you don't doing having fun hated here now? I liked it better when it said pregame.
I could never have to score on the bottom.
Can't hide it now.
I also don't know what happened.
I didn't lose Internet connection.
Thats exactly what happened to me in game two.
Yeah, she's all of them said stream ended right of when it happened in May.
I made a sound A soon as I made the sound.
It ended, But I can't make those sounds anymore.
Like what? I don't even now.
Kucherov had 23 assists in these playoffs.
I didn't think he was that good.
What? I thought about putting his game three part two in the title it back.
So I called it Welcome, Robert.
Just Robert. Robert.
Bra bra burr Vino chicken, chicken broth, Bro.
What do you get? Per snack? What you get for your intermission Snack? Oh, there you go.
The party size being it down the whole bag.
Yeah, I am the party.
So it's my size.
I should grab some ice cream.
No, I shouldn't.
Did you share the stream? McLovin? No, Between me e a to this point promised like, uh yep, it is 5 to 1.
Tampa Bay light.
Oh, but a touchdown in Dallas takes the weed.
They can have a two point lead after that.
Well, as if they hit the extra point.
And they're not looking good tonight.
So thank you, Robert, for the follow.
Hey, Robert, can I have a fall? Oh, just begging for follows over here.
Yeah, for all right, man, I want to try and fix it, but I can't because I don't have the information.
And in the intermission, if you believe in miracles, you can.
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And you don't even have to bet on this game.
You can bet on some stupid stuff like the presidential election or any other sports.
Because if you bet on the Dallas Stars right now, I think you're insane.
Yeah, They're betting on them.
Toe lose by more than four.
Yeah, I don't even know if they'll give you the odds a cookie.
Especially with what looks like to be the otter coming into the net.
Although what time? He didn't let up a goal.
So you know what Shout out on her Boston University? Oh, yeah.
And then the Otter is in the net.
Odd injure runner up for the national championship in the CIA's second career NHL appearance.
Hey, listen, I think it's the right holes.
Get food open some rest.
A couple of the goal is yes, He should have had same time.
What the hell is the team in front of them? That had been goal was pretty bad.
Yeah, this is where Tower saying is going to score e.
Yep, give a confidence boost for next game.
He'll probably go another 11 games without a goal again.
Yeah, maybe now watching What's gonna happen.
Dallas is gonna get, like, a delayed penalty on them.
Tampa's gonna pull their goalie and actually put it in their own net.
But Sagan is gonna be the last person to touch it.
They're gonna give Sagan the ****ing victory.
Who'd of them looks happy right now.
That's a happy man looking.
Get the 1000 yard stare at nothing.
Then they show Ben Bishop going to the bathroom.
Thank you, Robert.
Having Robert? Thanks, Rob.
See, we have fans.
This stuff out in front e don't even think that isn't this.
No, Greenberg takes a shot, but see, it's white again like No, I can't ****ing x funny.
Doesn't know, like is yours.
Like I'm guessing you're actually right now is like crystal clear on your TV.
Yeah, it's looking good.
I get a ****in like for every picture every five seconds.
That's what happens to me if it's on regular NBC.
Every other channels, Fine.
Except for nbcsn Any channel.
There's news on for me with main spectrum.
Rock me, baby. Welcome.
Yeah, There you go, Rocky baby, Did you name that after that song rocket made Keep butter Give me baby a little.
It's on like I got today in the Twitter chat.
Yes, it was like, Yeah.
Then everybody wrote a block.
Yeah, and I think Maloney's gettinto one isn't sorry.
Did the ****ing Tampa Bay chap like prove my post? Like, That's a nice ****ing could stop being a bird of house again, and I'll take the range one.
And he's just like, no.
Oh, like, uh, yeah.
You're the You're the Rangers. You take it.
Got no admin improved.
My Tampa What up? What up, Mark? Spark back he is.
Oh, Power play for Dallas.
I smell comeback.
Smell a three goal lead.
Now, look at Cooper is when you know, Coop, I can't tell it if I should have respect for Cooper for still having the fire.
Or it could just be like, Dude, what the **** are you doing? Europe by four goals in the third period and you're still *****ing and complaining at a ****ing call.
I mean, you got right to do it.
So why, Why the hell did a lot to get the family only four.
Okay, never mind. Now we can argue.
Yeah. Now you just look second half set.
And mark for roughing.
Pull out for roughing four on four. We go.
Yeah, I think I've made my decision.
I am not hopping on stream for Game four.
Anything good happen for a team I was rooting for? Which game? One for Boston against Dale.
Oh, taco or Game four is Friday in five.
Oh, I don't think I can hop on for game four.
Why? Recording the podcast.
Oh, tussle! Behind the net! Jamie Benn, that John Ruda it is.
Why is Jamie Benn tussling with Eon Ruda? Like Ben? You have much more president.
Well, the whole of the popcorn.
Oh, break it out! That's just a great play by Ruta.
And then Ben goes after Ruta Ruta retaliates.
And then they both have each other in a headlock and, you know, they start dancing that they make out a little bit And now we're back to ****ing for one.
Okay, that's a great play there.
And it Ben gives us a nice little shove and then so is Ruta and then they both put each other in the head.
Walking headlock is the move of the Siri's.
That was a textbook head block like Corey Perry.
Corey Perry is the best one.
Yeah, that was the best one.
Stamp goes back on the bench and still forum for with just more guys in the box.
Yeah, why not? Big fan of popcorn, Mark.
What a terrible trade for Dallas.
No, that's why I said, What the hell are you doing? Yeah, I'm Rueda for your captain.
Ben's just lost all faith of team tonight.
Like, I wanna go sit down for the next five minutes.
Is Luke Schenn not in Wana? No, because yonder it is.
Why did it take swamped? Er boys Shen with John route And not that Yann route is good, but it's an upgrade.
Hey, wasn't Luke Schenn wouldn't have done that? Yeah, no ****.
It was great for Ruta.
Didn't take Jamie Benn off the ice.
And what did you see? That same by the other.
It's a nice save.
He has yet to allow a goal in his NHL career.
As you say that they're going to score right now.
I can't guarantee it is Jake Anger, the best goalie in NHL history.
Maybe no, they take That code is can make the Otter is never allowed a goal.
Watch them allow, like three in a row.
This is also game number two idiots yet to play a full game.
This is This is the second appearance.
It's not even a game.
Second appearance and his second period.
Okay, calm down.
Yeah, I got a fire at the block before he lets the goal and God be looking at that.
We're gonna get the greatest goalie of all time.
Just refused to mention how much you split.
Just state that he's never allowed a goal.
I mean, just look at the tax man.
100 save percentage.
You can't beat it and we're back to 515 It's all been changed.
Not that DuPont Welcome.
Not that DuPont and I sing on tap to Trump had 23 assists.
It's definitely not bad.
Come on, give the man some credit.
It's like ridiculous for a playoff.
That is quite ridiculous.
Coach Rob is Ah, I would say he's in the top 10 forwards in the NHL? Yeah, about five winger.
It's a pain in the ass and I think you soft But he's very good Maroon.
That was offside.
But it's not gonna matter at this point.
Like, if we have to call it, we will.
But if we won't, we just want to go home.
I feel the same way and ranges.
I'd love to see you.
Some sort of fight from Dallas.
Just a show. They care.
I don't think I don't think they have it.
I don't think they have the ability to do that.
It's just, uh, like where Corey Perry.
Like on your stupid bird stuff.
Corey Perry, this is what you're for.
Did you see the You see the picture I sent on Twitter? It's everybody.
That was his reaction to my ceiling pick.
Why am I here? She Oh, come front and no go.
I think that was high skin.
I don't have else care.
But it's one of the tail in the comeback begins with 13 11 left.
There's still a lot of time, right? I want to see this.
I'm pretty sure Basic and stone A Popsicle? Yeah.
What else? He never gonna stick on it.
E think it was his vasilevskiy that was last to touch it? No, I think Victor Head be like soccer.
Given the own goal.
No, he wear it kicked, and then it bounced in.
It's just bad luck.
Now, who's the fence? Right? Next one.
I think that was I think that was chair neck.
He tried to swat it and it hit.
He squatted in the vasilevskiy state.
And then it wouldn't be like soccer.
Credit him with the own goal.
Is that what Dallas needed to make the this? That was in the perfect goal for Taiwan's say again to get credit for Thank you. Not that DuPont.
That would have been.
That was, like, literally exactly what you said earlier.
The type of gold tower saying it was going to get this is not even him.
Just like Tampa Bay would do it for him.
We'll get it, dude, for cracking, killing over two popcorns.
Whoa! Oh, let's get hot here.
Might think I'll make some popcorn in celebration.
Perry just waved his head bag for no reason.
Trying to get a call.
Harry, you're better.
It's kind of why I like him.
I'm still playing fourth, nine minutes, Right? That is it's amazing to me.
That's like, That's, like, mind falling to me.
Carry on a you're leading goal scorer in the regular season and you play them on the fourth line.
If I am on the fourth line and steak and it's still sake and still getting first line minutes.
It hasn't scored a goal in 11 games, but you're weeding goal scoring the regular season.
The guy that brought you here with an overtime game winner with a 110 mile now or slapper.
You put him on your fourth line.
Yeah, that bonus.
Oh, yeah, and he gets hooked.
Eyes that with depositors.
Dallas is buzzing, but gotta finish it, though the second time they've gotten alone like that, and they got, like, just annoyed enoughto lose it.
It's to prompt and a penalty coming to Tampa.
Benny, you're Saqqara walks in.
I missed the net.
The boys are buzzing.
Yeah, but why are they taking their sweet time? My father that I would just give it to Tampa Bay and take the power play.
What do you do it? Take the power play.
I worked the six on five work to six on five, but they're taking their time into the net.
There you go. What? I'm touching.
Are you one of those guys that goes to an NHL game and you'll shoot the entire game? No, because I'm not an idiot.
So a power play for Dallas with 10.
5 to go, it is still possible.
I'm not saying it will happen, but I'm just saying, if they could score on this power play early, I have a shot.
They might have a shot.
I say might very lightly, right? Yeah.
The over hit big time in this one.
Yeah, just a small note.
I'm excited for this. Power players.
See if Dallas can make it a little more interesting on the scoreboard.
Yeah, that's McGregor would say.
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Yeah, power. But here we go.
Oh, come on, give me something to cheer for again.
And an easy turnover and a ah break here for Blake Coleman.
It's rocked, but I'm pretty sure the Dallas players like the the worst end of that hit now is he? He's just getting back now.
Who was that? It's gradual of he slow to get back to the bench.
He wanted to take off Coleman's head to hurt himself.
Well, hopefully, he's alright for Dallas.
They're already ready for 45 seconds and I'm already bored.
Yeah, this power boy stinks.
Get Tower. Say again.
Off of it! Get our second off the ice.
It's time for him to watch a game from the ninth floor.
This is terrible.
And they still have tower seconds and dentition the playoffs.
Do they remember that the jury an EV, uh, overtime winner against Vegas was on the power? But no, don't don't bother.
Put him out there.
Was that the second unit? Because they should start their second unit with Karen Deronta and Larionov.
Seriously, And throw Pavelski on it.
Get him off the first unit and throw him on the second.
Make the second to first.
Like look at that.
You dump it in, you give up on the four check, and then you just let them clear, and you're already tiring yourself out by having to go back and get it.
Put Pavelski in front of the net, put Gary on off and keep your eye on the half walls and put high skin.
And then I don't know what the power plays already over.
I know, but they gotta They gotta change up their first power play because it stinks up in there goes gradual down the down the tunnel.
Things are going from bad to worse for the Dallas Stars Right now.
I feel bad for Gradual, but he did that to himself.
There's no reason even trying to make a big hit there.
And he tried and then ended up going like face first into the boards.
That's just that's just his emotions taking over for the actual game aspect.
I bet you is fine.
He doesn't really feel pain.
He's on Li like 10% human.
I feel no pain, only mental in Russia.
Only pain feels pain in Russian.
You you make pain field.
It's again one of the last guys in the world that ever wanna be against in a bar fight.
One of the probably the only guy in the world I'd ever not want them I'd ever want to not meet in person.
Stay away from me.
You do your thing, I'll do mine.
And she Anna, with the tweet of the night, 91 green has been horrid.
Might as well use those hands for fighting at this point.
Glad I could be the fairest Reach weed on that.
Where's my promote odds on the bed.
I don't know why I followed his personal account because he never tweets anything.
He only tweets from the World Hockey Report because of the fog this game over? No.
Well, why not? It's a good.
This camp is just like annoying.
It's not That did look painful.
It did, But that's self inflicted.
I don't know what he heard more His shoulders head.
He actually like, smacked his face on the ice, which it hurts a lot as it is, and then going head first into the boards.
They put in d A.
L like Dallas in Dow locker room.
And I thought since my like light was over the AL I thought it said in the locker room I'm like, Wait, e was like, What? Let me see you get with it, you know, don't get funky with me.
See? He's in the locker room.
But Dallas will definitely take it right now.
Wait. Let's see.
Oh, no, not a soft call.
Don't listen to me.
Yeah, I didn't see the stick.
I just saw the hand.
He felt the stick.
And then so to stick left.
He felt I would love to see you skate through that stick, McLovin.
Rather love comes back working with the incredible logged.
I made pain. Feel pain.
He's not paying anyone.
Yeah, he bought the rights to pain and then sold it to somebody else.
But even though he's coming back and the team's probably pumped up about that immediate clear and he's back to the locker with Good night, everybody Wow, that was fun.
While it lasted, the pain came back and said, You have no refunds.
I can't believe that Immediate Immediate comes out looking like the ****ing Hulk.
I don't feel pain.
I'm all set down to the locker room right away.
That was pretty heartbreaking. Not gonna lie.
Also come, I waas.
Yeah, but I was so short with Oh, I know those terrible Yes, in an attempted big hit by corn.
But he's soft, Soft it is.
Could Vallas even get like a shot on the power place? They have way too much skill.
Did not do anything easy.
Clear, Like there's no money there.
Can I coach the Dallas stars for a game.
You probably win.
It's like not that Oh, my God, I will talk with me that he ****ing ****ed up a goal.
Do you not think that they would have a better chance if they replaced Gary on off with entire second? Like if they just flip them and put tires second on the fourth line and Gary on off on the first? Do you not think that would make an immediate impact on the first line? Yes.
On the fourth line. Indicate immediately. Works.
Yes, but your first one is supposed to be better.
The fourth line is not supposed to be better than the first.
It's not how hockey works.
And right now they're fourth line is way better, you know, sucked in this series.
Jamie Benn when he was a really good after the **** on him.
You know, suck this playoffs like and they've won despite him. Rick Bonus.
He's been trashed.
Oh, they're finding commercial with Paul.
Neck, You see his Twitter name? Now? It's got like, the SpongeBob fought where you got the large letters in the small letters.
Time for hardest shot.
Never forget when he retweeted me when he was Paul missed the net.
Good times my claim to fame.
But he claims the thing like this game is so depressing.
I'm like debating just going the football Celtics game because other on tonight they are.
It's just what you know, Like like I have the option toe Watch this in Spanish.
I might watch the Celtics in Spanish.
You telling me huge Celtics fan there? Oh, there on tonight.
**** there on Oh, ****! During the final ****.
Are they in the final? No, there's one syriza way.
Oh, again, Yeah.
Diehard fan over here, The high hard I like when people like.
Yeah, well, you'll, uh, you'll be pumped if they win.
I'm like they've won and I've not cared.
I own a Celtics NBA Champions T shirt that was now too small for me and the only reason I own it because someone bought it for me.
You know, there is why I have because I found it on the park bench and used it as a rag.
The only Celtics shirt I own is the best player in Celtics history.
What time I went to my elementary school because they have a nice, uh, the area in the back, like the playground.
And we just go there to hang out and on the couple benches there.
There was on one bench.
There were two Bruins rally towels.
Not for like a playoff.
It was just like Bruins towels.
But there are a rally towels.
I was just like those, really? So I took him home and still happen.
I actually have a towel like that size because I thought I bought, like, a full sized towel, and it was like, Yeah, big.
It's like black with the Bruins logo.
I don't know if they will be coming, Let's say, like, made like the material.
Oh, no, it's terrible material.
It's, like, hard as a rock.
Yeah, like if they like stitched in like with the design of the towel.
Like the logo will be cool.
But yeah, this is not what they're gonna like if they're gonna iron on like a ****ing fat head sticker like, it's not gonna be comfy though, Like white.
Like something with it. Oh, yeah.
The towel is worth like a dollar.
It's like as hard as like the hard side of a sponge.
He heart side of the sponge.
So do you think that it can score a goal per minute? Year? No, anything.
They're going to score one.
Do you think Tower Sagan can score a goal per minute here? I know, E.
Just don't I don't think I was.
I can score a goal in the next.
However, on the Siri's goes, I don't think he's going to score a goal for the rest of his career.
It's just how confident I am.
Oh, well, maybe in the regular season.
Now, now he shows up for the regular season is just when the playoffs comedy goes into his little shell was a little playoff shell.
Yeah, get a you got a point there.
Okay, Is Jake Andrea, the best goalie of all time? Still hasn't allowed a goal, has never allowed a goal in his NHL career.
No, it hasn't over 2.
5 minutes, so I'm kind of hoping that changes just so you blow up in your face.
I want to see J cart button your start game for veggie net.
Gets a shutout, ties the Siri's to go with him for the rest of Siri's.
I would write quite the blawg.
I ****ing told you old.
You put that you put this clip in.
I've said it now.
Operation got Raj.
It's getting chippy out here.
What did I tell you? If you're not gonna win, just go out and take some bodies.
Although I do have a old tweet that says Jake on there's gonna be good.
But it does not fit this situation in the NHL in be a solid NHL goaltender.
I just like a tweet from, like his days that like a BU Yeah, what might happen might have been a little differently than that.
He's looking pretty comfortable in there.
No, I don't like when he would still be you.
It was just a big tweet saying J Cottagers.
No, I told you all I told you for 20 weeks like 17 Buddy.
Yeah, no, it's It's actually more descriptive than that, but it's still wrong.
So it's a mad scrambles happened behind in it.
I think you could see him starting in net.
Maybe the next two years, Baby Hands on the health of Ben Bishop.
And what happens to hoot open? And Boudreau is done for the night? Pavelski When there's cross, check the blue line, the pocket goes after him.
That's his blatant of a cross check if you're gonna get you.
Well, I bumped into him now.
Gujarat coming in the final seconds.
You know what? Considering they play Gary on off on the fourth line.
Can we trade Byork for carry on up straight up? Hey, man, you would fit your system and Tampa Bay is getting a power play out of it.
Alright, That's my cue to just turn on.
Oh! Oh, Patch for Maroons.
Going back Trying to fight the Dallas bench or the ref? Yes.
Oh, and he got tossed.
Got No, he didn't.
Why is he complaining? His team got a power play.
He got a ****ing task.
John Cooper has the most possible face I've ever seen in my entire life.
It does. It's right there.
All 50 inches of glory which is right in his face.
Like it upon **** so easy.
Okay, enough of that.
Stamkos is actually a very likable guy.
So like, how could you hate the guy? He's just so unlucky with his health.
Yeah, and he's a great player.
Oh, he's awesome.
He never does anything stupid.
He's just Gary and I just got hit with a puck on the bench and go down the tunnel.
If so, this is the most unlucky.
And, uh, uh, stream randomly died when we started back up, and I shared it on Twitter from Saudi.
You gotta be kidding me.
Gary on gets here with the puck on the bed.
E don't know from Assad. Yousef.
Uh, Tyler Sagan is Hoechst.
I've run out of explanation.
Otherwise, the Dallas Stars are hex Gary and I just got hurt on the bench by a park.
Well, it that sums up this game, Gary on off, gets hurt while sitting on the bench.
If that doesn't sum up this game, I don't know what does.
Hey, don't call me a ****.
It's not my stream.
Yours died last game.
The same fashion.
P J wasn't there.
So he's got no no evidence.
You just admitted to it.
I didn't say yes.
Final man to play in the period.
I'm just waiting for a goal tohave take away.
All right, there it is. Up.
And Jake Oettinger, the greatest goalie in NHL history, has never allowed a goal.
He's got, like, four shots against them, and they're all been like floaters.
If that blawg is there, don't actually post it.
I'm just waiting for Mancuso to read it.
What the **** is this? I will post it.
That's gonna be the way he's going to read it.
No, don't get me in trouble.
I wanted to just be a prank.
Well, we're gonna step first, period.
He's got, like, a goal, like five like, shot attempts.
And then, like, like six minutes of time and then at the bottom edge that has not played since.
I'm just going to compare him to Patrick Juan Martin, bro Door and just that caliber of goalies.
It's not gonna be a big deal.
I'm gonna cash it.
Yeah, No, I'm gonna put him above Dominant cash.
Don't actually post it the **** bay Lightning.
I'm saying Jake Oettinger, It's a It's a joke.
It's not really He's just never allowed to go get over five to Tampa.
Coast played one period and scored a ****ing goal.
Jake Oettinger is the greatest goal. Try three.
He's gonna be your starter on Friday.
Oh, man, you will not see me on Friday.
It is a fairly on bad luck.
Well, what do we have to say about this? Dallas just did not have any heart from the start of it.
They just could not recover.
Okay? They stink.
Well, there's swallow. They blow.
They really don't know how to ****ing play a real game.
They got I'll be the one to say it.
They got lucky Indian one.
I'm sorry they did Would open bailed him out in that third period.
And he has not done a sense.
You can't even tell me.
Oh, that's not That's not true.
It's not true at all.
Well, I got a ignorant tweet out right now.
What he's saying It said, Let's see, That's Jake.
Anger is never allowed a goal in the NHL.
Hashtag go bu Mhm.
Yeah, Mike 11. You are the tech guy.
What? Clip it and put it.
Sullivan Stride blocked by association.
No, I I don't even think he knows who I am.
Did he block the tarps off hockey Twitter account to? Yeah, that's wicked funny.
He did that after he said You're going to hear from my lawyer.
Oh, or the people.
Oh, I'm sure he would to come crashing into my dms again, telling me he's gonna kill me.
So scared a joke as a clown.
Alright, My final thoughts in the game is that this game was boring.
I had no fun, and, uh, I'm ready todo as Aziz.
Michael Scott once said, I am ready to get hurt again.
Hopefully the house can come back in game four, but it's gonna take a a lot of heart.
Uh, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Natural hat trick on the on the captain coils.
My first every game.