And today we're going to be doing some week four predictions for the NFL.
Let's just get right into it.
So I'm going to start off with the week.
Four picks were winless.
Teams face each other, Denver Oh, and three and New York Jets owned three on Thursday night, all of three you know in 31 team will come out with the first one of the season.
Um, if I've noticed one thing about the justice season is that it's that they basically show up every Sunday with no game plan and then make it up as they go along.
Not surprisingly, this hasn't been working out well for them so far.
Not only have they scored the fewest points in the NFL this season, but they've also given up the second most points in the A F C.
That's not a good combination for the Jets.
The thing about Thursday game, though, is that there's not really enough time to implement a detailed game, fun and amazingly, that actually might work out in the trips favor.
Instead of coming up with the game plan.
That's not going to work out Adam Gaze is just going to have to have to throw something together.
And based on what I've seen so far this year from the Jets, giving gazed less time to plan might actually be in their best interests.
Also, the fact that the game is being played on a Thursday interfere practices for the Jets.
For a normal team, this would be a bad thing.
But for the for the Jets, I think it might actually help.
I mean, if you haven't been following the just closely this season, here's a quick update on how their practices have gone there.
They've apparently been a disaster.
Basically, the Jets are going to have fewer practices it this week, which is periodically make them better, since this is apparently the one team in the NFL that gets worse every time they practice.
The crazy thing here is that I think how somehow might have somehow talked myself into picking the Jets.
The game is in New York Jersey.
It's in prime time and I feel like gays will be coaching for the his job, which I'm not even convinced he wants to keep.
But I'm picking the Jets anyway.
The pig Jets, 1916 over the Broncos, and then the Minnesota Vikings own three in the Houston Texans over there.
Definitely two teams that shouldn't be open three at this point in the season.
I mean, both scenes were really overall just a basic general team, and overall, and I think that they're both great teams, and I think they both deserve a win here.
But I don't know if the sound Watson's new contract includes hazard pay.
But if it if if it doesn't, he might want to go back to the negotiating negotiation table.
Sure, 1 to 50 million is nice, but it's not going to help you very much when you have to spend it all on painkillers during retirement because you got sacked for you one times per game during your NFL career.
Ah, the reason the Texans their own three is because and stop me if you've heard this before, their offensive line can't protect Watson.
Through four weeks, the Texas quarterback has already been sacked a total of 13 times, which is the second most in the NFL.
As a matter of fact, the Texans offensive line has been so bad the season that used if it's actually so what they're afraid for his life.
The good news for Watson this week is that he might actually survive the game, and that's because the taxes are playing a team that isn't really built to take advantage of Houston's weaknesses.
Through three weeks, the Vikings have the second few sacks in the NFL three, and they've given up the third most past yards to 92.
33 Game Watch is probably going to cry tears of joy when he watches the Vikings dif and on field.
One thing about Houston is that I'm pretty sure any team in the NFL would be winless with their schedule, the Texas Zone three record.
That's coming against three teams who currently ah, combined eight and one Chiefs, Ravens and Steelers.
So they might actually be better than we think.
No matter what happens in this game, which is being played against two teams that made the playoffs last year, I think we can go ahead and safely assume the loser definitely won't be returning to the playoffs.
Sorry, Vikings my guest.
Here is a year going to be that team that won't be returning to the postseason my pick is the Texans waiting 34 to 27 over the Vikings.
Um, we for involving teams that actually have Winds Pittsburgh three.
You know Tennessee going to Tennessee to play the 23 you know, Tennessee Titans.
Ah, there's seven undefeated teams left in the NFL, and somehow this is the Onley game on the schedule.
This week involves two unbeaten teams playing each other. If you would have.
If you had asked me in August which week four game I'm most excited about.
This one would have been ranked wouldn't have been ranked in the top five, but now it's the only one I wanna watch.
And I'm not just saying that because it's on CBS, although I very do much like the fact that it's on CBS as someone who lives in Nashville on one of the 11 people alive who watched every game that the Titans played last season.
And let me just say the team has one good kicker has was one good kicker away from being one of the best teams in the NFL.
Although they finished the year nine and seven, they probably would have got 12 and four if they had a compartment kicker.
Three goodness for Tennessee is that they do not is they do have on this year, and we know that because if they did it, they would be Oh, and three.
Although stuffing kick Stephen gets house.
He started his career off in Tennessee this year, having a Britney Spears circa 2007 style meltdown on national television.
He recovered a hit three Ah, hit three straight game winner over the past three weeks.
Apparently goes Calc fixed all of his problems by getting rid of of the sock on his kicking foot.
Gostkowski is now cooking without a sock.
I kicked without it also for long.
I don't know why I had him on in open er.
That's what Terry McCor**** said after he found out the news as someone who never were Sakai respect that.
If you're wondering why I just spent 250 words talking about a kicker while not mentioning anything else about this game, it it's because I think the Titans are going toe win by a field goal.
Also, I never get to talk about kickers, so I have to take this chance whenever I get the pick 27 24 kinds over Steelers.
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Okay, next up, the Buffalo Bills three.
You know, at Las Vegas two and one.
I'm actually terrified that these two teams are playing this week, and that's because they have to most vocal fan bases on the Internet.
When you pick against either one of these teams, the fan base will definitely let you know.
And I found that out the fun way last week when I said that the Raiders would you destroyed by the Patriots in my lock of the week.
Raiders fans clearly hate when you radio fades.
Clearly hate when you picked their team to lose, because after making that prediction, they hunted down every social media page I've ever made in my life.
I think that they even found my MySpace page.
So let me know how wrong I was going to be.
Some guy named Raider Joe even wrote me up 1500 word email explaining to be while is wrong and why the Raiders were going to win the email was mostly shocked.
Shocking because I don't didn't even know Rachel fans could right boom roasted.
But seriously, I'm just getting rich fin.
That never happened.
I don't actually think they about you.
Don't send me any deficit threats, though.
I love you guys. I was born in Oakland.
Thank you for the tip.
Attend. Thank you for the tip of 100.
Sorry, my pick is the 33 Raiders over Bills, 33 to 30.
Now my lock of the week.
Cleveland at Dallas.
Even though the Browns have a winning worker for the first time to 2014 I still have no idea if they're any good and weak one they got to do, they get destroyed by one of the best teams in football.
But then they followed that up with the consecutive wins over the Bangles at Washington and Washington.
If you watch the 2020 NFL NFL draft that was held in Roger Goodell's ba*****t back in April, you may have noticed that the Bangles in Washington had the first two picks that I think that's what I'm trying to say here is that beating the two worst teams from last season didn't really tell me much about your team.
Also, the fact that the Browns have to 12 games in a row actually somewhat frightens me.
The thing about the Browns is that you have that you have a better chance of winning the lottery 12 times in a row than Cleveland doesn 23 straight games.
I can't even remember the last time they want three straight games.
Have you ever won three straight games? Surprisingly, the answer to that question is, yes, my crack research team.
My crack research team has advised me that the Browns have, in fact, won three straight games before And they did last year.
However, all three of those winds were at home the last time they had a three game win streak, where at least one of the of the winds came on the road was in 2012.
Speaking of the road, the Browns have pretty much been a total disaster every time they've left Cleveland over the past few years.
In their past 30 road games, there are four and 26.
They've also lost 11 straight games on the road to NFC teams on the Cowboys and remember that three year span where Andy Dalton's thinking was daytime.
Dalton because they almost never lost in any game started at one PM Eastern.
Well, his magic have have rubbed off on Dak Prescott because daytime back is the thing.
Since his rookie year, Daytime Jack has played a total of 16 games at one PM Eastern, and he's 13 and three.
I'm not picking in daytime back, especially especially not when his backup quarterbacks daytime doll it the pick Cowboys 34 to 24 over the Browns.
Now I have a bonus lock of the week this time Baltimore at Law School Washington The lock of the week is off to such a hot start.
The season that I've decided toe get greedy this week and give you two lakhs.
Actually, I was only gonna do one lock this week, but then the Ravens sauce on Monday and I decided to add them because there's no way Baltimore isn't going to roll in this game.
Washington is a bank up defense, and there's one game where you can't afford to be banked up on defense.
If when it's one, you play the Ravens, if you want a taste of what Lamar Jackson is going to do This defense.
Just go hunt down some highlights from Washington's Week two loss of the Cardinals in that 32 15 win over Arizona.
Washington and no idea how to stop Carla Murray.
Lamar Jackson is like Armory, except better with more experience.
They're both bad things for Washington.
Even 33 to 17 over Washington.
Lock of the week record.
44 No straight up.
Four. No. Against the spread for me.
NFL Week. Four picks.
Um, all the rest, Um, that I don't really want to talk about Colts.
23 20 over the Bears.
Bangles, 26 23 over the Jaguars. Sayings.
30 to 27 over the Lions Seahawks, 31 to 24 over the Dolphins Buccaneers, 34 20 over the Chargers raise, 32 16 over the Giants.
Cardinals, 27 20 over the Panthers and Chiefs 2031.
He's going to you over the Patriots.
Two more games, 20 to 17 40 Niners over the Eagles and Packers 37 to 30 over the Falcons.
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