Yeah, I was on a call with, like, eight people from my band cave class and everybody was drinking.
I've been drinking since Father.
This is just like I have gotten to the point where, like, by the time Friday, Saturday comes, I'm getting drunk.
I can't stay sober all week.
Yeah, I mean, fills what's happened.
Whatever. Now is different.
You know, the first couple was happening whenever way would just go to a liquor store and stock up.
And then if I felt like cracking a beer, I'm not gonna ever drink one beer.
I'm not I'm not one of those people that are like, I'm gonna I'm gonna have a beer tonight.
You know, what's the point? Having one beer.
But now I've had to make it because I haven't been working out the same.
Now I've had to make it like Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
That's my window to drink Thursday.
Like I had, like, two or three beers tonight.
Don't probably have, like, fine.
Tomorrow, I'll drink the rest of the 12 pack mix using community between waiting.
So we go live to send that.
Oh, it's time we're live.
We got the jams.
Got Bill? Words. We are live. Wait.
Wait till I find it up.
I can turn down the music now.
Way have links out there.
Uh, we go check and see if that made it to the periscope.
Just make sure that you know I found it.
So what's a minute? Actually been What almost we gonna happen since the last one I wear out here right now.
The dark love it that was on tour string.
Copied. Oh, there we go.
Just get some people in here.
Let's get those Friday.
But let's not forget about Friday vibes, Okay? In all this viral apocalypse riffraff, you know this to me? Just a perfect transition out.
Just gorgeous transition, everybody.
It's me. It's Matt Brooks.
It's the fearsome Jeff.
It's a fearsome Keith McPherson.
Matt, we get a get a get in the game for you.
I was calling Matt babbling brooks, but then I was worried that it was gonna be like and insult about you.
Like babbling like kicks.
Don't forget the MBA in your life.
Disrespect this man, but forgetting the n b A.
I was laughing because we had mean Keith way.
We're doing our project today.
And, uh and I was like, You're helping my my wear by And I was like, Man, this is so vain of me to have it my own name whereby dot com slash back through with envy.
A gonna keep the bringing the consistent.
This is like, I talk all this **** about how stupid of the name it is.
But then everything that I do is under that name.
So I'm like, All right, well, I'm just a big, big old walking contradiction over here.
Um, no, we're watching an ancient game.
For where? Where We're both of you.
In 2004 when Kevin Durn Nets and his scrappy, revitalized Minnesota Timberwolves went to the Western Conference semifinals Game seven against these Sacramento Kings.
My toast, This high school.
I was probably wearing throwback jerseys.
Tall tes do rags fitted.
I think I used to have that kg Minnesota Jersey.
That was such an iconic 21 Minnesota jersey.
They changed their jerseys like three times since the reward.
Yeah, I was Ah, junior.
And you not now a sop****re in high school is actually a great matchup just for like the like sheer Mihm's per per second.
Because, like thinking, I mean, we have Sam Cassell.
We have Latrell spreewell kg a walking me.
Don't forget about Doug Christie and the fact that he's, like, unable to talk to other women by some kind of contract.
It was with his wife, ex pages, story, occupancy.
There's all kinds of the dead Kristie thing.
I don't know if that was actually cheering out, but that was one of the more pervasive rumors I had ever come across the Oh, I knew I still had it.
Let me get this shot up before they really started looking us.
Shooter with T shirt years shares Friday.
I think this is my, like, six Friday in quarantine.
So, Matt, where were you in 2000? For you? Were you were there.
Maybe you were at the game.
I've never lived in Minnesota.
You have to get her in California.
Minnesota is pro testing the quarantine as we speak.
Did you guys see the tweet it out with them? With them showing up to the mayor's house or something.
I've been seeing these like them like, just like poking in windows and stuff.
Um, yes, with ministers.
Minnesota's having a big one, you know you should give.
Supposedly they have low numbers of fatalities and people with the Corona virus.
So their protest ng to get things back up and running.
But we've only just begun.
Um, guys, I need some ****e in the chat.
Let me just say that first and foremost, fewer periscope chat or in on the whole, all platforms roads which were on SportsCastr were on periscope.
I'm seeing a alarming amount of non space.
I'm in a pair of school we got.
You know what? Yeah, I had I had New York people telling me Undermined tweet that Oh, it's it's okay because Minnesota has lower numbers.
And then one of my friends and I went to Minnesota one time, and that was for the 2014 All Star Game.
It's a little different out there, but I like it out there Either way.
I don't think at this point April 17th anyone should be gathering in a group like they did for this protest in Minnesota today like Well, these are all getting together.
I mean, look fine. Go ahead.
And a spouse? Your anti viral conspiracies together.
Just get in a tight enclosed space.
Get nto They're holding up American flags.
No American flags.
And like, not what e I'm not saying because I mean Pruett's being ****y.
It's about them.
Like whatever its anyway.
Sam in the chat.
What's up, Thio? Sam Cassell is better than like baby.
Um wow, that's That's a one V one that we are.
Never played in the three on three Big three league.
This is just Sands co signing other Sam's.
I don't trust tha.
This could be seeing out propaganda.
Uh, Bruce Jones.
What up, relics? Term of maybe a Mount Rushmore of the stream at this point.
Wait, is that the girl just got drafted? I don't really Yes.
Serena? Uh, yes.
Oh, yes. This is the thing.
It's fundamentally sound.
She's I saw somebody call her the LF I just didn't know who we're talking about.
Now, all of a sudden, I'm the expert is something to compare her to the female Luke that I like that after watching Four Minutes Island. There it is.
There's the hot take, Bruce Jones asks.
Matt, Did you ever find your phone your telephone? No, It's gone.
Right, people. Now I just yell out the window.
Joke is great. Here's the other running joke.
I'm excited. Visual gag.
Well, I love visual gags.
That is a part of the conspiracy officially beyond me.
Yeah, I picked him up.
I want my fiance onto them.
We have had beyond burgers.
Three out of the last, like, 10 days.
Have you seen those pictures were at the supermarket.
Everything's everything's gone.
Except for the like the, uh They call those the fake meat.
Specially all that stuff.
Is that Is that why you've resorted to it? And you just way try to eat less meat.
It was a part of a grander conspiracy.
She doesn't eat too much meat, no dairy gluten free.
So we're already on that.
But as far as the beyond meat brand and beyond burgers Never.
I never really got into them, but I made a purchase of four of them.
in the last big purchase.
You know, I had I've had my one.
But then I found out you and me to say it either, but we'll never know if that's true.
And the check, Um but s away.
Matt Brooks In 2004 we were talking about this.
Were you conscious? By the way, if Shadows Thio, SportsCastr people Quilt Lin Thank you for the thumbs up and 20 ticket SportsCastr books.
Do you see four Hector? Very much.
Appreciate you, brother.
Um, she doesn't for Were you aware of the Doug Christie MIM in which he was disallowed, contractually disallowed by his wife from talking to other women? Matt, are you aware of that? Tibet.
Tibet reach you? Let's see, 10 years old.
Great. Is that they didn't talk about that.
When you're no What? What? Like what? Great.
And it's fourth grade about right.
Oh, man, this is peak.
This is probably the smartest I ever was in advanced math.
Oh, that's just about the only advanced thing I've ever been.
Yeah, He's like a big a big model.
And then I And then I learned about skateboarding in sixth grade, and I was pretty much it.
Oh, you were You know, I thought I was a bad kid for one year.
And that zoo skater die like me.
Yeah, I could do like an Ali, And that was all I needed, though, once I got off track a little bit, you know, just missed a year. It's great.
I just little idiot, you miss, you get to go back and do sixth grade.
I know you're really committed to that.
Always know I was in, like, I was an advanced buzz, at least in math.
And then, uh, and then I just was a **** head, and that was it.
You know, it's like it's like you're, uh you're on n b a prospect.
And you just take one year to, uh, not work, like, actively be worse.
That everything in them that's pretty much it.
Yeah, we're going to explain that, But there you go.
Yeah, it sounds like a roundabout way of saying you have to repeat the sixth grade, Matt E.
I mean, I was the opposite or maybe not even the opposite.
I just wasn't good at school at any point.
Also, so that probably Maybe it just caught up to fourth grade words when you actually have to start.
Like I realized that people were actually getting good at school.
I was like, What is this? What is this notion that know about this? This game, like the Tyreke Evans of students? I look great.
My rookie year, and that was pretty much it.
It never really.
Your rookie year was kindergarten.
Think that was the fourth grade? Yeah.
Maybe it was like a like a top prospect, you know. Great.
I wasn't even good at kindergarten, so, uh, yeah, one good year.
Well, um, so you were to foot your You had your head buried in the books, and you didn't hear about Doug Christie.
Um, having a very strange thing with his wife where he wasn't elected, wasn't allowed to speak to other women at all.
Can we get out? I'm gonna give us what is actually wrong with that.
What's wrong with it? How do you know? Perfectly dead.
What's all that? That's like, May I think of the same deal That, uh, Brian, I just noticed you have a green skirt.
I didn't take it down.
Is that so? Is that for? That was That was for the SportsCastr thing that I did earlier that went to nowhere.
Just went into the abyss of the void of the Internet.
But when I was, they lifted up. Yeah.
The dark web with her t t agreement.
It is in the dark way.
Um, yeah, I can take it down if it's distracting you get.
The thing is, you're such an intellectual amused.
All right, here's a book for you.
Ready for this? You got that new Ethan.
Have you ever read? Have a nice day.
The mankind story.
It's because, like **** Foley. Yeah.
Yeah, I got this.
I got this in the mail.
Been meaning to get to this one.
Uh, like they don't talk about him enough.
Ah, rock. They celebrate.
Steve Austin, They celebrate.
By the way, have you ever there? Listen to the great macho man and celebrate Hogan.
Have you ever listened to a stone Cold's podcast? It's actually, like, legitimately.
Very good I'm just learning that stone cold has a podcast.
I would definitely listen to this.
Is there video? I'd rather watch the video.
Uh, you know, I've never actually had a There may be I don't know.
It seems pretty scuffed.
I'll say that he definitely is like doing an out of out of home operation here.
It's like podcast one makes it or something.
It just dawned on me.
This is This is 2004.
I was in that span then, but I was also a big ai ai fan, which, when you're younger, those two things can co exist.
I want to say this same year.
If it wasn't 2004 it was 2003.
The Sixers? No, it wasn't here because the Sixers played the Lakers in the finals the year before.
I think I think the sixties got eliminated by the Pistons this year in 2004 and I went to the what was called the First Union Center at the time.
Now it's the Wells Fargo Center to see a I lose the Pistons memories, man, I was, like, 16. That was great.
I mean, it wasn't angry.
Did you say Brooklyn's beat? What up? That was way before I thought the nets were going brooking e.
I know you're talking to Brooklyn.
Brooklyn was beat back then.
I had no idea that Keith, I can't wait for you.
Move here. It's gonna happen.
It probably will Probably, I don't know.
I was thinking about moving to the city, and then this whole thing happened.
And now I'm like, I don't need the city's greater Another Nubian.
It's got the whole place like it's all a facade like lore of the city.
I was I was just thinking I was like, I'm either moving like somewhere uptown, close to Yankee Stadium.
Or like to Brooklyn by the Barclay Center because, like, those are my two teams Yankees in next.
Those teams don't want to see.
But now, with this pandemic and everything else I'm like, I think I want to stay a little further away from everybody.
And my job is we're all like digital people. My job.
I'm doing my job just fine.
Not getting on the subway and not going into the city.
So this thing you're drifting all of my thinking.
I was planning on moving into New York in September, and my fiance and I are talking about it and were like, Maybe we just stay in Jersey and move Actually, a little further west, are you? You're West New Yorker it? Yes, I'm right outside the Lincoln Tunnel and it takes me only like 15 minutes to get in with no traffic.
It's It's quick.
If I take the ferry, it's It's six minutes across the river on, and I'm born and raised in Jersey.
So, like I'm used to New Jersey and I have family in Jersey where I need to just get in the car and drive down the Turnpike Parkway to go see them.
But being in New York, there's a whole different level to being able to get on the subway and get home and not have to get on a bus and not have Thio leave this state.
But there's no lore for that, like it is Lefty.
Now I don't want it, Brooklyn Speed says here for Anthony Peeler.
Um, I mean, there's, I mean again.
There's so many like fun players on both these teams.
This is just a marvel, but I mean, like, let's also take a second.
I just really appreciate Sam Cassell.
Former New Jersey Net Sam Cassell.
When they were, um, they had a scrappy team headed by a two headed monster of Kerry Kittles and and Sam Cassell for for a few sad years there, Um, and I remember this will be a deep cut.
There was a guy who was like a marionette maker who made puppets like Really, like you could tell very high quality puppets of Sam Cassell would like, go around of the crowd at at the Old Meadowlands and, like, do some puppet.
I think it's a very odd situation.
This is kind of like that was the kind of things that were going on at the old Nets State.
There's have every month.
There's a bunch of guys.
There's I have to talk about this guy.
But Alva Wander was one of my favorite like Nets character is he didn't have a seat.
He just wandered around.
It would plop down in your seat when you get up, but he was always look in the front row Like there, People shut out like Al.
That was an interesting character.
But anyways, and Sam Cassell, I believe, pioneered the big balls dance in New Jersey and his New Jersey days.
If I'm not mistaken, big balls dance, you know? So, yeah.
So Oh, yea, you're juggling your massive balls.
Sam Cassell has a very distinct look where I could see someone being able to make a puppet of him.
Yeah, that makes sense.
He's also got one of the world's best voices.
If you haven't heard his voice, I really recommend the same castle interview or something because it's you would not expect it.
Keith, have you heard Sam Cassell speak? I have.
I didn't think he was a bench coach for yeah, he was on and still be a coach Rivers guy.
I won't leave you.
Is the Clippers coach leave one of their assistance? Yeah, because he's a Doc Rivers, like stand basically stay and I could figure it out.
How the Internet works. Yup.
Current assistant coach for the Clippers, where you got it, But I bet he was also an assistant coach.
I think he wasn't Boston Days to think it went all the way back then because I think he transitioned from playing formed in coaching.
One of those guys could never go home.
You know? You know the type on this little scene I don't even remember.
This is like So here's what was going on with Wolves.
This was their last ditch effort to put together something compelling.
Thio Keep Kevin Garnett interested in playing basketball for the state of Minnesota.
We're so Sam Cassell was like a walking bucket in this in this day is a weird player like I like he had like, but he was in his prime music, I guess.
Like, kind of maybe Maur, uh, like a bigger Lou Williams kind of kind of deal, I guess.
Um maybe more, certainly more of a playmaker, Um older and spreewell was like I had a really interesting just sort of like to the prototypical slashing wing.
But what always sort of have like is like I think I had some big years.
I think he's probably around, like, 15 or 16 points per game here.
Um, here's where begins his descent into being unemployable, though not long after this 19 this 19 this year No, no.
In this spoke a my fault in this conference.
Iwas um believe yet in this carpet this serious Siri's I'm slipping over here.
Get some because that's what Spencer, Too good.
I need something.
This was like his last year being yet, like, 16 points per game because last year, being really profit yet 24 were and Golden State in 96.
Remember? Like he was like getting set up to be this, like, really prolific scoring wing.
Um, but it just didn't completely happen for him is a score for various very bizarre on an awkward Yeah, he's one of my sort of favorite dunkers to say, like I've definitely gone back and washable.
Trailed three well, dunking highlights because he's like with these guys.
I kind of like by comparison to the like, He's a big leaper, but he's more of like a long distance jumper than like a high labor.
So he's always going at, like full speed at the basket and would end up like by the pilot.
Zombies have a peace sign for me.
I'm like, No, I'm like looking at it.
I click something and I went live somewhere else.
Someone just sent me an invite for something that I didn't mean to join them. Like off.
Did you guys hear that audio coming in? No, I didn't have too many things going on the chat that I was in, I guess I was still in there and I just, like, came up in my other window.
Care for dinner? Yeah.
And my internet is already shaky as it is.
Just like I'm in both rooms that sucked into the dark web.
Hoiberg was on this team to Zerby Egg.
This was a weird year, Wally. Yeah.
What to be mean to great really work.
Wally in adulthood is the boy who did Wally's er Biak have his tournament run with.
That's when he had his claim to fame, A team or player while these college team.
Um, it's not a big team.
Christie seeing whole way earlier.
Um, I don't know.
I want to say Fresno State.
I was gonna say seeing hawk is your jurors again.
I was like, Why? Why? Why would Keith b now? I don't know, Tonto, minus the fact that I've been drinking Brooklyn 19 University, Miami University.
I was thinking of a road team, but not the Hurricanes.
The University of Miami, Ohio.
What is their mascot? More trivia for you.
I'm not gonna get this one waiting for the red birds.
I was gonna I was gonna get a bird of some kind.
Brooklyn Nets 85 wants Minnesota shorts to be removed.
Matt, that means you, my e.
I love That does mean that you're just from Minnesota.
Has just I kind of, like, just want Leo.
I mean, it's not going anywhere.
I think they're pretty good.
I mean, big sense.
You could be both a South Southern California or a Minnesota person.
It's weird that there's like, some crossover there.
Feels like, you know, Well, it's weird.
It's gonna be weird when I'm like when, uh, whenever football, our guest baseball will come back.
And like, if one of my love football, I guess more likely and I'll be in, like, Ravens jerseys and people, What is escape from your Ravens? Affordable.
But I think this story changes.
Every time I've talked to you, I get a different story.
We're from Who are your people match? Like Don D****r? I thought you're from California.
**** Whitman or Don D****r never once lived in Minnesota.
Oh, I'm onto you.
Where? Time to do this.
Deep dive on Doug Christie here with me.
Dude, this is the original Quiet here.
Sweet for rates for spring.
Well, where is this game at? Is this one in Minnesota? I think before it was the target.
So they're gonna put the padding on yourselves.
Child dancers per capita in any sports fans I've ever seen, ever they set like that.
I mean, not that there's ever, like, you know, like TV cutaways or even when you're in the arena.
And it, like, shows people that are just prolific dancers.
That was always my favorite part of like watching game rules against. I was younger.
Kids like seeing the cutaways you'll dancing.
It was just like, man, this is doing logging or something with her dance terrorism like it's crazy.
Which tells you how quality basketball was that the the dance cans were the thing to watch for.
Dude, I'm for somebody I can't even, like, really even recite a lot of this.
Christie's wife is saying something created some crazy stuff on the Internet.
Currently, this is back then.
This is 2020 16.
You got 10 time capsule Internet years ago.
All right, I'll try to be a cz.
Um, come, This is crazy.
So the way that zillion Cappie, there can't be that many people in here, right? I guess I'll be fun.
So what you're saying is the way that she, um the way that she could test if he was if he was being philandering, was he would cut she would cup his his testicles to see thio and weigh them in her hand to see if they've been.
Thing is just Look, I'm not just quoting there's a lot of unpacking.
I didn't mean for this to take this this hard left.
She can just way his balls and no is No.
What if he was doing the Sam Cassell dance? Yeah.
What if he hit a big shot in similar? His balls tripled in size.
Came home later and there was extra weight.
Let's it they have to be.
That would be fine.
It's if they're noticeably smaller.
That's the issue.
They've been right, so yeah, I don't know.
I think I'll go down.
If he had emptied some he would know on.
I guess she's just like that.
Skilled, like some drug dealers can I without having to wait, she can just like what? The open up like chips.
And you say It's, like half full.
That's the way I've been robbed.
What it did, Aaron, where are the rest of my chili cheese? Frieda Christie went home pretending there was air in his bag of chips.
Christie comes to find That's not the case.
Doug was three hours late when he said he would be home.
I would divorce her.
I would probably did.
I mean, this is This was like, this is her admitting.
And this is her admitting what she was doing when they were married.
They haven't been married for a long time now.
Luckily, he gave up seven.
They didn't get divorces.
If you don't trust me to the point where, like you get the scale out.
Come home. I got a ship on this scale.
I think this is over.
I just rather not.
You don't have to step on it.
You put this scale on the kitchen counter.
Ah, using food N B A players.
They going city to city jet jet, different places, different faces.
If she was that worried, she she got married to the wrong guy.
Like these guys, especially back in this time.
This before social media.
This is before location service is this is before being able to track people.
If doug Christie want to get it in, he was gonna get it in true, and she knew it.
And that's why that's why the the Gestapo treatment, you know? No way I would've said, Listen, lady, we're gonna do this.
I'm gonna live my life. You live yours.
I paid for this house.
I paid for the food that you eat.
All this, That and the other.
If you're gonna put me on the scale.
After I just got finished.
Dropping eight 10 Come on.
What? Christie had some big years. He had some leg.
It's a high scoring year.
Was like 15 points.
What do you think? Over under his.
His highest scoring average.
I'm to say, over he had a year where he was.
He was getting more than 15 points.
Probably. You probably look it up.
It's 16 Wow! 60 and bingo.
Oh, right on it right now.
Well, this guy really knows his stuff. Watch out.
His wife is watching the stream like I can't tell you that I know everything about you.
I know exactly what just boys way that way that year. Wait.
Leave you here, Nick.
Cracking every city way.
That's good, eh? NBA playoffs on TNT Imagine that's what they talked about.
I don't know if that's gonna be the future of extreme good.
You do realize that's what this is headed Charles, about Doug Christie's wife.
When his balls It's also it's just It's so dumb.
It's not even like that's.
Know how any of that works.
I mean, that's not like you can.
There's other ways you could have figured it out.
Well, you can't figure out that way.
That's like you could have figured out some other ways, but you literally can't figure it out that way.
That's like a great weight out mean.
That's not where that stuff even lives.
It's in the vast difference by the prostate.
You might have special abilities that we don't have.
I don't want those who think he's wearing.
Although into never mind is getting graphic.
Never mind, uh, with you.
And she discovered she has the ball weighing powers.
Haven't seen it.
They think like a war like this in a while.
Oh, jerk diggity! What's going on, brother man? Well, that was you Just missed us.
Talk for 15 minutes about Christie Wing, his wife weighing his balls.
Find out if it is about to get into Charles Xavier using cerebral finder when she first figured out cerebral.
And he's like, Well, if the pot was for taking over cerebral, it'll be better than the most recent ex.
Excellent movie shots fired.
I want everyone back in it online.
Like I'll save my 15 books, man.
Yeah, No, I a legally Pirated.
The hell out of that one kiss.
It even took up cooking.
Jean Grey. I love Dark.
I definitely wasn't about to go sit there and watched him ruin it.
I was mad because I make so many apologies for that Siri's.
But there's a lot wrong with it and a lot great about it.
But first class Siri's And and it was that.
So I've been actually watching a lot of movies the last couple days.
Like what? What's a good new Disney? Plus you can go back. That's right.
Wow, that's what I'm That's gonna be my weekend assignment about I'm going to get high and defenses Disney plus Marvel movie collection endgame for the first time.
Like to skip you just wait.
Okay, Now we have content with the rest of this.
So this is this is a thing for me.
Like I am two years late to let anything, anything of any real true popularity.
I'll come to that step in and get that for free next week.
Like you guys seen stranger things.
I was weirdly like air for for the stranger to fix Things should be coming back with something.
I kind of stopped watching.
I went. I went on through the thirds.
I mean to halfway through the third season, I was like, I don't I don't know about this Like Russian business boys out of there get a little sort of feeling a kids show.
What is this like? A Disney Channel show feels like.
I mean, it's all the stars, their kids.
It's definitely four kids.
No, but there was, like, a dark undertone.
That was like it was sort of You really have first season, Really had I feel like we kind of lost that a little bit of second season went along.
I mean, the third seeded instead of wacky, they've got like, Yeah, you have not seen it.
Think I'm gonna watch things is three seasons.
I like the eighties stuff.
I think they do good with the eighties music and looks, But let's get back to end game.
You've gone probably four years thinking Spider Man just died or e.
I was fine with that is like Dr Strange.
You still have many nights feeling that the world was gone.
Yeah, excited with animals.
I was like, You know, I see it. I get it.
You know, No one stop tonight.
Yeah, those ecosystems, right? You know, nor should it ain't steak, you know, save some dolphins.
Um, yeah, I don't know what I I don't have any ****y takes.
Unfortunately, those those movies were so, like, just so perfectly tailored for, like, the perfect kind of just near mindless entertainment.
They just really seemed kinda remind.
It's a three hour movies along, I said.
I said to my fiancee, I was like, Right now with this Corona virus, there's so many like probabilities and things I'm like on Lee.
Doctor Strange can predict the one possibility or one probability that can, like, save us from this Corona virus, Right? That's the whole demon in endgame and in Avengers like there's one way for them to go back in time and do all of this.
Well, I'll say this.
I was surprised and continue to be surprised that they had how badly they mishandled, mismanaged and man, because that man at the end of the movie, his first put the whole entire plot, our core, whatever always doing is like getting small on getting into places and like getting crushed by a button like at the end of the movie is like the biggest, strongest thing just punches when I was a lovely face and fun.
But we're the hell is this guy this whole time hole? Whole flying caterpillar? Just upper candidate, right ****ing mug.
And why were you guys making this person turn into a Ah, flee all the time.
He should have been punching everything in the face because he's ant man.
I think he's just like I chose this name.
I'm defined by the name I go small I go spot was He's a man of character, all right? Yeah, I just Yeah.
And like they're always like that, Like ******* up the Hulk all over the place.
I mean, a little ant man, just like the whole was.
Sure you don't want any smoke? He saw what was really good out there.
Probably shouldn't want to come out and play.
I feel like he was mismanaged.
Also the hot, like Hawkeye's just somehow continuing to not get killed despite having no powers.
And like that man, Yeah, bet me and endlessly explained Batman as being like, just like, um, like a ninja.
He's just like he's deceptive.
Something deceptive about Hawkeye, Just like hesitant Bowen hero.
The worst weapon.
Yeah, he's like Green Arrow perimeter pregnant.
It's Stone Age technology.
It's just it's just a cool thing whenever you have, like a group of people fighting like someone has a bow and arrow Lord of Rings like this guy can shoot little earnings makes sense because you can't have a newsy, But you should.
He should just have a gun.
Actually, it Lord of the Rings that bow and arrow was top weapon.
That's right. And adventures.
That was the peak of technology in Lord of the Rings anyways.
But those are the kinds of things that I like talking about those movies getting anywhere close.
Like I have a feeling we talked about this, but I get a friend who, like we'll try to go deep on This is if, like Thanasis, like philosophy makes him like a really complicated anti hero is just like to know. Shut up.
This isn't like I'm not watching it.
A Paul Tim Thomas Anderson film here was just drunk, isn't There? Will be blood, You know, our power drunk.
He was like that movie. There will be blood.
You ever seen that one? I have not.
Not at all a little bit.
Um, I watch star is born socks never doing that.
I was like, all right, Like, it was like a date night movie.
And I was like, **** this.
I'm never going on another date and was living together for how bad this **** is. This is terrible.
We're just splitting red.
Maybe watch this.
You know, I got suckered into watching, um, little little fires everywhere.
Is that what I'm pretty sure that's what.
And I was I was I was hitting the snooze.
I was watching my girls like you always fall asleep, but I'm like little fires everywhere with, like, Reese Withers****.
I was just trying to say what that was because it was on my wife had it all, to be exact.
I'll go watching a mentor time on Lulu, and then my girl wants to watch that I'm like, Are you? We watch 15 minutes and I'm snoring at, like, 9 30 Brian, we have a new reality show.
Oh, just just started today.
And is that the one where they're in the Hamptons? Uh, I actually don't know where they are, but, I mean, they're in, like it's like a love island situation.
They're in a house somewhere.
It could be the Anton's.
I have no idea, but like Netflix's just, you know, going around, picking up looking all the best ideas from all the reality shows everywhere.
Where do you watch it? What platforms That's not You want that on street? Yeah, you, Keith, ever.
Do you like ****ty reality TV in the way that me and Matt that I do? And Matt is forced to in times like these, I guess smokable on watch anything like that and to detach from my current situation more than the world's current situation.
Yeah, that type of stuff can kill a couple hours.
That's all I'm asking.
I heard, but I was listening to W F A A.
And I think Boomer and Geo and one of the guys was talking about a reality TV show that's based in the Hamptons.
And the age range is like the youngest person is 23 the oldest persons like 37 1 of the guys, like, has a drink that he's trying to promote in the town and getting the liquor stores.
The oldest guy, supposedly parties as hard as the youngest guy.
I was listening to it on the radio.
I was like selling this pretty good.
I don't know that we'll be talking about sports.
He's selling this reality show pretty good.
What I wanted was talking about summer House brother.
But that's what it is.
I think it's I think it's called Summer House.
That makes more sense.
They're like they're out in the hand.
Yeah, there's some tough boys in the Hamptons for sure.
E don't know on the Jersey Shore.
So when they were the shore, I hated it.
I still hate it, but they had a hell of a run.
And they entertained a lot of people for, like, six years with that nonsense.
They did a spin off the floor of amateur.
That much I've watched all of when I was in the meetings when they pitched the like floor.
Flora Bama, Flora Bama.
Sure like something.
And I was like, This is dead on arrival.
No, it's still going.
People actually watch that E It was like a West Virginia.
Um, something like mountain.
There was a There was another reality show with party party down, Seth.
Oh, I remember the one you talked about.
Buck Wild like you'd died.
Yes, I actually remember the kid's name.
Get a weird memory for the steps.
You were a memory for that.
Um, but he he died because he was mugging and his car flipped over and they got trapped.
And then, like, suffocated in the mud was, like, ghastly, truly ghastly.
So they cancel the show.
All right? Peace and Ghani, check the chat with sacramental queens and quiet.
This is what this is when the Lakers, Shaq and Kobe, we're calling the Sacramento Kings.
The Sacramento mean? Yes, that wouldn't fly.
That wouldn't fly today.
You couldn't get that off.
Would be a bunch of people like Shaq.
Jacqueline know better.
You mean Kobe? You've got daughters.
Can't talk that way.
That all right? Roby died before all of this.
Is that a thing? Yeah, that was the whole thing.
Dad, you can't call them the Sacramento Queen.
Uh, now, unlike the term queen has changed so much, like girls like talk to each other.
And they're like, Yes, queen, like that's that's like a 2019 2020.
Yeah, that's a that's That's a good one.
This year also signaled the end of the like, the Brad Miller archetype of the center.
Um, just like tall, tall, immobile white dude.
Um, down by, um e e Gerald Wallace deep on the bench to not getting any minutes.
I saw a video today of, uh, body diva and, uh, without the ball.
Who was it? Just seeing that he just made me think of bloody D Bach and ah, la Juwan playing against each other in, like, practice where they dig this pile of in these quarantine times, like people will find content and videos.
I'm like, I never saw this for this.
Come from even like they had five minutes come out today of the last dance and I was glued to it.
You guys see that? I haven't.
Haven't I think Adam Schefter tweeted out like everybody was tweeting? It's just five minutes of this do***entary that's supposed to be 10 episodes for five weeks or something.
I watched I, like, had it maximized on my screen.
Had my headphones on, like, turn off the lights.
Yeah, I was I was locked in like this is gonna be great. Do***entary.
I am excited for that.
Suddenly I thought I was done with Michael Jordan media, but I guess I'm not I guess we can't ever be done with it.
You know you can't.
It's been a while.
I don't think there's a little bit ABC ESPN was pumping the Michael Jordan on Good Good Morning America yesterday I saw the clips of him 1000 times, but what I took from that was that he said, like, Oh, people are gonna hate me.
They're gonna think I'm the worst guy.
And then in this five minutes in this five minutes, they show Jordan arriving for the workout.
He's he's there before everyone.
He parks his Corvette and he doesn't park it in a spot.
There's there's two lines of cars and he parks his Corvette like like not even straight, Just like diagonally in the middle.
Ding gets out like Jordan vibes like he's got the like coochie on the shades goes in and starts getting shots.
And I'm like, Yeah, I'm like if in this five minutes you already have one ******bag move like I'm gonna catch a bunch of throughout this do***entary, like his his S O.
I, uh, used to work in publishing, and we worked on a book that was an oral history of Michael Jordan told by all these other people we had, like, probably, like conservatively, like 150 like of the, you know, people you would want to hear about from Michael Jordan to do with this book for you sold it to Harper Collins and we're working on it and for, you know, a big amount of money.
And, like we get super deep into a year into it and then suddenly cease and desist flies in Jordan.
Lawyers shut it down.
Never sees the light of day just killed dead on arrival.
Shuts everybody up was a push off guys on this team.
My dog feels about cease and desist.
You guys watch any of this WNBA draft? I did wanna watch it, but I completely forgot about it.
But then the w n b a draw, right where people talking about you, I was like, What the What happened to the W N B.
A draft that's going on right now? No, I didn't know.
I kind of saw the picket announced.
I probably should have figured out mentally that it's going on, but I did not.
So it's only a girl.
The nets are posted out it.
We got Kyrie, Irving Temple Harris play in Brooklyn.
So, you guys, you guys couldn't walk to the arena and go see Sabrina play not to make this.
Try not to touch on the next thing too much.
This is Nick's or two in a lot of Sabrina.
Are they right now? Agree.
No tweets when they just sold that **** team to the next wave.
A lot of your reply to some of those sweets that's fraudulent.
They can't get one now.
Celebrating the number one pick is now the Liberty is gonna track some people to the Barclay Center.
Your Sabrina, This Sabrina chick she was tight with Kobe works out with Steph Curry like That's it. Two baskets here.
People like she's probably better than Dennis Smith.
Already better in Frank.
Like all the Knicks fans are saying, Sabrina's better than whoever they got.
We have that from our end from for my guy Te'o.
I just saw that way Trade Knox or Ellington for her Onley number one.
I think New York is ever going to get my one thing.
I did well, I mean, I know many mixed leads in real life.
They're all good people what I do love the contempt, that next chance for their current roster.
I mean, it's pretty good.
What else can you say? What Kevin Knox every night on the goblins in is the future.
I'll go back and watch the, uh, a lot of mixed media on the day that during put up, he's gonna sign up the Nets.
It's like it is.
It makes you just feel so good inside, just like along like UT, even all those like you to podcasts and stuff there like just like really in a state of their falling apart disrepair, to be honest, because they know it's the I was.
I was in London for the Yankees, Red Sox, London Siri's.
So I was seven hours ahead of everything.
And, uh, I brought my Nets jersey to London because I had a feeling.
I mean, the thing was, they were like, tracking that story like it was just seemed more and more like it was gonna happen until it just did it.
Just people continue to think we were created for talking about on the podcast that, like, two days like that day was great.
And then I was in new York on draft night.
Uh, or not draft night on lottery night last year when the ball didn't bounce their way way.
That was a bunch of next fans.
They thought they thought that was the turn of the century.
You know, that was gonna be there Time? No.
Number three pick.
Well, they weren't the only ones like it just felt like everything was gonna go their way.
They're gonna get these two guys, although it's kind of I don't member that Queen of Hungary was sort of It seemed like he was locked in a hay was locked in with the nets kind of early from what I remember.
But I like it just fell in there with that pick, and they could either keep it or use it for something else and then fell is pretty much it just never stopped.
Well, I think l think that's especially painful about it, too.
I would imagine not being not having the sensitive to not be a next fan myself. I'd have to imagine.
But the real painting it is that, like one or two, you've got to the most expected just super exciting fun players like you.
I wouldn't love.
I'm not like Zion, obviously, but John Durant is equally fun.
If you know, in his own way, is maybe more fun than men's ion.
Yes, and then you got a number, and then you got R J.
Who may be good.
It's possible if we get what he's like are today's gonna be solid, but he's not.
He's not setting the world on fire.
You're not gonna be a star that is a ground meticulous worker.
And that job Moran absolutely is.
John Moran is a free.
He's scared, weak, scary cookie that point guards.
Right wing Kurds, like in the Ricky years like that, do not do what he's doing generally.
Unless there he's trying to dunk over Kevin Love, 80 trying to dunk on anybody in his way.
Some of the moves that he made this year, like since it got fired back up because none from Miami from the Heat came out with that stupid comment about Rookie of the Year should be based on winds.
No, dude, he got John Moran got drafted second overall because, like he went to the Grizzlies like nobody was expecting them to win a bunch of games but they were in the playoff conversation and he had a bunch of ridiculous highlights.
So, like, now, this past week, all of the Moran highlights started coming back out.
And I was like, Yeah, this kid is a free in what? He was probably one of the top two most fun like guys for, like, social media.
Ask our social media aspect of it.
He was like, in that top three range.
He didn't really kill the Nets.
I was, and that was one of the last games we played.
But I was like Job Moran night job.
Moran tonight in Brooklyn.
Marantz coming to Brooklyn.
The tickets were expensive because people were trying to come see Moran.
He didn't really kill us like I thought he was gonna potentially kill like the last game of the season.
Oh, are like it was one of the last home game was one of like, I want That was a game.
I went to his media.
It was like it was one of the worst games I've ever watched my life.
So we got our ass kicked.
I know what it was out of my dad way had way had the Boston Celtics game, where Caress goes off for 51 then we come home to play job.
Moran and the Grizzlies.
We had nothing for him yet Another form of this Kyrie in the first game say, definitely falls out of his best games of the year.
And he lives for that.
Like he, he's not afraid of anybody in the league.
He wants to take on the best players in the league.
He's gonna be here for a while.
I might have to get a number 12.
Great radio John Moran enzyme.
Listen, remember, R J.
Barrett might line system named R. J.
Here's I don't like R J Barracks is R.
Barrett feels like a guy that is going to be built up like a star, but he probably doesn't have start potential, so he has to go through this entire like eventually, people are gonna turn on him, and then it's like he has to become a role player.
Like I don't know what he looks like on the right team.
Yeah, Evan Turner.
Think of the best like calm for R.
Barrett, even if he does become like a really good shooter like there isn't like the best is like a really good version of Like like Alfred Camino.
There's something like, What's the What is that? What's what's like the archetype? I think I know that That sounds like I'm ****ting on their day.
Very first of all, people like Alfred Commuter.
So let me just say I like our community, but I'm saying a better version.
I You missed I said, prefaced it a better.
Wanted to compete.
Well, Knicks fans wanted to compare him to Hardin.
He's left handed.
He's not gonna be ableto ever score like Hardy.
And, um I mean, I'm a Duke fan, so I watched him at Duke.
What I will say is he's versatile.
They can put him in different positions, but he is going to essentially be a role player.
Is never gonna be the day one guy.
He's never gonna be the star.
He played tough, is a rookie.
He had some good minutes.
He had nights where he was getting rebounds.
He played tough. He competed.
He he can be a solid player on the team but he's got to be complimented by another star.
They gotta bring another superstar.
I'm saying they'll forgive me.
No cops, No, because because of style of play and body type, this isn't it.
I'm not comparing there upwards trajectories and his army and like, but also he's like, kind of like weirdly like protruding chest.
It's kind of, you know, like it's just a similar body in there, you know, 68 to 20 body con guy.
That's like your thing, I think.
But it's like, you know, what is it like? The form dictates the function a little bit.
Yeah, a lot of the hell out of like basketballs, you know, depends on what shape you come and determines what you could be doing.
A sweet gig for, like, draft expresses just the body.
Well, here's what we got here.
Uh, yeah, I've been accused of being overly fixated on on the body.
Comes in the past that this won't be the first time, but that's how I feel.
I feel like I'm like an old like cigar chomping like like boxing scout from like Thirties.
That's that's getting in and getting Dr Mike Mayo Mike Mayo Classic for that.
Looking at a guy's body type, he's looking, thinking ifs.
That's that's What do you talking about? Look at the ear lobes on this one kg.
Could use some bigger ear load.
How much do you think R.
J Barrow is? Well, if I had the guest, R.
Barrett is to 10 to 20 so I had about 2 20 as well.
And he's He's listening to 02 on basketball reference, which that doesn't check out from Wait Vic signal.
He's 66 They have a list of everyone.
Listen, Smalley also having that shooting guard.
All of this seems like propaganda from team Team Barrett.
You don't want him to be your shooting guard.
His shot is not that good.
The problem is, he's not.
He's not really fast enough to be shooting garden in the modern game, right? I mean, he's just not it's not.
He doesn't run the floor fast.
My wrong that he doesn't have a good enough shot like this shot is an automatic.
I'm gonna play the other side of this.
He is good at getting to the rim.
This is good practice, because way agree with each other. Two months.
We gotta practice fighting about this worked off.
Chris, rebounds get to the rim.
I mean, I'm definitely I'm definitely He's a guy that they're letting shoot that three because he's only gonna make one out of every four he takes.
Yes, I'm super wrong.
I mean, a cop to that.
I'm already wrong, but I thought he was £20 severity.
Zion can shoot better than him.
What came out knocking the three down? Yeah.
I mean, like, Yeah, it's tough because like, he's been put in such a ****ty position.
But I'll say this, like shooting 40% from from the from two.
Um, so sorry 43 from 2 32 from three.
But here's the real humdinger.
61 from the free throw line.
That's the one you don't want to say.
Do like I feel like I knew all of this because I watched him play a duke last year.
I actually watched him play against Texas Tech in Madison Square Garden when everybody everybody was hype in Zion and I remember thinking like his.
His face was on the big marquee outside of massive Square Garden, and I remember thinking like if the Knicks don't get the top pick like they could get R.
J and they didn't I don't think I mean R.
J's got a long way to go.
He's gonna develop into an M B A player.
He's going to be a solid MBA player for years.
I just don't see him being ever in an M V P conversation.
Or maybe not even in an All Star conversation.
I mean, look, he could not be.
He could not have a greener lay right now.
And he is averaging Bonzo.
I mean, like, night, 19 years old for sure when you see Marin and Zion but like he's gonna take some time.
His dad was a probe.
He's from Canada.
They retire that name after Kobe past.
The other one is Nash turning with Stephen Ashe.
He's got the right people.
His other nickname, That was Ducky, What's What's the ducky coming? Starting fastball reference, basketball references? My theory, a nickname.
It doesn't even have to be that have never been close, Sacramento.
Sacramento just took the lead and I got a refresh.
I can't leave you hanging like that.
No, I'm just sauce and I got nothing to do.
That's life right there.
I mean, I have stuff to do, but it doesn't matter.
Like now I'm getting to the point with, like, I don't know, I'm on a live stream every day.
I'm on a podcast, like, three times a week.
I have videos that I could make.
I've sold for media Post that I got a schedule and do, but nothing is on a like, tight deadline.
There are no due dates.
It's like I'll get to it.
You have projects and stuff that I'm working on with my team and John Boy Media, and it's like we talk about this stuff and it's like, Okay, let's do this.
And I'm like, Okay, bye win.
I'm like, Let me let me make a Google doc for, like how we're gonna roll in there like just do it whenever you get.
No, there's literally no rush.
I thought maybe we should jump on a call.
Let's let's get everybody on a call and let's much like there's no urgency anymore.
The stuff we've been doing, not on this channel has been helpful a little bit with with trying to, like, keep a little more of, like, an internal schedule. Yeah.
No, I need to be something at two different times in the day.
I'm like, at least keep me scheduled for a little bit of the day.
You're doing this for a month now, right? Yeah. Just a bump.
Twice a week for way.
We've missed a couple, but for the most part, Yeah, I need this to bracket my like, Okay, I got to get X y Z.
It hit four o'clock today and I knew I was okay.
I got a fan cave, call it six, and then by 7 30 I gotta be off to be on this stream.
But, like, I need those type of things because then I could, you know, I plan on when I'm gonna eat dinner.
Or I can even set the things that I need to do.
Like I keep, like, at my desk with, like, a bunch of things that I'm like, okay, trying to get this stuff done and even the day before, I'm like I got a bunch more things to do.
But there's no deadlines anymore.
Nothing matters like I'll write a bunch of notes like Do this, do this, do this, do this.
There's no one's gonna hit me up and say, Hey, man, you didn't do this or like, even if it doesn't get done right away, I'm not gonna feel bad because nothing is pending.
Nothing is there really is no due dates were in ah, floating abyss.
And that's how I feel every day.
I used to get up every morning.
My alarm would go off like 5 45 5 55 Gotta work out.
I'm not working out.
If it's if it's too cold to go outside and run and do put in the stuff outside.
I'm not working out of my apartment.
I don't like I don't want I don't want to work out of my apartment because I'm chilling here.
I don't think I have.
We have yoga mats and stuff, but I don't want to be in here working out.
I actually like.
I took my like detergent.
I have two laundry detergents that I I use for curls on.
I did that for, like, a week.
And I'm like, This is stupid.
This is ridiculous.
I'm like, I'm just gonna not I'm just gonna not It's not ridiculous.
You should shouldn't feel No, don't judge yourself.
That's the first thing you know that you know that this is Garrett not have mirrors in here.
I'm like, come off.
You know not what Gary V would tell you.
Gary View would tell me you should figure out some way to work out.
But no one is gonna tell you is make content.
Makes a ****ing god.
It's gonna yell.
Yeah, you, Jim, You should be making 100 pieces of content.
Chick talks every hour.
Gary, I'm just trying to find a bench press and complete.
I'm not allowed to go to the gym right now.
That is the hardest day.
I feel like I'm bad.
I'm incredibly smoking.
I'm eating like, three meals a day.
A couple snacks in between.
But for the most part, nothing matters.
And that's the hardest part of no do dates. There's no urgency.
There's no timelines were literally floating every day.
I feel like I'm thriving.
I'm just plugged it in.
Finally, everybody's now, like I feel you know it.
It's as if waiting for really.
It's like there's been a just like everyone's been kneecapped and here I have been not exercising.
Sitting in my apartment for years is ready plotting for this.
Um, I'm getting welcome to my world.
Oh, how surprising.
Yeah, Roll wrote a lot of dead and and floats.
I mean, I grind.
Grind is what I just don't exert any physical effort.
That's one thing I Beautifully, it's an overall grind like a recently.
That's what it is.
It's a role, really.
It's It could be a roll on roll on roll.
Oh, yeah, I will say it is nice.
Like I use I'm used to waking up when it was dark.
I was waking up all winter in Avery before when it when it's dark and now I wake up and I look at like the sun like getting brighter and then I'm like, All right, it's getting close to eight.
I got to get out of that man.
I know not that I'm still I'm going the other way now.
Could you imagine struggling with that **** like that's waking up 12.
I mean, I'm moving from like, restaurant hours were bad, so when I was in it with the restaurant stuff, I would be getting up like I mean, depends on what night it was.
If you're up till three in the morning, you're not getting up.
You know, like weekends will be getting up like 11.
Sometimes I would sort of switch over, but by the time I'd switch over in the week, I'd have freakin working.
I'm going back to the same schedule, but now we're like, we're moving earlier, and I'm like, I don't know from the morning, that's all the people people are living in a fantasy world that they think we're just going to snap our fingers one day and we say, OK, you know, June 1st, everything's back on.
Yep, It doesn't work like that.
You can't just send everyone back to their commute back to their work.
Ride back to that.
That's what I'm counting on. That's that's the part.
That's when I really ascend.
After all this is done, gotta run.
Yeah, now that you guys have entered my world, it's only right that I leave from here on out? Yes.
Some people are getting laid off.
They don't have jobs to go back to some people like this guy, huh? Not Governor Cuomo.
His brother. That's on CNN.
I saw him bar stool that he had a rant about.
I don't like my job.
I don't like what I do like e.
I don't really want to go back to that.
I'm like, Yeah, I had the rent on a podcast.
Everyone heard it.
And it's like, Dude, you work at CNN.
You don't like Someone may catch wind of that on.
He's still popping up on CNN.
They're not gonna fire him now like it's about ratings and people to an end.
This guy's stuck in his ba*****t with the Corona virus, and he's giving us a real ****.
He's like, I don't know, like he said, He's like, I don't like what I do.
I don't like coming on CNN and, like arguing with people and like, you know, he said, some guy on a bike like rolled up to his house and like, yelled something at him.
He's like, I don't wanna be that guy.
Well, you are so my eyes will stick it out of this.
But almost good people, like almost I think you like the sort of seemed like solid guys besides effect.
I think they're Mets fans.
I get over the Mets stuff easily.
I understand you can go one way or the other way.
If you're a Mets fan, you know why would do that? But L G M Brian, are you a Mets fan? So really, I'm not really.
What if you had to claim Mets or Yankees would claim, like, really, truly gun to my head, I guess.
But I can't tell you how, not committal into that, because here's the thing.
I've been a bunch of Yankees games in the last two years, just cause, like, suddenly, my dad wants to be like, we'll go into Yankees games.
He's getting older, just like ****ing.
I just want to watch baseball now and then.
But like, you know, I've been Noah's many Yankee games.
I have been to Mets games last like, 10 years, brother.
So I can't I don't know, Keith, what do I do? What I do? Obviously I'm not going to see you so you don't get me wrong.
I go to Citi Field.
I like Citi Field.
Citi Field is late like don't get me wrong.
They have good food there.
I like the atmosphere there, but, like I don't root for the team that plays there.
I can't imagine it as much as I go to Yankee Stadium and we win.
I could have imagined being a Mets fan, going to Citi Field and watching the Mets just say this, Lou, I can I can feel as a Mets fan and really, I don't have any.
Like, I watched some Jets, but truly, really, Justin, that's guy like I I understand the vibe of the Mets like ecosystems.
So much better than I can understand the Yankees, because like being around that much success is just different.
It's just a really different like so I can relate to, and it's also in the same way.
It's tempting, but be much better to just be a bandwagon fan on this successful enterprise, that would be good.
But then there's that self flagellating part of me that's like, but that's not what sports are because I was raised on this dog ****.
That's team, so you know there's like there's parallels to it Like the Nets are on the same channel.
Is the Yankees there? There are.
I'm one of the guys that are I'm pulling these Yankee fans into the Nets.
Nets are not gonna be dog **** like the Mets are gonna be good for the playoff team this year.
We're a playoff team.
Last year we were a playoff team in 2015 playoff team and 2030 like the Nets have left that dog**** nets behind.
We had some rough years in between Our Finals run gets a Brooklyn, but the Nets are gonna be good.
And that's what the yes now is preparing for.
Amazon is prepared.
This thing we've been, this is when I started my this podcast in 2012 we were like, That's because we're getting in.
The Mets are gonna be getting We've said this before, so I have one is like We got Katie right? And that's like at that time were like, you know, Paul Pierce kg were set, but it was.
The point is like I agree that, like I believe that that's it's clearly headed in that direction.
But still, that's like you know, self doubting, though you can't be so like from lead to lead different sports like I can't imagine, right? So I'm a Cowboys fan and I get a lot of **** for being a Cowboys fan.
But what I tell people is you get to watch football one time a week.
We get to watch 23 four games, whatever a week, depending on, you know, travel in major league baseball.
Sometimes you could watch six games in a week, so you get to like, you know, you have a couple of different ways to feel you're gonna win.
You're gonna lose your win a Siri's whatever.
As a fan, I can't imagine.
Like, there's a lot of people that are like Metz Knicks Jets fans.
Why, you know, watching why even watching sports that terrible time that miserable it's miserable from sports to sport.
You're putting on a hat.
A jersey of a team that you know sucks.
The front office sucks.
They're gonna lose their gonna make you embarrass.
People are gonna randomly text you to laugh at you and make fun of you for representing this team.
And you just keep coming back for more year after.
Yeah, like I I signed up as a young child for the bandwagon winners, and I've had a great time.
I've watched the Yankees win world Siris a watch do Quinn.
A couple of national championships of what? I watched the Cowboys win a Super Bowl.
Granted, I was nine.
Um, the Cowboys win like people can't say anything to me about, Oh, your Cowboys fan bandwagon or people try to say, Oh, the Cowboys haven't won a Super Bowl in two decades.
But every Sunday, for the most part, I have a good time.
I have a good time on Sunday.
We're gonna win most of the most time.
We've put together a couple 12 and four seasons 13 and three seasons like for the most part, the Cowboys with E.
I said this, I do so I really enjoy fantasy baseball, and I was like, I've never watched much baseball like on a gated basis, um, but was always pretty competitive in the fantasy just cause it's like it's so much more so much more to dig into their like, you know, on a given.
So yeah, I will say that like I do miss baseball for purely for the fantasy reasons.
Um, I think I could I could try to parlay that into So look, you got sold, Keith.
Let's let's let's go Yankees, right? I mean, like, you got that and a middleman? No, but it's easy.
It's easy once you once you get to you like the thing about the Yankees Sue.
It's such an an iconic brand and a global brand.
And the feeling is that the Yankees winning and we were alive.
Like I started watching the Yankees when they won, like when they won all these world Siris e I was alive for five, and by the time by the time the Yankees won in 2009 I was in college and like the feeling of being like a drunk college person, so So I think the Yankees look like they'll never take that from then as I got.
Actually, if you could bottle that, I would drink that right now.
That sounds so fun.
Like I was so drunk around that time.
I think I was drunk for like two weeks straight.
So when I watched so I'll watch.
Like I watched some of the, um, I asked her a series.
Theeighties Astra Serious.
Probably three games this this year.
This year? Yeah, because, like, weirdly, a bunch of my guys that I knew who happened to be Yankee strangers, like, moved into my neighborhood and they're like, We're going great.
Watch getting drunk, watching anything sports related while you guys were and it was infectious.
I'll say that. Watch getting drunk, watching baseball.
There's some because it's just it's really just boasting to a crescendo like that's it's really just adding this, like tha Tension in the room is just sort of like it's hard to kind of describe.
It's very different from a lot of other sports playoffs of any sport.
Even still, Yeah, you're different.
There's a way different vibe in energy energy around the postseason, especially in the Bronx.
I went to 40 games last year, their games that I went to Yankee Stadium, where I'm like it's quiet.
That should suck, but come postseason, it's wild in there, and they, like they called the Bronx Zoo for a reason.
They talk about like any baseball player that's got to play in Yankee Stadium in October will tell you there was nothing like it.
Loudest stadium, like they feel like the stadium is moving and, yeah, I'll say, like like the speed of light.
The game's being back to back nights is so important, like he really just, like, get a break.
The the narrative of each of the players.
Like who's doing well, He's doing bad.
I just felt like like I went, I went to the E O D S and I went to like a Friday night game.
Then we turned around, have a Saturday game and we don't have that.
And, like I'm blessed and fortunate enough that I've gone into all of my Yankee stuff and I've made connections and I could get into the stadium.
It's never a matter of I don't have enough money or like I can't figure like I could go to whatever game I want to tonight.
I want to go to most of the games.
There's nothing like the feeling of watching postseason baseball like when it matters when the stadium has 50,000 plus people and it's the Yankees like there's ghosts in that stadium.
There's ghost up there in the Bronx of life, the history of what has been done and when you get to live in it and you get to see some of it like they can't take that I was.
But it's different.
Are you about to talk about real ghosts? That's like ****.
There's a ghost in that stadium.
Absolutely literal, Gutsy First Street.
Take the beer D up there.
Take the four train up there.
Get off! Do you believe in ghosts, Keith? You feel that real ghost? Riel Ghosts goes like a ghost of Kate Smith, saying, Ah, God bless America.
But they dug up her files and they found out she was a racist and they said No more.
God bless America, those kids.
What is this? This is the Yankees Mean, look up Kate Smith's rendition of God Bless America.
Okay, anybody's watching this right now, and the Yankee Stadium.
You know that during the seventh inning stretch, God Bless America.
Kate Smith saying that, and someone dug up her history and found out that she's saying a song called Picking Any Heaven.
Wouldn't they say some terrible things about people that are black and dark as I am? I didn't feel any type of way because actually was way before.
I'm like it was a long time.
It was, like cursed because of that.
Is there, is there Kate Smith close? The curse came and I pumped this on the Internet podcast.
Whatever the curse game, because as of last year, they removed Kate Smith's rendition of God Bless America.
Now you just get this like I don't even know who's It's like a It's like a cassette tape of God.
God bless Americans, just like not the same on uh, the Yankees last year had 30 trips to the I. O.
Yankees last year had Maur trips to the I O Mamore injured players in than any other team in the history of baseball.
Like whole team was hurt.
But we still got to Game six of the A.
C. S with backup players helping us get there.
And the reason that we didn't or the reason that we were cursed and that we I had all these injuries was because they pulled Cates Ms Rendition of God Bless America.
She was putting a hex on the team.
There's no sense standing there like, you know, some of those ghosts of races as well.
Oh, dating Tony boasts are old, almost unilaterally.
Areas they didn't know any better in night in 1940.
Like if people were races, it was a trendy thing to do.
Thing about the ghosts twos.
Like ghosts or just just, you know, they just I couldn't people that with grievances they couldn't get past, you know? How lame is that? How How dorky is that? To be a ghost you couldn't get? You can get past it.
You're also time in the physical form.
Once you go, you go.
And I don't know what it's like to be a ghost.
Like some people have access to grind their grudges, and some people are gonna come back and, you know, paranormal activity out there.
I believe in it.
Do you literal actual paranormal activity for every Yankee.
See, our 30 were hitting this big.
We started with three.
Biggest, uh, Brian, not watching endgame till now.
Breaking some real news.
I definitely believe in ghosts. Paranormal.
What about like s O to your point? Hexes.
Things like that, Like black magic.
Voodoo? Is that Is that **** What were you able to like? Yeah, definitely.
In sports, there's like because this is a very big baseball thing, right? Yeah, that's a very that's huge in baseball and curses, they get broken.
You saw the Cubs break their coat, their curse of the Billy go.
We saw the Red Sox break the curse of the Great Bambino, but like it was still there for a while.
And it explains a lot when when you think about it explains a lot.
And that's what I said.
The Yankee, you're cursed life here.
But then we found out the Red Sox.
Actually, we're like, fully cheating in a way we never, ever thought people were gonna cheat like and that's it.
That's exactly why the Yankees lost in 20 19 and 2017 if you ask me.
They were fighting against a team that had every edge, a team that was literally using technology to steal the signs from the picture and relating to the I'm okay with that.
I feel like that's I mean, I like that.
I think this is like the future of baseball.
I want you know, my feelings about PDS.
I want him all get Let's stop.
Let's stop giving a **** about that.
No, I'm saying, like a roid era.
I want the technology.
I'm fine with it.
I want the technology and the bio, you know, metrics or whatever to combine.
I want, like, you know, Hawkeye vision.
You know, get the get actually avoided up Barry Bonds with, like, robot arms.
Yeah, ready for a roided up Barry Bonds with a metal buzzer on them that it's a fastball.
Well, because that ball, because the picture is that I'm gonna have his own P.
D's has got his own like rocket launcher arm.
It's gonna be awesome because they're at the most the most this event.
So some guys like Chapman that the 103 they they have no shot.
I wouldn't guys air on roids and they know what's coming.
It's batting practice.
I would like for some sport to just take a just to take ownership of the P, and it doesn't matter which one.
Somebody's gotta do it and let's just let's see where we can take the, like what future of the human rules.
That's what you need these to play.
Well, it's gonna be at some point, you're gonna have to just get in the league. You have to.
You have to be like injecting your baby with PDS.
Steven, you know, be on the trajectory to get to the M o.
Supposedly, they cut off that there's no more PDS in baseball, which I think is that it's an arms race.
You know, they figure out ways to tested.
I just figure out how to do what they want to do.
Just like the Astros, the Astros figured out how to cheat at a level that we never Wilson Chandler explained.
This was my favorite when this whole thing broke like I work, I work for John Boy.
Immediate John boy.
He was already doing this thing.
But he hit a different level in November when he broke the video showing how the Astros cheated.
And all of us, his lifelong baseball fans, We never even we never even thought you guys would like my My brain exploded when I saw the video and I read the article.
I'm like, Wait, they had a camera set up and they were recording the signs and then relaying it with a bang right one bank fastball to banks off speed that helps.
That helps a life.
If I'm in the batter's box in the batter's box hold this year, if I'm in the batter's box and I hear a bang, just a one bank a second all it takes a second for me to know that that's a fastball coming.
I'm gearing up for fastball.
If I know there's a fastball coming, I'm on that.
I'm on that 100 times out of 100.
These air, the best players in the world.
Did you? Did you play that much of an edge there on it every time? And that's why the Astros won.
Keith, did you play a fair bit of baseball? You day? Yeah, I played every, um, plates in high school.
I played high school baseball, Quit it, quit it, and I was already I was already done when I was.
I was good at a bunch of different things.
Uh, fortunately, because what I would have done my issue was endurance of baseball.
Baseball was good for May.
I would say I got I had my highest potential in baseball.
That was fast, but I couldn't couldn't d'oh! Long like I was like, you know, in, like, middle school.
They make you do those like athletic tests and stuff.
I was in the 99% on everything, except for the mile that I couldn't get under 10 minutes just to give a really Walker was a locker.
It was a big, big time Walker.
That's this was burning the mile in fifth grade.
I was running a six minute mile, Yeah, eat fruit roll ups and then just run a five tramping through the sea like this spring.
I could I could do like 10 pull ups is weirdly when I was, like, 11.
I don't know weird stuff like that, but then, yeah, that that endurance caught up with me when I got deep into high school, basketball was like, **** I can.
I just actually could not keep my wind just couldn't happen, You know, high school basketball is where it got real for me, too. I stopped playing.
I was I was like on traveling Team a U.
And then once we got the high school by, like, freshman year, I'm like this is a different thing.
Like football, it's like you run a play.
Yeah, you run a play, you rest basketball.
It's like and that's in the back of it.
And then they were doing that like so I made like the varsity team in.
It's like sop****re year something and like they were like, Okay, so, like, you know, weight rooms at, like 5 30 in the morning it was Wait, hold up.
Wait, no, there's no for me.
For everyone on DDE that was that was it for me? I was like, Well, I was like, How can I go back to J V or agreed? E was like I was crushing J B.
And there was no way this'll was good.
That was good for me, So I definitely didn't want to play in college.
Colleges like college football is the worst college football's where I stopped caring about, like playing like I got to college and play them like our other Just watch.
This stuff is like they control you if you have.
If you say you have class at like 8 a.m.
they're gonna make sure you're lifting.
Group is at, like 5 30 or 60 and you have no choice but to go.
And then when you're in college is the type of thing where, like, it could be a Thursday night.
And, like, I don't know, the swim team is having a party.
You get invited to go to the swim team party by, like, the hottest girls in your dorm.
And you're like, I think I have time to go.
But then I also have lifting at six.
And I gotta get up at 5 34 It was too much.
It's like my student of mine, actually.
My student and mildly, actually, I'm professional partier.
Um how tall are you, Keith? You tall person? I'm 61 I'm over 6161 with my shoes on like it's funny.
We've never three of us have Never, physically, many real life.
That's Alfa chatter like, 62.
But that's are you.
6262 Yeah, ****ing Alfred.
You know I hate Thio.
Swerve off this real quick.
I do love me some real estate later.
What's happening, Mama, Let the gave us just sold his house in l A.
Huh? Coming to Brooke.
Uh, the fix is in.
What? What's his instagram relationships is done is done that one in going? Well, here's the thing.
LeBron's gonna be turning 35.
Sees the writing on the wall sending this.
My Laker friends just tweeted just wherever the **** comes from anybody.
This but like where? I don't know.
Where would a d really want to go? It's not.
Do it with LeBron Bulls with their new GM.
Come on, you're no, he's getting under nets.
Are you kidding? Come on.
He's gonna find they If I'm honestly being like this is me trying to like I'm taking off my homer hat all the way.
I think the best fit the best fit is the Nets, my wrong.
Now they know you're Don't be so Jared Allen's good is gone.
He's a free agent.
I saw the Brooklyn Nets did this like graphic of Jared Allen as a go cart or not go guard Mario Kart figure.
I'm like, Oh, that's nice.
Even though they're gonna definitely ship him out of here.
Kate, Katie and Kyrie need one more piece for a big three.
And if that piece is Anthony Davis don't want on letting season tickets.
See if any of us can afford them together.
What are you doing about haircuts? Yeah, actually, that's what I do.
Which those credential media buttons to get out.
Wow, our 30 in and we just that happens.
That's That's a big one.
Why would he put in his house up for sale? Right.
That's a weird one, because it's over.
These guys have inside in tow.
These guys have inside Intel on everything.
What I what? I told people.
I tell people all the time like we as like regular civilians and people on the Internet.
We think we know things.
No, these people with money and power and connections, they get the inside scoop weeks before we get it, and everything means something right.
Like Tom Brady putting his house of.
He's out of there.
He's out of there.
Why else would he put his house on really stick up some of the best for these guys to sell their houses? They don't have, ah, $2000 a month apartment that I gotta get out of Guys.
These guys have to start doing that stuff now, and the writing is on the wall.
He he thought he was going to go there for a year, team up with LeBron when it would. LeBron.
Okay, So if he's leaving the Lakers, why, What is the reason for him leaving the Lakers like? Is it just because that where is he from? Texas.
Where did you grow up? Chicago's home, Chicago.
So you guys are thinking he wants to go back to you from Chicago? I knew that.
I don't think he wants to go back to the Bulls.
People don't wantto go once a ring.
I'm gonna The Clippers goto warriors.
Why not go to the next letter? Honestly, being seriously, what is the argument? If you can clear that cap Swiss, which we obviously can't, there's no argument against it.
I just don't think I don't know like LeBron is.
The Wash King might be a rap, and I think a D is kind of hedging his bets or some **** like this move tells me that he's opening it up because the way that he's opening up, he's gonna go to the best place you think he can win.
I think Stan, what LeBron would be it, but maybe he doesn't want to be second fiddle, bro.
Here's the thing with like being on the LeBron team, though, there is like a point at which you can end up Supercuts like Kevin Love.
And you don't want to be in that situation.
If you sign on for the leg, that whole experience, then you end up in.
Kevin loves position where you're I mean, like, not say that Anthony Davis isn't like much younger and have, like, a way higher.
You get a lot more to do in the league than Kevin love, No doubt.
But you sign on a big fat contract of the team that LeBron James like you know, he missed.
He manages things into dust and then leaves is like a strangling vine around the management of a team.
And then it just got so you don't wanna be left with that mess.
If he leaves the LeBron bad teammate Arguments endless.
What if three looks like the, uh, the hero all of a sudden, he's actually on it early.
I wanted to play with drunks.
You, uh, this is changing everything, and that's crazy.
That's the biggest news of this corn steen.
I think by far it could also mean nothing.
You might be just buying a bigger.
That's the information we need to know.
What what are the details on this place he was at like, Yeah, because maybe they got a contract already and all out.
Yeah, where it's like, you know, you're about to make a lot more money by trying to finish your career here and there's a better area for you live and a better I don't know, We'll see.
But I don't know.
Like I used the example of Tom Brady.
Tom Brady put his house up for sale during last season and people were like, Oh, it doesn't mean anything like, What are you talking about? Course it means something.
He's out of there.
Let's go, Let's go, let's go, Yankees, Let's go! Nets fired up radio.
That was the game we want.
There's a game going on.
That whole time I K kid e 80 point game.
Um, I'm sure we'll talk more about the a d news on clutch points.
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