like 40 50,000 streams.
It's been crazy.
Jack, What's going on, buddy? What's happening? Where he We're live.
Game one, buddy. Stanley Cup Finals.
You excited? Yeah.
I got the brand new laptop today.
Oh, What kind of happy did you get? What kind of laptop? A new MacBook Pro.
I got the upgraded version.
The last one ad beautiful.
And you're running.
You're running high speed then, buddy.
Yeah, You've never looked clear.
I didn't even know what you looked like until the upgraded version every day on this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might as well get the good one if you're gonna be spending as much time as you do on here.
Guys, we have Game one Dallas stars.
Tampa Bay Lightning Jack.
First off, buddy.
How do you see this? Siri's going.
What do you think is gonna happen? What's the outcome gonna be? Let the people know.
I mean, Tampa Bay has that high powered offense, but they have not faced anything like the Dallas Stars they've they've been able to get into.
I have seen it in this series.
I think Dallas pushed them to perimeter.
I think the only guy on Tampa that can score from the perimeter Is Victor Hedman.
He ain't scoring ankles.
Dallas takes it in six.
No, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
I think that's a pretty, uh, pretty decent outlook.
I'm gonna go Tampa Bay.
I think that even though the Dallas Stars did handle the high flying Colorado Avalanche, I think that the Tampa Bay Lightning or even, ah, little bit deeper than them, Um, that was quite the Siri's.
So I'm going to give Tampa Bay the edge in this one.
But you know what? Not by much.
The Dallas Stars.
They play boring hockey.
They played defensive style that wins games.
What's up, knicker bugger 15.
That's a hilarious name. I like that.
I'm down with that name.
Love to see everybody here.
I I guess it didn't take my I didn't do my donation page thing.
I wanted to put something funny in there.
Uh oh, that's okay.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles, buddy, would you agree on the X Factors are brave and point for the Tampa Bay Lightning in Jordan.
Beletski for the Dallas Stars? Yeah, I think that the offense you know, Tyler say again and Jamie ban are gonna rely on Joe Pavelski.
Ah, guy who's still chasing that Stanley Cup.
He's been great, you know, Maybe not the ***iest pick.
It was not, and they cut Manny half, so there's no other way around it.
He has to be good and I think great.
And point plays to his potential.
Oh, yeah? Can you see the difference in Tampa Bay? They're just such a better team.
When braiding points in the lineup, that entire team runs through braiding point.
The kid has sick hands.
He's a great skater.
Brings the puck into the zone, is dominant.
I can't say enough good things about breaking point.
He has one toe look forward tonight, and, uh, I think that you know the same thing.
If Tampa Bay is gonna have a successful Siri's, it's going to be on the back off a, uh, of a brain point.
Now I like a couple of guys in this Siri's toe, have some to have a good Siri's.
I like Gary Janow on Dallas.
I think he's gonna be an impactful player, and I like the way people has been playing as well.
On the other side for Tampa Bay I think that he's just proven himself to be a really good playoff asset for a team that demons of last year sweep away.
The Tampa Bay Lightning look look really good.
Um, you bring up breaking point.
Um, you know, high skin in, uh, those were probably the two each team's leader for the for the con Smyth.
Now, maybe Victor Hedman would win the Con Smyth for Tampa, but him and having a breaking point for sure.
Uh, big, big goaltending matchup to We got vasilevskiy between the pipes.
Obviously, the more mainstream goalie that people would be, uh, more inclined to give the advantage to.
But the play of Anton Khudobin this playoffs has been pretty remarkable.
The Dallas Stars do you give up shots, but they give them up from the outside and he doesn't give up bad rebounds and stuff.
She's pretty good at controlling the puck and making sure that, you know, if the shot does get through that, he sees it and he square to it.
I mean, Vasilevskiy probably has the advantage, but I don't know.
I think it's gonna be a really, really close Siri's.
I got Tampa I got Tampa and six and or he could get a tip like I see him having a lot of assist.
Ah, lot of goals.
I just don't think it's gonna be enough because I think Tampa are.
Dallas plays that tough, tough defense.
Absolutely, man. They sure do.
I wanna let everyone know that before the game.
What do you want? It? Uh huh.
Dallas has scored.
Hanley one Nothing.
Come on, Joe Hanley.
What's wide open in the slot? Who? I didn't even have the stream up yet.
I was just putting it up.
One not wide open.
Tampa makes a bad line change in Dallas.
What a snipe that is.
Not on Vasilevskiy.
Not for a second.
Just the next shot.
That is a beautiful shot in bad defense.
Or will not even defense.
Just a bad line change? Yeah, that that comes on to someone at the that, whether it's the coaching staff or whatever, But something went, something went wrong.
That's his first career playoff goal.
The first goal of the Stanley Cup final that you love it.
You know what? They're gonna be fired up.
They're going to be fired up.
Were underway here.
Starts off hockey live.
We've been here from the beginning.
We're going to continue to be here right through these next seven or less games.
One nothing. Dallas stars.
You love to see that? The kids first ever Playoff goal.
Ladies and gentlemen, you love to see it.
What's up, Mike? Mikes in the hospital.
What's happening, buddy? What's going on? Still the oh, up there at all off.
You're probably ahead of me.
I'm streaming it.
Why? Where was I? Was like on? Oh, I thought you froze for a second.
I'm probably a few seconds behind Me too, buddy. Me too.
And And yeah, I mean, why nothing.
Dallas stars love to see it.
Jack, you're ahead.
So you're gonna have to let us know. Johnny Socks.
What's up, Johnny? Socks, Socks? Never mind about anything except for Johnny socks.
Sounds like a good mob name.
That's my buddy.
My buddy Johnny Socks from the mob.
Who do you think has the advantage? So far I'm thinking Dallas is out playing them pretty, Yeah, I think that the Dallas Stars look have looked pretty sharp off the hot.
They shooting them 4 to 1 right now.
And, uh, certainly there hasn't been like a magnitude of chances outside of the goal.
But I think that Dallas has certainly carried the play.
It seems like Tampa just can't keep it in or even get it in and get possession in the Yeah, they're just chipping it in.
And Dallas has been able so far to just make one touch in the pucks out.
It always seems like high skin is out there like How is he always there? He's always there, and I don't even think he comes off.
I'm like, legit.
How many shifts off does he get a game? I'd like to see his ice time, Especially this game you spent out there for every chance.
Thio Patty shut a town.
How old is he too? Isn't he like 22? He's young man. Yeah, he's a pimp.
Jesus, he's a pimp.
I love to see it.
Yeah, I'm a kitty, kitty kitty.
Him and Victor Hedman are two very different players.
But, like, which one would you rather have on your team? O prah? I mean, Hedman, his Hedman, like, you know, North Trophy guy.
We'll see what it's gonna becomes.
But certainly those air too **** good defense.
And that I would take on my team any day.
Like, I know I asked my dad that actually, earlier in the day and he had the same reaction unit he like, went to answer ahead, man.
And then he was like, Wait a minute.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know. I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah, yeah, that's hilarious.
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It's always It's always a good time.
Jax During the pot.
It's why you mind if I right then? So I was just like I don't know.
I could've cared last.
Like, if you want to say it, man, say it and then I'll answer to it.
After I had a couple people DME about it.
And I was like, Man, I was like, Whose names? At the bottom of it.
They're like, Well, it's your guy.
I was like, Yeah, like my guys were allowed to write what they want to write about.
So why does no one ****ing me about it? They don't know.
They want to ask the people who, like are putting it out right.
But it's like I could care less, man.
Like Jimmy Murphy stinks.
And everybody knows that.
It's funny. I got one d m off.
You know who it was by? Yeah, Yeah.
Oh, Luke Schenn down the tunnel.
Huge Foster Kemplay! Yeah! Massive loss.
What's up? Why better now? Oh, Roger.
Love and Shen ran right into each other.
Looks like Sean might have banged his knee up there a little bit.
Right out. Oleksiak earlier, too.
Did the Tampa odds go up when Luke Schenn went down the tunnel? Oh, maroon getting a big face. Watch.
Hey, glove buddy, Eat it.
Corey Perry In the middle of this, because why the **** not? What else would you be doing? Oh, yeah, I just poking families on the ice.
I would have given them 12 I think I'd like Corita if he was on my team.
I don't like him.
Oh, yeah, I think I think whoever he was on your team Yeah, I think it's one of those guys.
He's a free agent this year too, isn't he? I think he is.
Yeah, I think I only signed a one year deal with Dallas.
That'd be interesting to see him in Boston will be funny.
Him and Marcia, the most unlikable team in the NHL.
I would win for it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, The underdog music.
Because the best I have to think about it, I spent like, 30 minutes staring at the wall like, what do I go with here? And then it hit me.
That's so important.
I love watching Patrick Maroon just get just get face washed and that would be looks at buddy on the bench And Oh, hell, yeah, hell, yeah.
Where's the Bugsy? He just retweeted me So he's alive.
Yeah, I ain't a year, though.
He retweeted my Kyle Al video.
I don't think I'll see yet, which is sad.
You could be working, but I don't see it.
He loves them he thought the undertaker videos were hilarious.
I actually I actually talked to him after that. Serious.
We actually had a really good civil conversation.
Okay, Actually, Kyle's like the easiest Thio.
What's up? Like Johnson, Juan John.
I shouldn't say that I'd rather than like outside public think we ate each other because it's way better.
Yeah, it's like when him and I are on like one time.
Some guy was like we did like our podcast.
We had, like, a little radio show in Agra before the station went into Koven mode, And people used to be like Dude, like, Do you guys hate each other? And I was like, No man is like one of my best friends, but like, that's why we put a podcast cause all we do is argue hockey people like Why do you guys just have a podcast like you guys were always freaking like, did we would just be like at his house drink and I would be like ****ing Tampa doesn't know she If people to see me in Kyle's d.
M. They'd be very disappointed.
Yeah, such incredibly civil in there.
I love that he was always down to just are ****y.
He's a good uh huh, buddy.
I'm sleepy tonight, Ed.
What are you gonna drink now? Anything? Got a couple options? What do you got? Well, I could go with some vodka.
I could go with some pink wit, Or I could go with a bud light line.
Oh, yeah, I got options.
That's not a bad problem.
No, no, it's never a bad problem. Tohave.
The closest thing is a Bud Lights.
That's why I'll cover the game.
You cover the game, I'm going to grab a beer.
He said, Yeah, yeah.
You're free to say who you got into that I'd love Thio Thio Things is gonna be a fun tight Siri's, I think, especially from what we've seen so far.
I know Mark's got the can of a lightning in six.
Oh, Tampa wins the draw, but it comes out of his own.
They said only got one shot on net so far over 10 minutes into the game.
But this Tallis defense is no joke, and Tampa brings in here.
Oh, and coo drafters of the point.
But it escapes his own.
Thank you, Hawaiian Johnson.
Yeah, And every time Dallas brings in, there's like, is there thio contain the park in the zone and they'll punch it out.
But Tampa already Coop, But again, all rooms, they had to take it back out again, and they dump it into the Dallas zone.
Oh, that that was chopped out of play in Tampa.
Begging for a call with that definitely went off the stick, so Oh, the rest are talking about it, though.
I think this is, uh, not gonna be a two minute penalty, but the NHL never shocks me.
That that definitely was.
Stick on stick contact in the park.
Yeah, let's say yeah.
No, that definitely hit two sticks so we'll see what they decide.
But that should, uh it should be five on five.
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Would you get old Milwaukee? Just like what? Grandpa used to drink when he was hiding out in the garage from your grandma so she wouldn't wine at him all day about him tinkering with his tools and drinking there is that, like the PBR of Canada way got people attitude.
We got both, but it's like in the same bread routing.
Yeah, like a can of this. And a canopy.
We are the same price.
That's that same dirty, cheap beer.
I just actually quite like old Milwaukee.
I actually like PBR.
I like I like some cheap pierce or not bad.
Whenever I see PBR on tap, I usually I usually Oh, bro, I love PBR on tap.
Oh, well, Milwaukee, I think of power tools. Yeah, exactly.
It's just such an old timers drink.
Oh, What's everybody doing tonight? What are we drinking tonight? Are we having drinks tonight? Everybody? What are we drinking? I'm having some drinks tonight too.
I know someone else that's having some drinks tonight.
Stay out of that mess up.
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Quit! She does it go! Champion scores.
Wow! 11 What a weird goal.
I want to see this again.
I was so strange.
Yeah, McDonagh comes down.
Oh, that's so unfortunate.
Yeah, just like pinballed in man.
There's no kicking money.
He went to stop, so I don't think that's a distinct kicking motion.
And then it goes off of Khudobin ER, where the defenseman was there.
I couldn't tell who went off of, but yeah, he dropped the puck.
That's a good goal.
There's no way you could call that a distinct kicking motion.
No, I I didn't think so at all.
I'm sure Dallas Twitter is right now, though.
Oh, no question about it that they would Absolutely me.
We're not bias here, so we can call it how it is.
But I'm sure they're gonna be like I was kept in.
And if that happens, the ruins, I probably be saying the same thing.
What? Um Hmm, Yeah, Marks marks right in the chat.
This series could be full of goals of that nature.
I think he's completely right.
This could be very greasy.
Yeah, Mark knows what he's talking about.
Oh, yeah, I think it will be greasy goals on greasy goals that asked to be man, you gotta score ugly goals to win the Stanley Cup Baby 100%.
It takes ugly goals to win the Stanley Cup.
It takes ugly goals to win the Stanley Cup. I agree with that.
I got a question for you.
Would you compare Anton Khudobin run this season and say, It's Tim Thomas esque? Oh, you're curious of Mark's opinion.
Big time here, and I have no idea what he's gonna say.
I usually feel like I can predict what he's gonna say, but I don't know on this one.
No comment, no comment.
Couldn't predict it. He's got no comment.
I don't I don't know either That are.
But like, Oh, try Thio friggin stand him up at the line.
Their holy Oleksiak loves playing the body.
Yeah, yeah, he does.
He's a he's a big boy, and, uh, he's a He's a defensive defenseman that everyone can turn on the Jets until game for ish.
Whether Anton Khudobin is having a timpte on like yeah, well, no.
Once against a little deeper into the Siri's, I think, Yeah, I don't think you've seen enough to answer that yet.
Clinton. Very good.
Just great pass out of his own.
I love that guy.
I'm probably way behind you, though.
Oh, good chance for Dallas, but nothing like where he like.
He he has no problem drifting right down there, and he's got the wheels to get back.
So it does not matter like he wanted his own.
Like a wing sometimes.
Yeah, he does, man.
It's crazy, actually.
Well, I was like, Who's that forward for doubts? And then I It's freaking high skin.
Yeah, he comes jumping in and all, and he's flying.
Do it's crazy what Mark said in the chat, You can put that on my tombstone.
That's a quote that you can literally put on my tombstone.
I There's nothing I could agree with.
More than what Mark just said.
E hated Tim Thomas, the style of for you.
Yeah, Tim Thomas used to give you that heart attack style.
But you know what? It worked for? A bit for sure, but oh, my God.
I hated watching those kids, man.
Do you remember Game one Vancouver, where he ****ed up by going behind the net? New light Vancouver score.
I nearly broke everything in my house.
Was that that Was that when they saw a scheme to you over time? No, it was Game one.
It was like I think I think you had, like, a one goal lead.
The game to overtime goal was terrible to memory.
Like, went out and then, like, gross just wrapped it around and scores like the same thing.
Yeah, um, you know, it was cool, man the other night talking to Matt Dumba.
That was a great talk.
I can't wait to listen.
Is that out yet? Um, I know they dropped the teaser.
I think the podcast drops tomorrow.
Oh, word like the full bod.
Yeah, man, it was crazy listening to him about being, uh, waiting for him to be, uh, like for you to hear.
I'm talking about being in the bubble.
Me. And that was the coolest part.
And I heard you. Ah, on another podcast.
I can't think of the name of it right now.
Was it, Um, the T s a leaf, guys.
One hot sauce sports.
The my French guys.
Yeah, Yeah, they're from Quebec.
There's not Montreal.
Those guys. Yeah, that was really good.
Yeah, you know, they're They're good guys.
All right? No tearing the most.
Alex, I talked to a little bit, but Terry, I really know.
The best we've done a lot of I'm tearing it on Twitter.
Yeah, yeah, he's active on our stuff.
Yeah, he's a smart dude.
It's funny, some Montreal on like a tired Canadians family, like, has a song like he likes the Bruins.
And I'm like, How can you like the Bruins and be a dire Because he's like because, bro, they play that ****ing style that I like.
They like to fight.
They like to get in people's faces.
He's like, It's kind of hard not to like e in Philadelphia.
I have a soft spot for Philadelphia to I like teams up for that style with you.
That's why I kind of didn't mind L A.
When they won their cops.
They played that aggressive the oh, I like the Kylo Palace response.
Oh, down up on the pain train And he's got to be myself a diary on Oh, the best was the underdog to you know, that's ****ing classic, man.
I spent way more time on the music for that than I did.
Maybe I spent, I think, 20 seconds figuring out what I was going to say in a half an hour on the music.
Uh, 1 36 remains in the first period.
11 Stanley Cup finals.
Game one Star strike First Lightning strike back The Phantom Menace.
And, uh, it's 11 The Empire strikes back.
How about that? Where's Germano? Where's germ fish? Where's Bugajski? Guys, Guys, Guys! I think he's afraid to come in here.
Be Oh, I just asked him.
Where you at? This'll his team.
I don't want to sit here all night.
Watch this boring ass e No, but Jarrett's probably Yeah, well, thanks.
Yeah, Jared's in their hosting the fricking students for Trump Rally.
Yeah, that frigging kid with probably half naked girls.
Yeah, for sure. He's nuts.
Marks, like, sign me up.
Mhm during go much and the Stanley Cup final.
I don't care if it was I don't care if it was my like I don't know, like, someone closest birthday party.
Like I don't care.
I'm gonna be watching first.
Yeah, I'm anxious. Internet is disturbing.
We don't need that in here.
5 upload speed on this Internet.
Oh, yeah? Well, not when BU was in the national championship.
I kicked everybody.
I had 10 roommates.
I kicked them all out of my house toe.
Watch it by myself.
You all have to go somewhere else tonight. Yeah, man.
See? Yeah, right.
It sounds like the two that were respectful and cool.
They could stay the the other six had to go.
The other birds.
I'm a kitty kitty kitty.
Jamal Adams has a Dallas Stars tattoo.
Adam, Did you see that? Is that really? Yeah, I think so.
He's from Dallas.
That makes sense, then.
Oh, no, that's *****in.
Actually, I'm not.
I don't really like a huge NFL guy, but that's cool that he's got a Dallas Stars tattoo on his leg.
A Shaun Robinson of the Los Angeles Rams is is rooting for Dallas tonight.
Yeah, Yeah, I got a snapshot from him.
He's, uh he's all on that stars bandwagon.
Yeah, man, I know I'm a college facility where they rely on Internet for everything I know.
I don't understand how you can have bad Internet in college.
Like, how do you hop on a zoom with, like, six and work? There's no way.
Well, I think Germano was home last time.
His internet stunk.
True, he was at home because he was taking a break from his house.
Yeah, that's right.
The first period is over.
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And we're out here doing the **** thing.
You know what I mean? Going to test the air quality.
I know what that means, Mart.
You know, I Jack, like where these other guys, Because I got to go test the air quality too.
Well, I know McLovin is probably make love, and he's now e sister got married today.
Don't make yeah.
E wouldn't even let him in any way will be wrecked.
Yeah, he doesn't.
He couldn't even spell his name right now.
So he's out of the question.
That's what I mean. We don't need that box.
He's probably dealing with a Jarrett.
Where's that germ germinated? Fish.
I actually want to meet Maloney to Why doesn't he ever come in here? Yeah.
Where's Maloney? You get in that chat and start telling these bums to come in and help us, or you should get in here.
I I would love to hear from him.
You should get on Maloney.
Even Mark could hop in like there's a lot of people that could come through.
Where's Tiff at? Where's Tiffy? Where's Tiffany? I haven't seen Tiffin a while.
What's she doing? She's locking.
She should be in here helping, even though she should be in their outcome.
That it doesn't even work for us.
Where the **** is she? I start getting mad at her.
Yeah, What the ****? I'm snapping right now.
Yeah, tell us Even Cousteau says you're letting them down.
But anyway, they blazed.
I gotta go check the air quality outside.
Make sure it's all breathe.
I'll be right back.
Oh, yeah. I drink that by black line, brother.
I'll hold it down.
So we got 11 after one.
Gonna be a tight serious when you can see Dallas dominated early on and kind of dominated the whole entire first period.
However, Camp Obey got a ah, weird goal.
It was Ah, Khudobin rebound that deflected off of Yanni Gord skate in a non kicking motion, deflected off of Khudobin and into the net.
So it is 11 and that's the Gracie nous of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
They play greasy, greasy hockey in Dallas plays shutdown, defensive, boring hockey.
So Dallas is gonna try to make this year's as boring as possible because that's how they're gonna win.
And I don't hate it.
I mean, you saw the New Jersey Devils make kind of a dynasty off of doing the same thing so you could see that to you could see a nice, boring Siri's from Dallas.
And but it ain't gonna be boring for Dallas fans that they take on the cop and the Lightning.
You're gonna try to play there, their up tempo powerful.
Yeah, 2000 or nineties trap? Yeah, yeah, the nineties trap of the Dallas Stars.
And that's I mean, of the New Jersey Devils.
That's not exactly what Dallas does, but it's eerily similar in the Tampa Bay Lightning.
You're going to try to play that electric offense with great and point in.
Ah, honestly, Andre plot has been on fire lately, too.
They got Yanni Gord on, and then they got those greasy guys like Patch Maroon Barkley.
But there's such a balanced team.
They're kind of like Vegas, the team that douse just knocked off.
But you could argue they're better than Vegas.
It Z one of those things. That's iffy.
But you could make the argument that they're better than Vegas.
I'm not sure I would make that argument, but I've definitely seen it out there, and it's It's not a stupid take by any means.
So this this Siri's should be electric, and a lot of people picked Vegas over Dallas.
Most people did, in fact, so I and I think most people are picking Tampa over Dallas.
Dallas is the underdogs.
I'm not so sure they should be because of how good their defense is.
But man who said what that should be.
The underdogs respectfully disagree on that but well, see, it's definitely gonna be a tight Siris for sure, though this is and fun to watch.
I love the Stanley Cup finals.
Mark, what was your favorite? Uh, Stanley Cup final of all time, If you're still here.
Love to hear that.
I know mine was probably that, uh.
2010 was that Was that the l A Kings? Was that when they want it as an eighth seed? No.
Yeah, when the Bruins won it.
Besides the Bruins, my question with your favorite non Bruins stay.
I should have I I'm an idiot asking like that.
My favorite is 2011 to Non Brewing.
Yes, my my favorite is also the 2011.
But that's because me and Marks team took it home that year.
So there's nothing better than that 1994 Rangers the year I was born.
So obviously I did not see that on because I was a toddler. Probably.
But I'm sure it was great that they had, like, a Gretzky and messier on that team, right? They were stacked, I think.
I think I watched a do***entary on them recently, but my favorite would would have to be probably the Colorado Avalanche versus the New Jersey Devils.
I can't remember the year right now.
Oh, the 1993 abs.
Really? The night the haves wanted. And that was your favorite.
Oh, you're messing with me.
E was going to say like, Wow, that's that's certainly a shocker.
That makes more sense.
Mark marks ****ing with me.
I stopped with the wine. I'm on the beard.
I'm trying to fill time until, uh Mancuso gets back.
You wanna talk about football? Just not going to do that.
Uh, but yeah, man.
Gustave, better hyping Get back because I'm running out of material, I believe again, I'm not going to talk about football.
I don't even want to talk about football.
Um, trying to think Well, I mean, Mark, who would you say has the goalie advantage here? You think you think it's Tampa Bay or you think Dobie is playing well enough that it's a push? I I say it's a push just because of how hot Dobie is.
Well, that was McLovin that kept talking about basketball.
If I'm talking about basketball, but I like college ball.
I'm not a big NFL guy.
Yeah, I think the Celtics they're playing right now or later, and I could care less.
I would much rather watch the Stanley Cup final between the Dallas Stars and the Tampa Bay Lightning.
That is much more interesting for May and I mark in the break.
I think we get college hockey during the NHL offseason.
If I'm correct, which would be absolutely amazing.
Yes, yes, yeah, you're not wrong.
Always put your money on the consistent goalie.
But, I mean, we've seen.
I mean, John Sebastian Giguere sticks out to me, is one of those goalies who was like, he's so iffy.
But he had that hot playoffs and he killed it for Anaheim all the way to a cop.
So every now and then, Ah, goalie, that's not so consistent.
Can ah can do something.
Well, it'll James van segment here.
Just Jamie Benn is just so important to the Dallas Stars, whether he's producing or not.
He is a leader in that locker room, and he is very good at it.
Does he is just getting lucky and good for him.
But good luck seeing this after he gets paid and his Oh, yeah, Mark, I agree with you.
Kind of felt that way about Thomas a little bit too.
But, uh, yeah, I'm not disagreeing work.
I don't think you're gonna hear.
But, Dobie, after this year, except for maybe how bad of a contract he's on, I don't disagree, but he's hot right now.
Tyler second, Where's he been? Put his face on a milk carton.
Dallas could really use him right now.
I mean, he actually in that that overtime last game that Dallas played versus Vegas in Game five.
He actually did look unbelievable in that, like last minute and 30.
But other than that and he didn't get any points.
But he did look amazing in that last minute and 30 and he looked like he really wanted to win.
But I just haven't seen much from him this postseason.
I think he's got, like, two goals in five or six assists or something like that.
Tyler Sagan needs toe wake up and he needs to show up.
He hasn't really done it.
Yeah, Janey Bana wasn't doing much until probably about halfway through that Vegas serious.
And then he really woke up and he's been pretty electric ever since.
But again, I still think he was important even when he wasn't scoring.
He's the heart and soul of that Dallas Stars team, and he's so important whether he's producing or not.
And he's not gonna make bad plays out there.
You're not going to see many times where Jamie Benn cost them a goal.
Look how thick that smoke is.
Hello? I think that's a man. Cousteau's wall.
He's just testing the air quality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who How long do we have till that second period starts up? We'll go to the incredibly non trustee NHL App.
Thio, check that out.
The beard is coming in.
Not, I don't know.
With coronavirus going on, there's just I don't leave my house anyway.
So, like, but I'm on camera, so I probably she But it looks like we're about four minutes ago.
Mancuso was in the camera.
Is he, like, frozen for me? See our Oh, I must have missed it.
Yeah, man whose those beard is getting out of control.
He did not shave after the rooms were eliminated.
He, uh he says he's keeping it for the entire playoffs.
Oh, there he is.
There's the man of the hour.
Mark, I'm back in action.
Got the new laptop today.
So, uh, should be recording the pod tomorrow with special guest Matt Barrie.
Any Bruins fans that might be in here, right? He is a colleague at Mark's website.
I just had to do, like a mission.
Impossible, like reach from, like, the bed all the way to the floor because I didn't want to get up, But I was, like, stretched to my absolute max on one on And like, you know, I'm a little bit too happy to be laying out like I'm like, I mission impossible.
I'm like, Oh, boy, I felt that I'm off.
Then I'm out of shape that that is today's update old and out of shape.
Today's today's thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Well, last time I went to play men's hockey, I put my hockey pants on and I was like, Wow, these pants, like, really hurt their like, too tight.
And I went to, like, undo the strings and then realized like they were already undone.
And I'm just fat.
Yeah, that was, like the longest like stretch.
Like I was, like, really working for it.
That was one of the most disappointing moments in my life When I want to be like, Oh, I gotta untie these pants and then Oh, no, I'm like, Oh, it's time to go back to the gym and not just play hockey as my workout.
Meat, I got a start.
I've been like, Yeah, they're gonna lock us down again, which they are.
They already went back on way had, like, we had two days.
I'll tell you, I was 14 million people.
We had two days of 400 cases at the tend Yeah.
Oh, numbers going up again by the little bit, but not like, not like you're not trying to be rude, but nothing like you guys have.
Like what? Like Look, man, it's this thing's gonna go through people, man.
Like, I don't think we can afford to shut the country down again.
I really don't like we shut down, bro.
Like we shut down.
Like that's why we're doing good with cases both Michael, who can go through that again now, like people are going to go nuts.
Man, it's kind of scary.
Yeah, it's a little crazy.
I really don't love the idea of that at all.
All right? It's not mhm.
Oh, yeah, Have a couple of years, but oh, yeah, A lot of not gonna lie.
This laptop is crazy.
I'm seeing you, like, way more crystal clear than before.
Oh, yeah, Yeah, it was nice.
Guy's got the new love the new Mac Buck on.
Although, there's, like, a touch pad underneath the screen, which I kind of freaks me out.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Whenever I go to, like, search a website, I could I might touch like the thing.
And like the website like that pops up underneath my screen and like, the little touch bad s so you can, like touch to click on stuff or whatever. It's crazy.
This is way too high tech for me. It scares me.
Yeah, that makes me that kind of technology.
Makes me uncomfortable.
Look, it's popping up again.
I can, like, hit like the thing, and it'll just take the into the chat by touching the pad.
Or I could even add emojis e I can see the emojis on my screen.
Look, I could do a little heart boom did that by touching the the pad.
Wow, it's crazy.
Even scroll through the chat.
They see me school and they hated Does it make you write more articles that PNG? Well, it actually well, because I was trying.
I did the last one on my freaking iPad.
So it took me probably five more hours than it should have.
Dude, I had to work on a week, and it's horrid.
Yes, it actually does.
Is there an app for that? That's hilarious.
It actually will, uh, jack out for the month.
What's going on? The jack? I'm at two, but I have one almost done, and I have another one planned.
I'm at 330 I am at three.
I'm forgetting the one at the beginning of the month.
Okay, well, you'll probably hit five or six.
I think I I'll have ***.
Yeah, I think unless I hit seven.
But minimum *** minimum.
Yeah, I love it.
Six block minimum.
I love that mark.
knows the like in a snap.
How money He's got 31 cents, one said.
Oh yeah, 31 paragraph like half paragraph articles for sure.
Good that so? Well, Michael, because this is really nice.
I was like, Yeah, I think it's like three sentences, though it looks like it's four, but they're really Long Z.
That's so funny.
He's like it actually, like, meets the perfect requirement length.
But yeah, it's four sentences, Man.
My thing with Tarps Office like I wanted just to be a place that people come to just find out what it is like.
It doesn't need to be like the author like, and I respect that.
I like reading where, like the author goes in deep and really gives you that, but like, that's not what we're going for.
We're going for, like this is what's happening here is like a funny I'm Oh, here's a funny GIF about like How I feel about it here is like a guy ******* the air because it's a good deal like or like, you know what I mean.
It's like that's what that's for.
Like I wrote an article for Black and gold that I could not have wrote at Tarps of Hockey about Ciara because I needed that space.
Yeah, exactly like an evil *******.
Yeah, Every website has their thing.
We're trying to be the like.
I do my podcasts really fast.
Some people go, uh, 23 hours.
It's like I go 25 minutes.
What happened? Second, Can't score to save his life.
Sounds like playoff second.
I think that was harder to not score then to score.
Say it's like going out in London on terror.
Taiwan's second can't find his freaking front door from his doormat.
Jesus, I'm just sharing this on Twitter.
I'll make sure Thio sauce it.
The Retweet Well, right.
What? Chris Mancuso's livestream of targets off hockey Live Standing up Finals Dallas Stars first Tampa Bay Lightning Game one, You idiots! That's what I added after I like it.
You ready? You idiots! Quippy hockey, you ****ing idiot! Mhm.
Yeah, e forgot that.
That was my tweet.
What? He scored against Carolina Cliffy.
E didn't remember it because they didn't even because I was like I thought he should have been in the lineup.
He hadn't been in the lineup that he's in the lineup, but he just smacks one top cheddar.
And I just lost it. Cliffy.
Lucky you ****ing idiots! That's legitimately.
When I think I yelled when he scored, I was like You ****ing it.
Some people overvaluing, Probably including me.
But I was I was My blood was hot.
Yes, my blood was hot, for sure.
Just fires me up, you idiot! You idiot! You know what's so funny? I know so little about basketball that, like, I was watching the Raptors game and I kept telling everybody there because I had a few drinks.
I was like, I was like, uh, yeah, you know, whoever wins this rapture Celtics Siri's, they're just gonna walk Miami anyway, the winner.
And this is going to the MBA final.
That's Miami's up three.
Nothing on the Celtics.
I'm just destroyed.
I'm thinking only to nothing, but no, no, no.
They just made it three nothing tonight.
They already played Jesus.
I just said he Oh, maybe someone know.
What is this? The Miami look to take? I'm sorry.
I read sports next tweet.
Wrong on the fly.
It said, look to take I thought it said Tuck.
They take a look to take.
I just caught it like, kind of in passing.
And I was like, 30 you know, that's my That's my bad.
The air quality.
What? The air quality wasn't clear.
Mark, I don't know about was out there.
The air quality was okay, you know, basketball.
So me there, man.
I was just thinking ideo Anytime I have a couple of drinks, I just think I know stuff like I used to because I used to be like in every sport.
But it's like I have to remember now that, like, I'm not that into every sport, I'm just into hockey and and English Premier League soccer.
Yeah, I I know more about college football and hockey than anything I football school like.
And if I went to a school like in the States that had, like, a good team, I would have been at every game ready to kill things.
My team was okay, you know.
I would have been going nuts, were you? And when you got in that Alabama Oh, you don't even know I went berserk.
Well, actually, my *******.
He's in the chat.
Sometimes he's in here. Is J guacamole.
So he went into my mailbox and stole my acceptance letter.
And yes, and he had it at his house for, like, ah, couple hours and he told me to come over and he ****ing gave it to me.
So that's how I found out I got in.
I nearly killed.
That's so funny.
You probably check the mailbox that they like.
I just like hockey. Hockey is my favorite.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I used to just like it's funny.
I used to think like so low of soccer.
And now, like I'm so into the English Premier League, I just think it's a great product.
It's super scale that's entertaining.
It's tactical, which I like.
It's not like NFL slow, like the NFL is the slowest Lord.
I don't care what anybody says.
That's ****ing molasses.
Both baseball is slower than anything, both of the all all those sportsman to slow like I like hockey.
I like soccer like soccer.
The ball go out the bubble throughout the body thrown right back in.
It's not like the old days where they used to love killing the clock.
These kids all playing out there, like to go for the throat.
It's a good product, man.
It's definitely changed.
What's going on in the game, though? Right now, What's the score on 1 13 40 left in the second period? And not a whole lot happened, period so far.
But we'll come to a Dallas Stars game.
Dallas that don't have chances, but yeah, no tire.
Second couldn't put a park in the ocean.
Their second couldn't hit a ****ing broad side of the barn.
From where the cows, They're ****ing sleeping fuddy.
That guy's having a ****ing hard time.
I'll tell you that much.
Second. What a what a character.
There's Tyler Sagan.
He's a character he likes.
Uh, he likes to party, but he can hit.
I feel so bad, cause, like everyone I know that knows, Horton says.
He's just like the nicest guy, but it's like, um, I'm not even We'll have to have a conference call one day off there.
No, no, I'm not even talking about that.
It's just like the reputation.
The reputation shouldn't be surprising.
Yeah, one of those kind of things that, like everybody, is like, Oh, watch.
And then the next thing you know, it's your wife and your kid down the mountain you go.
And the other thing is like, ****ing and then you want to kill it and then you want to kill Tyler.
Say again, How cancer culture hasn't gotten him is ridiculous.
Who was that again? What do you say? I can't say stream.
It's far too inappropriate.
You could paraphrase it.
Were journalists were allowed to phrase it, put it in quotations.
Did he say something? Like, I'm going to guess it was like ****phobia back.
Okay. So something to do with cowboys.
Never would care about that.
I support everybody's like orientation.
I don't care if what you're into that is your business.
Well, that we grew up with that.
Like, that's like the self part generation, me and like like that.
Like calling people those names who are just like it didn't mean like I never used those words which I did growing up.
I'll tell anybody that I don't care.
We use it in hockey.
We said all the bad things that you could imagine we said, But, like never did I equate that with, like, someone's ***uality.
I just equated it with just being stupid.
So like just being a dumb kid saying it because I heard it on TV before I didn't even know what it meant.
Yes, yeah, they I sent you the I sent you the quote stick.
Where did he say that? He said it on Twitter.
The second he got traded, that was his first tweet.
After he got traded, there's number one.
I was this first tweet. That's awesome.
I mean, he's not wrong.
No, just joking.
And he admitted he was like, Yeah, I was ****faced at a party in Cape Cod.
Yeah, of course.
It was July 4th.
Yeah, and that's from a movie.
I know a jacket, I know, but that's what he's not being like.
That's where they're like, Oh, he's a ****phobe.
He said something from the movie like he's just being like that in that like you don't even think of that is as equating to that.
You know what I mean, like, it's like a **** you, but it's like No, but it actually has a deep meaning behind it.
Like you need to remember that I'm terrible, man.
I'm the I still for it.
Like then I don't even lie like that's the culture.
We were brought up, and sometimes you say that stuff it gets said, You hear it from other team and it's like a bad man.
I get it. It's bad.
Ah, 100% Get it. It's bad.
I said something pretty bad against, uh, Germanos actual hometown and over.
I got a 15 games for something I said So like, that's what I mean, man, like, it's all bad.
It's all things like, you know, tempers flare on the ice and you don't mean and it's just **** happens.
It wasn't obviously House Rangers.
123123 Where's Mr Slate? His sister is getting married.
No, Mr Slate tonight.
Yeah, when I said wasn't ****phobic or racist or anything like that.
But it was It was, like, the worst thing you could say.
That's none of those, like, terrible.
It was still bad, but it's my biggest thing was just like talking about people's mamas.
Like any time somebody tried to trip me, I would just be like, Go on with your mama's *******, Boy like like I didn't care.
I just say whatever.
Like, that's the kind of stuff I sat on the ice.
I'd always be like, Yo, your mom's Your mom's watching me tonight Like I was like the your mama King.
Like where guys would like, come up to me and fully expected they'd be like Mancuso, my mom said to say, Hi there.
Go tell her I said, Hello, and like I was like, Funny like I wasn't even disrespectful.
But it most, Like I said, some guys on other teams would would just know to come and start joking with me about it like, yeah, like that.
That was my thing on the ice.
No, I wasn't friendly at all to people that didn't wear the same jersey colors.
Oh, I could get there if I had to.
But most times, as long as the game temperature with was was below boiling hot, I would just be out there chirp and having a time.
Uh, sometimes sometimes it would turn serious because people wouldn't take it well.
But then there were other times where guys just knew that that's how I waas and they would just give it back.
And we would just kind of laugh.
I was always looking for that temperature again, boy.
Like I liked it.
Yeah, I like I used to do the I was a big, lucky fights, like not many stuff.
Yeah, that's not really down with fighting.
Like I always got along with people, but in hockey, man ****, I got my hands.
What the ****? My broken fit like my middle finger is like Look at how benches, Dude, that's from playing center. Getting splashed.
I got a scar right here.
Oh, I got one on my eye to from men Elbow.
That's when I went to the Bruins Buffalo Sabers playoff game the next day, the guy at the border almost didn't let me wanna go across, because it was I think it was Game four.
Yeah, I think I think they were the higher seed.
I think it was Game four, and they're like, What happened? You could beat up last game.
You're over here.
You You're looking for trouble.
I was like, No, bro.
And I swear Thio deny.
Yeah, we owe MK Lovins shout out to the McLovin family.
Uh, much nicer, more attractive, Smarter Sister Nicole is getting married today, Teoh guy, and much better than make love in a guy named Nick.
Or as we like to call a big ****.
Nick, Um, shout out Big ****.
Nick, thank you for your service.
I mean, I'm not an American, but like surely we all fight on the same team.
So anybody who's on our teams military is my military.
So shout out, Big ****.
Nick, shout out Nicole a Cayey in here.
And, uh, ****ing I hope McLovin gets so drunk that he pukes and feels like **** for days tomorrow.
Because even though it's a happy day for the MK Levin's, I still just can't find myself cheering for McLovin.
I hope the round the wedding is a reminder of what will never happen.
Mandatory game. Dhubri.
It's really Yeah, Yeah, **** Love and has to be on stream at seven.
After all the drinks he's probably drink tonight. His sisters.
Gotta be hilarious.
Hey, it's you Mc****in ****in.
You don't have your cop buddies around to stop me from stealing your booze, now, do you? That's the best.
Quoting that whole movie, I think is right after that, when John Hell just goes up to him is like, Hey, back the **** up or I'll beat the **** out of you.
It's the Stanley Cup Final.
I was gonna say that should've been a penalty, but now I I don't You see ****.
You're like, Ah, you can't had a baby. Let's go.
And what on this app is like? We're not going to get much sports front.
I know there's, like college, everything.
There's ****ing like basketball playoffs.
There's ****ing Are there fights tonight? No, there's NASCAR.
That's the other thing that's going on.
Yeah, I don't think there's any fights.
No, there's ****ing NASCAR, though.
Yeah, we're doing pretty rough, actually.
Anybody who's watching that has sweater.
Give give this stream of share help us out.
Like this is a rough night for us.
Where you going? Oh, Jamie Oleksiak.
You knew Marie Big **** Lexi.
Former Niagara Ice Dog.
Let's go, Jamie Oleksiak makes it 21 Dallas stars.
Kids like this rock solid rock solid.
I ate one Dallas scores because I forget about my back.
Guy gets crazy when they score.
Oh, my back is never going to get better.
Yeah, this one's a Stanley Cup, right? Oh, you know, I thought it must be a slow night through a thank on the main page you and so everyone else can suck it.
Yeah! Oh, I can't wait for the tops off donnybrook! We have tarps off Jack calling out Jimmy Murphy of Boston Hockey.
Now, I don't know what that is, but apparently that's where he is now, e still let him ask questions being zoom from when I was watching the Bruins media, um, like postgame on Twitter.
And I heard them go.
Jimmy Murphy was like that guy.
Still, I didn't know he was still leaving around because he blocked me so long ago.
Right? But I was like, what? But I don't see this stuff because he blocked me like, years ago.
So I was just like what I was like do You mean, the guy who got every trade he ever put out into public? Wrong? Everything still has.
He's got a perfect record over one.
No, you never mind ever being like ****ing 12 years old being like, Oh, yeah, the Bruins.
We're gonna get ****ing Chris Pronger, because this Jimmy Murphy ****ing says so that Jimmy Murphy that I mean, whatever.
Like your guy's thing is your guys thing.
I told you you could put it on the page.
Like, you know what I mean, if you got a grievance I wanted aired.
I don't think that anything cross you could be sued for any.
Yeah, no, no, no.
But, I mean, at the end of the day, like, bro, you said it.
Like what you gonna do? You shared my messages and made me look like an *******.
It's like, Yeah, because you were being ****ing crazy.
Dude, like you legitimately threatened to kill one of my employees, came from your number and have a ST murder.
And I'm not supposed to blogged about that.
Use a lot of murder.
One of my I gotta blogged about it.
I got a trail of bread crumbs for if he cracks and kill somebody like E was just tryingto evidence, Your Honor, make love and message me today while he was doing his wedding and said, Brah, you're going to get sued.
And I was like by Jimmy Murphy from Boston Hockey.
Now, something tells me they're not giving him enough for lawyer bills.
Something tells me that something tells me that all of a sudden that there probably isn't money to send a lawsuit.
I don't think you can send a lot.
Especially when you threatened to murder someone.
Yeah, like that's what I mean, like, he's going to sue us, and I'm going to be like, Are you going to charge him for uttering death threats at my ****ing guy? Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's what I mean.
She's like, Well, you could just Dallas.
Yeah, man, I'll say that you haven't slept in three weeks. You got anxiety.
He's gotta pay pain and suffering that ****.
Uh, we're just joking.
It's never gonna happen.
I'm getting in trouble here.
The secretary is here.
H ours in the background here comes from a tree the first time There we go.
I'm not worried about the little troll coming to get me.
E sent you the text messages E because he sent me his number, dude.
Oh, yeah, There we go.
I think he thought I was, like, really going to be scared of my back down.
Like you don't know me.
The best is when you sold your like you And what army pal he goes the 10 knuckle Army like dude.
Jimmy Murphy is 5 ft two.
You would need a step stool.
Yeah, I said you need a stool costume back.
That was That was the best part is I said that in our chat, and then I went through and saw all the screenshots and you sent.
Then you sent the message of you that night being like, here's the stool for you if you need it.
That's my actual Texas E took a picture of the same thing.
I was like, Jimmy Murphy is 5 ft two, like I mean, whatever, like I don't care.
But like he's 52 is crazy.
Crazy Bend is gonna film it.
Like what? Great? Whose body? Whose body Jamison the freaking 40 pounder.
He just drank out there threatening everybody.
Doesn't drink in a year, okay? Because that e because that's the behavior of a guy who doesn't drink way like, Oh, I was enjoying it, though, when it was happening.
I was like, All right, buddy, I was like, You're the one that made ridiculous comments about ****ing Osama bin Modern.
Like you really want to come at me? I'm ready to kill you.
E woke up and I couldn't believe it.
I was like, Okay, e couldn't believe it.
Root beer and ice tea.
Hopefully with vodka.
McLovin asked me.
He's like, Is that Riel? I'm like, Oh, yeah.
No, Definitely not.
Thanks for my great wake up, Mark.
I made him ask you because I was like, that will bring heat on mark for sure if you scrap.
But this guy one second.
Why? Didn't think Jimmy Murphy was gonna d m me? No, I didn't think he was going to threaten your life.
It just shows the kind of person he is. I don't care.
No, it just that's the rial. Jimmy Murphy.
The way everybody knows it now.
Yeah, people that have been around Boston, nobody's like like that Just confirmed it.
Want to save by Khudobin? Oh, I'm not surprised, that's why.
But when my Jack said that you said okay, I was like, All right, I'll publish.
I wouldn't even publish it until you said Yeah, I was like, I ain't putting that on Mark because I know what it's gonna dio and I don't care, because that's what we're about.
But I know not everybody is about that.
Actually, I don't know.
Those comments were so bad someone had toe someone had to say something.
But like comments were just horrific and disgusting.
And how he has Bruins credentials is just beyond me.
And after those comments, if they don't take him away, honestly, shame on the Boston Bruins.
And if you're gonna credential already like that, then honestly, whoever is in charge, you're a piece of ****, too, because you're just as bad as he is.
If you're letting him speak that trash five.
Yeah, I'm dead serious like that.
That really ****ing those targets are horrific, vile and disgusting.
Yeah, they're bad, bro. They're bad.
Like, he shouldn't have said that.
One sec boy is just trying to fix something here.
Yeah. Come on, man.
Yes, but I'm done on my Jimmy Murphy rant.
Yeah, that's enough of that idiot for one day. Yeah.
So I spilled my drink.
I had to clean it up here.
This What's the time? Uh, we're just coming back from commercial idea, so I can't tell you at the showing The replay of the Khudobin save.
And what a save that Waas.
Mix it in the blocker.
Okay, one second. Gotta go.
Let's say I'll be right back in Dallas.
Looked like they're threatening, but Tampa clear is pretty easily. Now.
They dump it in, admitted by Khudobin at 3 27.
Tampa Bay will get in office, his own face off defense, his own face off for the Dallas Stars house.
And Tampa wins it cleanly shot.
Yeah, circuit shop takes the corner dishes over the plot back to circuit, Kev.
Circuits have feeds into the bumper position, but no dice in Dallas clears and we have a West Offsides on the Dallas Stars.
Ah, the weakest link is coming back.
No one's gonna watch that, all right? And we have a face off just outside the and Campbell Wednesday and Camp is just holding it.
Buying there on that right now.
2 40 remaining in the period.
Okay, Back into the Temple Bay Zone.
Dallas pushes it back behind, but Tampa Gathers looks like it's Hedman.
They go to break it out.
They get out of his own, but Dallas will dump it right back then.
That goes out of life.
Joe Pavelski third most playoff goals.
I would love to see him get a cup.
To be honest, some of Bukowski's earned it, and he's a stand up class that guy would not hate.
See jail vows to people in the Stanley Cup by any stretch of the imagination.
Dallas works in the corner.
Shattenkirk bringing it to the point turning tries to feed.
It ends up dumping it.
Download Tampa still has it.
They feed it back up to the point Shattenkirk shoots stuff like that.
Yeah, Yeah! Oh, Rangers! 123 is already gone.
Is he doing? Probably because Mancuso left for a second.
That was a lot of work.
You know, I'll say one thing, Um, spilling a new entire rum and coke all over the bad.
Not a fan favor, not a not a, Not a fan Favorite.
It's on the other side, So who cares? It's on your side now.
Right? We'll be sleeping in the web.
Yeah, You need George Jetson.
Dio Thio McLovin.
That's Al, Right? Alright, Jetson.
No Rangers long.
123 is already gone.
Who is it? Who the **** was that? It's what Kirby Raanta? Because Dallas z e don't know who it is.
It's curvy, Rhonda.
I wouldn't know every other, but that's why I said I'm like, I don't know.
It's probably curvy Raanta e voce or something like that.
E Yeah, I never know.
I know every other player on Dallas, except just by looking at them upset for him.
So whenever whenever I don't know.
What is it? Z a Ooh, yo.
L ****ing curvy Raanta.
Secret Service on makes it 31 Dallas JFK and two snipers.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Kyle, How is that bag? And right here? Yeah, let him know.
Yeah, let him know that he's thanks.
You ****ing suck body Kirby.
If I get rental, how about you? Oh, yeah.
Mark, You know what it is, buddy? Yeah, Mhm hanging out with me until after the ****ing stream.
You know what I mean? We got to get the game.
I gotta I gotta find the perfect Yes, right here.
Oh, So I saw some justice of the Supreme Court died in, uh, in your country.
So shout out for her, um, but should not talk politics and one only talk about hockey like me going over the types of hockey down it.
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Unless germ fish rights, which is only so often, um, Jack and I try to keep things, you know, under 200 words.
We don't want to get any complicated for you guys to double a.
What's everybody doing know what's going on tonight? Is everybody having a drink? Um, if so, what are we drinking? Mark, are you still on the pink? Wet? Are we still on the pink? Wets? We need to know.
I need a pink wits update that a boy.
It's getting, like, less in demand now because, like, there was a time where the L CBOs would get pink Whitney here for, like, two days and then it would be gone.
But, like, they're starting to see it kick around now.
So I think they figured out how much supply they actually need. Verse demand.
I found the most insulting gift I could find.
Did you? Yeah, that's awesome.
It's the crab from Futurama saying we suck at this.
You suck at this.
Dallas looks more fresh tonight.
I'll say that Dallas looks like they've had that little extra time off.
This is they dusted, Nick level who make love in books like bubbles and trailer park boys.
****ing like that.
Down to the story.
Enjoying one was there.
I was like, Holy **** boys.
That's That's McLovin.
How much time after the second compared? It's over.
Second pair comes to an end 31 Dallas Bad.
Yeah! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang One more period left to go.
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What yet? Dio And at the end of the period.
And, uh, Connor Clifton has three words for him.
Yeah, that's funny.
What we call them Maddie.
Speaking of Fat Fox, should I get some chips rocking for the third period? Or should I get some chips rocking for the third period? Possibly when you get back, I'm gonna go take a ****.
No, you can go first.
You could go pick up his first.
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Well, what a crazy, crazy crazy start to the game.
I mean, the Dallas Stars got the Tampa Bay Lightning right where they want them. I don't see.
I mean, maybe they come back in the third.
I've been wrong before, but I would have never bet that the stars will be up 31 after two periods of the game.
Uh, you got, like, what? Three goal scores from Dallas to Henry Alexey Rock and curvy Otto.
Curvy rata have the goals.
Those are the three goal scores for the Dallas Stars tonight.
The depth is getting it done in Dallas.
And, man, it's gonna be hard for the lightning to come back and score.
What? They're gonna get another three goals against this Tampa Bay against this Dallas Stars defense.
I don't know about that.
It's been a crazy, crazy playoffs, man.
I mean, you've been all over Dallas, so we'll see what happens.
I don't get why everyone keeps picking against him.
I can't understand it.
The defense is too good.
They really limit dances.
Really? E don't even understand it.
Everyone's picking Kampe.
At what point do you stable? It's gonna be Q.
Wait for everybody.
I mean, it's too late now.
I don't think anyone is allowed on the Stars bandwagon anymore.
I think that ship sailed once the puck drop tonight.
But god****, that that was stars Look pretty good, man. ****.
I'm pretty ****ing surprised Bugsy is living on Cloud nine right now.
Bugsy's probably gassed right now with this broken foot that they broke all loaded.
That's so funny that he broke his foot all loaded.
That makes it so much funny.
And he's tweeting that patch Maroons a bird.
Everyone sleeping on the Dallas Stars.
Wake up, people, wake up, everybody wake up.
They're putting fluoride in the water.
I think I spoke to Alex Jones last night.
You're saying when I was Jimmy Mercy? You wanna talk about me to wash your hands, buddy? You empower you coward.
10 10 Uncle Army.
He was chasing me down in the streets.
That was my favorite ever.
When he's like, Hey, you coward, he goes running after.
Yeah, that's basically what happened.
Read you coward.
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But this is this is gonna be a good Siri's.
And I don't think Tampa's gonna roll over by any means.
This is Game one.
I mean, Dallas is dominate, but you can't make too much out of it.
It's gonna be a good Siri's.
Both teams are gonna have their moments, and in tonight it's It's Dallas and with their stingy defense, I don't see Tampa coming back in this, But with their high powered offense, they got the weapons to do it.
If they're going thio, they need to get production out of CU trough.
They need to get production out of Britain.
Point in Victor Hedman.
He's a defenseman, but he can come up huge.
And he so look for Victor had been possibly, too.
I mean, I know he's defenseman, but he can score in.
Vasilevskiy can stand on his head for a period and easily shut out the Dallas Stars.
I mean, he could be your Vezina winner, to be honest, and I think he's probably the favorite to be the best No winner.
So we'll say it's gonna come down to him to caressed and Connor.
But all three very worthy. Always.
I think the media will give it to Vasilevskiy.
I think kind of held back deserves it.
But I see it going to Vasilevskiy because that's just the way the NHL is, but should definitely be a fun Siri's to watch the final.
Siri's this is it.
No more hockey, Uh, after the next.
Well, after this, there's possibly six more games and then we wait till next season.
So the last hurrah will be here the rest away.
So if you wanna watch hockey with us and have a good time and have a couple of drinks and enjoy yourself, come back here.
We'll be here from games one right now, all the way to seven.
If it gets that far, we'll be here every night.
There's hockey on and maybe a couple of times in between. New nose.
So? So who? Yeah, Patrick Maroon got a 10 minute misconduct at the end of that and then that period for shooting the puck after the final horn.
I mean, what young player has had a run like yo Elke Deronta rookie season lighting up.
He had a hat trick versus Vegas.
He scores the goal to bring Dallas in tow overtime of Game five er no.
A hat trick vs Colorado and scores the goal to bring it into overtime of Game five versus Vegas.
And it has an assessed on the overtime goal that beats Vegas and eliminates them from the Stanley Cup.
And now he scores a goal in the Stanley Cup final.
What young player has had a run like, Yo, L ****ing key.
Deronta Kid's got ice in his veins.
Here we go, man.
Gooses! Get ready to come back.
We're getting ready for this third period.
We're back for the third period.
What's going on, everybody? What's happening? What's good in the hood? Not too much.
I was just talking about you all.
Keep Deronta and how he's got ice in Spain's in.
What? That's awesome.
Old man Mancuso's getting tired, though.
Uh, Dallas stars put me to sleep every game.
20 at night. I gotta watch the Dallas Stars.
You might as well have lullabies on.
Yeah, they're boring team to watch, but Holy ****, buddy, You can't.
You can't really hate it because it's so efficient.
No, it's a fish and hockey, but like also **** Yeah.
Oh, rum and Cokes.
How you feeling, You know, you never know who's gonna send your teams that one in the morning? No, it could be anybody we give it.
Those messages were so funny.
The best was like the people.
Like some people were like Like it was like you could tell people having a hard time stuff people like Also I hate Trump.
Like Joe from Marx Marx Contrarian, the contrarian of black and gold dot com.
The guy who loves to just say the opposite on every post.
If you went through that, Joe, whatever the **** his name is working ****ing Oh, he doesn't.
Okay, because I know he was there, but ****ing the contrarian.
Upstairs, Of course he was gonna come for you.
Who cares? Oh, I mean, I don't care.
I mean, I still think he's a piece of ****.
So, like, come for me, you're in the wrong buddy.
Came from He's completely in the wrong.
What he said was gross, vile, disgusting.
And he absolutely should not have Bruins credentials.
It's ridiculous that he still does after comments like that.
And he's made so many of them.
He's known for making awful comments.
But like, e mean man.
At the end of the day, the way that I look at it is like it'll saw blow over, like he ****, like, who can? It's ridiculous. A sales credential.
****ing ****es me off.
You have to know is coming now.
Oh, yeah, but, I mean, I actually didn't think he was really gonna I doubt it, though.
I didn't think the such like a child.
You call them what? Pretty hard.
But I didn't expect him to give you his number.
And like trying to meet the oh stuff.
Yeah, I thought it was a lot more than adult E.
No, I knew he would, like, flip out on you, but I thought he would have.
Would have went nuts.
But that was just the timing of like, Mark and you having that conversation puffin.
You're just testing the water.
Yeah, and that's a That's like you.
You let him know that you didn't like it.
And when you published it, I mean, if it's gonna fall back on anyone, it will fall back on me.
But like, if Jimmy Murphy, we just actually had a set of stones between his legs and then block everybody like if he would have came to me and been like bro, I didn't mean that.
I mean, this, like, you could have talked to me and we could We could have probably like and I'm not even trying to say this to go against you, Jack, But like, we could have probably taken it down.
But it's like he chose to just be like an ax murderer instead, which just further, like, made it funny.
The fact that you got him got them all round up because like that guy's a lunatic like, if you think the way that that guy thinks and just like yeah, it's comments truly awful, though I don't like that comment one bit and I don't even care about that stuff but to compare anyone.
I don't care if it was like, See, I don't get political like Barack O.
If he said that Barack Obama, I would be like bro, that's fine. I don't care.
E victims of 9 11 and the soldiers that lost their lives glorifying bin modern over the ****ing sitting president.
That's yeah, that's a no zone for me.
I don't care what? Political stances.
I really don't give a ****.
No, that was a bad comment by him.
And you call the mantra and then threatened regularly.
Andi Still aspirants credentials.
What do you know? I can't.
They must love it all.
The all the news that he puts out that never happens.
They must just love that.
No one knows what the Bruins they're doing because, Jimmy, he's apparently a beat right there.
He's got no ****ing glue.
Could give him a map and the guy couldn't find it.
No, I like hags takes, But as far as being like a Bruins inside or he has no idea who hacks Yeah, didn't, uh I see that I like hags, though.
I think hags so do I.
But access is not good for that stuff, though.
He has some horrible takes to his to grass takes air. Terrible.
Um, who knows what he's doing? He's in the even knows what he's doing.
A lot of the times, these guys just like I know what I'm doing.
Sometimes it's the stories that way.
That's what we're gonna do.
Over the last five days.
Well, bang, right? Yeah.
No, you're right.
When it comes to like trade rumors and stuff like that, he's not usually right.
But he does have some good insight about, like, the actual games and the team.
Except I don't know what to Grass did.
Yeah, Those takes are horrible.
Yeah, Another bad from yeah, he'll help.
Plane took a for anything.
Which is ridiculous to grasp is the best goaltender influence franchise history.
Don't think about that out there laughing at those purse challenges where the girl pretends Vietnam Don't get any ideas, e think sharing good ideas.
Yeah, I'll rob your person.
That's so funny.
Smacks him with the bag in the head.
Think Dobie is just like Tim Thomas.
I don't think that horseshoes gonna fall out of his ass.
No, I think it's there to stay, buddy because that was not good goaltender right there.
But don't be swam some shot.
That's exactly how any goalie coach tells you not to go attend.
But he stops Tampa through the Anton Khudobin has some great pictures on the Internet to have you ever seen some of the beauty pictures of them like, Oh, e Oh, yeah.
People are starting to put the photos out of Take him like gassed in a cowboy hat Like barbecuing like £10 of sweat on him.
He's just holding like chicken wings.
Yeah, liking s so that's one of the press duty.
Sweating like a legit perf.
Use Li like he's got you tall glass of pints of beer.
E talk with Anton Khudobin.
That's my dude, bro, if you're if you're eating chicken wings and gas and beers like that, you're my dude for sure.
And I kind of like a more for being overweight.
Just doing **** in the off season.
Getting released from the brands.
Yeah, he doesn't care about no physical fitness.
E don't know if you could hear that on my mic, but the coyotes are going crazy.
I got coyotes out where I am and they go ****ing when they kill something.
They all freaked right out already.
They go nuts when they get something. I love it.
Yeah, they're tricking our right.
Last time I saw a coyote by my house, I told it ****ing right where to go **** coyotes.
Sounds like someone's talking during this stop in a conversation out there. The coyotes.
Hey, what team? But when, like the Arizona Coyotes loser.
That pack of coyotes outside your house, they seem a lot more hungry.
A lot hungrier than the actual NHL coyotes.
They seemed like they wanted more.
Oh, yeah, they dio it's so ****ing Rob, I can tell there far away, but it sounds like they're right in my backyard.
Oh, I just heard gunshot.
Someone shoot the coyotes? Certainly.
Sounds like you were in Maine.
That **** happens.
Yeah, And now he had a wife screaming.
Livestream, baby, you just heard a gunshot, And then I heard the neighbor's wife screaming them.
So you know the neighbor's wife screaming? Yes.
I'm pretty sure the husband shots to someone get popped and on our live stream. We're not having anyone.
We've heard a lot enough bad things happening here.
You think he shot it like the coyotes out in the yard kind of thing? Yeah, when the wife's mad.
Okay, so nobody got killed.
No, I don't think anybody killed.
Yeah, everybody affiliated with the Police Department were not.
We're talking about the murder of the coyotes and mean I don't know nothing about no coyotes.
I mean, I don't even know the ad coyotes.
I mean, don't worry about it, although, sorry.
This dream is definitely going into evidence.
What kind of gun did it sound like? It sounded like a like a maybe.
Like a hunting shotgun. Yeah.
And now I don't hear any more coyotes.
No, my coyotes howling.
Hey, that makes sense, man.
They could have been going out of his dog or at his chickens or something.
Or you out where there could be farmland.
Like, I got people with chickens all by me and, you know, they got dogs, But well, guess what? Coyotes and dogs like the fight.
They got tiny dogs.
There's a dog at the end of my street.
His name's Ranger, and he's a ****ing psychopath.
He'll like legit if you drive by the house.
So come in, like, tryto his owner on him.
When I was walking, right, he said that he, like he got into a fight with two coyotes and, like, just basically killed one in their yard.
He's a German shepherd.
Like he doesn't **** around.
My my old dog, who could kill the German shot.
I mean, kill the coyote.
Who's Yeah, dude like that's what I mean.
People like, Oh, coyotes is sick, Naman.
It's like a big old dog like that gets ahold of one coyote.
Like those coyotes.
They're just not a fighting packs, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Two could destroyed one.
It was one on one.
And the coyote chance and the worst is like he dragged him around the yard to show us like he was showing off, like puffing his chest out E.
You can tell he's your dog.
Yeah, well, Carlos, not like