And hey, Bennett and Dent in and hey, in in any somebody just commented.
So I did a video of, uh, quarantine cooking.
Did you happen to catch that, Steve? Quarantine.
You look frozen.
I screened, by the way.
Uh, that's not good.
What is going on here? Is this my fault for doing this? Oh, uh um, technical difficulties to start the show. Here we go.
I haven't pulled up on my other screen.
It looks like I just took a ****.
Yeah, it's really It's really ****ty quality to now we have it back to normal, but it looks terrible, but we'll have to deal with with it, I guess.
Huh? We'll see you or not.
We'll figure it out.
We're only doing what we can.
We're only human.
But anyway, somebody just commented on my, uh, on my quarantine cooking video.
The guy I saw, I saw the quarantine items.
I didn't see the quarantine cooking one.
Well, you gotta watch that one. It's pretty good.
A lot of people tell me it's my best work yet.
After now, I'm super intrigued After the wrestling video And what was Ah, what was the pizza showdown? One that you did with the gloves and mask the other day at Doughboys? How about that guy standing outside of doughboys pizza with no shirt on he's shared on.
I was like, This is the best start to a ****in Pittsburgh pizza showdown video.
If I've ever You know, I haven't been in McKees rocks.
Maybe since high school when we played football against store rocks and boy going back was a ****ing trip buddies, like, did I believe it? I think last time I was there was going to erotica.
Yeah, bears 18th ****ing birthday.
I actually thought doughboys pizza was in the same spot that club erotica used to be in.
To be honest, no wonder the pizzas so ****ing good.
So, um, so anyway, yeah, we're here on a Tuesday or usually not doing Tuesdays.
We usually do Thursdays, but we missed last Thursday.
Just too much **** going on.
Even though everybody's quarantined, some of us still have **** going on, even like Steve, who made us so ****ing 20 minutes late to today's show that he's scheduled for 5 30 What an *******.
So, uh, boys will admit, though I even though it's not in studio right now, have Ah, really good nostalgic vibe going on a little, uh, little throwback.
Little throwback Manpad Action eight.
So if we're gonna talk sports, we don't really have an agenda.
But we've got some talking points.
One of the things Bobby back nine just called me right before the show started.
And he was like, Hey, man, you guys And he's got, like, a real yin's or accent.
He's from Turtle Creek.
He's like, a is going to talk about some ****ing masters.
They're moving the date he made me write down the date.
They're moving the Masters to November November 9 through the 15th.
So if your golf fan we're going to see Master Sunday on the same day as NFL, what do you think about that? Did? Honestly, that's gonna be ****ing great.
You think it's gonna be great? I think we're gonna have the opportunity here to see a lot of like we're gonna have football in next spring because there is 0% chance one that they shorten the season.
But to that it also kicks off like the right time.
You mean in the fall? Not you said the spring? No, I think it's They're not gonna shorten the season.
Just go to postpone NFL kickoff.
And really, I think that we're gonna be seeing regular season games after Christmas.
I don't think so.
I think I think everything's gonna run on schedule.
I could see the only thing them changing.
Is there not being fans at the games? I would ****ing suck.
Yeah, that would suck.
I've been going through a couple of ah double M tweets, some Mark Madden tweets for those of you guys that don't know and the w w what it was what WrestleMania that just happened, Whatever their big event was, Dude no one in the stands.
It looked at just absolutely ridiculous.
A lot of people watched WrestleMania That was pretty much filling up my timeline, I guess because it was the only live sports thing.
Uh, this'll might have been the best ****ing year for WrestleMania ever since there was, like a no kitten.
It was. It's the only ****ing thing on TV.
People are inching for sports and and you get ****ing wrestle me? Ratings through the roof.
So, uh, not Thio bring us back to technical things because we are starting to get into our group.
But O B s just told me Encoding overloaded.
What does that mean? We fought.
Means that your your processor is is really feeling the burn right now.
Is it going as my computer gonna ****ing catch on fire? I don't know.
Hopefully Christ, whatever.
**** it publicly, Sam catches it like at least a couple of seconds before it goes off.
That would be electric content.
So anyway, WrestleMania was one of the biggest things that people were talking about.
Everybody loved it.
And then, Ah, the other story. Baseball.
They're talking about doing baseball all baseball games in Arizona because there's something like 12 minor league fields down there or something for Cactus League.
It could house enough basically enough teams.
So, Justin, in one area, get the traveling out of the way.
I could see that.
Yeah, And then they said there'd be a lot of double headers, but here's what I think baseball should do.
But what they would never do because of ****ing advertising, they should.
Yeah, Corona whenever **** gets back to normals.
And my guess is that by July 1st at the latest, we're gonna have ****ing sports ready to go July 1st.
And that's just my opinion.
I'm not a ****ing doctor.
I didn't go to medical school.
I'm not an economist, and I don't even know about Corona.
I'm just going based off of ****ing science and fax and ever I love when you argue with someone, they're like, Well, the science says, And instantly you're ****ing wrong because they said science like, ****, yeah.
What the **** even is science nowadays? Everything.
Yeah, Well, there's a sports show.
This is a ****ing You want to see a science show? Go ****ing watch Bill Nye.
The science guys stream over on ****ing science, Castor.
All right, this is ****ing SportsCastr.
Anyway, the MLB, the M o b.
What they should do is they should make it whenever ****s clear.
So say it's July 1st make make it so that this the playoffs start at the same time.
And there's just all those games were just cut off the front of the season.
So maybe you only have 40 games and now each ****ing game.
It's basically like the NFL now, but it's baseball.
You have 40 60 games, and it's you better ****ing win this series against the Cardinals.
If you're the Bucks, cause you're gonna ****, you know what I mean? Like, it's gonna be insane.
Well, I mean, dude, how many times do you hear people complain about? I don't let's say, lack of duality, but almost like a lack of, um, getting to the finish line like the MLB season is so long that drags on for ****ing ever.
You know what I mean? Yeah, Now every single game has the opportunity to to be meaningful, and it's like a Siri's that's gonna make the difference in your season.
That would be a really cool dynamic.
That would be ****ing awesome.
But, dude, it's like it's It's such a new dynamic and essentially going back to the Masters as the Masters ever been in the fall out.
Yeah, no, that's what's going to be crazy.
And can they compete? Cause if I'm sitting there and we're watching, say, we're watching like a Steelers game versus the Browns and it's the ****ing fourth quarter and ****'s going crazy I'm not gonna flip over the Masters, but but what? I I mean, I don't know.
I don't know, Like, if it's it's ****ing Tiger going to win back to back Masters.
And he's he's neck and neck with someone in a playoff.
And the Sunday night game is the Steelers.
And ****ing and big band is like hurt or something's crazy is going on.
What am I gonna do? What you gonna watch, anyway? I want to give shots.
Everybody in the chat, we got nipper Hell.
Bubble boy to a nine nipper.
Hell, already said my guy fingers crossed for explosion.
So the processing unit, she's ****ing heating up, baby, we'll see Pauline, the Bulls fan 99.
What is going on? We also got act Ventura.
I guess that's like Ace Ventura, but with a tea instead of an e and Ace and Prime Dobbs the ****ing me and Prime Dobbs last week last Thursday was basically just me and him the entire time.
And we were just watching old.
He ended up watching old Josh Dobbs highlights.
So that tells you the kind of show we had.
I would love to see Um, yes.
I would love to see baseball shortened their season.
They'll never do that because of advertising, but I would be ****ing amazing.
Um, I would love to see I'm gonna be interested to see the masters.
I'll be kind of upset because the master is usually master Sunday.
Typically, when does it end? I'm thinking, like, 6 37 I think Teoh give a little bit more transparency to what you said is I do agree.
Where? I don't know what I'm gonna be watching, but I guarantee you I'm gonna have to TVs fired up.
One football, One goal.
I'm gonna be drinking a lot of ****ing beer.
You're gonna have to honestly drink double the amount of beer you usually would because exactly what I was thinking.
Yeah, Master Sunday, I get hammered.
I actually probably drink different than beer.
I drink whiskey or something crazy.
I drink a golf beverage, and then football season, I'm pounding beers, So this is gonna be crazy.
This could be if I've got all my bets in place.
This could be me waking up early as ****.
If especially if I'm betting like hole in one cause you can place prop bets.
I'm gonna probably place a prop.
Bet I'm going to probably place a proper try and say that ****ing 10 times fast, right? That no one's gonna get a hole in one this year at the Masters because there's been a hole in one, I think the three last years in a row pulling the Bulls fan with big tip of 50 50 60 pick? Um, yeah, brother.
But here's the thing.
I don't think they're gonna get another one, cause there's only been it's something like 12% of the Masters.
Tournaments have a hole in one.
But the last three years there's been one.
So I think we're due for there, not to be one.
So if I'm you're going, you're gonna downplay the market right now, I'm down.
But I'm saying there's gonna be no hole in one.
I think it's What is it? 16.
It's either 15 or 16.
There's a real short par three.
That's where, uh, you ever see the highlight of the guy who's his ball hits the other guy's ball and then it rolls in.
Yeah, that's on that hole at the Master I think that was, like, two or three years ago.
Um, so Ah, Zire golf on instagram just posted a video of someone playing on 16.
It was some chick hits a nice ****ing draw coming in and just crushed.
It is great. She hits a ****ing draw.
Yeah, I ****ing love a chick that it's a draw.
The That makes me so horny.
Prime Dobbs said there will be a hole in one, though.
Well, **** you, Prime dogs.
We'll take the prop it against you, and I'll give you honestly give you 1 to 1 odds on that.
There's not gonna be a hole in 11 to 1 odds.
You wanna make the bet? Let's do it. Anyway.
Um, what else? What else do we have slated to talk about? Um, that's it.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
But anyway, at the top of the show, we didn't talk about the pizza tournament and me going over to Ah to why was I a doughboys pizza? Why was I giving doughboys pizza review? I'm not trying to rip off ****in Dave Portnoy and his Penguins fan Double 07 1st of all, I love that name My first email name ever was.
What was it? It was something like I love hawking something that was closed.
A penguin fan double.
It was really close.
It was basically I love the penguins. Double.
07 at Hotmail was my first email ever.
So if your name's penguin fan double 07 Yeah, that's how long I've been on the ****ing old email.
Anyway, Um, so that we got this pizza competition going on.
It's hosted by, uh, Pittsburgh clothing company.
Big shout out to them big, big, shot out doughboys pizza comes out of nowhere and beat some some major pizza brand in one of the earlier rounds.
And they picked up on my radar for that Because, like I said, I haven't gone to ****ing McKee sports since 2012.
And so, uh, I was like, Well, I got a ****ing try this dough, boys.
And you're sending me pictures of their ****.
You know? Everybody's on top of them. They're a fan favorite.
Our driver over to McKee.
And what's interesting? McKee sporting McKees rocks, by the way, Do you know, uh, one one's called ****ey's where once called McKees rocks.
McKee landed in the port and he stood on the rocks.
Okay, well, anyway, good old McKee heard it here first.
**** it, but I'll give him a key credit.
He was all over the ****ing place.
Back in the good old McKee added on the key sport McKees rocks we got in Washington, Washington landed, and then little Washington, You got Washington all over the place.
We got French people.
We got do cane for to gain anyway, eso es head over to McKees rocks.
First time I've been there since I was at club erotica.
When I was who knows what substances I was on to get into that club.
And, uh, I think that's a prerequisite to even get into the test.
If you're If you're b A C is not above like 0.
15 your own ****ing getting in there.
And so there's that guy with his shirt off middle of the global pandemic.
My wife is ****ing goes crazy about the **** she wants me to wear gloves and hat and ****ing mask in a bomb suit.
And so I'm all ****ing suited up with p. P.
Is they like to say in the ****ing media, which I'm gonna get to another point a second about the media and ****in whenever the ****s called Cove in 19.
But this this dude is just outside toe boy speedster, like I'm getting ready to walk in, and he just walks out.
No shirt on, tatted up.
He's with, like, his grandpa.
He's wearing ****ing pajama pants.
Honestly, start to that video was ****ing electric.
It could not have been any any better.
Yeah, And on the flip side, imagine the guys that work there.
Right? And they were probably just dealing with dude with no shirt for I mean, at least 20 minutes. Right.
And then you come in full gear, ready to go on camera by.
I just wanted to let you guys Oh, I wanted to try your **** out for the ****ing competition.
Yeah, it went from It went from 100 to 100 real fast, but in opposite directions for her.
They had a typical MCI's McKee sport guy.
And then all of a sudden, I'm coming in with a ****ing camera crew and lights, lights, camera Action is what they say when I show up places.
But anyway, to comment on the ****ing the fake news media.
Um so I did this ****ing video.
It's it's called quarantine Cooking.
It's obviously a ****ing joke.
Like the entire thing is clearly satire.
I talk about how I'm all stocked up on food.
And then I opened my friend and there's nothing in the fridge.
So what am I, brain dead gasoline huffing re****? Or am I a joking? There's two options and this ****ing idiot the dumbest person online, I Hi.
I've found the dumbest person online Dan Armstrong.
Whoever the **** you are, you're the dumbest ****ing person online.
I'm gonna ****ing docks him, too.
In this ****ing episode, one toe he goes, Let's do it.
So in the beginning of the episode, I say, Hey, Corona virus has everybody down.
I mean, I'm standing in my kitchen in a ****ing like, ah, what is it Denham flannel that I only wear for these jokes? Survival videos? And I'm saying, Hey, everyone has Corona virus.
The mortality rate is 77%.
Clearly, I'm joking like no one has Corona virus in the mortality rate is super low.
Clearly ****ing hyperbole.
Joking? **** you! You're an idiot. Embellishment.
I'm gonna use big words on Dan Armstrong is so ****ing stupid.
He has no ****ing idea.
And his comment is It is on Facebook, Dan Armstrong.
The mortality rate is in 77% wondering where you got that figure.
Now that you've scared everyone, what are you trying to sell? Forget it.
You just used this pandemic to further your own agenda, just like the media has been doing.
Dan Armstrong? Are you ****ing re****ed? The whole video is a joke.
Do you really think I eat raw hot dogs? Because that's what I do in the video.
Do you really think that I ****ing sit around and put leftover food and hot pot stickers in a hot dog and eat that ****? Are you ****ing stupid? What a dumb ass.
First of all, watch the video, upload the video, and then find Dan.
No, it's on Facebook.
His comments on Facebook, ****ing Facebook and lots of video.
And then find Dan are from stupid ****in, uh, comment and really dig into what an idiot.
So here, I'll just show you, like a small portion of this video we're just gonna easily sautee these things, all right? It's just a It's just like a scramble around, you know? We're gonna cut up.
Do you think that's what I usually ****ing eat? Don't worry if you hit other pans.
No, no one's watching.
We're all home alone.
Don't be embarrassed.
Risk a little bit within the But listen, you can go check out the video for yourself.
But this ****ing idiot, Dan Armstrong, who lives in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, who wishes he ****ing drove that Corvette, he wouldn't.
First of all, you're a ****ing ******bag.
If you share a picture.
A Corvette, it's not even yours.
And even if it was yours, your ****ing ******bag.
Because that's Corvettes Air ****ing gay, Okay? And then on top of that, were you in a trailer park? Do you live in a trailer park? This clearly isn't anywhere in Pittsburgh.
And what is this? A picture? Kid Rock is your ****ing profile picture.
**** you, Dan Armstrong.
You heard it here first, folks, You heard it here first.
You dad are so yeah f for Dan Nipper.
Hell, I appreciate that.
And here's the thing.
Now I'm wondering is that just is That's just somebody joking with me because he threw a lot of, like, jokey terms.
And there is, like, you know, the corrupt media would have said that Lovable s.
So maybe he's just ****ing with me.
Did on Maybe I don't get the joke.
Yeah, this this could be ultimate spin zone.
Right now, I feel like nowadays you always have to be on your toes, but ready to be on your heels? Maybe because I Okay, here's how.
Here's the dynamic.
I tell a joke in a video.
I have a great sense of humor.
One of the best senses of humor.
Really great lot of people left anyway.
Everything Dan Armstrong, which could be a made up name that sounds like a made up name.
He doesn't get the joke.
So he has a terrible sense of humor or oil.
Did he get the joke so well that he, in turn like, threw it back block that ****ed with me? And now I don't get the joke.
And now Dan Armstrong has a great sense of humor.
Better than none.
I think you got armed dog.
You think so? Yeah.
Arm dawg ****, dude, I got armed obliquely on your heels.
I don't know what to do, man.
I don't know what to do.
But I did comment back and said like, you're a ****ing idiot on Facebook.
So hopefully the jagoff sports account doesn't get banned from He's saying that his some random guy, I just I'm not holding back punches anymore, you know? I'm done.
You sure? You never know when the Corona virus is going to bite you in the ass in the next 12 to 18 months? Yeah.
Juniper Hill says hello.
Not on Facebook with a kid rock profile picture? Yeah.
What do you mean? Does he do you mean that's not? Oh, He means he means Dan Armstrong probably isn't flipping the script on me.
But maybe the kid rock picture is part of the thing.
You know what I mean? Part of the theatrics.
If I mean, if I had to make a fake profile, it look for a real low rez, small, ****ty image, and just put that on there.
Maybe I'm controlled, man.
Pull that court that picture up.
Aaron, I If I were to be trolling, I would show a picture of my $65,000 car in a Miami like Dade County crack trailer park.
What is that, dude? Honestly, it's like the ****ing ah, beginning.
Beginning scene to the last sequence of too fast. Too furious.
When they're transporting the money across Miami to the boat, they're like knocking down the wall with a sledgehammer.
That's that's what this picture has has written all of my my, uh, computers, like crashing if I try to bring up Facebook right now.
So I guess I finally hit the wall with this ****ing computer.
I gotta buy a new one.
They make their **** the last two years and then have to buy new on these ****ers.
That's how they get you, man.
All right, What else we're talking about today on today's show, Um Kirk Herb Street.
And who does he do? Ah, Louise.
No, um, cost, of course.
Does Lee Corso do **** anymore? Yeah.
Yeah, he's still on game day, but Fowler and Chris do the game day play by play.
ESPN wants to sign them to Monday Night Football to replace ****in Boom and Collinsworth.
You know who was on Ah, Booger.
Who die State boom.
Yeah, Booger And ah, whoever that he did it with their their going to replace him.
How do you feel about that? I think boogers ****in such an idiot.
He's really hard to listen to.
He is the polar opposite of Tony Romo.
And I was talking about this last time was on the show.
I think Tony Romo is such a ****ing sniveling prick, and he always comes on and it's him.
And whoever like Jim Nance or someone he comes on, he's like, Yeah, he's like, Yeah, we're here at Mile High Stadium.
Tony Romo here, you know? And it's crazy because I I almost made the cut on the PGA Tour Friday, and I just made it here.
Every single broadcast started like that over the last two years.
You ****ing suck it golf.
Dude, you're not good.
You never make the cut.
You never have been close to making the cut.
And yet every time I have to watch you golf on ****ing Thursday and Friday, actually, this is Bobby.
Back nine agreed with me.
He was talking about this on the call earlier.
And then he said, Dude, why do I have to watch you Thursday, Friday? ****ing try to pretend like you're a golfer.
And then Saturday I get a break from Tony Romo, and Sunday comes around and it's ****ing his face.
And he's like, Yeah, Jim, I was You know what? I almost didn't make it.
You're gonna have to find a partner here because I almost made the cut at the, uh, Cherokee Red Invitation allowed there and now Tuna, Pennsylvania.
And it's just like, dude, shut the **** up.
You suck at golf, you suck accommodating.
Then he gets on his commentating, and it's like a **** measuring competition with him.
He was like, as we see, Yeah, the Steelers here, they're in I formation.
They usually don't do this.
This is definitely gonna be a run to the left, Jim.
And then they snap the ball and it's now I'm like, now I'm, like, worried whether he's right or wrong, it's taking me out of the game, and I'm like, ****, is this gonna be a run to the left or the right? How does Tony Romo? No, and If he knows how the **** does the defense not know that? How do they don't know what he knows, And I'm just like, **** you do on your Emma, Like, just shut up My favorite portion of his broadcast that he does is when it's a review going into the commercial.
And they're doing a slow mo and all you hear for, like, the last 15 seconds going into commercial.
Just Tony going like I don't know, Jim, find out.
It's ****ing great.
I I love I think you thought, huh? Yeah, I remember it was like some replay.
And he's he's, uh it's not as good as Troy Aikman.
Who was he talking about? I think he was on a dak Prescott and ah, Prescott.
The pocket, the pocket kind of.
You know how the attack was kind of run The D ends like past the quarterback.
Sometimes Prescott steps up with two feet like he's ready to run.
And then he he double thinks it and and scrambles outside.
And, ah, he's watching the replay and he's commentating on the replay.
In he goes Dak Prescott.
He's got really good pocket presidents.
As you see here, he starts to come, and then he pulls out.
I ah, that was a ****ing classic Troy Aikman electric.
No, I Listen, I think, uh, Fowler and Herb Street are both really good in their in their own respect for college football.
You cannot take these two from college football and put them on Monday night just because ESPN has been ****ing up so bad for, like, the last seven years.
You can't fix this issue by just slapping some completely different entity onto your ship.
I disagree with this move. 110%.
I don't know why they were using that booger, whatever his name was.
But he was under Ma McFarlane.
He was an awful commentator, and I actually think that they were.
The commentators weren't even sitting next to each other.
I think one guy was way up in the booth like where they usually sit, and booger McFarland was basically in a crane on the sideline that moved with the You've seen means of that.
And it's just I'm wondering what the **** is going on.
Why? How could you have any camaraderie? How could you.
You know, it's like me and you.
We have a better camaraderie when you're sitting next to me and I don't have to look at you through a screen.
Um, so how can you broadcast the game like that? I don't know.
It just doesn't make sense to me. Is stupid move.
So we won't even really delve into this too much more, cause, I mean, we're obviously both on the right side of it.
Um, this is a horrible new by ESPN, but at the same time, what more do you expect from ESPN right now? When is the last time that they've done anything smart? Ah, whenever they fired that one black lady who's always ****ing telling around their racist, that was Jemele Hill whenever they fired Jemele Hill.
That was the only time I've ever given ESPN a thumbs up.
Well, you ever hear ever.
**** you besides that ESPN you ****ing ****s.
All right, um, what else we got on the slate today? Uh, all the all decade team, Have you looked at the roster for the all decade team? So I did take a quick gander at it.
I'll bring it back up I I know that.
Ah, a B and marquees Pouncey are on it.
Yeah, which is interesting as Steelers.
You know what's even more interesting, though? I heard them talking about this on the radio today.
Four former Pitt Panthers are on the old decade team.
Larry Fitz yet? Wow.
Um, what's his name and what's his name? So four, we got four.
Exactly, uh, another.
That's exactly Aaron Donald.
And, uh, who's the Who's the corner? That was real good, Darrelle Revis.
I forgot that he did.
Could you imagine if he went from Aliquippa to pit toe ****in the Steelers? Who Darrelle Revis he had.
That would have been amazing looking unbelievably.
Imagine if Aaron Donald went from Penn Hills to pit Thio.
I can't believe Aaron Donald played for Pit.
He's the most dominant defensive player in the NFL right now.
And Pitt who? How can you look back on this list if you're the Pitt Panthers and say wow, In the last decade, we have put four of the best players in the NFL in the last decade on the field for NFL Team Lee.
All right, so I would argue if Antonio Brown doesn't go off the deep end and consistently, or at least has another 3 to 4 years that he's had in the past five or six.
Um doesn't freak out.
He's Hall of Fame.
Yeah, I know, but I'm just talking about pit specifically.
Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
You have 10 guys on the all decade team.
You have to figure, Aaron, Donald is, ah, Hall of Fame.
Did, um, Larry Fitz for sure.
Larry Fitz. First bid.
Antonio could have been.
I don't think Antonio Brown didn't go to Pitt.
I'm just talking about pit.
You're I don't You're right. I don't.
I'm not talking about Pittsburgh.
I'm talking about pit.
So what? I was talking.
And Aaron, Donald, Aaron, Donald, Larry, Fitz, Darrelle Revis and LaShawn McCoy.
He Do you think he's He's not.
I don't know why I was so like Go on, go on.
Talking about a B. Yeah.
Maybe that's why he's gone so nuts that he has my ****ing pea brain all scrambled up now too.
You and ****ing Dan, Dan Anderson or whoever That Facebook guys, I can't tell if you're ****ing troll in your arms, Dan Armstrong armed all you got Armed? Doug? Um, yeah, Larry Fitz, I think.
Donald? Um well, Vera Donald stays on the same trajectory.
He'll be a Hall of Famer.
Larry Fitz, I thinks first ballot.
I think it's kind of who's a corner.
That's even in the in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Besides, like Deon Sanders obviously couldn't tell you, I'm sure that there's a very, very large amount.
Yeah, I'm sure. There.
I'm sure there are some, but I don't know what the and how did they How did they tell who's gonna go into the Hall of Fame? Because this past year, Bill Cowher made the Hall of Fame.
Yeah, so is Darrelle Revis.
I mean, who would you rather have right now? Darrell Revis, Orville Coward on oh, and 500.
And just based off of the dynamic that you are able to in the best Pittsburgh accent ever give it a little Cara Cara pair? That is Hall of Fame.
In all of Famer.
We were the originators.
If you don't know if you have been following the show for a while, which most of you have only probably been following it the last 35 minutes.
But we were the originators of the bring back our shirts that sold out in the first hour in Pittsburgh.
So So, Yeah, that's that's the way it goes, man.
But no, I don't I don't necessarily want to talk about the entire list, but I do want to talk specifically about, um, the quarterback position here.
Okay, So I think Tom Brady, the most dominant quarterback in the league for might make the all decade team next decade.
Yeah, no kidding.
Isn't that something I saw? All right.
Speaking of which is almost as if to prove my point, there was a picture of ****ing Tom Brady in 2000.
Does his rookie year, right? Yeah.
It's Tom Brady's rookie picture, and he's, like, you know, training camp or whatever has his picture.
And then a picture of ****ing Patrick Mahomes.
Five ****ing years old, like I got a baseball field just running around.
Oh, and that's old Patrick Mahomes was when? 20 Wow.
In years later, Tom Brady.
Still the best to be doing it right now.
And ****ing Mahomes just beat him toe win its first Super Bowl in here.
Do you think Patrick Mahomes is goingto like be the next three Super Bowl winner of 34 Super Bowl winner? I mean, it would be it would be cool to have, like, a new dynamic of of running back of running backup, quarterback.
Just because I think of it like this in even like Tom Brady and enter Rogers, I would put Drew Brees.
Um, I'd put bandit number six.
Um, Peyton Manning.
Um who what other, like unbelievable pocket passers do you have for? I don't know.
But I do know **** Aaron Rodgers.
Truth hidden under the deck.
But, I mean, how long have we seen the standard be those kind of guys? And now we have Lamar Jackson, Russell Wilson and, um, Homes Holmes, who have that Mike Vick dynamic? Yeah, Even though Mike Vick didn't have the success that these guys are having probably could have Well, that is.
That is an interesting point.
You bring up, though, is we went from the Brady Manning Rivers Breeze era Rogers.
The strong pocket passers that aren't gonna break a run for more than 567 yards.
Yeah, And now, Now we're in the Mahomes.
Ah, uh, Lamar Jackson and Wilson.
You could even argue Cam Newton and James Winston.
Are is Jameis Winston a good scrambler? I don't even know.
He he might be better now that he can buck and C after his late.
That's so funny.
He got LASIK surgery.
That was definitely his agent telling to Dio he not only didn't get LASIK but his ****ing team just ****ing off the have there.
He got after he got LASIK.
Yeah, and I got married.
There's some rumors that he's gonna go to the Steelers.
What? Yeah, people were saying.
Well, people in the Pittsburgh media say that Who the **** knows how to take this seriously? Pittsburgh beat writers are ****ing horrendous.
But I think Pittsburgh immediate like Marco Boli.
Marco Boli is ****ing such a fat slob.
And he just slugs around in a locker at work, and he's like, they need to get rid of ****in renegade, cause it's not win in the Steelers games.
Yeah, How about the fact that we have 1/3 string quarterback in Isn't winning his game's not ****ing a song by sticks in the ****ing renegade against buff alone ****ing hand the ball on the fact that we made the fact that we made Buffalo have to practice beating renegade shows that it's an effective tool to use.
I had to take time out of their traditional practice schedule toe ****ing play renegade over the loudspeakers and pump audience music into there.
And we had 1/3 string quarterback, so yeah, no, we didn't beat them because we had 1/3 string quarterback.
We thought it wasn't gonna run a need.
Need to really get something different when we're dumping those ketchup bottles.
Yeah, ****ing stupid.
Goodbye and good bully.
Ola crap on Lee.
All right, so, uh, uh, coming up is Skype frozen radio? No, I just was kind of hoping that I didn't have anything.
So the wide receivers we got Antonio Brown, Larry Fitz, Calvin Johnson.
Now I don't ****ing give a **** about anyone else Just Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees.
Obviously, you're You just ****ing hate Roger.
So you ago Drew Brees? Probably.
Um, I don't know.
I guess that was like, the big ****ing issue between everyone Waas, Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees.
But I I don't I just don't give a ****.
**** both of those guys.
Just have it be Tom Brady.
No one else can be it on this side.
Actually, I would potentially say ****ing Pat Mahomes.
How many years you've been in the league? Four.
Do you think so? Here.
I want to go back to what I asked you earlier there.
Do you think Pat Mahomes is gonna win? How many Super Bowls you say? What? 2020 17.
What's his rookie year? So he has been He's been playing for three years.
So, um, I I'm curious.
How many Super Bowls? You think the guy's gonna win? Because it's ****ing very hard to win, too.
Um, And you see a lot of quarterbacks that when the one you see Uncle Rex win too relative.
How many win more than two of them extent, so? Well, I mean, **** Eli Manning has Eli Manning has to.
Ben has to um, Peyton Manning has two or three, I think pay.
No, He has one with the colts, and he is one with the Broncos.
Did he have one with the Colts? Yeah.
He had one of the Colts earlier in his career year.
John Elway has to.
Brett far has one.
Aaron Rodgers has one.
You got a lot of guys in the 1 to 2 range three three.
Sets you away from the pack.
You step away from the back and I don't even know who has three.
If you go into four range than you've got Terry Bradshaw. Joe Montana.
Uh, what how many's Troy Aikman have? I think Troy Aikman might have three, two or three? Uh, hey, Siri, if he if he doesn't have any Super Bowls, does Troy Aikman have He should have another one given Thio him because Troy Aikman 13 Okay, well, he should have four because he broadcast with ****ing Joe Buck.
But Joe Buck down there, Block five.
Should we talk about bluff after the bluff? AB? I saw we both looked at the phone at the same time with people.
Text us down bluff.
So, bluff have we've been using.
Actually, we should even tell anybody about it because the servers are in such bad shape right now.
I don't want anyone.
Uh, it's basically a poker site that they someone build an online A free online poker site.
So we're just at Bluff AB? Yeah, winter.
They haven't tweeted since.
Which is the early days of Twitter? Yeah, that is how we're passing our corona quarantine.
The last time they tweeted was when the last time they tweeted was when you had to text message your tweets.
Were you on Twitter that early in the game when you had a text message? Your tweets? Yeah, that was alone.
I wish I would have never cause I've deleted so many twitters and Facebook's I wish Twitter is the one thing Now that they show you when you joined, I wish I would have always kept the same Twitter for my whole life.
But what can you do? What can you D'oh! Yeah.
Um yeah, hold on before before we get into bluff.
Abso pat Mahomes.
Uh, Patty, we've really gone off the rockers of Need trying to answer this question.
How many Super Bowls is he going to get? Dude, I think he definitely has another one in him.
Ah, the question is how our defense is as a hole in the league right now, going to adapt to this new style of quarterback or this new, effective style of quarterback.
Um, I think the pressure's on because Pat is more of a pocket presence with the ability to run while Lamar Jackson is more run.
I think defense's are going to overcompensate for a Lamar style offense, and that's gonna pull it pat and kind of a bind because he is going to have no run option.
But he's still he can sling that the ****ing rock 1,000,000 yards.
So, yeah, really isn't gonna be all that fat.
How about his ****ing girlfriend, though? Isn't she a ****ing *****? Who's the Who's worse, his girlfriend or his little brother? Other.
I think his girlfriend's worse. Honestly.
Well, I don't know.
His brother's pretty bad.
That's a ****ing hot.
His brother is pretty bad, but his brother's is at least younger.
Isn't his brother only 14? He's just like a big, dumb, gay 14 year old.
What? I think he just got his driver's permit.
So yeah, he's young.
I mean, there's He's like I said, He's just like a big, dumb, gay 16 year old kid.
He doesn't know what to do with himself.
He's goofy's awkward.
He doesn't know he's confused.
He ****ing gets love on tick talk.
I'm gonna kind of give him a free pass, even though still make fun of him.
But Mahomes girlfriend is like ****ing 26 or something.
She should know what the ****'s going on, and she's out here like Guess I ate that dish.
That remix will haunt me until my end of days.
And after they won the Super Bowl, you saw in the homes he was at, Ah, a post Malone concert in Kansas City.
I think Post Malone played in Kansas City, maybe to two or three days after, um, the Chiefs on the Super Bowl.
And so before post Malone comes out, ****ing Mahomes, like, walks out of the tunnel and goes into this balcony area to watch the concert and everybody.
Everybody's cheering him and he's loving.
He's got ****ing Bud Light.
He's ****ing crushing it like stone cold.
Steve Austin ****.
His brother's ****ing own crazy.
They're loving it and his girlfriend's being like a total ***** about it.
Like, don't have a good time.
You better ****ing relax and it's **** you, *****.
He just won the Super Bowl.
You're riding his coattail.
You're gonna get half of all of the **** at this point and like, **** you that I have you for being a miserable piece.
Yeah, Don't ****ing say that **** to me.
The Super Bowl is now.
You might never get to this moment again and your ***** anonymous whole cities behind them.
Post Malone's ****ing going off.
And like, the thing that I admire most about the chief's right now is really how much How? Like, they're just so close knit.
Yeah, it shows, like even on social media, they're giving each other a hard time.
They're having fun, but they I think that they're just using what everyone has said to them in the past as, like, this this fuel to the fire of Yeah, everyone doubted us last time.
They're gonna doubt us again.
We're gonna keep do it like, do these guys so But summing up my point If these guys stay together, I think they can make a very good run at at least two more.
That being said, they have, like almost the identical roster from last year going into this season.
So you know it's it's football.
It's not ****ing baseball where you know you could win.
You could sneak a win in in a seven game series, and it could go ****ing either way.
You know, 55 times out of 10 or you know, it's It's like a flip of the coin.
With the NFL, it's one and done. So.
Percentages aside, I think that these guys have a really good chance at making a run at back to back, back to back.
I I don't think that Mahomes win streak.
That's what I'll say to you.
Free stuff, man.
Three Put you in that elite class.
I mean, we're just trying to name them who? How many quarterbacks have three or more Super Bowls? It's a common Montana Tom Brady and Bradshaw.
That might be it.
I couldn't name any other ones.
There's countless amount of quarterbacks that have never even been to a suitable so and and I have just as many super wins as ah, Philip Rivers, let's put it that way.
Dan Marino make it to a Super Bowl? I don't think so.
I don't think Dan Marino ever made it literally one of the best to ever do it.
Never even never even smelled the ****ing jockstrap.
You know, the Steelers passed on Dan Marino because he was a total pothead clown in college and they knew that.
We should have brought him in.
And what the **** then we had Ah, what's his name Instead? The dude who had a bunch of weed in his trunk.
The running back then we had a B in love. Belle.
Who more? We in the trunk? Big, big browns, MIM this week.
Just a reminder.
The Steelers had a top 10 quarterback, the number one wide receiver in the top five, running back for 10 years and couldn't even make it to the Super Bowl.
That was the Browns mean of the week.
The Browns are mean.
You know, the proud.
They're ****ing I am actually very excited to play the Browns again this year.
The whole Myles Garrett thing, The whole I mean, **** Mason.
Rudolph Hope to God he's not part of the equation, but they got Austin Hooper.
Now, could you imagine if we had a healthy Ben to come back? Yeah, that's what's gonna happen this, you know, the game.
What was it? A week later or two weeks later, we played the Browns abi.
And two weeks later, and, you know, it was ah, Brown's Bangles. Brown's.
Okay, well, that's a helpful something.
Three weeks, man.
Yeah, Back when he had back when he had sports.
Those were the days, huh? Yeah, they were nice.
Could you imagine it, Belgium or Belle? If Ben just had, like, uh Ah, ****ing ankle contusion and Frankel contusion.
Roll Week was back for the next game, and he was back.
Dude, we would have beat them.
45 6 Well, hopefully we beat them 45 to 6.
The two times that we play against them.
Now they stand no chance.
Who who knows who knows what's gonna happen with them? Do you know who I'm actually looking out to have a great year next season.
Who's that? And I hate to say it because **** these guys, but it's the Philadelphia Eagles because they acquired Darius Slay from the Detroit Lions, who I think is a top corner and okay, Yeah, I know you're talking about and they got, um, dude from our team given Hargraves So they're they're going for it.
They want to get back to the promised land.
They don't have big **** Nick anymore, which I think is gonna end up being a curse for them.
But I can see them making a deep playoff run, maybe even being the the representative of the NFC in the Super Bowl this year.
Dude, honestly, I was really, really her.
Well, I shouldn't say hurt, but I was not pleased that we couldn't come to terms with hard rain for another year.
I really like him as a player.
I agree in people said, Oh, well, give on our graves.
He's just Ah, he was a product of, um whoever is playing with getting double teamed like absolutely no, which is total bull****.
The if anyone is a product of the person you're playing with getting double teamed, it's ****in later, but yo, *****.
But Dupri, who plays opposite of T.
Watt, who had a all pro season and had what, two interceptions? ****in seven forced fumbles.
9 13 sacks or something crazy, like, three times the staff.
That ****ing Miles Gary did.
So, uh, we're gonna get back in the drama.
I posted a Mim of Miles Garretts season versus T J Watt season and obviously TJ watch stats were better.
Myles Garrett was suspended for six games.
Yeah, Myles Garrett was suspended for six games, but I tweeted case closed, which I knew would just get under the skin of all the Browns fans because such, like a wow, whatever that ****heads name that's making those ****in Soriano videos.
Yeah. Did **** him.
I like Serie on.
Anyway, Um, a **** you yacht? He's in the cut.
He's gonna He's gonna clip this.
You're gonna be in his next victim.
Yeah, but anyway, um did if he if he lasted, how long we've been on? Almost as if he lasts an hour into this ****in, uh, radio show.
I'd be I'm ****, I would he be 11 of us? You? Well, so anyway, I knew that that that mean was going to get under people's skin with all the stats.
But here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
People said people's biggest response, which I knew was gonna be.
We'll focus on Miles Garrett only played 10 games. You focus, you idiot.
I can't tell you how many people said that.
Which they weren't Dan Armstrong in me.
They had a legitimate point.
But, um yeah, the But if you think about it, why did Myles Garrett only play 10 games? Because he's a ****ing idiot, TJ.
What? Didn't only play 10 games.
Yeah, so that's the point right there.
Miles Garrett ****ing toke a guy's helmet off and hit him over the head with it.
Doesn't matter what led to it.
No excuse your ****ing suspended for six games.
It's your fault.
No one else did that on the field.
No one else ****ing took someone else's home and often hit them in the head with it.
So, God, not only was that one of off that can only be compared to Happy Gilmore.
Taking a skate off and trying to stab a guy.
Yes, but that was his third offense, right? In 2019 because he punched Delaney Walker. Week one.
And what was the other one? That was, like, kind of in the middle.
He hits someone I don't know who was after.
It was like kind of borderline after the whistle, like a quarterback with sliding or something.
Here's here's old.
I'll lay the ****ing groundwork to this after his first offensive last year, his second offense, which probably could have gone either way.
Or you could have been lenient on if he doesn't punch a dude in the head.
The 2nd 1 doesn't happen, however.
Then he doubles down and takes another person's helmet and hits them over the head with it.
So you know what? Well deserved.
**** this mother****er.
Did we can go to in a 1,000,000 two million? But if we just be the Browns twice, she Yeah, I love it, though.
I love that the rivalries renewed cause for how long we went every week.
I mean, it's renewed.
I think it's renewed.
Do the robberies definitely renewed? Listen, I know it's definitely real, brother, that you put him in the ad lock and just give him the knuckle on.
Rough their hair up like, Oh, you got one way.
We let you win every once in a while.
Just say you keep playing push, push their head jokingly a little bit too hard into the lockers and give him a lump for the next couple weeks.
All right, well, let me put it this way.
I am excited that there is excitement for when we play the Browns, because I will agree with that.
For the longest time as a Steelers fan, I would be so pumped up every week who we're playing this week.
Oh, it's some team from the NFC that we haven't seen a while.
This is gonna be interesting.
Oh, it's the Patriots.
This is going to be, You know, we might We're probably gonna ****ing lose.
But let's you know, we went in or Oh, we're playing the Ravens.
This is gonna **** and be awesome.
This is always an epic game.
Lovett physical were playing the Bangles like who's gonna ****ing get suspended? Blah, blah, blah.
And then and then to be Oh, we're playing the Browns this weekend.
We're gonna ****.
Like, are you kidding me? You're gonna play the ****ing Brown's.
I mean, it's nice to get a win, but it's just not exciting.
It's like watching a movie already know the ****ing ending.
Um, I think out of any any team in the north, Um, the Ravens in the last 10 years have been my favorite ****ing games.
Yeah, I love Ravens games.
And even, uh, for a lot of people that don't know, um, we all go to a family Christmas party every year.
Christmas night, Christmas weekend.
We've been flipping around the last couple of years, but for, like, I don't know, 15 years.
Front. No, not 15 years.
I've been going up for 50.
Let's call it 10 10 years when we actually started getting **** faced up there.
But, I mean, no, no, under no underage drinking, we don't.
Yeah, we don't condone underage drinking.
That's that's absurd.
How many times in the last four years has it been ****in ravensweek going into Christmas? And like, way would d'oh.
Almost like I don't want to say dress their ****ing themes.
So any time it was, we'd have dress up parties, anything but clothes.
Have you been doing anything but clothes Party? Yeah.
Would you wear Ah, I wore only a trash bag, but like on the bottom and I didn't wear drawers.
Yeah, because you can't wear drawers.
It's anything but clothes.
Yeah, So I just, like, put a trash bag over my head and opened it and then arms out and then yeah, and then you how How did the trash but cover your junk or what? Because I know you've got, like, what, a 10 inch **** hanging out below.
I did the extra large.
It kept the hammer, and Jack kept the hand.
You kept the hammer in the bag.
What are the girls wear? What? Girls wear it on anything but clothes party.
I Was it a college thing? Yeah.
Yeah, that's definitely a college thing.
Anything with closed? Yeah.
What? Know how many times we get so ****ing fired up for ravensweek? And it was I'm fired up for anything but clothes parties now.
Do you think you could have been anything first? First browns, game of the year.
Anything but clothes, Gas.
Do you think you could have been anything but clothes party as an adult? I'm sure you could, depending on your friends.
Like if we said hey, it's gonna be Thanksgiving.
It faith for Thanksgiving this year.
we're doing anything but clothes.
We could get someone down.
Someone tell Aunt Gertrude it's anything but I actually feel like they got it.
I'm not aware of talking for off.
She just comes wearing beads.
She just comes with the ****in tail.
It's just **** beads sticking out of her ass.
And Gertrude's a ****ing wild chick a lot of time.
Marty, Marty, girl and Kurt Tree down Party girl.
All right, I got a ****ing ****.
I drank six beers while we're cast, and I say we wrap it up.
All right, gunny? Fun things to tell the crowd.
No, I just I just wanna and this on kind of like a really bad note, but, you know, maybe things aren't as bad as they seem.
Um, there was a chick.
You know how people spray down the roads like spray paint for, like, plumbing and **** when they're working on like, a house.
And I feel like yellow circle, this this whatever.
And then blue circle that and white line this in the road and sure Well, today it was It was raining, and I'm driving into work relatively early.
And there was this woman that was spray painting, like the markings that she needed to do.
But there was a stream of water, and as I'm driving by, she sprays it twice.
And it basically all just goes into the stream of water on the curb.
And it and that's all she did was essentially spray spray paint into a little stream.
And And I go through the stop sign, that kind of laugh, and she just, like, goes up, throws the ****in spray, paint can down, and you can see that she audibly says, ****, um, anything.
So you know what? Enjoy your ****ing quarantine.
It's not as bad as it is.
You could still be trying to do your job in the rain in it, and nothing's working, so it could be worse, baby.
All right, I'm gonna leave you guys off with a little message.
Not for me, but from our newest fan.
Her name is Elena Bell.
My name is Helena.
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We ****ing on it and love it. All right, Elena.
Bella, thank you for being our biggest fan for Steve over there.
Tuesday, We're rocking and rolling.
I guess we'll call it more about nothing, Jagoff.
Whatever you wanna call it.
Yeah, a little more about nothing.
Uh, they stopped way do it Thursday, getting the whole crew together on Thursday where we do it.
We're gonna try, right? You ****ers are It must be really ***y.
Funny, So I don't get you, I think no.
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