Um, you know, here's what's weird.
I am not going to say one negative thing.
I refer to what's going on as the pause for the cause.
I just call it the great Pause.
And because I did radio like you, I don't require an audience.
I'm used to being in a vacuum and ignored unless I was married.
So that's also good training.
So, um so I, uh I've been doing very well on Zoom because my radio skills, you know, the comedians doing Zoom holding a mike, you know, it's awkward, but zoom comedy like, ah, hybrid of cost stand up on radio.
So I've been crushed.
I've been busier since the pause.
Then before the pause, right And I was gonna and I was gonna kind of ask you that It's like, you know, I told Chris earlier, I thought about calling you up and calling a couple other comedian friends of mine and maybe doing something online.
And, you know, we get a bunch of comedians and I would host it and you guys could come on and do your saying and and then I started seeing other people doing and I started watching your Facebook videos and stuff like that.
You guys air? Is that what you've been doing? Because it seems like everybody's kind of at a standstill.
With as far as comedians go, you can't.
You can't go to clubs.
Have you been doing that? I've been so busy.
Um, you know, just totally pivoted.
I started doing a ton of corporate stuff on Zoom and, you know, landed a TV commercial self taped for a Netflix Siri's my HBO s.
Oh, yeah, HBO Max airs at the end of August.
My special from the Latino Comedy Festival.
Yes, yeah, but like I say, you know, when you worked hard long enough, you just figure stuff out.
That's just the key to not being, you know, 38 anymore.
Although don't spread the rumor.
I'm still holding that.
The thing about it is it I have literally like you said pivoted.
I have started making videos for companies.
I have really had to broaden my company and because my other company, which is a travel agency, kind of took a hit.
So I had to figure out other things to Dio to make that money and it.
You know, it's nice to hear that you've been busy and stuff like that.
So you're talking about Netflix.
Tell everybody, obviously come to loonies the people that are here in Colorado Springs with us.
But tell us what else she have coming up.
Well, there's a few things I have coming up that I can't tell you, or I have to kill work.
But, um, But as soon as I can, you'll be the first to know. I promise.
All right? And, you know, I've just been, you know, I can't repeat enough times.
Um everything is an answer to a prayer.
You just have to remember what you prayed, and I prayed that I'd figure out a way not to hate social media and think it was a total dig Me and an ego stream and a bunch of bs.
And I don't want to see your cat.
And I don't care what You ate dinner.
And I know I saw my next door. Neighbors asked.
She's a beautiful Mexican girl, but she figured out that if she wore a form and walked around the pool, she gets more views.
And it's like Carolina's ass every time I opened up in stuff, but because of this I figured out how to use social media to Clough.
People spheres up, lift their spirits, connect every day, create community.
I do a 3 30 live every single day.
Yes, you dio work on my official fan page.
And there's people in England in New Zealand that say I wake up toe.
Watch this because you're the voice of calm.
You give me something to look forward to.
Blah, blah, blah.
You know, whatever.
I don't want it to be a dig me or an ego street.
But I have embraced what I was to me.
I was, ah, hospital witness in a murder trial.
You know what I mean? It's like I was seeing the death of civility and conversation.
And it was like I was like, I don't want to be involved in anything that starts with the word twit.
You know the way.
But But because of this right, I went with it.
I didn't even have my own YouTube channel.
I have videos with Milly, 2.
5 1,000,000 views on somebody else's page.
Because of this, I started a YouTube channel.
I have 4000 subscribers, not a lot, but it's only been a couple of months.
And because videos are livestream Saturday night, sort of a hybrid of my ks I show and I call it talk of the Times.
The acronym is, too, because I don't take myself too seriously.
So the talk of the times on Saturday 98 oclock I get, you know, it's an hour long.
So imagine you know, the logistics 20 times, three minutes, which is what most people watch. You, too.
I blew away the hours of watching time in three months, you know, like a soon as I turned and faced and said, Hey, I'm gonna face this challenge head on Then you know the force be with you Star Wars Bryant Tricks was a do***entary, My man, Are you still over a K? If I 64 No, no.
You know, I stopped terrestrial radio because there's no money in it.
I'm sure you know that you were aware and because I'm a stand up look, I love the education.
I love being on terrestrial radio, but I you know, I'm able to go on cruise ships and make a lot of money and get discount drinks.
So sure you talked about absolutely anyone with that being on the policy.
Who doesn't want to do Zoom? I can do a corporate show and they don't know I'm not wearing shoes and haven't shaved my legs.
My wife gets away with that too.
So Monique, when I found out you coming on the show, I went and watched all those videos of you on other people's channels.
So I'll make sure I go subscribe to yours.
But I'm a big fan of comedy and I do follow a lot of the L A comic you're in L a. Right.
I mean, that's where you're kind of based out of. So I follow.
In Tennessee, I follow a lot of the L A comics on Social Media Bird, Chrysler and Joe Rogan.
Kyle done again? All those guys, I follow them all and they've been finding it really restrictive in l.
But it seems like you found your outlet during Zoom like and Joe Rogan already said that he's moving to Texas so we can have a little bit more freedom.
I think that has a lot to do with taxes to since he signed that giant deal with right Spotify.
But have you found it kind of more difficult in the l A area to kind of get out, do some more stuff cause everything has been shut down? And that's one of the places where things are really restrictive.
Well, here's the thing.
Difficult is my superpower because hello, I'm a Hispanics email headliner Who When I went into comedy in the nineties, everybody said, Nobody books, women, nobody, no comedies Dying Cable has killed comedy If I If I stop doing things every time somebody told me it was gonna be hard You know why? Just say, you know, for the record, Chris, stand up comedy very hard.
Why do you think Joe Rogan is now a podcaster, Not heart, right? Yes. Trust me.
Take it from a It's it's really not So you know, I mean, in all fairness to Jodi.
And he found his lane, right? Joey Coco de has found his lane.
You gotta find your lane.
And I am at the end of the day.
I am a word, Smith. I am.
You know, a combination of you know I always people.
What's your character? Paradigm? When I sit in with TV execs that I'm like, I'm Rizzo meets Deepak Chopra.
You need Wow, Now if you haven't no, you know, that's pretty.
That's pretty on point.
I've known you for quite some time now.
And yeah, I would say That's pretty.
That's pretty accurate if you haven't seen her.
She's been in the Latin divas of comedy.
Which Snoop Dog Hand picked this amazing woman to be part of that foot.
It's funny stuff, bad girls of comedy.
And she's gonna be at Looney's this weekend.
Friday and Saturday, seven and 9 30 Monique, I got ask you, Are you gonna put any of this pause for the cause stuff to your material? Look, you know me.
My life is my act in my act is my wife.
Right? So I'm gonna talk about how this pause and I'm being honest.
This this put a pause on hook up culture, which makes me super happy because there was out of control.
I was telling girls, just turning your privates and to moo goo guy Dan, you're delivering the goods, I said.
Tender and uber are going to get together and just be Luber eso.
I love the fact that we've put a pause on hookup culture.
I love the fact the fact that I see families in L.
A on bicycles like the oldest on ****og.
I'm seeing skateboards, roller skates, families walking their dogs.
You know, it's like we needed this way.
I also agree, like I think about this if all you care about his speed, speed, speed and people have read the secret and they believe in mental focus being and all that business.
And I'm not seeing it in quotes like I don't but there's a flip side.
There's the dark side, you know? Why wouldn't we, as a species manifested disease that moves as fast as we want everything else too.
If we want drones to drop crap on our ports because we're too lazy to go to Trader Joe's around the corner, why wouldn't we have manifested something that moves as fast as we want the good stuff to move bad stuff? And this is in Jesus or Buddha.
This is Einstein toe every action.
There is an equal reaction.
Of course, we were going too fast we were out of control, but we over gonna come off the car.
I could agree with that.
Somebody said, you know what? For your own darn good, I'm going to stop you from doing every stupid thing you're doing.
Or at least slow you down, Right? Society as a whole was moving a lot faster.
I think we're progressing way faster than we probably should.
And, you know, there's probably a lot of validity.
So what you're saying I spy on them on social media.
I have four profiles.
They think I'm a light skinned brother from Oakland with blue I before we let you go, because I know you gotta get out of here and get to something that you're doing.
Um, what is the biggest positive that you've taken out of the pause? I'm gonna tell you there's a people have understood the difference between *** and intimacy between connection and attachment.
You know, I'm not attached to anything.
I'm very Zen, but I'm connected to everything.
But I have had boyfriends from ninth grade reach out to me because you were being reflective and saying, Hey, I was true because they have time to go through their photo albums.
They have to clean out the garage.
And when you're physically getting your wife and order, guess what? When the outside gets in order, the inside falls into place.
Don't forget she she is Monique Marvis.
She would be out here on stage.
Loonies Louise Cavity Corner Friday the 31st and of course Saturday, August 1st 79 30.
Get over the loonies dot com or call him 5910707 Monique, I love you.
See? I can't wait to see this weekend.
Thanks for coming on, my dear. Thank you.
Truly, I'm sitting around with hairy legs.
Monique Marv is ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, sweetheart.
Appreciate it soon by Chris.
See a nice meeting.
You all right there? See a zero.
I mean, look, I'm telling you, if you guys got nothing to do because you don't, you need to go watch this woman at Looney's Comedy Corner.
She's I'm telling you, she's the funniest comedian on the planet and show I'm telling you shall keep in stitches because she'll say stuff that will jar you and you go.
Whoa! Did she just say that? Yeah.
If I go, I'm gonna be sitting in the back.
I saw what you did to some of the front robe.
Oh, yeah, she will get you.
See, I don't want to say that, cause I like when people go to the Yeah, you know, Gove, like, but not me.
She talked about how she had people reflecting when you're married.
And that happens because that's happened a few times to me.
During the pandemic could get you in trouble with your wife.
Yeah, I'm like I was researching this out, man. They're texting.
I don't even know how they got my number.
I don't even know this pain writing like, dude, I'm What is she doing? Texting you or for messaging? You like? Ah, I don't know.
I had I had these girls from high school texting me pictures of me with them in high school.
Why not face cream that Germany? I don't even remember.
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Welcome back to the sports guy Mike Show right here on K C B R 98 5 95 7 a.
10 40 in Colorado Springs and, of course, online at 100 mics FM dot com.
Sports guy My Chris brain hanging out with you thanks to Monique, Marv ez for coming on and hanging out.
She came on the show years ago and we just bonded.
She we became friends.
We talk on the phone.
She was going to be part of the comedy station that we were trying to dio.
She's actually gonna be a part of the upcoming station that we have coming up, which I'm going to talk to you, Chris on off the air and, um, yeah, so I was so glad to see her.
And, you know, I've been watching your videos.
I've been talking to her and some of these comedians, man, you know, like you said, are kind of pigeonholed.
They can't do stuff.
She found a way to keep it going, keep her name out there and actually boost it even more.
Ah than it already was.
She was already on extremely popular comedian, especially in the California area, but even more so now all over the world.
So good for her, man, that's not easy to do.
No, it's not easy to find your niche, and she was talking about it, and it's funny that someone that's not only a good comedian, but it's self aware and understands the market.
You know that very often.
I gotta be honest with you.
She's a very go ahead.
She's a very unique individual, and she's extremely bright and just I love talking or because she she's great to talk to, because just pointing things to say It's not like you're having some empty conversation with some people these days.
It's actually nice to have a conversation with substance to it when you talk to her well and I think the thing about it is like she said, Joe found his lane Kyle done again.
I don't know if you follow him on Instagram Now I know who he is, but all you got to go watch these Instagram's It's freaking hysterical.
The sketch comedy show of he found his niche, Dan Instagram.
He does the All the Jet, the Kardashians and Jenners and Charm Mike based swap thing, and these videos are freakin insane.
My wife come in here and I'm belly laughing and she doesn't get it.
It's funny, but I want to I've died, right, you know? Yeah, just just just dying.
And, uh, you know, she found her niche, which is cool.
And I went on this ride through the YouTube channel.
Yes, please to our long things.
They were pretty cool, actually.
Like watching them during the break, her stand up and some of her other videos completely separate from each other.
Um, but she's worth to subscribe.
She's very funny.
And, ah, you know, go check her out on YouTube, especially. Ah.
Sentiment in Colorado.
She will be here in Colorado Springs this weekend.
Super excited to see some stand up and actually to get to see her because I haven't seen her in person for at least.
I think it's been about a year.
So but anyway, um, Patrick Mahomes, the king of Kansas City.
Now go ahead and crown.
Um, you know, the chief superstar is now part owner of the Royals.
Uh, just weeks after signing this half of half a 1,000,000,000 of places to hide your money, I guess, dude, I mean, it's not a bad fit for him.
You have to lose, like, eight million a year in this.
Agents like I got just the thing across the street.
Right? Was it was just like Go buy them.
Well, Chuck, some money in the crown, baby, go put it in the crown.
Here's my so with that being said, and obviously it's been a few days, but I brought this up because I wanted to ask you if you could buy into any sports team.
It could be soccer.
Could be highlight.
I don't care if you could buy into a professional sports team.
Which team would it be? Oh, that's a tough one man.
Like initially come to mind.
Can I just buy into Tiger Woods? Because like, he's not playing this week.
So now I don't care now.
You can't buy into an individual.
You have to buy 14 and that's a hard one, Like I love the Buffs can't buy into that.
So plus that's not a good Well, that has to be the Dodgers, because I know that that's a good system, well of money, right? And it will always have a have a following.
So, like it would have to be like the Dodgers.
Baseball is not going away and where the heck they come up with all this money? I mean, I don't even know like it's crazy.
There's a treatment.
There's a MLB tree somewhere, and they just keep plucking $100 bills up about Molly, my buddy, that does post game for the Brewers stores.
We talked about this one day and he goes, Think about this Chris, what if the Broncos were able to open their stadium 81 times a year, and I was like, Okay, okay, like I get it and make France like we all know the NFL for.
Well, let's just do eight games.
No, you get so you get eight times, right.
You have your contrary today small.
And you have a team like the Dodgers.
Even the Rockies.
Man, that makes money.
Yeah, 81 times a year.
So you'd have to do something like with baseball, at least basketball, You know what I mean? Right? You know, that's a lot of times for me.
It's It's a no brainer.
Most people would think my first answer would be the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Yeah, that's what I would say for you.
The New York Yankees, if it was my first love is a kid.
My second love was the Pittsburgh Steelers, because I was 10.
My first love was the Yankees, cause I was, like, six or set, right? Um, the first game I remember I was eight.
So for me, it would be the Yankees, obviously for posterity purposes, for the fact that I absolutely loved the organization and just you want to talk about a team that knows how to make money year in and year out.
More than a lot of other teams in MLB.
Yeah, that's where I put my first love.
Was the Broncos in the Buffs, but Rockets as a kid, I have this story.
I'll tell you someday I gotta play touch football in the parking lot with Rick Upchurch.
Luke pressed Ridge marker on the list goes on and on because they came over to do a charity thing for my dad's company.
So I gotta play football with them out in the parking lot.
We did it for, like 45 minutes, not allowed waiting one bit.
Then I went to the hotel and played video games with these guys.
They were just, like, so cool.
But after problems with them for years, yeah, yeah, right then it's, like, not too sure about that.
Yeah, it's exactly those.
Those moments are indelible.
They're just they're burned into your brain.
I threw a touchdown pass to Rick Upchurch when I'm 12.
That's awesome in the parking lot of McDonald's on North Avenue in Grand Junction.
I can't beat that, but I can tell you I had my hand swallowed by nine Pittsburgh Steelers All Hall of Famers.
Yeah, then you know, getting there nearly.
But at the time you're 10 years old.
I'm looking up at Joe Green.
It's like looking up in a brick wall is blocking the sun just like it's amazed.
Franco Harris, Lynn Swan, John Stallworth, Jack Ham I mean, these air there was.
That's how I became a Steeler fan.
I was just me, Joan away there.
Joe Greene was there.
Lambert was. I got to meet Mel Blunt.
Uhm, and another reason why I'm a big defensive guy.
Why I love defense because I got to meet them, and growing up as a kid is a Steeler fan.
That's all you know in the seventies is Steel Curtain, you know, right when I was a little boy playing outside it, you had to either pick a Steeler or a cowboy to be right back.
Then we hated I couldn't stand the Cowboys.
Now it's still really don't like him, but it's like it's not like it was back then.
But what I don't understand is why the Steelers didn't like him because all you ever did was beat him up anyway.
So it's why I hate something that you can dominate.
I didn't do a great pick.
I was always Ron Springs.
He's like I just liked him, you know, don't have to be ready.
And the players were you just kind of Yes, I'm like him to Do you think like Leon Lett, Are you? No, no, man.
Any of those guys know Did I was wrong? Springs, Ron Springs.
See, I was see, I was always Lynch one.
I was neither Lynn Swan or Franka Jersey number when I was playing.
Why l football when I was a little boy here in Colorado Springs, like fourth grade, right? Just had that same number.
Speaking of football, the A C C.
Has decided to go against the grain in completing their new schedule for the 2020 college football season.
While both Pac 12 and Big 10 have decided on conference on Lee games, the A C C will eventually add a team to its conference for the 2020 season that team Notre Dame.
So Notre Dame is gonna play within the A C.
Ah, season's first game will take place the week of Sept seven through 12 2020.
Schedule scheduling motto includes 11 games, 10 plus one, of course, 10 Conference and one nonconference.
Ah, the 11 games will be played over at least 13 weeks.
There will be one division.
Notre Dame will also play a 10 game conference with the A C C.
What do you think about that? So Ah, I'm Catholic so automatically my and your born Catholic, you become a Notre Dame fan.
They put the Notre Dame booties and diaper on you, right? Especially if you're Irish.
And my grandmother, my grandmother, was a Notre Dame fan. Yes.
So I I love Notre Dame and I think, honestly, the A C C needs to thank Notre Dame for this that completed the project.
If Notre Dame is not a part of it, I don't know how much they can move forward as much as they did, because, really, if you think about it, you've got Clemson.
You got Notre Dame, you got Florida State.
Hopefully, Florida State's good this year, you know what I mean? And so you have those teams that like Clemson, for sure.
Notre Dame that are always route or I love Notre Dame.
Don't get me wrong, but I'm not and they're up with Clemson. They're not.
You haven't seen they are up with them.
But, like, let's just be honest.
Clemson's more relevant right now.
They've won national championship.
Keep it really even though, so that you've got these teams now that are going to be contending for national titles on the TV all the time.
Notre Dame has their own TV deal now, so you can see the A C.
C. Gets to get in on that.
Yes, so I think that's great for me.
Do you know why it's a win win for me? Because the A C C network doesn't it's, Ah, separate thing.
I've had issues trying to get it, so I can't watch Syracuse games have a hard time watching Miami hurricane games.
It really gets on my nerves.
This is a huge win for me because now I get to see more of those games.
The home games to know today we're gonna be Clemson, Duke, Florida State, Louisville and, of course, my beloved orange and in their away game is gonna be.
Bc Georgia Tech North Carolina Pit and Wake forced.
The only time I don't root for Notre Dame, obviously, this year when they're playing Syracuse.
But every year, the only time I won't work for them is when they play.
The rivalry game against Navy is the only time I want.
That was the crazy thing when see was playing Notre Dame in those orange Bulls.
Everyone around me had Notre Dame gear on.
But Moi? Yeah, I have no about stuff.
Did I'm like all in? Yes, it was so hard for me, but I was still like, Don't kick it to the rocket Man.
What do you think it's picking it with? The Rocket is ridiculous.
Go, dude, you know, I think Mike, let's let's hearken back a little bit.
Do you remember when a C C football was better than SEC football? Everyone Florida State and Miami were always just up there.
And yes, we're like Florida was like good.
Florida was good, right? Okay, kind of irrelevant.
You know what I mean? Yes, they were wasn't in there yet.
L s u was like, Hey, you know what? I mean? It was like a whole different age.
And when I talked So I know that they look at me like I have two heads.
Yeah, Giggsy c used to be way better Football.
Oh, do dominate When Donovan McNabb played it.
Syracuse some Forget it, dude.
Then you had Miami, who was just a juggernaut all throughout the nineties.
The thugs, you know, urban and all that.
I mean, did it was insane and literally happen again if someone saving retires.
Yeah, I I I could see that.
I don't know when he's going to, um Does it seem like you ever huh? Would you ever, if I was winning? As much as Nick Saban is, you have to pry my fingers, my cold, dead fingers off that football.
Bob Stoops just was like he wouldn't He went and took a shower.
I mean, look, for all intensive purposes.
You wanna quit while you're on top? As a player, as a coach in anything that your doing, Get on away it.
Look, if I won the lottery tomorrow and it's $108 million.
I love you guys, but I'm out peace out todo You know, I will guess you accompany your opening so I can had something up.
Can I, like, be in charge of popcorn? Mike, I'm the type of guy that I would still have.
I would build my own network.
I would buy a station your five on everything right.
I would put that to another level.
You know what I mean and do that.
But other than that, billboard knife would be 25 Woodman with my click doubled thumbs point.
I'd have my own billboard and this guy like How long do you want that up? Oh, I dont know.
Can I just pay for a decade? Yeah, I'll just I'll just give you five years work.
Don't worry about exact.
Let's leave it there.
How many buses do I need? All of them Double.
That's so funny.
Because I would so do that.
Well, um, the one last note about these, the whole Notre Dame thing.
The Irish will be able to qualify for the A C C championship game as well, which would be really cool.
So, you know, we'll see what happens.
More stuff coming up.
Um, with these guns, your name? I'm I think I think if the if the A C c figures out a way to let Notre Dame du there USC game in their Stanford game in their Army game, then we They just have to have those extradition, bro.
Come on, now, remember how liner and Bush cheated and they ended up with in that game when they actually lost? Yeah.
Yeah, that still hurts.
Part of part of why it doesn't have that Heisman either.
And part of why you know Pete Carroll was like Hell, let me get out of here before the sanctions coming down basically pushed him into the end zone.
I know it was over.
Yes, stopped person, right? I'm not bitter, right? I was going to say you sound a little bitter.
Utah and New Orleans and the Clippers at the Lakers on TNT tonight.
MBA is back and in Friday, a slew of games on MBA TV and ESPN, and over the weekend there'll be a bunch of games on ESPN and ABC as well.
But tonight kicks it off Jazz pelicans, which won't have Zion Williamson and Clippers and the, uh And the Lakers, of course, will be on at seven.
So 4 30 our time.
Our time doubleheader.
TNT is gonna be interesting.
Teoh Basketball back Are you that Michael Porter Jr said yesterday? Uh, no.
You didn't see it know what do you say? He said.
Corona viruses being used for population control.
Oh my God, you mean the thing that people think? But don't say out loud, you idiot.
Some calmly had to have a little talk with them and then Coach Malone was like, You know what? Basically said Whatever, like, What can you say? But I think Mike, let's let's think about this for a second.
We want athletes to tell us stuff and to be authentic, right? Right.
So if we just start pounding on him for their opinions and stuff, even though how stupid day we might think they are, how how old honest will they be with us next time? They will be right exactly.
So I just I you know, it's comical of basketball coming out.
It's like maybe I don't know.
So, hey, science, let's follow the science here in that none of you guys gave a **** about science in high school.
Now you want to follow the science, bro.
You've never even started the freakin Bunsen burner.
You never support anything except something that would explode into the test tube or the Petri dish, right? Only about science.
Now, you big dummy, right? Talking about my friends, right? You're walking about science, right? Chris? We're just following the science.
I'm like you showed up.
No, you know, got here.
They got You're the guy that kept you.
I know, right? You're the guy that kept dropping the beaker every other class and got in trouble for it.
I started tinfoil on fire in science class.
Dude, I loved science.
I don't even know how I did it, man.
I actually this is before the movie came out when we were dissecting a frog, the movie cave man, where he had the frog over the Bunsen burner.
I was the idiot that did that.
I poked it and I stuck it on a stick and I was twirling it over the Bunsen burner and Miss O Connell flipped out.
What are you doing? Mr Looper.
And I was like, What? I was gonna have some frog legs.
Lunches Next period.
She was like, principal's office.
Now, capital like that stuff that I was okay with the frog doing the pig's eye for me.
Like I think it was.
The pig was rough for me.
The frog had no problem with that pig was gross.
No, because you see frogs every day.
Yeah, I cut that sucker open.
Whatever, but that pig was not eating it, though.
Man, I've seen people he doesn't know.
Uh, and in Miss O Connell's like So, Mr Looper, do you have any Germany rotisserie jokes for us today? Now, I and I was like, No, ma'am, she was like, Okay, just checking, um, there in a pulled pork sandwich.
Someone's like, who's cooking bacon? Might We don't back there to ready for class.
Got some bread, some cheese.
So, um, yesterday we talked about your boy Joe Kelly.
Well, I found out that Ah, he got suspended.
Joe Kelly was hit with an eight game suspension for throwing out multiple Houston Astro players during Tuesday night's game.
The leak sided Kelly's history of intentionally throwing it batters for the lengthy punishment.
Now, remember, it's only a 60 came season, and this dude is losing out on eight games Now Dodgers manager Dave Roberts also got one game suspension as a result of Kelly's action.
Since he's the manager, you got to give him a game because he's the one to blame.
Additionally, Astros manager Dusty Baker was fine for the bench clearing incident that ensued as well.
Fair or unfair, Chris, not total B s number one.
He didn't even get warned during the game.
He didn't get tossed from the game right and hit anybody.
He did make me laugh and have a mean That's gonna last forever.
He appealed this.
So he was available last night.
And, you know, Dave Roberts was like texting up.
Put killing it, man, just do it right and do it.
And I honestly was Total bs.
And what they've been talking about it all morning on every station.
Oh, yeah, that nothing happened to the Astros? Nothing.
God dang, nothing.
Yeah, And then they didn't get any punishment for the biggest one of the biggest cheating scandals in not just baseball history.
right Ward Sports history.
John Kelly eight games.
And that's really 22 games in this shortened season.
And I think for me dio like and you know, it was at proposed that the Dodgers man.
They tried to frickin hand that game away last night in extra innings, like they were just hitting the way.
I'm like, play small ball and they wouldn't do that.
They ended up winning, so it was after po for me last night.
But, man, I don't know what what Why is baseball in bed with Houston Astros? That's what I want to know.
Now I'm trying to figure out what Rob Manfred's take is on.
Why he's I don't get it.
Joe Kelly buzzes to hitters, doesn't hit anybody.
Buzzes um, gets eight games.
You guys cheated for two seasons that we know off Yeah, and took an M V p in a world Siri's that you didn't deserve.
And you guys got fines.
That's where I'm feeling like it.
So now I'm gonna put my tinfoil hat on.
I feel like Major League baseball may have known about this for a while.
I do, too, and I feel like that.
They may have some compliance within this knowing what was going on during, especially at the end there.
Sure, I feel like they knew.
And I and honestly, I think they want this to go away.
The more they do this stuff, the lessons going away, they're making it worse literally.
If they had done nothing or slapped everybody on the hand one game.
Nobody's talking about it anymore, But he wants to send this message.
Nobody in Major League baseball will throw it.
The Astros, whatever it's, but it's B s.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, pitchers.
They're gonna take those suspensions.
They're gonna take me, tell you this.
You gonna put somebody in.
That's way down on the end of the bench of your bullpen.
You like, Hey, how's your fastball today? Oh, you're hitting 100.
All right, go in there.
You're gonna have the next week off, right? Because nobody else is going to get hit that hard.
They're saying that Kelly's getting hit with eight games because of his past indiscretions, which I think is Bs to because So you're telling me.
But still I know he was He was he was a thorn in my side.
Trust me is a Yankee fan, but I I still think because of who it waas is, why it infuriates me even more that they gave him a games.
You could have given him four games that have been fine.
Four would have been fine.
Maybe not even have fought it.
And that's still like a 12 game suspension.
Eight games? Yeah, that's really come on, man.
I mean, I don't know again, I I think there's some validity to what you say about them knowing.
And I'm also kind of curious to why Rob Manfred is such a staunch fan of the Houston Astros.
Apparently something we know nothing about.
Ah, this isn't sitting well with the players.
No, it's it's really not, um, they are going to start doing doubleheaders.
Baseball players just might not want to play nine innings twice in one day during this pandemic delayed season.
So they are talking about doing seven inning doubleheaders, so we'll cut innings off.
But we're going to take away teams relievers for eight games, right? Yeah, I know that.
That's what that's why they're doing seven innings.
It's all about the pitching.
You have 14 innings, you know.
And then you have this bullpen.
Who knows how long they've been pitching in the 1st 7 inning game.
And now you got game, then the day after.
Like okay, now, like, OK, we're gonna take away Joe Kelly.
But now we're going to do doubleheaders.
Like what? I'm cool with seven innings.
They do it in minor league baseball.
Sure, it's fine.
Who cares? Absolutely.
Yankee smoked those yesterday.
Errico is now two and no in his starts.
Rockies beat the A's five toe one yesterday in a pretty impressive matchup and in the Dodgers, like you alluded to Ah Santana getting the win and the Dodgers beat the Astros 4 to 2.
In that matchup, Brewers beat the Pirates three to nothing.
Pirate. Talk to a bad start, man. Two and four.
Three and three.
Your Dodgers are four and two, and my Yankees are now three and one.
Anything you want to say that I speak before we get out here? No, man.
Thanks for having me on and I'll I won't be here tomorrow.
Tomorrow's ah kind of a sad day, but I'll be back here on Monday already.
All right, guys, Thanks so much for hanging out with us.
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