What's up? I'm Jake.
And today I will be sportscasting the Washington football team and Arizona Cardinals football game.
This game, the Cardinals are favored by a lot.
And I am a Cardinals fan to not be biased, but non bias.
I do think that the Cardinals air gonna win.
Um, I think the Washington football team is gonna keep it close their D line there.
D line is probably going to contain collar a lot more than San Francisco did.
Um, that's e mean.
Well, that's what they're gonna have to do if they're gonna wanna even a shot at this.
But, you know, Washington coming out coming out of a big game from Philadelphia and, you know, watch the football team, man.
They were supposed to be, like, terrible, but I guess they're not as bad as people thought they would be.
But, uh, Arizona, though they came out with the big dub against the 40 Niners, last to be probably one of the biggest upsets.
Um um, of off the week.
I mean, walked in football team.
Definitely, definitely a big upset as well.
Um, let's go. Washington.
You're a Washington fan.
That's great. That's not going far.
But, um, the best part of the Washington football teams, um, entire team is the is the like, but is my mic muted? I don't know why my community Oh, it wasn't Okay. Never mind.
Yeah, there D line.
Um, their defensive line.
Chase Young number two, pick in the draft this year.
Looked look beautiful.
Honestly, that's not a really weird, but he played great.
Um, Ryan Kerrigan played great acts like he was still, uh, I got an elite quarterback.
Um, but Arizona Kenyan Drake start off pretty wealth touchdown that I know.
Do you have money? Got rather that touchdown.
But the Washington football team will have a larger advantage compared to more games.
If they could contain Kyler Murray, can they contain calorie? I don't know, but that's what they're gonna have to dio.
They're gonna have to contain calamari.
Um, yeah, but, um, Washington's receivers, they have one of the They have a great rising star.
And Terry McLaurin, um he's great.
Bust or no bust? I don't know.
Should Alex Smith the playing? I also don't know Alex Smith would would start for shirt over Haskins.
If you know you're gonna have a life threatening leg injury that would help.
That really would help if he didn't have a life turning leg injuries.
You know, those life turning leg injuries? They always suck.
Um, but I do think that think that Haskins will improve over time.
He needs more preseason than not.
And it just I don't know, man.
He's, um I know it's early, but, you know, second year, we also a Patrick Mahomes.
Did we all saw what Lamar Jackson did second years, You know, that very important years.
Um, but I don't know.
E mean, Hey, does He does have some, like, all right, You know, he has Terry McLaren, but I don't think he has a outstanding wide receivers.
I'm like like Kyler Murray.
I mean, he he he dazzled in his rookie year.
Um, he has d hop.
He has Larry Fitzgerald.
Um, you can throw canyon drink, but a bigger lots of people expected is actually David Johnson.
David Johnson was a very good running back.
That's a very good pass catcher.
We could ah, lot of our place revolved around him, catching the football.
And that's just that's just how I mean, Like, he was a good pass catcher.
I mean, I don't think he's as good as Christian McCaffrey.
He probably one of the best hybrid running backs, like, uh, like in the league.
Probably the best.
Um, but, um uh, I don't know, but Kirsten McCaffery did get injured today along with State Kwan.
Yeah, a lot of people have gone into Jimmy Garoppolo gone in your, uh Hey, most are, um we re We took out George Kittle last week.
The cardinals took out George Kills.
So, like we slowed the block.
40 Niners, dude one hit wonder, baby.
They very well could have been a one hit wonder.
But even if they were a one hit wonder, they were a very, very good one.
Hit wonder that they were so close to winning the Super Bowl.
But Patrick Mahomes, man, best quarterback in the NFL.
I want to say he's the best player.
I still strongly believe that Aaron Donald is better.
That then, um what? His name is Patrick Holmes.
But what do I know? I'm just a guy.
Um, yeah, but, um I think, I think.
Then people think because I firmly believe that they have one of the best lines of the league.
Definitely got the Cardinals the line, the Cardinals.
The line is like, Mm, not not that great.
Um, but we dio the Cardinals have arguably the best outside linebacker.
Like Blitzer in terms of Chandler Jones.
Um, Carlos defense we have.
I mean, they have Brubaker, um, rising star in the safety position.
Um, Isaiah Simmons last week.
Idea Simmons One was hyped NFL players going into the into week one, but he really, really needed preseason.
He made a bunch of just like it's not that he was like making these students that he just didn't know what to do out there.
Like he was the one who led the Giant where he Mosser touchdown last week.
Um, e don't know, but, um ha, man, as he has something, he could be a star, but a matter actually hasn't as a safety, um, has it was a safety, but e, he's a very good he could play anything.
That's like a D lineman.
He's not that big, but he can.
He can play most defensive positions, and I think he'll he'll there'd be a stud or will be a full on bus, but he probably will be very good in the n F O Washington's defense.
They have so many holes there.
D line Chase Young.
He's I mean, he's great.
He's arguably this was the best player in the draft last year, except the Bengals took Joe Burrow because a.
He was also one of the best.
Like looking, Um, order just the draft, Um, in a long time.
But And they also needed a because they treated Andy Dalton to the Cowboys.
Poor Andy Dalton.
Hate to be sure the Cowboys I was retired, so, in fact, I'll be I literally hate the cat was all my heart.
So, um, but this is one of the most like, injured weeks.
I mean, I had I had to say Kwan in one of my fantasy leagues mean that did not go well.
I was watching the Giants game song get injured and my life flashed before my eyes.
It's been a rough week, but Cardinals Washington football team Kickoffs coming.
Um, coming soon? Um, the ball Wanna know Mama number 24.
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Um, sad, because the Cardinals playing are not even Are they playing the best division football with teams like the 40 Niners thesis, Seahawks and the Rams, who I mean they all want except for the 40 Niners who lost to the Cardinals.
But, I mean, the Washington football and they don't have many good teams in their division.
They only have the Eagles, which I mean, they beat.
So I'm not saying anything, but I don't know, um, the Cowboys who are trash, absolutely steaming garbage.
The divers in the NFL.
I don't know why they exist.
Um, and the Giants? The Giants has so much talent, I think you could get a better coaching staff.
Their offense needs a little bit more receivers.
They have maybe the best running running back in the NFL Um, Daniel Jones look so much better than because a lot of people say that they could have taken Dwayne Haskins or just a lot of people did not like the Daniel Jones pick.
But, uh, I mean, he's he's gonna do well.
I think he's gonna do a lot better.
I think he's going to be better than Dwayne Haskins if he gets, um, or talent.
But all right, here's the kick off Cardinals kicking it off to the Washington football team up.
See how their offense in their defense reforms.
Um, e think the Redskins offense just more like the combination of the Redskins offense in the Cardinals defense is a lot more important than the Cardinals offense and the Redskins defense, because, oh, he just walked out of bounds.
E might have been out of bounds, but looks like the washing. Oh.
Yeah, and I think that's an out of bounds on the kickoff.
Oh, it was a legal block in the back by the receiving team.
I didn't even get very good field position either way, Who That's gonna make the Washington football teams life even harder so that some I don't want to be Washington football team fan anytime soon.
So I mean, going hasn't looked all right last week.
I mean, he had he went 14 for 22.
That's that's like two thirds of your past is made.
I mean, that's pretty freaking good.
They are on during the eight yard line, have things drops back, darts it to this tight end with Thomas Thomas a tight end.
So I'm stuttering.
Um, you know, after their right guard. Brandy.
Sheriff, he's pretty good too.
Um, Logan Thomas with the reception that, by the way, Terry McLaurin number one.
They have J d McKissic.
I think he's pretty shifty.
Stuff them on the way back.
That was Gibson a.
J. Gibson who sent a popcorn.
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Can you tell me what a popcorn does? I'm sorry I'm about when it comes to this kind of stuff.
I don't I don't even know what that does.
I don't even know what that does.
Um, okay, but it was like Mother Jones obviously had something to do with that.
So, yeah, um who he freaking up? What happens? Bumps went deep for, um, Tom Thomas again.
Who's He's already passed you twice in the first drive.
Overthrow? We didn't make it fourth down already.
Not gonna be a Washington policy right now.
Yeah, that's a thank you.
All right, he pumps it around. That was a good punt.
Our returner gets it around the 40 still going Christian Kirk, Another flag.
This could be another illegal block in the back.
Oh, it's not be roughing the kicker.
The kicker is hobbling around already.
It was like he he has pain in his back.
I don't understand how it could hurt this back by an NFL player.
Um, but but hey.
Oh, he like Oh, yeah.
So, like, holding receiving team.
So the corners of the ball around the 30.
About the evolution? Not bad.
Um, Hala Murray making his.
So this is he played very well.
He had 91 rush yards last week.
That's more than Kenyan Drake Odd, whose are running back.
But then again, he had to play a brutal, um, 40 Niners D line.
But the problem is watching and arguably has a better D line in the foreign.
And I wouldn't say they had a better deal.
Buckner didn't get traded.
The Colts, but the forest front, uh, got treated the cult, so there's chasing right there.
Um, thing is not, um I'm a predicament for the Washington football team.
They have pretty good field position for, um, the Cardinals can start.
Just, you know, getting some stuff on the board. They can.
They can get some and they get bought. Half they get.
They have the ball on the literally.
Washington's 48 the game just started.
Or, like, kind of alright.
Screen toe. Larry Fitzgerald.
It's about three yards, second and seven.
We have a centers now.
Lamont Galliard Because Mason Cole got injured taken in the third round a couple of years back, um, Colin Murray runs into Kenyan.
Drake is about four yards to two or three yards of the first down.
Pain played great last week.
Jonathan Allen Monta Sweat.
Also drafted last year.
He's showing some good signs.
His last name made him the perfect client for Old ****e.
If you all seen that commercial that you, if you don't that commercial, then I'm probably made no sense to you.
But the car was convert.
They give it to Kyler Murray on a fake Kyler Murray.
Rush for Kyler Murray.
They're fake to Kenyon, Jake to the right.
How the murder those legs, though.
I mean, eventually he's going to be feared at the same level of Lamar Jackson.
I would hate to play against Lamar Jackson or call me or anyone in the NFL.
I was 13 yard rush by Colin Murray.
Dhiab ran into Kenyan drink.
Oh, that's a heated.
Okay, so number 54 for the Redskins just broke Kenyan d****d undershirt because he was pulling on it so much that something that's amazing.
So ha Cardinals look good.
Constant Trick plays with that fake to the left with Colin Murray Screen to Christian Kirk converts brought down by Chase Young.
What I'm doing pretty violently.
She sounds huge already.
Might be one of them might be the biggest kid on the or just just biggest person on the Washington defense.
But there's a flag on the play.
They go block in the back by the offense.
Okay, so now it's back to being second end 12.
Um, Kelvin Beachum.
With the illegal blocked back, Um, that's roughly would have got a lot of better field position.
Yeah, that that has to something you can't do.
That was really obvious.
See what collars collar drops back to pass.
Chase Edmunds might be.
He's, he's gonna be He's been a backup for like he was rookie last year when David Johnson went out, he scored like three touchdowns against the Giants.
He's the fastest running back on our team.
He's really fast.
Means he's like he said that their own Sproles kind of archetype Chase Young comes off the field.
Um, yeah, I just got reports that the Cowboys lost to the Falcons.
D hop jokes Make one guy miss de Hop.
Getting it to the A yard line.
Total of 14 people are now great.
That's pretty okay for your first broadcast broadcast.
And Kyler Murray convert runs it to fake again.
Calamari without another rushing touchdown.
Problem is, there was a fly flags.
Good caliber is questioning what's happening? Um, was the flag on Kyler or was it a delay of game or something? Already holding on the offense? Still first down.
But you lost your touch on. Now you're going backwards.
With the whole I mean, without that whole, you probably wouldn't have gone in any way.
Um, but, um, what stinks? Um, that's to stupid penalties on the cardinals.
Erin Jones Very well today.
Nick Chubb did well on Thursday.
Um, calamari still cover.
I think they could still convert they its first and goal.
Um, there are about 11 yard line based on how their offense has been moving around.
They'd be getting a first down every like one or two plays.
Um, calamari drops.
There was a 50 50 ball, but overthrown.
Oh, there's a flag there.
That might be a defensive pass.
Interference. When he did, he did push off a bit.
Grab a bit, but I don't think it was uncatchable.
Even if it's on the hold holding on defense, he was holding.
Um, um, I think that I mean, that was a good cop. That's good. Come.
Yeah, for that was good.
What? All right. First and go again.
This time, we have a bit better solution at the six yard line.
Um, So what's happening? Caliber drops back to pass.
Doesn't have anyone open running from the D line here.
Is that the line that they could think? Tyler just goes it away.
Calamari looking for a run there because that's that's what it usually does in Washington with the good play there.
That's what they have to do, is they? I mean, if they're received or clamps, you cannot let him does, like, run around the entire. That's what he did.
That's what that's what he did to, um, San Francisco.
He just It doesn't matter if anyone was over, he could run.
He had, like, 91 yard last week.
Like Like he had, like, two blocks cars that Adrian Peterson.
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Runs with Kenyan Drake.
Okay. And drink.
Um, coral three yard line.
So, um, can't ever gonna score.
Okay, Larry, Larry Fitzgerald got back into the formation.
One to this day is one of the biggest goal line dress you can catch.
Better than so Maney like young receivers.
Calamari throws it to D hop wide open in the back of the end zone.
There was really nobody even near him.
Any flags? There does not seem to be a flag.
That's a touchdown.
Arizona 300. Hopkins.
I mean, that's a great this morning.
Um, uh, often, it's amazing.
I'm Tyler with the TD pass to DeAndre Hopkins.
Not a lot of kind of have Kyler and yonder Hopkins in one league starting.
So that's a lot of points for me.
That is a lot of points for your boy.
Your boy being me myself saying Gonzalez with the kick Very, very, very good for the cardinals.
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna see if you're on a commercial, but I'm gonna see if the stops it herself.
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Gibson in the five yard rush.
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A client. So basically, literally nothing happened.
What? How Skins got sacked by the Cardinals? Yeah, that's not good.
This is the closest you've gotten.
I went through it out last time.
This time they've gotten one first down off of yards, the other wonderful penalties.
So it's going great.
Oh, he's gonna stretch sometimes, don't you? Yeah.
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Gibson breaks your hex breakthrough.
Three other defenders.
We'll talk about Pastor Peterson, not me.
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The entire time.
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Nothing like that.
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Alright, Commercial, But I most of this time, um hung surprised No one got injured yet.
Lots of injuries.
One of the most injury tastic weeks.
Also see the come back here.
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All right, cardinals up on the Oh, that's rough, because that's not a nine.
Lyman look great.
Been looking great this season, which is not very normal for the Arizona Cardinals.
Sweezy coming out doesn't pew.
You get Humphries stretching to DeAndre Hopkins.
Oh, you got tripped.
That could have broken out for a lot. more.
I'll see something.
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A scripted Kenyan, Drake.
Who? He That's That's the Washington D line I was talking about.
Absolutely stuffed him back.
Third in, like, 12 now.
13 time. My bad.
Yeah, like if it's drilled.
Held a good block there.
But the line came in from the inside and tackled him.
Murray throws it to Picked off by Landon Collins.
That that stinks, man. For cardinals.
Uh, now that there are the Cardinals 20 yard line, that's that is not going to stay here for a cardinal saying which I am.
So that is not gonna used in you see here, e get reproduction. Here.
They would be interception.
All right, all right.
You know, happens.
Passes it Thio Thomas again very, very quickly becoming a am if he retired from 200.
I was lost to the Falcons trying to get some of my body to join up here.
Gibson breaks to the nine yard line.
This cannot be good for the cardinals as offense is definitely something that we were supposed to have an advantage of.
Apparently not the defense coming out with the interception.
Landon Collins, Former Pro Bowl.
Or with that, I mean can can the defense Can the Cardinals defense come? I'm through and Haskins fix it.
Oh, he fumbled and the Cardinals have started right back.
You see, that's what we call in exchange exchanges.
We gave them the fall, and then we got the ball back.
So what? They just did freaking useless because we just got the ball back.
That's like the exact same field position behind to start out with two column.
Very lucky there is gonna talk to stats a bit and can affect the game too much.
Maybe about a minute and a half this time.
I mean, I doubt that that minute of half is going to really come back and get him.
Commercial break on defense on both sides.
E could tell you that both from the first drive of each team, uh, I mean, the defense has looked the defense.
That's fine on the Cardinals in the beginning, but hasn't looks great Sense.