arms.
You were throws.
That's a called ball.
Two balls once, Dr.
What? It was Get your dog get good.
Big good Use It comes next pitch.
Okay, that's let me, uh That's gonna be a foul ball.
Two balls, two strikes, two balls, two straight.
Jimmy Butler, Heart mile.
Well, if he's hurt for a long time than the here, don't.
Yeah, you Here comes the next pitch.
Your throw swinging a Miss e beg your pile it on.
I beg your part of the one that is a foul ball.
Two bombs, Still two balls.
Two strikes to Garcia.
Still two balls, two strikes.
Comes next pitch from Beehler.
You were throws called ball.
Three balls, two strikes, a two run double from Jose or mirrors Wild three balls to Strunk.
That's gonna be your head.
Mike Garcia gets a single.
It's Ah, single.
What is it like for you? Yeah.
So, uh, brewers get a hit.
When is she? Yeah, I'm streaming this whole game it so that's a hit.
So I write it on first top of the second one out work, I think.