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Hey, welcome back.
Their period of play.
The critical game, Jack.
Welcome, Big Jack.
Okay, we're back better than Jack's Internet ****. The bed again.
So, thing with this laptop, because that was, like, right on cue for when it did it last time.
Like right before that. They're very comes.
Come on, Islanders.
I think it's just the third periods.
The third period overtimes.
Um, And close up.
But yet Well, I can't **** take for ****.
Okay, there we go. Shared this dream.
Well, the Islanders didn't have to wait till 10 minutes of the period to get their first shot.
Pump the period self good for them.
Circuitry getting chased by both Bar Zeland.
Why is Cal Clutterbuck out there with bars? Health.
What are these line combinations? Okay, it's madness.
Had this entire Stilley, Simon and Janney welcome both.
Yeah, we're here in the third period of the Tampa Bay New York Islanders.
If Tampa Wednesday go to play Dallas in the final.
If the Islanders win, we'll see you back here on Saturday night.
Coleman in front won't go Still.
Keeping it alive, though, is Tampa, but not for long.
Bobillier will get in deep and a line change.
Have you seen Sara Lee so far in this period? Uh, he was back on the bench.
Thio start the period.
That did not look pretty.
It did not look pretty.
Dumps it in corn.
Where's the call? No call.
There was a bleed elbow to Mayfield's head.
You're gonna marking the other way.
Dumps it off early.
The golden boy up top is leading Going down.
Well, it was ****ing front shot by rebound.
Where is it? It's not it.
Yeah, no, but best last keeps looking behind him.
Yeah, I want to see this play by cholera.
He gave an elbow to his head and then got separation.
Your donation thing is, like, so friendly.
Donate to the crew, tarps off baby for life, and then you have mine.
Now you're Hey, man.
Apparently there's a lot of birds out there, so it Yeah, I count the like, miniature tips assed donations to So then operates.
Yeah, but you know, there's now also Curlin.
Walk around. I don't care either. Nelson.
Paul. It was a 3 60 for no reason.
We're back to the point across Nelson fans on it.
Ah, What? He keeps it alive and it's rolled upside.
Yeah, that chance that Coleman chance happened, like, five minutes ago.
Like, get on your ****ing ****.
There is a plane elbow to his face, a little glove and tried to sell it.
He's still got punched in the face in this day and age.
They call that 10 times out of 10.
If that was Boston.
And you know that's true.
I don't know if Marshawn did that.
You think they wouldn't call that? Not on that one.
Yes, they would.
Hey, it's Marshawn and B.
If the guy who was like this and he sells it, they're gonna call it.
Well, the nice save by viral love back They're really never should've started Grice Game one.
No, that was mistaken.
Why? Because he had a nice game in game seven against the ****ing flyers.
So Marcel rips one won't go.
It's hard to knock.
Very trots, though.
He's such a good coach.
So I know this up, like, how can you hate them in you just have to face everybody loves his Coleman.
Say five our love.
I feel badly lost our people in the check is my stream ****.
I know, but, uh, So Mark Mark wasn't really paid attention.
Mark was gone for a long time.
He was giving me some attitude.
Yeah, to, uh, this guy.
I didn't even read my article.
I said that they were gonna trade freaking dummy, not get off her.
She did you goof.
I would say the exact trade I suggested.
There's nothing about an offer sheet, an entire article.
Shrike Fire back at him.
So there's no there's no mention of an offer sheet and then buried emoji.
Nelson keeps it alive.
Bobillier goes around the Bailey.
Bailey wraps it back to his point.
A one time by public deflected and it goes orbit wide.
Bailey, back up the public.
The wind fire again blocked Bailey down low.
Oh, and Nelson, he got a hell on it.
You can't corral it and won't forget the lives.
Letty being chased by point shakes off him and Marines check upto Mayfield.
He'll dump it in.
I like how this guy I think he's like telling you something on Facebook.
You comment? Anything telling you have charge I got to see is if you want to know what the guys tell you, it's like, Well, Char got to see because he added in his contract, Yeah, we all know.
Yeah, that's the and proper Clutterbuck.
It won't go trying to wrap it around.
Kept alive at the point.
But Chef Kirby intercepts and Hill skate out with it pretty easily And dumping it.
Yeah, Johnny Rocket himself When we come.
Johnny Sense coming up the ice, Johnny Sins Boychuk that That's the name of the article.
If he scores the OT winner, we got Bear to Jerry Bear to Jerry there to Jerry Bear to Jerry here to Jerry.
Still here, Jerry still here, Jerry going on? Jerry, what you got in this game? It's close.
Somehow the Islanders were still in it.
Yeah, it's amazing how Dallas in, uh, New York and stay in these games will be out shot 40 million till, like, three.
And when you went down, it's amazing.
Oh, I'll be back get Doug.
Okay, We're nodded up at 11 here in the third and final period.
Could be getting some OT if we don't get a goal here in regulation.
Cem Free hockey, Possibly on the the docket for tonight.
Who knows? We'll see.
Uh, it's mostly been the Lightning, but, uh, they're dominating the shots.
They've kind of control most of the play, but it doesn't really matter when it's 11 And I mean, they controlled most of playing, got most of the shots in Game five, and the Islanders still walked away with it off of a Jordan every way ot goal.
So it didn't matter that time.
It could not matter.
This time, who knows? We'll see.
Looks like we're getting back from the commercial break here now.
Oh, it's like pull.
Ott took a shot off the shin before the commercial break there.
Tampa shoots it on net, but that's block it away.
It goes and works around behind the net.
But what? He intercepts it and he coughed the puck up back to Tampa Bay, Shot for the lightning.
Saved by Varlamov Is Bogosian on the slapper from the point Defense of zone.
Face off for the Islanders offensive zone.
Face off for the lightning here and the Islanders went, but Hedman dumps it deep.
Get out! Whoa! Oh, You guys have a little soda too? I have retrieved the dog and I have also retrieved a slice of pizza.
Oh, I might do the same thing.
Next commercial break.
Kind of pizza to also retrieved a mountain Dew sperm.
Jealous e? I got a I got a public line.
Nothing wrong with that.
Been nursing the same but by lime all game.
Nothing wrong with that.
To be honest, I'd rather have the soda.
But I just didn't have a soda out here and I want something to drink.
You can't go down the stairs.
It imagine being like Zibin 45.
Imagine like down the road.
If we have, like, Mawr like fame towards our names and we're still doing, like, this type of ****.
Like like what we're doing, right? Right now we're eating a camera on.
Then you look and then like you're like an amateur.
You're trying to start up in the business and you hop on the streams and like, how the **** are these guys getting traction by eating pizza and drinking soda on a hockey street? Well, I'm busted, my ass.
We're much better writers, actually, that way do a lot of good **** behind the camera.
That's how we get our attraction.
If we weren't on camera, this is what we would look like.
Right here is what you see.
If the camera wasn't off anyway, so exactly the shots Air 37 15 for example. Bay.
It's 11 I islander dominating.
If the Islanders win, I'm going to say that the Islanders air dominating It's been all tapping back.
E said the island, they're starting to dominate.
Don't tell PJ that if they lose, he's gonna blame.
Okay, I would want that much bang.
We can pinpoint the exact moment that the Islanders season went to ****.
Always said they were dominating.
Oh, is somebody hurt here? That's Matt Barton.
Oh, I bet he's fine, though.
He's a tough *******.
He's holding his He was holding his ankle for a minute here, despite it off.
Oh, who I conned.
And I wanted to go grab a slice of pizza because you did.
You know that's NBC right there.
The guy gets hurt, and they just cut the commercial break.
It's showing you what happened.
Yeah, they really dio I'm gonna grab a slice of pizza, too.
I'll be back in 10 seconds. Yeah.
Oh, great hockey content here.
Right as a radio on Jets fan.
You in here, bud? How we doing tonight? Here's Jack now.
I almost just ended the broadcast by accident.
Confused today because I looked comes back.
No, I don't want to see him again.
No, but I clicked on the like the top right where shows like your profile pic it said it's just five notifications.
And I was like, Oh, make overview them e can't do that if you wanna leave.
Although the new tab and try that.
Yeah, You have to open up a brand new one up to 65 followers.
And after 10,085 views way cracked 10,000 tonight.
Bomb milestone, baby.
I'm at 56 followers in 7900 years.
Well, you stream every day.
I usedto I realized Jack's got it.
He's not getting off the couch anyway.
Yeah, yeah, I love doing the dog.
I'm talking about the people of interacting with the people arguing with you.
Yet we haven't argued once tonight.
No, it's been very peaceful.
I know. I like it.
Usually there's, you know, I want to jump through my screen and just punch you at least one point.
I think it's because we both kind of want this to go to the Game seven.
We're agreeing on something.
If we agree on something before the game starts, we have something to look forward to.
But if we're talking about things we want to happen during the game because he did, it does get heated.
When Dad was just playing the whole the whole types off hockey team starts going at it about like the smallest, tiny things you guys air 30 seconds ahead of me.
Why you ruining it for me? That's my favorite e.
Don't be realizes for the final that we're gonna have to call it.
I'm gonna wait 30 seconds for you to ****ing do it.
It's the final, like we're rooting for the final.
Yeah, he's going to need to figure out a cable situation.
For that, I am not rewinding my cable stream 22 seconds just so he could see it.
No, cause you know of Mancuso's in here if we tell them, All right, we're gonna try and keep it on the down.
Well, until Bugsy sees it.
Bankers give a goal. Pavelski.
Sure, one. Nothing.
I love Mancuso, but my God has played.
My place. Sucks.
Go! Oh! Scores! Game winner for a lot.
Good night. Good night.
Mhm! That was my favorite.
Assumes the goal happened.
He was just, like scores. Game over.
All right. Later gone.
Just like I'm not gonna show that I'm ****ed on stream.
Then he ended game three early because we were losing 71 Well, maybe you and Bugs you were having a time.
Yeah, he was just done.
It was so ****ed and rattled.
It was like 10 minutes left in the game and he ended it and enjoy.
Group gets a dances.
Oh, nice movement Gets tripped.
30 seconds, actually.
Tory crew gets tossed from the game.
Want to move here by poet? Don't you great stick by circuit chap, though.
And then he dives for no reason.
Oh! Oh, I'm glad I didn't share up that guy.
Why? That's the admin.
Oh, now we've been fun.
I was like, I'm gonna check his profile and trip in the first e that.
Oh, I still never once set off a sheet, but Okay, Bud, I mean Trudeau.
What do we mentioned? The exact trade and the trade makes sense for both sides.
R N h For who isn't even playing his correct position in Eddington.
Yeah, he's playing the wing, and he's not a winger.
So are NH de Montreal.
For Victor Meta and Max Domi.
It makes so much sense.
Emmett gets defense and a winner that they can rely on.
And Montreal gets the center they desperately need.
Yes, their best center right now is filled to know.
Yeah, that took the whole tarps off hockey team today to try to figure out a plan.
Montreal Because there's zero centers on the free agency market.
That should be the way a game.
That should be the way it is, the way the game one taste.
Ah, he will whacked it straight out of the air starting to mesh.
Easy. Clear for the Islanders.
Yeah, that's no good for I understand.
I was gonna ask you a certain question, but only what happened a couple of days ago.
Assume you don't want it to be asked.
Now I'm, like, curious, but I don't think I want to know.
No, no, it's nothing bad.
Just something we did on Stream a couple of times finding the hockey girls, nobody but one of my favorite segments that you ever It's got to come back at some boy.
Decide what I say to random girls on the Internet, and I have no control over it.
What could go wrong? Well, really wrong.
Real fast. Like the last time? Yeah.
You're already dead.
I thought she'd be flattered with that statement.
She never responded that she No.
And then we, like, hit her up again.
I'm like a different stream.
And still nothing that her loss.
She was a Bruins Anna Stars fan.
You couldn't have asked for a more perfect match.
Help! Guess who ****ed it up? You well, Jimmy? No, You you listen to him, I said I was letting the chat dictate what I said and that was a mistake.
Yeah, I was doing it for the stream.
I did it for the Scream.
Did it for the screen.
Takes the responsible.
Anytime I get a text from anybody saying What's up? I want to be like hockey.
What's up? Hockey? How you doing? What else do we dio? This is all we do.
We stared a camera.
There was a football game tonight, and I've checked my fancy team real quick.
It feels a little bit free.
Tow watch football this year and not have to worry about fans.
Oh, you're not in the fancy league? No, because A I don't know if I'm still skeptical of how long this season's gonna last.
Knowing the world envy is she was just way too much work to find people.
Nothing there raised of what you winning heat.
I haven't looked at my opponent, but Nick job is he's doing his job and my opponent has 2.
4 points and I'm still only projected to win by one.
My team stank ***.
Uh, huh? My guys got like, 16.
4 and I'm projected to win by one.
Like Champion Ring is downstairs? Uh huh.
It was the last place team going to the playoffs.
I ended up not losing at all.
Not even in the double weeks.
****, I don't know how I did Nelson.
A shot Islanders function.
We got Islander down this Chernick across Everly fans wicks o on the sfr The net.
Sorely, He's back.
I bet you he scored the game winner for Tampa That goes to overtime.
Sara Lee out in front o up top one time in my head, man.
Oh, might have rang the outside of the pipe shot Save Varlamov.
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What is it with the number three on the website? Three teams that should go up.
This guy, three players this team should look after like e don't know three things to look at in tonight's game like, yeah, and then you can harass us on social media like after world doing.
I'm getting ripped.
The best part is that the best part is that, like you, Bugsy and Germano, do you like the three? I did one of them for background rate flurry, and I only got a couple of comments on it with your pieces.
It's like on the teams that have, like the most viewers on Facebook and stuff.
So they're all the trash talking to you guys.
And I'm like, I'm just here toe watch my My trunk of April. He's got nothing.
Everyone's like, Oh, it's pretty good like, yeah, and then my halves one.
Don't you touch my Kaufman! Hey, immediately, Mike Hoffman.
It's probably better than any gold score on the Canadians right now, and they still don't want him.
I mean, I don't want Mike Hoffman on the Bruins.
Yeah, but we have gold scores.
I was a bullet by Hedman.
That was a rocket.
I still can't believe that overtime goal by Gurian of clocked at 110 miles an hour.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
Gary Ana, contribute the puck.
No way! What? They said that that's baloney.
Like at the top of the screen at the end of the game, They said that makers air chatting to us.
Well, he's on a podcast with Dumbo at this very second.
This fans a legend.
It's like a chick.
What's podcast? Uh, ****ey, just having the time of his life.
Hey, it's Kevin.
ST Jean on the front all of our month.
Didn't even see that.
They turned around right in the last second to deny pull it.
That would have been the Siri's winner right there.
So definitely, uh, listen, Thio, the blue line podcast.
I'm guessing the truth is gonna be revealed on certain topics with that man.
I said, Yeah, I like it.
That should be a good one.
I'm definitely going to wait for that one and cause a do you know what that's dropping? I like Betty.
Can't hear, I think, like, what are we talking to, Madame? Uh, it's got us.
Just open on me.
Oh, do your time out on the ice.
Tampa officially has doubled the Islander shots 42 to 21.
This is some good **** right here.
We're gonna get another over time.
No, it's what I said about game two and look what happened.
So we're getting overtime and I'm I'm gonna grab a soda because I don't want this be here, and I'm gonna grab.
Probably noticed that pizza.
I just don't want the beer is when you know Jax had enough.
He does not want the beer.
I wasn't feeling to begin with.
I wanted a soda, but I was way z.
So you got a beer? It's a pity beer.
And you want this beer? Yeah.
Public turns it over, though.
That's a bad turnover by public.
Oh, shot white and a penalty against Andy Green.
It looks like it's gonna be a high stick and Green can't believe it.
He's looking around saying, What are you talking about? Maybe Kucherov stick hit his own face.
Let's take a look.
Oh, yeah, that's automatic.
Oh, and he sells it bad Kuchar offs. A bird.
We could have trying to get medical attention to try and get a four minute.
Oh, he's bleeding.
Now. That's a four minute.
No, that should be too.
Oh, they're giving them for It's a mockery.
Don Sherry would be rolling over in his grave if he wasn't still alive.
Okay. Jack Edwards.
A man as gushing blood out of his nose.
Apparently, I said give him two minutes.
It's a four minute one.
I don't want it as I don't want any more than you, but it's four in this day and age in Tampa is gonna win the ****ing game because of it Across his 0.
15 seconds left, Edmund point down low in front, up top and kept the life I had been 0.
He's gonna shoot it quickly goes in front and it won't go.
We're going to ****ing over time.
This has so much shade of game number five over time.
A double minor penalty in the final minute.
Like, are we sure that this isn't game number five? We're just watching a replay.
It could be like like oh, my God.
Over the times, actually, on tomorrow.
If this game goes past, I first overtime, I'm leaving.
Then you could do it.
What? I went through two nights ago trying to stay up to watch that so I could do a recap.
I stayed up for the first overtime.
Next thing I knew, it was it was three o'clock in the morning.
My TV was on and half my pants were down.
E u What happened? You break next day too? Yes.
E Why you so tired? Dude, I stand till midnight for you ****ers every day to try and get all the **** Got that out and they have to get up at five o'clock every morning.
That's why E bye.
Well, the best, though, is when it's kind of like who's just got the run down? Uh huh.
E didn't mean it like that.
You know what I meant? You got to run down, and he's sent it to me at, like, 11 o'clock because like, you put this together for me like no, Like I'm in bed.
I don't think you five minutes.
I'm like, five minutes of my time that you could be looking up at to do it.
You don't do it.
I wouldn't do it as good as you.
I'm like, Well, I appreciate that.
What happened? The gener e don't know, but I kind of want to go grab that soda.
And I'm not sure I'm feeling the size of pizza.
Anyone okay? What a turn of events.
But if I walk past the pizza, though, to get the soda, it could be a different story.
According to Mancuso on Twitter, that podcast with Matt Dumba, we'll drop on Saturday.
Oh, um, and coos.
Oh, do you wanna hop in here for the Oregon? I will extend the invite to you in case you want to copy. And later.
And there's 28 to 13 in favor of the Browns.
It's out of bounds and they kick off and they will get it at the 40.
Have you seen this new goalie? E mean, legit goalie mask like co bed mask? No.
Go to World Hockey, reports Twitter and check out this contraption.
Where? Well, yeah, that is ridiculous.
So it's just a mask.
Bills into the ****ing mask.
So who are you taking in your overtime challenge? Here.
I was completely wrong when the other one, uh are we doing position or just one for each one for each team? Okay.
For the Islanders.
Brock Nelson going? But with the A to the Islanders.
Oh, really? A Covili! I don't give a **** what his name is. You score.
Actually, I e whitening with this, But if the underscore Nelson for the Islanders and four No, I forgot it there.
Playing for a minute? No, for the Lightning.
I'm going to stay with the hot man Victor Hedman.
It's gonna be the story.
Creating point is gonna gonna seal the deal coming back into Game six to save the Tampa Bay Lightning.
And point gets the point.
My, my honorable mention Johnny Boychuk so we can call him Johnny Siddons.
That's actually what we're both rooting for the most.
Just for content Waas Because Johnny sins Boychuk saves the Islanders in game six.
You released all his sins on a ****ing Johnny Sands.
Boychuk pounds the A It's got many professions, and one of them is ending in overtime.
Uh, this stream kills my back.
Yeah, the doctor is gonna You keep tweaking your bag.
What are you doing? I'm laughing at what? My stream Okay at **** Ponds.
Did that deal with hockey Mhm, Johnny Sins Boychuk Big Tech Temko Big **** Brockhouse Jumbo Schwall Jumbo show on bar Stone Mark Massive meat Stone guest meat.
See? Shooting That hurts.
Not to mention Victor Mushroom had had been okay.
Mushroom head happens.
Can I just just say for the record here that the ****ing Bangles on a third and Fire try to drop away? Yeah, we're actually Madden.
And they lost two yards and then Joe Burrow just took 1/4 and six.
Just ran it right up the middle for a first down.
You know what they're gonna They're gonna hold onto him longer than they should.
I'll give him three seasons in the NFL.
Joe Barrel? Yes.
You don't think you're gonna leave and go somewhere else? I got the comment of a century.
Does it will show me there in admin.
Yeah, guys, this guy's an admin.
What is he saying? We don't need a center.
If we needed a center that all this talk about nowhere for don't we to play? Wouldn't be happening.
What we need is a winger thinking hours.
You're an idiot.
He really he really thinks that the 123 punch of filth to know Nick Suzuki.
And yes, Barry cut Kenya me is going to do it.
Is this guy a ****ing idiot? Yeah.
Like, you know, what you roll filled to know is your first on center, buddy, and tell me how you do in the playoffs every year, Bird, the only reason they got the playoffs is yours because they extended the invite.
What? Jit? That's one of That's one of the stupid I I wish that guy wasn't an admin, because I would I would absolutely go off on that one.
That Zen excusable he is protected by his shield or outside would call him out for not knowing diddly **** about hockey.
Actually, if I get to the other half's group, I'll check to see if he's of Adam in there.
And if he's not, I'm getting I'm getting the boot from this on.
Yeah, I'm going in guns ablaze.
And we got to call out the birds when we see them.
Oh, yeah, we don't We don't let the birds sit on their parishes here.
Types off hockey.
We don't need a center.
What are you talking about? That is ridiculous.
I just want to attack the bank. Guys score touchdowns.
Oh, the Bangles scored.
I just know I can end that guy with its fact after fact after fact would be to fun.
Yeah, like bunny.
There's a reason like eight of us stood around trying to figure out what center could go to the Montreal because you need one that bad that we couldn't write the piece around, not putting a center in exactly what took me so long to get it out because you need to center that bad.
If you were just like Oh, you can't you could use the center.
You don't really need one.
I would have it out probably yesterday, but there none of the free agency market we.
Actually, it was supposed to be three players that have should sign on.
We have to switch it to acquire because they need the center that bad and there's none on the market.
Oh, grand win is the best center.
Market just grows.
He's not even he's spot.
Terrible like no, but he's not a first line.
He's not your top center.
Hard to think that the funk in national predators didn't they get him for Ryan Hartman? Yes.
Was this just that there had to have been something else to go with that? Well, I mean, they both have their off the ice issues.
All right, I'm gonna go grab a soda.
A slice of pizza.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It was grand wind for Fiala.
No, it was Oh, no, Sorry.
Hartman was the Simmons trade.
Okay, that's right.
You're not the best guy in the world.
Would have heard.
Oh, man, it is over.
Time to start ASAP.
It looks like that might happen.
Oh, really? L possibly gonna be a Bruin.
This is gonna be one interesting over time, isn't it? I've got a feeling.
Then we're in for a doozy.
Oh, sternal, Love, Sternal, love.
I love it. Guys, I I love it.
Back to back games.
Sounders against the wall looking Thio.
Extend this to 1/7 game on Saturday, but they will begin the period with the vote, I'd say three minutes of penalty to kill on a high stick on Kuchar of Earlier.
Welcome back, Jack.
No, that is the loudest fly in the world.
Can you hear that from, like, my microphone? Like hell.
Probably one of those ****ing, like, stink bugs.
Like, chill out, buddy.
Just take a break.
I get a **** ton of those in the winter in here.
I don't know where the hell they come from.
Like, Wow, I came, like, hear him better than I could hear you. It's, like, ridiculous.
What says Thursday Night football? Like the Bills and the Browns Bills and the Browns? Oh, I mean, that would actually be a better game.
You know what? The? The Browns and the Bangles.
You know what game is gonna be worse than tonight's game? Next Thursday's game.
Who's that? Miami and Jacksonville.
If, at least with this one, they're both former.
It'll let What is it about the Islanders taking double minor, high sticking penalties in the finally But Oh, ****.
I have no idea, but it's got It's got to stop, okay? They don't.
Is Andy Green gonna play next season? I don't know.
If he wins the cup, I highly doubt it.
Oh, if he wins the cup. No way.
He'd be an idiot too.
Which and I'll still stand with my belief.
If Char one in 2019 you want to play your last year or this year? And that would have been better for everybody.
Okay, we're back.
Boy should just tried to score from beyond the red line.
I love it, Johnny.
Sins coming, Edgett.
If that is what ended it, that would have been the best article of all time.
****ing shoved this big **** from the red line.
People like, why did they have seven Johnny Boychuk articles from one day? All of them are just referenced.
Look, this good boy, choc That was That was like trying to ****ing tried it.
And it all those works.
That was an episode.
Fat Celeski went around the net.
It wouldn't want it.
That would have been the **** out of in the best.
I really wish that worked.
That's the ****ing who did that the best, was it? I don't, Keith Yandle likes to do that a lot, but who, like, back in the day, used to do like a perfect, like rendition of that and it would work.
I want to say it was like Nicholas trip or something like that.
I know somebody did it a couple times.
I know a current NHL player that did it a couple of times in.
Ah, like Massachusetts.
Like junior hockey.
Jack Eichel, the fake wrap around and go.
No, it would just tee it off from freaking the red line and go get through what's up.
Like he doesn't have a hard stop shop for the NHL.
But back in the day when he was playing, you thought he was again in Wow.
Did you guys see that with that drink? No.
The number the number just went asked like went much higher was the second I came in here.
Why does it say Mancuso joined? Is a co host.
You can't see me.
Wait. I can't see him.
Can you give me You can't hear you? Are you a ghost? That's hilarious.
Can the people see me? I don't know.
Yeah, Jack, that's amazing.
What's going on, boy? Oh, there we go.
Thio, that was so weird.
I was like, Who the **** you talking to? And then I see zio.
This is being funky today.
All boys let me find my game here.
Are you gonna scream? Yeah, I'm at 18.
You see how the tables have turned.
Now you're the one who's the most behind.
You know what? I'll just let you guys talk me through it.
I'm not even gonna watch what's going on place.
Well, at the with, like, 30 seconds to go in the freaking period, Andy Green took a four minute high sticker.
Wow, we have a breakaway.
Nelson On the break is my prediction No.
Saved by Vasilevskiy.
What? I predicted it. Come on, Islanders.
You wanna write the Johnny Sands boy? Chuck, Uh, you missed.
The first of the opening face off over the overtime, boy.
Chuck, Faith the wrap around and, like, look off the goalie and tried to score.
And he almost did it from beyond the red one was had 10 boy check articles going into the mouth.
He split from the red line.
I want to myself, boys, I just did a podcast with Matt Dumba and the guy that I did the podcast with has the podcast on Tarps off.
It's the Blue line hockey club guys, and that's Jordan greenways uncle who plays on the wild.
So Matt, Dumba and Jordan and then like Lardy like If you know Lardy, he's an absolute beauty.
So, like they go out with him and stuff like that, like Go golfing, bro.
It was like a chick lits podcast like Dumbbell was like talking about how ****ing buns it was being in the same hotel.
He's like, Dude, I'm going to get breakfast and it's like, Oh, there's a Vancouver Canucks guy waiting for the ****ing elevator like I ****ing hate these guys right now.
What the **** Like Like he said, it ****ing sucked like he kept saying it was brute.
He's like I was so brutes, man.
He's just like it's so brutal.
Like Like said that the ball was met up that wraps around the crease a little bit.
Basically laughed when we talked about how much it sucks for poor Eric Staal having to go to Buffalo.
I don't He's like, Yeah, man, Like basically like that sucks.
Yeah, but man it sucks getting traded man like being a hockey player like nobody even thinks about it.
Like man, the guy's kids play hockey like they're in school like they just started.
Like it's kind of pick everything up.
You got to sell your house like you got dogs and **** like you gotta move them now like it's such a pain in the ass I can imagine and like, you don't even know it's comment.
Yeah, he had no idea.
It's not even like Bill Gary and let him know like, Hey, we're shopping you like he legitimately just got called.
It's like Twitter.
Yeah, I was like, Dude, you're going to Buffalo.
Like what? E inject opinions on that? I I said Buffalo one the trade solely because Minnesota doesn't have any freaking centers and they just traded for a winner.
Well, I think that unfortunately, and I mean, I didn't bring this up out of respect because I know that it's a difficult thing.
Um, but Matt dumba is going to be traded for a center.
I think this off, see, or a or a goalie? Either that or a goalie.
They don't believe it.
He, Billy Garin doesn't believe in stay lock or Dupnik at all.
No, you could tell.
They started Stay like over Dupnik in the playoffs.
Yeah, and they don't think much of Dupnik at all now.
Maybe they go back after Kemper.
Yeah, they good.
There's a lot to look forward. Thio.
I think Sean Monahan could get moved.
I think we're going to start seeing like, a trade today.
I like it, I think one and could get moved.
Me too, Man, I wouldn't be shocked.
I was thinking for some reason, Like when I'm at work, you know, I just do stuff by myself.
So **** goes through my head up.
For some reason, I was thinking of the 2015 Calgary Flames with their top line was Monaghan, Boudreau and Freaking Yuri Hood.
Where? Yeah, man.
Good times that could drink any team in the NHL onto the table.
You know what I think about ****ing the 2000? And in four Calgary Flames that lost to the Tampa Bay Lightning in the Stanley Cup final? That was bull****.
Game six hit soft.
That team was ****ing I loved that Calgary Flames team.
McGinn was awesome.
I had the pleasure of interviewing, uh, drove him again the like, I don't know, maybe three or four months ago.
And it was just, like, the best ****ing guy ever.
That guy, man, I ****ing I **** with that guy.
You guys cool? Yeah, that's dope.
I'm gonna share the stream now.
No, Bill is back in the house, Bill.
Shea Bill, Don't call him.
Shoot me, though.
She mind if I rigged the gears up their ****ty right away? He's calling him ****, even though he told them not Thio.
All right, it's gonna be a a very interesting finish.
No matter who wins this game.
A deflection off Balian.
It's still a safe.
Um we're gonna have a call with Nick from SportsCastr.
Um, well, maybe not tomorrow.
Because of the wedding and ****, but like, I'm going to get him on the line.
I want to find out how we can switch our video out.
I don't know how to embed that, like the streams on the site.
Like where it is now, like each night, Because It's really simple.
I just have to get him on the line to get him to show me how to do it.
But then that Yeah, but but do Because we're having so much traffic through to the site, the views on that video just keep going and going E But either way, this week keeps going.
It'll be at ****ing five by, like, tomorrow, right? Oh, I'm getting some great intelligent comments on my e.
You missed the the admin of this Montreal group of Jack's article you wrote said they don't need any centers.
Um, no, they do.
They need one more A e.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, me might be a first line center.
No, Let Yeah, we wanna compete next year.
You dio Yeah, that's true, but I think they could build them into that.
But Oh, absolutely.
But not right now.
Like they need time.
We cannot spend $50 million on goalies.
Do they take Alyssa backup? They have toe, right? I don't know.
I mean, if they're smart, they got it.
They can't have 50 million colonies can. No.
Oh, well, no, but no, they'll just do that for one season, though I think it's worth it for them to give Carey Price the rest.
That's where I think they're coming from.
But I don't know if that's necessarily a smart idea to have that much money in goalies.
ITT's Boys Tough break for future Out there He had a break, but two of his members were offside.
How could they not get any of that salary routine that that was wild to? They took on this whole freaking contracts.
How could they not get anything? It's over at 24 plus 20.
Well, if we had a good last five days on the website, I'll tell you that.
I'm actually pretty surprised, not surprised, but, like pleasantly surprised.
Maybe that means the same thing, but I don't know, ****ing killed it.
Well, just like once, we all committed to putting them in, like where they gotta go like it's been like I said, I knew that would make a huge difference.
It's Facebook season, man.
Like people, though I hate that.
That's like I don't like Facebook like it's kind of gay with Yeah, can't believe I just said that That's so bad.
It's kind of lame, is what I meant to say.
Um, but yeah, um, not my style, for sure.
Definitely not my style.
But a lot of use come from Facebook.
I got a lot of people in there, so I e there is a time I got one hell of a comment on my article that I will not read, but that person should be kicked from this.
What did he say? Is it really bad it has to do with Hoffman and his history? Yeah, that was a bad situation.
Yeah, definitely not something I'll read on Street.
No, definitely not.
So the article of the day was the Bruins and ol talk.
Yeah, that started wars.
Everywhere I post that started a war.
I was I was in, like, this kid still messaging me on Twitter. All butter.
Only 83 people on Twitter so quick on it.
It's been all Facebook.
It's all Facebook, man. It's all Facebook.
Everything comes from Facebook, is just laying way.
Have to get into every single NHL.
Me and the club have been infiltrating them all night.
The best, though, was earlier.
Where, like I was like, Let me join another Calgary Flames group because it's probably the one I did.
It says it says I'm in.
But for some reason, like the it says you're still being processed.
I'm like, what? I'm it So like, I joined a second one and it was like, Yeah, please, please answer every question And one of them was like, Yeah, who was the head coach who turned the team around and like 87 lead them to the championship? Like Okay.
And the next one is who is selected 166th overall in the 87 draft.
Like what kind of penalty? And you guys didn't tell us.
That's a Oh my God, there's a lot of freaking whitening fires and too many men.
That was Yeah, you look so the Islanders benches freaking out, saying, Yo, call it And then you have the Lightning player being held back on the ice trying to go to the bench by the Islanders.
This is a sign right here.
I wonder they're gonna win the game right here.
Maroon is serving the penalty.
That's a nice lost form.
Yeah, it was, uh it was a bad face off, boss. Yeah.
Bobillier trying to get in.
Coleman trying to dump it out. It can't.
But in the end is cleared by McDonough Davon twos.
Can I bring it back to the the Brock Nelson breakaway earlier in the overtime? Why wouldn't he just go to the back head? That was actually awful shut, right? You know, I get that.
He tried to flip it over his blocker, but he didn't even come close.
Gives in way too deep to try that.
Go to the backhand like he had no shot if he went to the Vatican.
By the way, what is this Facebook group? An admin didn't kick the person now but responded to the person with a not quite as inappropriate but still inappropriate comment.
That's just I'm That's not even hockey culture is just Montreal culture.
Like the comment wasn't as bad.
But here come the Islanders on their suck ass power play.
Marcel is a freaking play.
Here comes Boudreau, okay? And Islanders power play socks s so bad, man.
The same freaking plenty over again.
Barzel comes in on the left side president cut towards the middle and passed to his demand.
It gets intercepted every time.
Every time it's a Jager back up the tape's Mayfield back to tase tase down well, power plays over bars, l twisting and turning for no reason, trying to go back now to tase the slap pass deflected out of play? Nope, actually stayed in and then had been Isis depart crazy.
This game feels like ages because so many players have been, like hurt and come back in this game.
I know you got Cirelli that went down.
Kucera took a high stick.
Matt Martin was down for a little bit.
Yeah, my players and dropping like flies, but they're all coming back because there are key players.
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Shots in overtime are 65 in favor of the Islanders.
We get kind of like the intermission kind of.
After the 10 minute mark.
Bar sells eyes still ****ed up.
Thanks for looking a warrior.
I mean, they're putting or you're a bird or to keep the party rocking.
I get party rocket.
Keep the party rocking.
P A e a h T Patty, give the party rocking party.
Sorry for Patty Rock.
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You can't even fit anything.
So it's going to say types off for most.
I got the t o h in there.
And straight to the back.
Let's go. It looks so ****ing good.
I got the best on it, but there's no league. There's no way.
We only had one person actually used that donate, but yeah, people are our chin sent out on us.
We're gonna have to stop streaming soon.
Shut down the studio way.
Don't get a donation through.
That's what I was going to do it on June for Mark.
Mhm invite on the street might have to be the play.
Oh, I'm making a OT to You think it's going to double o T the place just kind of **** your ears.
Yeah, like we're talking about.
If the Islanders could somehow win tonight and then went on Saturday, that is going to be the most boring Stanley Cup final of all time.
Each game is gonna be like one.
Nothing to nothing to toe one.
I don't think that this camp is gonna be any more interesting.
I think they both be boring.
I think I think Dallas makes every game boring.
E If you have to think between the Islanders in Tampa, Thio add excitement to a Siri's.
I picked Dallas to strangle, hold everybody and bore the fans to death and raise the cop in front of thousands of sweeping fans on their couches all over America in Canada.
Uh, all five Eastern Finals.
Siri's Tampa has been it has went seven games.
So all sides of playing the Islanders might pull it off.
Yeah, but not history does not repeat itself.
Okay. There earlier.
It could not have been better timing.
I looked on Twitter and Ohio tweeted saying like he's feeling.
Remember 2015 Braydon Coburn and Game seven against Detroit in round one had that changeup slapshot that would like 60 miles an hour top shelf.
And that was the only goal of the game.
There's like I'm feeling a Braydon Coburn, uh, Detroit style goal from churn Act tonight.
And immediately after I said that turned that kind of wide open look on like, e a breakaway basic brother.
That and he whiffed.
It was Oh, it's it. They score.
Tampa is going on.
I swear it was in the net.
And guess who it was.
Anthony ****ing Cirelli now, So they just want I think so.
What happened? I did not even see what happened here in front on the goal line off the pipe.
Yeah, off the pipe off of our own mob skate and then bang! Get that, Get that postgame done.
Uh, whoever whoever wants to do it.
And I got I got a good Tampa group.
It went my last Tampa Post blew up in there.
Oh, does somebody wanna post mine in the main Montreal group? Because they won't let me in because, uh, not having any of my bull****.
I'll find a way in.
I'll find a way to get it in.
I thought the Islanders were actually gonna force gives them.
But you know what? Saturday night, we got the Stanley Cup final underway, right? That's what they're talking.
They said they might postpone it, though.
What? Next Saturday? I doubt the post point.
They're trying to get this done as soon as possible so they can start it up again.
They want to give Tampa one extra rest. They may start Sunday.
Well, yeah, it might be.
That was tough for the Islanders, man.
Uh, so both **** conference finals have ended in overtime.
Yeah, the bubble is gonna be back, though.
We'll be back next year with this.
Another strong team.
They're only going to get better in the off season.
Yeah, Yeah, they'll get better.
They need Torey Krug.
That freaking that freakin power play on the Islander stinks.
Yeah, it could have been a different serious if they had a power play they need, like a vat Nen or Oratory group, I think I mean, that it is kind of Diet Coke Tauri Group.
But I wouldn't say he's RC Cola. Krug.
No, he's Diet Coke.
Okay. Yeah, he's Diet Coke.
Okay, boys, that's unfortunate.
I'm a little bit upset.
Yeah, it was just the way it happened.
Like everyone is like, looking around like, Is it in? Is it ****ing in? And then I saw it.
I was like, That's Internet.
Yeah, that's rough.
Is Kyle How random.
We're gonna just message me for no apparent reason way Need Bugajski to make undertaker videos now.
You know what? I'm gonna I'm like.
That's like, you put an idea in my head.
I think I think I might.
I've been picking the stars since, like, two rounds ago, I might might come up with a little something for Kyle.
You need to e think there's something to be.
There's something to be done there.
Poor Frankie Borelli from bar stool.
Yeah, you must be got it.
I'm sure they'll post his live reaction.
They love doing that. Yeah.
My little struck that Zanardi on the Internet.
Well, we got our final Tampa Bay and the car.
Let's get some predictions in right now, boys.
Let's keep this thing going for a second and we'll get our predictions in Nick Love and let us know our Jack when you go first, e know where you're gonna pick.
But I want to hear the reason Dallas in six.
Are we giving reasons and why their defense is too good.
They're gonna shut down the Tampa Bay Lightning.
It's gonna be just like the Vegas uh, Dallas Siri's.
It's gonna be low scoring.
Dallas knows how to win those low scoring games better than anybody.
They've been doing it all season.
They've been putting their fans to sleep.
When they were allowed in the arena, they're now putting them to sleep at home.
They're putting everybody to sleep, and you're all gonna be catching Z's on the couch.
Will Dallas raises the Stanley Cup? They're going, uh, well, you know, I gotta root for Dallas to win, but just with the depth of Tampa Bay, I'm going to say Tampa and seven.
But I want Dallas the one they'll do ****ing nothing.
Um, me personally.
My heart, I'm, says Dallas.
But my brain says Tampa and ***.
I think Tampa Bay is just too much.
They come in waves, they're they're a tight team of brain point, toughs it out and keeps going along the way.
They're a better team when he's in the lineup.
Um, Platt has shown up.
They just they get, they get production all through their lineup.
There was a brutal goal that just happened that socks if you're the Islanders, but they'll be back.
I think the Islanders will be back.
I think they have a lot that they just built on this year.
So I don't think tonight's a big deal.
J probably feels pretty ****ty, I'm sure.
He told me at the beginning.
He's like, I don't expect to win.
And if they lose, I'll be sad but not shocked now.
They shouldn't be shocked.
Nothing should be shocking about some losing.
Oh, I do hate seeing Tampa.
So they touched it.
No, we didn't have been touching it right now.
Dallas and six Dallas in six.
Alice and ****ing four Alice before.
Now that they did that, what are they thinking? No, I don't Do they do have stamp goes on the ice with Jersey.
You gotta be brain dead to touch it.
On. But they're picking it up.
They're picking it up to Oh, boy.
They're picking up and celebrate with it.
This this would come.
Finals is already over.
Dallas in ****ing too.
Yeah, Campus was going to quit and go home.
Why wouldn't you do it? The Boston touch it in 2011.
Or now have they ever touched it in our time? No, I don't think so.
You gotta You gotta be like stupid is a sack of rocks to touch it.
Can we go back and see when they won in 2015 against the Rangers? If they touched it? Because if they touched it back, then they got killed by the Blackhawks in the final.
Wow, They're carrying it off.
This is That is Wow.
Why don't you just go **** on Gordie Howe's grave while you're at it too? That's brutal ****.
But we have the Stanley Cup final now, boys, Tampa Bay and the Islanders, Tampa Bay wins and an overtime.
Crazy ****. I'm out of here.
Jackal. Standing right in the recap.
Let him rant about 10 things right now.
Yeah, boys as dumbest ****.
Well, you know what? Their excuse there, excuse This is gonna be Pittsburgh did it two years in a row from 16 and 17 and won the final.
You're not Pittsburgh dog.
Sidney Crosby could touch that thing only once.
You have yet to prove anything and you're touching nothing.
You did, you know, kind of how I was gonna come out and be like, I love him touching it.
They they they certainly They touched this. Yeah, trophy.
They touched it.
They probably made out with it.
Like everything with that thing.
That was the tough way to go for the Islanders.
Yeah, they got Well, they got the break with the post in the wild ride.
They got swept in the first round last year, swept in four games of the first round last year.
And now we're going to the Stanley Cup final.
Yeah, on a hell of a ride.
It's insane, man.
Just think about the whole ****ing year.
What's going on right now? That is nuts.
E mean, I can't believe this.
The Dallas Stars are in your cup final, and I e I truly believe that they're going toe win.
I mean, I know you're picking Tampa.
Mancuso's picking Tampa.
I I am not picking Dallas to be like the other guy.
I truly think that Dallas is going to win the Stanley Cup.
Well, like I said, I'm rooting for Dallas.
No ****, because no one wants to see the ****ing Tampa Bay Lightning within the fine title.
Yeah, but I mean, e be realistic.
They're going to win.
I picked Dallas over Vegas for the exact same reason I'm picking them over the Tampa Bay Lightning because Dallas is going to play their style of game.
And it's hard to beat them with their style of game.
And you can't stop them from playing it.
Their defense is just too good because they're boring.
Yeah, they're boring is how, with the high skin Lendell, Klingberg, Oleksiak and they will grab hold of you.
They will strangle you and they will put you to bed.
And I let it be known to everybody is watching that Jack jinx.
The Islanders at the start of the game? Absolutely.
I killed the Islanders.
That is all on me.
They actually, like, had a meeting at Dominating, dominating on a two on Oh, and got no shot.
They controlled maybe two minutes straight of play.
And I more meant I think they're going to start dominating.
But I said there it was a little premature.
And the wheels fell off the wagon at that point.
Can be Oh, my God.
It was I didn't mean that.
They were, like, I meant, like, you know what I meant.
I meant like, Oh, they're gonna, like, start job anybody.
But I said it E No, no, no, don't Don't try and turn this around right now.
They were controlling a two minutes of play, and I was, like, their dominate like that two minutes.
And I thought they were gonna, like, you know, continue that.
That rhythm, Yeah.
Did an age? Well, yeah.
Sayings that did not age well at all.
It's just a tough way to go, though.
If you're the Islander, just like you had a chance again to keep the dream alive, and then not only did you get unlucky with it being a posting in It was a post and your goalie skate.
I'm sorry, but it's not that brute of a goal.
Brutal of the goal.
And it's not that unlucky.
When your wedding a guy shoot from three inches in front of the net, you kind of deserve to lose.
I hate to be the bear.
Yes, but the cir***stance, Yeah, but the cir***stances that he shot it from a foot away from that e get what you're saying.
And I think you get what I'm saying.
But it was preventable.
Overall, the chance itself was preventable.
But just the luck of the shot is brutal.
Can you agree with that in the K? Thank you.
It's like the 2022 2017 final with Nashville.
****ing Patric Hornqvist behind the ****ing net.
Banked it off of Renata's like head.
And I remember that.
That was yeah, left.
And Rainy was playing out of his mind before that, too, that I felt bad for him.
I thought, really ****ty for him.
The Browns are threatening.
Hear that print? The band goes away.
All right, Forget there's a football game on touchdown.
Kareem Hunt, I think.
Kareem Hunt Bag.
Oh, that should do it.
Yeah, that all that will get you every time.
Kareem Hunt is like a superstar.
Yeah, well, I mean, this is kind of his first time playing sense.
A little, uh, elevator incident.
He started playing last year, though.
Yeah, but he didn't have a full camp.
And he he came in halfway to the season to a playbook and like a team he hadn't jelled with yet.
This is really is.
This is his first.
Like, really? Like for five seasons.
Rick bonuses on John Cooper's coaching staff with the Tampa Bay Lightning.
This will be the first Stanley Cup final NHL history between the head coach and their former assistant.
Whoa! And the assistance? Probably the better.
Ah, John Cooper is He's overrated.
Even Kyle, How Says he's overrated? Yeah.
You take any head coach and put them on this camp a team they're going to succeed.
John Cooper will complain about the officiating race, Dallas and tomorrow's press conference.
Yeah, and even though he won No, He's saying versus Dallas any point.
Oh, okay for Rube? Yeah.
Mhm And my famous quote.
As for the Islanders, pack your bags.
The NHL bubble has spoken.
Oh, I mean, it's a table.
Just hit me right now that we're not going to see the Islanders force Saturday night hockey for the conference final.
Also, hockey season has one Siri's left.
It could have 4 to 7 games left.
And that's it? Yep.
The the latest this season is gonna end is September 30th.
So Mancuso has still tomorrow to tell us our plans for the offseason.
I'm going to start getting sad.
E even know what the future is because I don't know what to do with myself after all this e o like free agency frenzy every day.
Yeah, I'm sure we talk a lot about hockey.
If we can't every day, it would not be hockey at all.
It would be three minutes hockey a lot of bull****.
Oh, my God. I'm a ****ing idiot.
I started doing the tags.
I started putting Dallas.
It's not ****ing Islanders.
Don't even mention the hours And the recap Hashtag Stanley Cup by hashtag Dallas ever since.
Just no mention of the island there.
Oh, my God, that was awful.
I was like, Wait a minute, because I wrote at the final sentence.
Like Congrats, Tampa.
We'll see you in the Stanley Cup final against the Dallas Stone. Carson.
The thing is, you could have just said you did on purpose and gotten away with it. Yeah, they're done.
No one's gonna read that article.
We're on to Dallas. Vs.
Game six And the Bangles already at fourth down.
Their crazy bad e I blinked.
They still put up 23 ****ing points.
Yeah, playing the Browns.
We played the ****ing dolphins and only put up 21.
You have to come to the realization that the Patriots are bottom to your team this year.
You're not making the playoffs.
You're not coming close to the playoffs.
Hey, man, they have an extra playoff spot this year, and it don't matter.
You're still not getting it.
So all the people think the Patriots are going 10 6.
Cam Newton hasn't been a good quarterback since 2015.
Patriots fans, your dynasties over there.
Done stick a fork and you.
And then you come back to me when we go six and 10 6 and that's more manageable.
E No, they get the first down.
How much what they down by.
This isn't really prime time.
They put the ****tiest games on Thursdays, they dio.
It was a lot more enjoyable when every Thursday had, like those color rush uniforms was forward.
Now it's just like Who the **** wants? Don't watch this game.
Who the **** wants to watch the ****ing Miami Dolphins versus the Jacksonville Jaguars next Thursday? E.
He's not going to because Miami's ****ing stupid.
Yeah, but then you get to watch the porn star Gardner.
Minshew? Yeah, that guy's a freak.
Last year, my cousin's boyfriend dressed up his mid shoe for Halloween.
It was hilarious.
Yeah, like like the cut jeans And, like, the tank top.
So, basically, you got an Uncle Rico costume, because what's the ****ing difference? Hey, did going to think about it? Yeah.
I mean, like, if you can't tell, the difference between a gardener meant you and Uncle Rico costume there.
Whatever the same person, they both can throw a football over the mountain.
They can't Every time you say, Uncle Rico, for some reason, all I could think of is the ****ing Maikon show.
You see a hot rod, to be honest.
No, it's a movie that I watched.
Yeah, Joe, grow.
You're not in college anymore.
The clock doesn't stop.
When you get a first down, you dip, dude.
Then will be so ****ing funny.
****ing Andy Samberg.
I should probably watch.
That's the point.
What was the other movie had to watch that you mentioned that I, like, really wanted to watch.
But it's like a serious movie.
I'm not in the mood for that tonight, but I might watch.
This is the end. Tonight in our reality.
Other than I won't fall asleep, I'll end up watching that home movie.
So it's actually a horrible idea.
It's a great idea.
What time is it? 11.
I don't wanna be up till three.
In the morning watching Channing can in whatever the hell his name is Channing Tatum getting.
But I stopped myself there.
We don't need to continue that sentence.
E forgot where I was for a minute.
Yeah, I think it stopped it in time. You're good.
They didn't hear it.
Okay, well, you win.
So what? Really? Oh, wait, no.
Oh, he was in Boston on Patriots Day, I think.
What, on 2013? I was driving home from Washington, D.
What the hell was that? Wait, wait.
What is the Boston Marathon on Patriots Day? Yes, I was at lacrosse practice.
Oh, the day of the bombing.
You know, you gotta stop hating job.
Always gonna **** e will be done in three years.
He's not a good quarterback.
He only had one good year. College.
Other than that, he is a backup in Ohio State.
You couldn't even make the team.
He had one good season with unbelievable wide receiver town around him.
Get out of here is a bomb.
They're short fourth down and virtually now.
Borough is throwing the ball 54 times.
55 times tonight and one more time.
They convert trying to get out of balance, and he does a minute 20 there now by 12.
So you should probably score on this tomorrow.
What if any chance that probably ideal is Anybody wears it keeping their masks on, then NFL coach Jesus, Jesus Christ, E No.
I always forget that Odell Beckham is now on the Browns.
He's gonna come to the Patriots.
Yeah, I'm all set.
It would have happened if they lost tonight.
I mean, I don't know if anybody would really **** on Odell Beckham here.
If you know what I'm saying, he'd be our number two wide receiver.
Okay? Hey, Yeah, uh, they're too easy.
It's too easy to about make some ****ty funds about LBJ build.
All check would just be like, yo, go for to go for two and all that I come back.
I did that last night.
E did every day.
No, Bill, that was last night.
She? Yeah, the group.
The recap is out, *****es Bang, boom! Porn star's right there.
Any mentions of Ah, big ****s? Uh, no.
So you didn't use Victor Mushroom had had been He didn't score the winner.
Still gonna sweat him in there somewhere.
He scored a goal.
Yeah, it wasn't that impressive.
You could have said Victor Mushroom had Hedman you want to write the recap? You want to write the ****ing reach out, huh, Kid? You could have called some of the ****head that would have even got that in there.
And you today you missed the ingredients head.
Uh, on today you misspelled Canadians, and you thought my coffee was on the flames.
I shouldn't write articles in the morning.
I don't know what I looked at.
I was like, I was like, What is he's thinking.
He's not even close to the Panthers.
Know? And I know he's with other Panthers.
I must have been, like, talking to someone.
Or, like, read a tweet about, like, a flames player because I don't know how the hell I did that.
It's funny to get to you put.
He had, like, a great season with the flames and his picture in both.
Yeah, both the article picture and the picture in the article are both him and the panthers.
Shires e new with We like to get that picture. I like Google.
My coffin panting e don't know how it Oh, Boyd, with the TD Touchdown.
What are we staying now for the rest of the football game, which is like 10 seconds.
No, I'm leaving things.
Game is not interesting enough to stay for the end.
Did he catch it? One, two he gotta tell.
Don't talk to me in tomorrow.
If the Bangles come back, that just means O p.
J is gonna be a patriot s o.
Who would want to come here? LBJ Apparently, it's good for touched down and goodnight, Jack.
The kick is good.
McLaughlin's being a party ****er and can't stay for 43 seconds in an onside kick.
I have to pee and grab some chocolate milk.
Yeah, I respect the chocolate milk before bed.
It's like bugs were trying to get his apple juice midstream.
Baby, it's apple juice.
Yeah, and he was gone for, like, an hour because you can hear a female voice in the back.
That was like, the man cannot lie.
You just can't know.
And he's terrible hiding it when he does.
He's like, Oh, yeah.
I was talking to Ashley. Oh, wait.
I mean, I want to get apple juice.
You know, I was walking by and I saw I mean, I saw the fridge.
He and it looked really fine.
Okay, I'm gonna get the milk.
Have a good one.
Tampa Bay goes to the final.
We'll see you on Saturday, bum.