In no idea what happened there.
So sharing this again.
You don't doing you having fun? Hated here on now? I liked it better when it said pregame.
I ain't got no We have to score on the bottom.
Can't hide it now.
I also don't know what happened.
I didn't lose Internet connection.
Thats exactly what happened to me in game two.
Yeah, she's all done.
Said stream ended.
Yeah, well, when it happened in May, I made a sound.
A soon as I made the sound, it ended.
I can't make those sounds anymore.
Like what? I don't even now.
Kucherov got 23 assists in these playoffs.
Holly Ike's? I didn't think he was that good.
I thought I would put his game three Part two in the title.
So I called it welcome, Robert.
Just Robert. Robert.
Rubber vino chicken, chicken.
Rob. Rob, what do you get? Per snack.
What you get for your intermission Snack? Oh, yes.
Oh, there you go.
The party size going down the whole bag.
Yeah, I am the party.
So it's my size.
I should grab some ice creams.
No, I shouldn't.
Did you share the stream, McLovin? No.
Don't e a to this point, Rob.
It's like, uh Yep, it is.
Tampa Bay Lightning.
But a touchdown in Dallas takes the wheat.
They can have a two point lead after that.
Well, as if they hit the extra point.
And they're not looking good tonight, So thank you, Robert, for the follow.
Hey, Robert, can I have a fall? Oh, just begging for follows over here.
Yeah, for all right, man, I want to try and fix it, but I can't because I don't have the information.
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And you don't even have to bet on this game.
You can bet on some stupid stuff like the presidential election or any other sports.
Because if you bet on the Dallas Stars right now, I think you're insane.
And they're betting on them toe lose by more than four.
Yeah, I don't even know if they'll give you the odds that my cookie, especially with what looks like to be the otter coming into the net.
Although I probably didn't let up a goal.
So you know what? Shout out on her.
Okay? Boston University.
And then the Otter is in the net.
Odd injure runner up for the national championship in the CIA's second career NHL appearance.
Hey, listen, I think it's the right move.
Get food open some rest you can't like.
A couple of the goal is yes, You should have had same time.
What the hell is the team in front of him? That had been goal was pretty bad.
Yeah, this is where Tyler saying is going to score e.
Yep, give a confidence boost for next game? Probably not.
He'll probably go another 11 games without a goal again.
Now watch what's gonna happen.
Dallas is gonna get, like, a delayed penalty on them.
Tampa's gonna pull their goalie and accidentally put it in their own net.
But Sagan is gonna be the last person to touch it.
They're gonna give Sagan the ****ing victory.
Who of them looks happy right now? That's a happy man.
Look, you know, he's got the 1000 yard stare at nothing.
Then they show Ben Bishop going to the bathroom.
Thank you, Robert.
Having Robert? Thanks, Rob.
See, we have fans.
This stupid out in front e don't even think that is in that.
No, Klingberg takes a shot, but see, it's white again.
Like I know I can tell because ****ing X funny.
Doesn't know because you're like, I'm guessing you're actually right now is like crystal clear on your TV.
Yeah, it's looking good.
Did I get a ****in like for every picture every five seconds? That's what happens to me if it's on regular NBC.
Every other channels, Fine.
Except for nbcsn Any channel.
There's news on for me with main spectrum It's terrible.
Terrible Rock me, baby Welcome.
Rock me, baby Yeah, There you go, Rocky baby, did you name that after that song Rocket May keep Utter Gave me baby a little this on e Got today in the Twitter chat.
Although all that was said in the chat that started off with horrendous day yesterday Yes, it was like, Yeah.
Then everybody wrote a blogged.
Yeah, and I think Maloney's gettinto one he hasn't started it did the ****ing Tampa Bay chap.
They approved my post like that's a nice ****ing could stop being a bird of how I was like, Yeah, and I'll take the range one.
And he's just like, no, like, uh, yeah.
You're the other Rangers got you. Take it.
Got no admin approved.
What up? What up, Mark? Spark back he is.
Hey! Oh, Power play for Dallas.
I smell Come back, Mel.
A three goal lead.
Now we'll get Cooper is when you know, Coop, I I can't tell it if I should have respect for Cooper for still having the fire or to just be like dude, what the **** are you doing? Europe by four goals in the third period and you're still *****ing and complaining at a ****ing call.
I mean, right to the hotel.
Why? Why the hell If a lot get the family only.
What the hell? There's no way I'm poor, okay? Never mind.
Now we can argue right now.
He just looks like a half set. Look.
And mark for roughing.
Pull out for roughing four on four. We go.
Wow, I think I've made my decision.
I am not hopping on stream for game.
Was bad walk last time.
Anything good happen for a team I was rooting for was game one for Boston against them cereal tacos.
Oh, Taco! Oh, Game for his Friday in five. Saturday.
Oh, I don't think I can hop on for game four.
Why? Recording the podcast.
Oh, tussle! Behind the net.
Jamie Benn, that John Ruda it is.
Why is Jamie Benn tussling with Eon Ruda Like Ben? You have much more president.
Thank you. Rock me, baby.
Well, hold on the popcorn.
Oh, break it out! That's just a great play by Ruta.
And then Ben goes after Ruta Ruta retaliates and then they both have each other in a headlock.
And, you know, they start dancing that they make out a little bit.
And now we're back to ****ing 414 Okay, that's a great play there.
And it, Ben gives us a nice little shove and then sort of ruta, and then they both put each other in the head.
Walking headlock is the move with Siri's.
That was a textbook head block.
Corey Perry is the best one.
Yeah, that was the best one.
Stamkos, back on the bench and still forum for with just more guys in the box.
Yeah, why not? Big fan of popcorn, Mark.
What a terrible trade for Dallas.
You know, That's why I said, What the hell are you doing? Yeah, I'm Rueda for your captain.
Ben's just lost all faith in his team tonight.
Like I wanna go sit down for the next five minutes.
Is Luke Schenn not in Wana? No, because yonder it is.
Why did it take the swamped er boys shen with John route? And not that Yann route is good, but it's an upgrade.
It wasn't Luke. Schenn wouldn't have done that.
It was great for Rooted.
And take Jamie Benn off the ice.
And what did you see? That same by the utter.
It was a nice save.
He has yet to allow a goal in his NHL career.
As you say, that they're going to score right now is Is Jake Anger the best goalie in NHL history? Maybe.
No, they take that coat.
Is he can The Otter is never allowed a goal.
Watch them allow, like, three in a row.
Yeah, I think this is also game number two idiots yet to play a full game.
This is this is the second appearance.
It's not even a game.
Second appearance and his second period.
Okay, calm down.
I got a fire at the block before he lets it go, and I'll be looking at that.
Okay, but the greatest goalie of all time just refused to mention how much you split.
Just state that he's never allowed a goal.
I mean, just look at the facts, man.
100 save percentage.
You can't beat it.
And we're back to 515 Sagan came into a dump in chains. Correct.
Not that DuPont Welcome.
Not that DuPont and I sing on Tampa back.
Kupchak had 23 assists.
It's definitely not bad that much.
Come on, give the man some credit.
It's ridiculous for a playoff.
That is quite ridiculous.
Coach Rob is Ah, I would say he's in the top 10 forwards in the NHL.
Yeah, about five winger.
Oh, yeah, it's a pain in the ass, and I think you soft.
But he's very good Maroon.
That was offside.
But it's not gonna matter at this point.
Like, if we have to call it, we will.
But if we won't, we just want to go home.
I feel the same way.
And Rangers 123 is back.
I'd love to see you.
Some sort of fight from Dallas just to show they care.
I don't think I don't think they have it.
I don't think they have the ability to do that.
It's just like, where is Corey Perry? Like on your stupid bird stuff? Corey Perry, this is what you're for.
Did you see the See the picture I sent on Twitter? It's everybody.
Yes, that was his reaction to my ceiling pick.
She Oh, come front and no go.
I think that was that high skin or Yep.
I don Pavelski gotta stick on there, but it's one of the two in the comeback begins with 13 11 left.
There's still a lot of time.
E Want to see this? I'm pretty sure.
Basic and stone a Popsicle.
Yeah, well, she never gonna stick on it.
E think it was his vasilevskiy that was last to touch it? No, I think it was Victor.
Given the own goal right now.
He were it kicked, and then it bounced in.
It's just bad luck.
Who's the fence right next to him? I think that was, I think that was chair neck.
He tried to swat it and it hit.
He squatted in the vasilevskiy state, and then it wouldn't be like soccer.
Credit him with the own goal.
Is that what Dallas needed to make the most unbelievable comeback of the year? That would have been the perfect goal for Taiwan's say again to get credit for Thank you.
Not that DuPont that would have been.
That was like literally exactly what you said earlier, the type of gold tower saying it was going to get She's not even him, Just like Tampa Bay would do it for him.
We'll get do for cracking, killing over two popcorns.
Uh, it's getting honey.
I might think I'll make some popcorn in celebration.
Perry just waved his head bag for no reason.
Trying to get a call.
Harry, you're better than that.
It's kind of why I like him.
Yeah, I'm friend.
I'm still playing fourth, nine minutes.
That that is, it's amazing to me.
That's like, That's, like, mind blowing to me.
Carry on a you're leading goal scorer in the regular season and you play them on the fourth line.
You put him on the fourth line and sake and still sake and still getting first line minutes.
It hasn't scored a goal in 11 games, but you're weeding goal scoring the regular season.
The guy that brought you here with an overtime game winner with a 110 mile now or slapper and you put him on your fourth one.
Yeah, that bonus I don't get it.
Oh, yeah, and he gets hooked.
A Dallas buzzing or his Dallas buzzing.
But gotta finish it, though.
The second time they've gotten alone like that.
And they got, like, just annoyed enoughto lose it.
It's to pry off and a penalty coming to Tampa.
Benny, Here's Sikora.
I missed the net.
The boys are buzzing.
Yeah, but why are they taking their sweet time half hour? That I would just give it to Tampa Bay and take the power play? What do you doing? Take the power play.
I worked the six on five work to six on five, but they're taking their time into the net.
There you go. What I'm touching.
Are you one of those guys that goes from the NHL game and you'll shoot the entire game? No, because I'm not an idiot.
So a power play her Dallas with 10.
5 to go? It is still possible.
I'm not saying it will happen, but I'm just saying if they could score on this power play early, I have a shot.
They might have a shot, I say might very likely fight.
Yeah, The over hit big time in this one.
Yeah, Just a small enough.
I'm excited for this.
See if Dallas can make it a little more interesting on the scoreboard.
Yeah, that's McGregor would say, You know, do we All I remember from aggregor with any kind of commercial does for whiskey.
Just say, like, you know, like we don't go like out.
Like, where do Irish people go? Anyone have a drink? They go to the pub, They go to the pub, they go to the pub.
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Your life We had our principles is from Ireland at our high school.
That man had a thick accent.
Good evening, everyone.
My name is Stephen.
A Bush E Love Stephen is the best name Thio here in like, an Irish accent.
Ambush everybody back to the bond Room.
Give me something to cheer for again.
And an easy turnover and ah, break here for Blake Coleman.
It's rocked But I'm pretty sure the Dallas players like the the worst end of that hit now is he? He's just getting back now.
Who was that? It's gradual of he slowly get back to the bench.
He wanted to take off Coleman's head to hurt himself.
Well, hopefully he's alright for Dallas.
Everybody ready for 45 seconds and I'm already bored.
Yeah, this power boy stinks.
Get our second off the ice.
It's time for him to watch a game from the ninth floor.
This is terrible.
And they still have jury out of on the second unit.
Fairly tower seconds of dead fish in the playoffs.
Do they remember that the Korean EV, uh, overtime winner against Vegas was on the power play? No, don't.
Put him out there.
Was that the second unit? Because they should start their second unit with Karen Deronta and Gary on off seriously and throw Pavelski on it.
Get him off the first unit and throw him on the second.
Make the second the first.
Like look at that.
You dump it in, you give up on the four.
Check and then you just let them clear and you're already tiring yourself out by having to go back and get it.
Put Pavelski in front of the net, put Larionov and keep Iran on the half walls and put high skin.
And then I don't know.
The power plays already over E no, but they gotta.
They gotta change up their first power play, you know, because it stinks up in there.
Goes gradually down the down the tunnel.
Things are going from bad to worse for the Dallas Stars right now.
I feel bad for Gradual, but he did that to herself.
There's no reason to even trying to make a big hit there.
And he tried and then ended up going like face first into the boards.
That's just that's just his emotions taking over for the actual game aspect.
I bet you is fine.
He doesn't really feel pain.
He's only like 10% human.
I feel no pain, only mental.
In Russia, only pain feels pain in Russian.
You you make pain, feel pain.
Yeah, Yeah, again.
One of the last guys in the world that ever wanna be against in a bar fight.
One of the probably the only guy in the world I'd ever not want them I'd ever want to not meet in person.
Stay away from me.
You do your thing.
Janna, with the tweet of the night, 91 green has been horrid.
Might as well use those hands for fighting at this point.
Glad I could be the first.
Reach weed on that.
Where's May promote God's on the bed.
I don't know why I followed his personal account because he never tweets anything.
He only tweets from the World Hockey Report because of the fog this game over.
Well, why not? It's a good thing.
This camp is just like annoying.
It's not that did look painful.
It did, But this self inflicted.
I don't know what he heard more His shoulders head.
He actually like, smacked his face on the ice, which which hurts a lot as it is, and then going head first into the boards.
They put in D A.
L like Dallas in Dow locker room, and I thought since my like light was over the al I thought it said in the locker room.
I'm, like, wait.
Locker room in the locker room, homey.
S e was like, What? Let me see you get with it.
You don't get funky with me.
See? He's in the locker room.
Oh, soft call, but Dallas will definitely take it right now.
That was clean. Come on.
Wait. Let's see.
Not a soft call. Absolute trip.
Don't listen to me.
Yeah, I didn't see the stick.
I just saw the hand.
No, no, Come on.
He felt the stick, And then there was a stick left.
You felt I would love to see you skate through that stick, McLovin.
I was and rather of comes back.
What can like the incredible Hulk e.
I made pain, feel pain.
He want paying anyone Mhm.
He bought the rights to pain and then sold it to somebody else.
But even though he's coming back and the team's probably pumped up about that immediate clear and he's back to the locker with good night, everybody Wow, that was fun.
While it lasted, the pain came back and said, You have no refunds.
I can't believe that Immediate.
It mean it comes out looking like the ****ing Hulk.
I don't feel pain.
I'm all set down to the locker room right away.
That was pretty heartbreaking.
I also pumped Waas.
Yeah, that was so short lift.
Oh, I know it was terrible.
Okay? And an attempted big hit by corn.
But he's soft, soft can valves even get like a shot? The power plays they have way too much skill.
Did not do anything easy, Clear, Like there's no money there.
Can I coach the Dallas Stars for a game? You probably went.
It's like not that hard to, like.
Make this lineup better.
O e love Pavelski, But he ****ing ****ed up a goal.
Do you not think that they would have a better chance if they replaced Gary on off with entire second? Like if they just flip them and put tires second on the fourth line and Gary on off on the first? Do you not think that would make an immediate impact on the first line? Yes.
On the fourth line. Indicate immediately.
Worse, Yes, but your first line is supposed to be better.
The fourth line is not supposed to be better than the first.
It's not how hockey works.
And right now they're fourth line is way better, you know, sucked in this Siri's Jamie Benn when he was a really good after you **** on him, you know, suck this playoffs like, and they've won despite him.
Rick Bonus. I'm sorry.
He's been trash.
Oh, they're playing a commercial with Paul. Mr. Neck.
You see his Twitter name? Now it's got, like, the sponge above font where you got the large letters in the small letters.
Time for hardest shot.
Never forget when he retweeted me when he was Paul missed the net.
Good times my claim to fame My claim to them like this game is so depressing.
I'm like debating just going the football with Celtics game.
Oh, they're on tonight.
It's just what you know, Like like I have the option toe Watch this in Spanish.
I might watch the Celtics in Spanish.
You could tell me.
Huge Celtics fan there.
Oh, there on tonight.
**** there on Oh ****! During the final ****.
Are they in the final? No, there's one syriza way.
Oh, again, Yeah.
Diehard fan over here.
I like when people like Yeah, well, you'll, uh, you'll be pumped if they win.
I'm like they've won and I've not cared.
I own a Celtics MBA Champions T shirt that is now too small for me, and the only reason I own it is because someone bought it for me.
You know, it was why I bought.
I have it because I found it on the park bench and used it as a rag.
The only Celtics shirt I own is the best player in Celtics history.
One time I went to my, uh, my elementary school because they have a nice, uh, the area in the back like the playground, and we just go there to hang out and on the couple benches there.
There was on one bench.
There were two ruins of rally towels, not from like a playoff.
It was just like Bruins towels.
But there are a rally towels.
I was just like those riel, so I took him home and still happened.
I actually have a towel like that size because I thought I bought like, a full sized towel, and it was like, yea, big.
It's like black with the Bruins logo.
I don't know if that would be comfort.
I must say, Like, made like the material.
It's terrible material.
It's like, hard as a rock.
Yeah, like if they like stitched in like with the design of the towel like the logo will be cool.
But if they're gonna, like, if they're gonna iron on like a ****ing fat head sticker like, it's not gonna be comfy toe like white.
Like something with it.
The towel is worth like a dollar.
It's like as hard as, like, the hard side of a sponge.
He heart side of the sponge.
So do you think Dallas could score a goal per minute? Year? No.
E Think they're going to score one? Do you think Tower Sagan can score a goal per minute here? I know, E.
Just don't I don't think I wish I could score a goal in the next.
However, on the Siri's goes, I don't think he's going to score a goal for the rest of his career.
It's just how confident I am.
Well, maybe in the regular season, Uh, no playoffs Now.
Now he shows up for the regular season is just when the playoffs comedy goes into his little shell, There's a little playoff shell.
Yeah, get a You got a point? That okay.
Is Jake Andrea the best goalie of all time? It still hasn't allowed a goal.
Has never allowed a goal in his NHL career.
No, it hasn't over 2.
What? I'm kind of hoping that changes just so you blow up in your face.
Uh, e want to see Jake art on your start game for Virgin that you gets a shutout Ties to Siri's.
They go with him for the rest of Siri's.
I would write quite the blawg.
I ****ing told you old.
You put that you put this clip in.
I've said it now.
Operation got Raj.
It's getting chippy out here. I like it.
What did I tell you? If you're not gonna win, just go out and take some bodies.
Although I do have a old tweet that says Jake anger is gonna be good, but it does not fit this situation.
I said he's gonna be a weight bloomer in the NHL in be a solid NHL goaltender.
That's a tweet from like his days that like a video? Yeah, what might happen Might have been a little differently than that.
He's looking pretty comfortable in there.
No, I don't like when he was still be You just a ***ue tweet saying, Jake, God is good.
No, I told you all I told you for 20 weeks.
It's like 17 buddy.
No, it's It's actually more descriptive than that, but it's still wrong.
So it's a mad scrambles happened behind the net.
I think you could see him starting in net.
Maybe the next two years.
Baby depends on the health of Ben Bishop.
And what happens to hoot open and Boudreau is done for the night.
Pavelski have a nice cross check the blue line.
The pocket goes after him.
That says, Blake, enough across.
Check if you're gonna get well.
I bumped into him now.
Thank you, Joe. Coming in the final seconds.
You know what? Considering they play Gary on off on the fourth line.
Can we trade Byork for carry on up straight up? Hey, man, you would fit your system and Tampa Bay is getting the power play out of it.
Alright, That's my cue to just turn making off.
Oh! Oh, Patch for Maroons.
Going back Trying to fight the Dallas bench.
Or the ref? Yes, up.
And he got tossed.
Yep. Good night.
Keep going. Get suspended.
Why is he complaining? His team got a power play.
He got a ****ing tossed.
John Cooper has the most possible face I've ever seen in my entire life.
It does just right there.
All 50 inches of glory, which is right in his face.
I get upon ships so easy, okay? And enough of them.
Stamkos is actually a very likable guy.
No, Like, how can you hate the guy? He's just so unlucky with this health.
Yeah, and he's a great player.
Oh, he's awesome.
He never does anything stupid.
He's just did Gary and I just got hit with a puck on the bench and go down the tunnel.
If so, this is the most unlucky.
Stream randomly died.
We started back up and I shared it on Twitter from sought God.
You gotta be kidding me, Gary, on kids with the puck on the bed.
E don't know from Assad Yousef uh, Tyler Sagan is Hoechst.
I've run out of explanation.
Otherwise the Dallas Stars are hex Gary and I just got hurt on the bench by a park.
Well, it that sums up this game, Gary on off gets hurt while sitting on the bench.
If that doesn't sum up this game, I don't know what does.
Hey, don't call me a ****.
It's not my stream.
Yours died last game.
The same passion.
Okay, but P J wasn't there, so he's got no no evidence.
You just admitted to it.
I didn't say yes.
Final man to play in the period.
You're I'm just waiting for a goal.
Tohave Just so good bye. All right, There it is.
And Jake Oettinger, the greatest goalie in NHL history, has never allowed a goal.
He's got, like, four shots against them, and they're all been like voters.
If that blawg is there, don't actually post it.
I'm just waiting for Mancuso to read it.
E, what the **** is E will post it.
That's gonna be the way he's going to read it.
No, don't get me in trouble.
I wanted to just be a break.
Well, we're gonna step first period.
He's got, like, a goal, Like like, five like, shot attempts.
And then, like, like, six minutes of time.
I always and then at the bottom edge that has not played since.
I'm just gonna compare him to Patrick Juan Martin, bro Door and just that caliber of goalies.
It's not gonna be a big deal. I'm gonna cash.
No, I'm gonna put him above Dominic Ashiq.
Take right, Kitty, Don't actually post it the **** bay Lightning.
I'm saying Jake Oettinger, It's a It's a joke.
It's not really He's just never allowed to go over five to Tampa Final.
Stamkos played one period and scored a ****ing goal.
Jake Oettinger is the greatest goal. Try.
He's gonna be your starter on Friday.
A man you will not see me on Friday because a fairly on bad walking.
Well, what do we have to say about this? Uh, Dallas just did not have any heart from the start of it.
They just could not recover.
Okay? They stink people.
Well, they're swallow.
They really don't know how to ****ing play a real game they got.
I'll be the one to say it.
They got lucky injury and one I'm sorry they did.
Who would? Open bailed them out in that third period and he's and he has not done a sense.
You can't even tell me.
Oh, that's not That's not true.
It's not true at all.
Well, I've got a ignorant tweet out right now.
What are you saying? E said, Let's see.
Anger is never allowed a goal in the NHL.
Just fax hashtag go bu she? Yeah, Mike Levin.
You are the tech guy, but equip it and put comments.
Probably blocked by association.
No, I don't even think he knows who I am.
I think Did he block the tarps off hockey Twitter account to? Yeah, that's what get funny.
He did that after he said, You're going to hear from my lawyer.
Oh, I'm sure he would to come crashing into my dms again, telling me he's gonna kill me.
So scared a joke, guys. A clown.
My final thoughts in the game is that this game was boring.
I had no fun, and, uh, I'm ready, Todo Aziz.
Michael Scott once said I am ready to get hurt again.
Hopefully Dallas can come back in game for it, but it's gonna take a a lot of heart.
Uh, yeah, It's pretty much it.
Natural hat trick on the on the captain coils.
My first every game.
Mhm for a 4 to 1.
All right, You only joy is gonna get out of it. Okay, Goodbye.