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Whatever it is, I hope you don't, uh, hope you die.
You rot world good over here.
Right? I'm still alive. All right.
I'm still kicking you.
I haven't had any drinks during the, uh, the cove it crisis, but, ah, today work was just poo poo, and I said, **** it.
I'm gonna go buy a bottle of whiskey and ah, drinking some Canadian club here in Canada.
You weren't drinking, and then you hit it hard.
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So I used to have two men good ****, and they got this other **** here.
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So I did shave my face going into hibernation because I am working from home now exclusively.
So I figured I'd shave it all off, and then we'll see what I looked like by the end of this all.
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What about you? Not quarantine.
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We have one engineer who's working from home.
Um, but I was told you were the captain.
Son, you are not allowed to stay home.
Even though I could work from home.
They're not letting me.
So I have to go down with the ship.
I'm one of many captains, so, uh, you know, it's all good, but actually, I'm not quarantine.
I am working from home, and I let you guys in on a little secret.
The reason why I am is well, my wife is being forced to work from home because she's pregnant.
I'm gonna be a daddy.
So yes, she is four and 1/2 months pregnant, and, ah, because of it.
Obviously, I felt I wanted a good employee, but I was gonna be a good father.
I don't want you coming back home over every day, so I ended up getting my way and I'm working from home.
It's good and bad because there's so much staff and it's good to see people in phase.
But it's good to spend some time at home to ah, boo to the face and chest is Whoa.
Daz, I'm a little bit disappointed.
I've been waiting for the announcement, and I asked you before we went live.
When you gonna do And you're like, Oh, I don't think it's important.
And then you ****ing did.
I got no, Like, I'm not prepared for this.
I was gonna have some sort of celebration song that came out, but I think it was hunger was first to it.
So he's the godfather.
Too bad, J. Mom.
Now I think he's a good godfather to you.
Give some very nice baritone, you know, stories and Lulla byes to my child.
That voice it's it's in anybody to sleep.
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And we do have manscaping, which we've already talked about.
But before we get going into the wrestling, um, first of all, congratulations.
You son of a *****.
Let's talk about let's talk about kids.
For all my kids are still awakes with 6 40 so you might hear them a little bit later, but are you ready for this? I mean, I just figured I'm getting old, and I got to do it now if I'm going to do it at all.
But a part of me also looks at the world in the current state of things.
And I'm like, Am I doing a good thing bringing a kid into this world? I think you're all right.
I don't mean like and ready.
I think the world is all right to take another human. I don't think that's a big deal.
I don't think the world's in that.
That bad of a place people think it is, but, um wow, you're gonna have a kid did.
Well, you hear about the things we got going on right now, right? So we know Kobe.
It is this big thing that's happening.
Everything locked down, Everyone trying to be prepared.
We're seeing that the numbers in China are going down.
It took them literally like blow torching doors, close.
Getting people inside.
Italy, obviously, is having a hard time getting under control.
Now US is being hit hard.
You don't know how it's gonna affect Canada in the long run.
Obviously, we're going to be taking measures.
But we're hearing all these stories about people who are throwing windows through like Asian people's restaurants.
Or there was even a stabbing to somebody also, who was like born raised Montreal but was of Asian descent.
And you know, it's no, it's no joke with my are no news like my wife is Japanese, right? So you know there is that small fear there as well, too.
So just like looking at society and how people are and even calling at the Chinese virus Dangerous times, man, Look, the swine flu H one n one.
Those are all those Those came from here.
So we're not calling that the North American virus.
There's a Spanish flu.
We don't call the African flu.
No, but I'm just an air.
We think the Spanish was from Spain.
I don't think it waas, but I feel you.
I feel we're divided as a people.
We need to come together, cough together, cover each other's.
No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that.
Okay, so, um are do you know the *** of the baby? I find out next Thursday, but I do feel like it's going to be a boy slash hockey player slash wrestler.
How many Asian hockey pictures? They're there, but well, here's the thing.
French last name, right? With Asian DNA.
I think I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a gifted hockey playing child.
What? What age would you? What agent is gifted his ocular uh, what's his name? Um ah.
From the Washington Capitals, the Washington Capitals vibrated in from ST Louis to the Washington Capitals and never played a game in the nature.
No, no, we talking about He was like the M V p got, like, one of trophies during the Come on, man.
Oh, shi t j Oshie TJ Oh, she's not Asian.
Yes, Yes, he's half Asian.
You crazy? T j Oshie is not Asian.
He's half Asian.
He's got Asian roots.
There is no way you were talking about, Dude.
There is no way I look at this on.
I got a look at this. This is crazy.
I okay, talk Because I'm looking at it right now.
That will blow my mind if you blow my mind to it.
I'm wrong. Personal life.
Oh, Gee is from Amish Phoebe Abbott Nation and then an evident and coming over in an internal.
Dude, he's not Asian.
He's like an Indian or some ****.
Can we pretend we pretend that he's Asian, So I made my point here.
OK, what about What about? Okay, Didn't Montreal one? There's one that actually played on Ah, the Islanders.
And he was supposed to be something big and he ended up being nothing ho san or something that they must But Suzuki, Nick Suzuki's on the next day. It was easy.
And he's on the Montreal Canadians.
Yeah, that's my future boy.
Okay, let me Come on, let me have my thing that I have a better shot of him being like, you know, in new.
Maybe he'll go to New Japan.
That's not even racist, but I do want him to learn.
Ah, a Japanese, French and English.
So this will be It will be a smarter one.
Oh, that That might have been racist.
Okay, but yes, I am excited.
I'll be a lot to look forward to it a lot.
A lot going to come in my way.
I know that for sure.
So I'll be reaching out to you for some daddy tips.
I'm pretty sure love your vice is gonna be just smacked them.
Don't come to me for that Private. A good. Yeah.
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Is she literally drew possible? Did you literally Google Jackson? Yes, of course I did.
So I thought Okay.
It's It's weird Not gonna lie before we get into things.
This whole no crowd. ****.
What does it feel like for you? W E b e.
It's been really weird.
Uh, and I don't know if a w had time to kind of sit back and take a look at it and see what everybody was doing because I was talking to cousin.
I saw him this past weekend.
One of things he was saying is like, obviously, it's weird.
There's no pops, you know, which is kind of weird when something's coming out doing their entrance.
There's no cheering.
It's, you know, good and bad in some senses, because I'm sure they don't want to have people yelling, boring.
But one thing we were talking about was like, Man, they should have dubbed W superstars in the audience sitting in those seats at least trolling or doing something.
And that could be fun, right? I guess they're trying to minimize the amount of people there, travel issues and all that stuff.
Maybe some superstars aren't feeling safe, but a W this past week actually had that.
They had people in the audience betting on matches, cutting little promo.
So you were there.
I thought that was pretty fun, at the very least, so that was a small way to improve it.
But I have to admit, the whole thing has been a bit strange, and I think that he's been handling it a little bit lazy in terms of just replaying pay per view, matches and stuff like that.
So you mean the replay on pay per view matches? Well, like on smack, I think Smackdown this past week that replayed the whole tag team Ah, elimination chamber match from your house? Yeah, the whole match.
And then this past draw this past week on Raw.
They're talking about Drew McIntyre going up against Brock Lesner and pretty much replayed the whole rumble.
So a W definitely goes a long way in terms of putting together a complete show.
It felt like a complete show.
Just without the crowd.
The VW was more like one or two segments with a couple of replays and packages.
I mean, we saw it in 60 this past week.
Next, he was purely Gargano Champa Package.
Pretty much up until the last half hour.
Look, I'll sell you The package was ****ing awesome.
It was a cool package to watch until he returned the production value.
But, I mean, I thought it was pretty lazy.
They clearly didn't want to win the ratings war, which they probably didn't care about this week.
But I felt like a w You had a little bit more of a complete show, um, people *****ing complaining about having to watch the rumble over.
The only one thing about that is actually enjoyed watching it again.
I watched it up until the point where Brock got eliminated just to really go back and watch just how hard Brock work during this match.
It was pretty ****ing cool.
Brock did a great job in Rumble.
There's no denying that.
I mean, we talked about it like Brock pretty much redeemed himself.
Not that didn't even needed to.
I always thought it was a pretty good worker, he said, like three or four bad matches and I don't have any trouble with with a guy working part time like that.
I think it's lame that champions air on raw every week in a match, Especially so, no, I get, like, not wanting to watch the rumble again.
But whatever it is, what it is, I mean, basically, this week was a w.
So it was a w was a dam on smack down.
It was funny because we're talking about the return of Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy finally came back, took on bearing Corbin and a very just plain Jane Jeff Hardy kind of match, right? He comes in, he faces Baron Corbin has been a thorn in Roman, reigns aside and dispose of him like nothing hits all his signature moves.
Swanson pens M crowd isn't there to cheer his return s.
So it was a bit weird, and then they just kind of stuff in the only thing, I would say it's triple H kind of tried to make it fun.
I don't know if you're reading, but he basically, like, was on commentary that they did the camera work.
Um, there was a part where Sachin Banks and Billy were taking on Bliss and Nicky Cross and Oscar came down.
The ramps are dancing, distracted them and cause, like, a whole kind of ****ed, you know, kind of extraction and the ending of that match and triple hitch minute funny joke where he's like, I didn't see Oscar, I guess she came in through the crowd.
You know, little things like that were fun.
They try to do what they could.
Triple H had a little speech beforehand talking about how they're trying to bring you no good a content based on the current situation.
Very similar to a Cody did this past week in a w.
I feel Cody obviously was a little bit more personal, little bit Maur.
I guess you know we're mad, Uncle.
Yeah, I guess so.
But people seem to really, really appreciate Cody's gesture, forgetting the triple aged kind of tried to do the same thing.
So, um, you know is what it is in that regard.
Well, let's be honest.
I mean, the world looks that Cody Rhodes is the golden boy.
And Cody Rhodes is honestly, is my favorite wrestler.
Yeah, he's fantastic.
Yeah, And he really cares about you know, about the people.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean triple Itch doesn't like Oh, I know, I know.
You gotta look at it like this.
Yeah, but you gotta look at it.
Over the last few years, there's been no real front runner in W W B.
Because nobody is willing to take what is theirs or claim what is theirs.
Triple H Regardless, who he was having *** with or who he was married into.
Why wouldn't you do what he did? Anybody would have done what he did.
And that's what makes that's what made wrestlers great in the nineties and the two thousands.
Is that stone cold? Steve Austin wouldn't eat **** for anybody that he didn't respect.
You know Shawn Michaels, bread hard.
All these guys, they meet it to the top.
And they were so over organically because they took what was theirs.
And then all of a sudden, WW superstars stop doing that and look who we have now. Look at the product.
It's late. There's no superstars.
Yeah, I'm looking at the matches that they have had, though over on like Ron Smackdown and like we had, you know, Daniel Daniel Bryan taking on bizarro.
It was Jeff hurry taking on Baron Corbin.
And a lot of these matches air just like they're really short.
And they're not really exciting matches.
I would say of these for a W.
And I watched it this week like I enjoyed every match and didn't feel I actually forgot a time. There was no crowd there.
Pops during the matches was okay.
Like it wasn't weird during the matches because the weight of these wounded on the rink, they didn't have all those angles.
That kind of kept it in one still shot and a W did do a good job.
But ultimately, like this.
The question When I ask you should they just not bother right now? Like should they just shut her down and and wait WrestleMania ideo? I think I think WrestleMania going the performance center of it's a bit surprising Two days, right? Yeah, I guess because they want to break up the pain that it's going to be for us to watch it and look, I don't want to be there on the guys on the Internet ****ting, moaning, complaining, saying, This is the worst **** ever and my life is over and I had tickets to WrestleMania and this is my dream.
But I mean, what do you want to do? Do you want to do not cancel it? And you know, this should go on longer.
Um, I wanna have the same show, though.
I wanna have the crowd.
I won't have the Pops.
I think a lot of people deserve to have that crowd and Drew McIntyre wins the performance center.
I feel ****ing bloody terrible for that guy because I feel like he deserves that ovation.
He deserves that pop, so I hope they end up deciding to postpone it.
I would love to have WrestleMania in June.
Let's see what happens happen in June.
Have some time right after.
That would be a good way to make it up to us.
Russell Mania Summer Slam Back to back.
Yeah, I completely, really that Let's just cut out some of the paper of using her trash right and and have have money in the bank.
WrestleMania money in the bank.
You could even cut out survivor stories for all I care and Royal rumble like, Let's just make your rumble survivor stories I'm with because it's been should know.
I didn't say could I said, cut out servicers and just have the room.
Uh, record says Don't worry, Drew ain't gonna win And I have to read them.
I think I think he's right. I think he's right.
Especially now, Like it's just If there was a moment to make for Drew, they're not gonna waste it here, or they will do it to give us a moment.
The performance center Who? I don't know if you can create a moment performance there, but I agree with you.
I feel like W w E just said, **** this.
We're gonna phone it in and you know, a WK.
Listen, let's let's talk about this because, yeah, it was the most talked about show this week.
Yeah, there was a ton of content that came out like we have the exalted one coming in had a regular show taught the bottom matches segments.
Not like Hey, here's a video package of a match that happened two months ago.
And then we'll put Uncle Steve Austin drinking some beers at the end.
Yeah, it definitely was.
Was Maur put together.
But you can tell the W W.
Was planning on having certain storylines leading to WrestleMania.
There were certain things that were supposed to happen.
They were very transitional to the story that was gonna be told at WrestleMania, whereas A W doesn't have that paper view looming.
And a W had this clear cut dynamite story line to tell right and they hadn't.
And and what's crazy is that I'll give it to them.
Bold as **** tohave the exalted one debut X W W e Guy Luke Harper Now Brody Lee back to Brody Lee Have him debut, then have Vanguard One debut, then have Matt Hardy close off the show on guard one.
Yeah, he's ah, his drone.
Oh, my I will say though I will say I really feel bad for Matt Hardy.
I don't feel back.
You Imagine the pop that he would have ****ing had that building would have been exploding Dooley Dooley when they would have seen that drone because everyone was like, What's this? Drought relief.
So I know it's a journalist.
Come on, you know, But it was with no crowd reaction.
It was kind of kind of cheesy.
What is this sound? It was kind of me all kind of new and then having him there like it was awesome.
I'm you know, I'm having Harper appear as well, though I think mat hard.
You should've been the exalted one.
But on the flip side, our picket a promo, our roadie like a promo.
And it wasn't terrible, so good for him.
Hopefully, you know, I guess he also was like, I'm coming in.
I don't want to be somebody psychic or somebody's lackey or somebody's bodyguard.
I want to be important, and this is a good way to do it.
I'm very interested to see where they go with this.
He's done this whole thing fighting with the elite or fight on the side.
Really like where does he go from here? Does he join? The darker word is you go down the dark Order is gonna be Luke Harper against Minority because A W only sells big ticket matches with next mbw superstar, That's what.
I was going to say if all these top double stars now that they're circling around, right, Matt Brody.
Ah, you have Jericho.
You have Moxley of Cody to some degree.
You got Jake the snake there, you got.
All these guys are ex WW guys.
Hi, Dillinger of his American I Dillinger finally got out there.
He took the Corona virus to get Shawn Spears and time on TV.
They're like, Hey, Sean, are you willing to travel? He's, like, ****ing right.
****ing write TV time.
****ing rain. Let's go.
But you know, you say that.
Poor Matt Hardy at the same time, he's the only thing being talked about.
Not the only thing being talked about. That's not true.
But the stage was hiss, meaning nothing was going on a double w e they could have taken away from from his debut and same thing with with Bert Ely.
You know, it was only his awkward.
Want attire? Know the attorney? You should be wearing just jeans and T shirts.
Still don't see why you couldn't.
He should look exactly like Lou Garber that trashy Skinner looked work for.
Yeah, he looked dopey.
Right now he looks like a crush coming back.
Or like he looks a gallows like it's a gallon higher.
It's, like, a little too loose.
Like you want to **** your pants a bit.
And yeah, and the purple eye on this a way was, but yeah, not looking.
Let's not complain, huh? Is out of prison.
We freed him. Yes, it is. Excellent.
You, I'm Hey, look and I will give them credit, Man, pulling these big moves are big things happening during non televised events or during these empty read events.
Instead of standing up for later doing it without it keep moving forward.
Having something to talk about and still pulling the trigger on it will be.
But we have this week, okay? Like a lot of people will really enjoy the stone cold Steve Austin segment.
I literally sat there and was thinking how kind of stupid it seemed.
But look, then then I kind of sat back and I was like, You know what, though if the fans were there, it would be different.
It's because the fans weren't there.
And I bet you, if you actually went back and told, took a bunch of stone cold Steve Austin segments and pulled out the crowd, it would be awkward.
I don't know if you pulled up the crowd from 99.
999% of wrestling, it would be ****ing weird and awkward.
I just think it could have been cool for stone cold to come out there with his beer and just have, like, you know, hard, too hard.
The crowd kind of telling them things are gonna be okay.
We're gonna get through this together in his gruff kind of way.
Uh, the whole, like Austin 3 16 day thing and then going through those cue cards, I don't know, it was a bit cheesy.
And having Becky come out was cool, but kind of cheesy.
And then the whole thing with, uh, whatever the announcer is, came out of the ring with ringside.
Dude came down, got some centers, cool that street profits came down. Got some stunners. Cool.
Uh, and Becky should have been drinking harder pouring that beer over.
She should have it up in the turn buckles, man, I don't know.
I just It was okay.
That's the best they gave us this week, I guess, though, honestly, okay, like there's means going around on the Internet.
People saying like If you didn't think wrestling was lame, watch this and it's like them coming out to an empty arena.
Um, it's I'm stuck like a w was good, but they did a very good job at hiding that they're in an empty arena.
There's many times I watched it where I forgot they were in an empty arena.
Yeah, there was, There was.
But ultimately, like that's what kind of makes pro wrestling is to see the reaction like we're all pro wrestling fans because, yes, we love pro wrestling.
Yes, it's nostalgia to her childhood, but the same time like, you know, guys like me and you as un smarty as we wanna be.
We still kind of judge things based on pop based on reaction based on backstage politics and all that good stuff.
So that whole element is being pulled out for guys like us.
Um, I don't know.
I'm I'm really tourney.
I watched clips of WW and said, There's no way they should be doing this.
This is like suicide.
And then I watched the w.
And I couldn't tell if they were being bold or they were being like humble bragger Zohra kind of hipsters being like we're going to do an empty arena.
And our fans are gonna like it regardless because they're obsessed with us, right? I don't know which side of the line I'm on, but I think I'm gearing towards them just shutting it down like just shut it down.
If broads back down didn't need to happen, then wrestle me, It could be postponed and storylines with still makes a kind almost didn't need to happen because there's so little story being told.
I mean, inspect that we saw John Sena and the fiend or Johnson hombre y, which actually that was pretty good.
I thought that wasn't too bad. Bribery.
Why, it's promo is actually really good.
He gave it as Bray.
Um, that was probably the best part of smack down for me, But I'm a double B guy.
I like a W and for my opinion, watching I watched Mac Donald Foley.
I watch Roth fully this past week Raw didn't have a few okay moments, but a W I found maybe they had a week to look back and see what everybody else was doing and finding ways that Paul should often making better.
You have things like putting kind of the, I guess, the crowd of the roster around the craft around the ring.
I don't know if they had regular pyro.
I can't remember, but a W was still busting out there. Pyro.
They did a very good job of kind of making you forget.
And they all she had matches through and through.
Like if you can have a regular car, a regular show, top to bottom.
And that's something that the WSB is not doing to keep throwing together these video packages replaying matches.
So I agree with you, they probably should just put it on hold, postpone WrestleMania, honor the tickets or whatever, and then just have it happened in June and or whatever it is gonna pass.
And I think it would be amazing.
People would be excited.
Finally, when it's back and you know we're allowed to go out into the streets again, I think this is gonna make the event.
Even Maur impact Wilmore.
And while I think there's going to be something special in terms of you know, we were all there. WrestleMania 36.
We remember this happened and the performance Central crap.
It's a little bit unique.
I think postponing it would have been the right right way to go.
Yeah, I agree with you 100%.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
I mean, we got we got the announcement that, uh, Gransky, whatever his name is wrong. Kia.
Gronk is going to host WrestleMania over.
You got two days of how ground, guys.
Well, first of all, the host usually comes out of the beginning, and that's pretty much it, right? Pretty much all they really want to know.
Yeah, I don't know.
This is like wrestle mania in the performance center.
Like, is that better than just not doing it? You need that long ramp to walk down, right? You need that long ramp you that I don't know.
Just like it's so short from the entrance way to the ring in the performance center.
Like, are they really gonna invest the money to really make it look pretty and I don't know, You know, they're gonna have fireworks.
Can they do fireworks? When? When Whoever wins the champion.
Roman. What? Raines wins the championship.
Is Roman res okay? Is gonna hold up sparklers instead? I know what we're gonna D'oh! Okay, We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna listen to a plug for boot to the face when we come back.
Let's talk about the WrestleMania card because we're talking about things in a pretty general sense.
But let's go through the WrestleMania card and try and predicted.
Now, based on what's going on with Kobe 19 or we hear Chris is lovely voice from boot to the face.
I do want to give a shout out for the women who wrestled on a W this week.
This is actually a pretty solid match, Penelope for Rio County.
Yoshida, stat Lander one.
I'm like they're one of my more preferred matches I've seen in a w so props out to you ladies, We're good.
All right. Good service.
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That's boots in the face with the number two as all you ready thinking What do you think? What away? You think that you get ready out too? That ****ing poster So ****ing for listeners out there.
Desk is held up.
Posters were talking Original VX.
Shawn Michaels, Triple X China.
This thing was literally out of a magazine from Lake.
I gotta think like 1997 1998.
Back in your parents house, we probably went down to town and bought that **** with our ****ing allowance change.
You just said my dad on the way back from work, you would pick up **** for me like magazines and stuff.
And I think this was one of my also got this ****ing and beautiful, beautiful piece of work right here, love.
Hello? Listeners who can't see us what it is That is the artwork from Rob Shamburger, who does all the W b r.
He got Shawn Michaels with his championship belt and his d x in your house.
97 Dear friends.
Gorgeous piece of work ***** from the champion who apparently is one of the worst champions ever.
According to Jake, the snake ****ing Roberts was a friend of ours.
No longer friend of ours.
He can suck a big ****ing deck.
Okay, if he's gonna see it talk **** about Shawn Michaels and Bret Harte.
What happened? Because you inform me about this right before we went live, I was reading it before I went on.
We went on and I was just Oh, so disappointed and just basically shooting the **** and saying how the little he's saying that the worst champions of all time I remember Ginger Mahal is up there, guys? Yeah, and I know he's not in there.
Jake the Snake ****ing Harper.
It's bitter, man, but I don't know, man.
He basically says they couldn't put acid in siege, which on? OK, You know, you get some say to some degree, but look at WrestleMania 12.
Like that ****ing match.
Both those men put so many assets and seeds on, they were ****ing great workers.
What his definition is, if you can't, if you can't see them wrestling under the giant and they're not credible champions, I guess because I mean, what is a small guy? That was this thing because they were smaller guys, and they feel like they couldn't put acid in seats.
But, man, Bret Harte was one of the best of all time in terms of his working, nobody can ****in tell stories.
And the ring, like, heated.
Almost all this matches could be viewed as classics.
And Shawn Michaels of the ****ing man.
I mean, like, yeah, I love him.
But, I mean, he is debatable, Lee, you know, not just by me by many people.
One of their favorites and one of the best of all time.
Not be bets, but one of the best of all time. Jake the snake.
I got two words for you, man.
Yeah, I don't have that clip anymore already.
Yeah, I think I feel like Jake the snake was probably like, you know, holding Finally left, macho man finally left.
Ric Flair was back in WCW.
He was probably Here's my time and they were like, We're going with the younger crowd.
Jake, we're going Guys like Bret the hitman Hart and Shawn Michaels.
He's probably the bottle down for more than 15 minutes.
Yeah, I So I like to think that I like Jake the snake ****ing great psychologist.
But you couldn't put out acid seats either. Buddy.
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All right, let's move over to wrestle me.
We're we're gonna talk about Let's make some really predictions based on everything that's going on right now.
We have seven matches on the Wiki page eight.
No, it's just not on your edge in Randy Orton did.
There's no way that just got at it like I literally just No, it's not on the Wikipedia page, and Yorkin hasn't accepted.
Okay, so let's start off with that, then Randy Orton versus the edge.
Ah, This is a what last man standing match.
We saw a bunch of butt hurt snowflakes on the Internet, saying, Oh my God, how can they make a last man Sandy Masters Drink au vin? I thought it was funny.
I don't think it's e think it's I think it's probably even see the connection, I think.
But I don't think it's blue.
Whatever men you know, like who cares? I don't even see the connection, man. I really don't.
People be like there's blood.
There shouldn't be blood out there.
She could be transmitted and maybe did they wash their hands.
Guys, I said they washed their hands.
Where's their masks? Where the gloves? Yeah, so did I.
I don't I don't see a relation.
I laughed at it and like whatever, you know, like last man standing matches air not knew if they just came out with one.
Now, maybe the timing right and they came in a week.
It's insensitive, insensitive to white.
The fact that we're seeing right now who the last man standing will be out of all the boomers.
That's not even true.
Do the people that are dying or like 80 Yeah.
Boomers deal that.
That that was aren't even boomers, man.
80 year olds aren't boomers.
Well, they called.
That was the boomer was a 60 year olds.
55 year olds, the boomer do murder.
I don't know there, but yes, yes, people who are older with respiratory problems, asthmatic people, people of pneumonia.
Obviously, we got to make sure those people are well taken care of.
But for the average person, it shouldn't be too bad.
But we want to minimize the spread and flatten the curve.
That way, the health system can take care of us all in time instead of all at once.
And there is your lesson on Corbett.
I'm waiting for the people to say I How dare you call last man standing? It should be called last person standing.
All right, Right.
I agree with you.
Yeah, and and? And I can't wait till people say, you know **** Foley, You know, you used to call mankind.
He should be called people kind.
You're digging their e.
I think our Canadian fans would understand that because Justin Trudeau trying to change the cane anthem, I don't think it was Trudeau.
Oh, it was Trudeau.
And what would you change it to all our command to all our? No, he says mankind.
I think the one pointing the song and he wanted to switch to people was also in all our sons command and all of our days, command, I don't ****in Anyways, I'll get in trouble. So whiskey.
Uh Okay, so we got the edge versus Randy or looking along the edge.
That's pretty cool.
That's what I like to dio already ordered versus the edge in the last person standing match.
Ah, for really just ****s and giggles, I guess.
Um, but this is gonna play out anti arena, and the referee is gonna be counting the 10 super loud like I'm Randy orders gonna **** these days either He's like, he's not in the WrestleMania poster.
And he's like, saying What is it about garage? No, no, I didn't see anything wrong.
What? You say you put me on the spot here? I got a father tweet.
I think it was Instagram and he was like, let me count the reasons or something.
Yeah, something, uh, something loans. I was out on Gronk.
I thought it was just more like He's ****ed that he's not on the poster.
No, Gronk was on the boaster.
Yeah, I didn't think originally it was Randy Orton.
There wasn't no way.
Way? Well, either way, let him look into that.
But ah, yeah, I don't know.
There's gonna be day one or day, too.
We see EJ and Roman reigns drawing barbs at each other just to see who's gonna main event and who's gonna be stealing the show.
Um, you know, they're trying to make the best situation Edges kind of spending it in a positive light.
You know, the performance center of the arena with **** Foley and the rock people are gonna keep throwing that out there until WrestleMania is over.
Um, but yeah, obviously is not gonna be the same.
I think the crowd of Asian would be really cool to see EJ actually wrestling and all that ****.
But you know, who knows? Maybe they're going to try to end up being creative here, go around all around the arena similar to the rock in mankind.
But guides all these matches aren't going to be as impactful in an empty arena.
But you know, ej is obviously going to go over and then I don't think anybody will cheer.
Nobody will chair.
Nobody will chair.
I mean, I don't think we have to go match by match.
Well, let's do the championship matches.
I think those are the most important ones, right? Like, are they gonna make these these huge changes too, you know, 2020.
Going forward with an empty arena.
And do you think this is a toot? Like the two night rest of anything? They've been talking about this for a while.
Ah, I think new Japan has two days for Russell Kingdom or the Do two days from one of their pay per views.
And ah, the thirsty fans seem to get all but in the pants about it.
I don't want to see rest you want, is it? Maybe G one would.
She was, like, a ****ing month.
Yeah, I don't like that anyways.
Okay. Brock Lesner versus Drew McIntyre.
Who do you got? One in this one? I have to feel like Brock's gonna go over.
You think Brock's even gonna show up to this? He's gonna be like **** this covert.
I'm in Saskatchewan.
Can even fly in from Canada.
So the border is closed tonight, but maybe by that point, they won't allow it.
The borders have been closed outside of like, transport.
Now, like, you know, like, I think you're allowed If you're you citizen to travel E.
I think I could go to Florida if I wanted to.
The borders closed.
So maybe fool me Flying is still okay.
Uh, you know, I was having *** with my wife.
I know they closed the borders to Canada except for United States citizens, but now they extended it. Okay.
The only difference is the only way to get in is if you're bringing goods and service is okay, but what about business travel? I don't know about flight.
Not in the book, not through the border.
Is this real life like, is this really happening? Like senators? I gotta pinch myself and be like because I'm kind of like the shock is gone, right? Would you agree with that? Shock is going on.
I mean, I'm worried about obviously, if we all businesses closed, how we gonna pay our bills? But I guess we're gonna have some kind of plan in place for that.
That's my only worry.
I know what we see.
We're gonna end up getting through all this ****, and I think, like, you know, we're slowly getting on top of it.
Ah, and, uh, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. We are in Canada.
Seems just things just seem to be getting shut down more and more and more.
Well, because we're not at that phase and all the other countries were at it, you know? And I think sitting on the border for me at least is probably spotted to do now just to kind of curve it and kind of get those numbers down before they get way, way, way, way too high, you know? Yeah.
Imagine we do it now than later and pretend it was a hoax.
So, yeah, in this room, I guess you kinda have to be careful.
And you gotta you gotta be that one guy that you can't be that one guy.
That's like, Oh, ****. I didn't do it.
And look what happened now? Yeah.
Okay. Brock Lesner.
Drew McIntyre, Empty arena.
Who's winning the WW championship here? Rock residue. McIntyre.
I don't know if it was in front of a crowd.
You know, it would maybe be a dramatic attire because the ovation, he would've got no crowd to be there.
It would be very sad for Drew to it. Win it that way.
So I would almost push for Brock, listen to win this match and then Drew beat him or win it off them or win it at a later date and get that ovation.
Then I would be okay.
Like if you look a true story, right? He was in Deva w e.
He was in three man band.
He got fired because he was a *****.
And then he went out and he killed the indie scene.
He got ****ing huge, came back, he was still kind of a *****.
And then he won the rumble, and he's the first guy that people like while this guy's gonna be Brock Lesner.
It would really suck if his moment was ruined by an empty crowd.
Well, let's see if he wins it, there's gonna be no crowd reaction.
It's almost like I don't know it just to me.
It's a little bit of lackluster win, so when he does actually win it.
I prefer him for him to get the ovation.
This guy's work.
So **** yeah, yeah, yeah, But if you are Drew McIntyre yourself, I'd be like, if Deputy was like, Listen, we were gonna put the title on you, but if you want a bigger moment, we'll hold off.
I you know, nothing's guaranteed and especially Drew probably knows that more than anybody, I would still think, like **** no.
Do you don't think you want to have that notch in his belt to be? No, I just I wanna Yeah, because it's not even the universal championship.
This is the W W E m.
Just someone that means something because of me.
I don't know, man.
It's Ah very delicate situation for him because you definitely want him to get that pay off.
But is this really gonna be a payoff that he's gonna I guess he'd probably still wanted.
But I also have the note that, like all the superstars, maybe it's changed since I last checked.
But like he hasn't even said anything on social media since the announcement, right? So I have to imagine he's a little bit of like, kind of.
I think it's digesting and grasping with what's gonna be the changes and is supposed to be.
It's supposed to be fake, right? Yeah, well, you know, maybe where we are right now is fate is well, too.
Okay, so let's Let's agrees. Could be Brock Lesner.
Let's move on a rear, Believers Charlotte, flare.
This this hurts.
This hurts the soul.
This hurts the storytelling.
This hurts their plan to put an X t over to try and win.
That one's in a battle against a W.
Rhea Ripley versus Charlotte Flare in empty arena.
1000% sure of flair has to win this match, and I don't think so.
I think Ripley's gonna win this match, and I think this match also needed the crowd to really, I guess be elevated.
And I bet you this match will not be as good as you think.
It's going to be.
Our least anticipated it.
I think a lot of people are thinking it's gonna be so so, but the crowd might be able to get behind it and get a boost and rally Ripley, but I bet you it's going to kind of see Mikan annexed east.
Maybe not a paper of used outmatch.
I was terrible, but it's not gonna be as good as it could be.
And I think it's gonna be a little bit less exciting because a lack of crowd there, you're gonna need that crowd to bring this matchup.
I wouldn't put it past.
I'd give you one of what happens if they put in, like, a crowd track.
Then they would be the laugh of social media.
Would they, though, Like people watch sitcoms, they love it.
Look what they have a couple of weeks to figure this out.
But, I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I think that'd be a bit silly, I think, due to WrestleMania in front, and nobody is a bit So why would you, you know, like when they when they announced that the San Jose Sharks we're gonna play their last five home games in front of nobody ever.
He was like, Oh, that kind of sucks.
But I'm still gonna watch it, cause it's like it's a ****ing hockey game.
This is, uh, trample it.
Then they canceled it, but like March Madness was gonna be done in front NC double A was gonna be done in front of nobody, but they ended up canceling it.
But ultimately that still would work.
Yeah, but it's still a game.
Like, if you're watching from home, you're still like on the edge of your seat.
First of all, most every w fans are fickle is ****, right.
So they're gonna be sitting there going like, Well, re is gonna win.
And there's still no emotional draw to the match because there's no crowd getting behind that.
There's no like buildup.
You cannot These port **** these.
Why don't they just let, like all the tweets just go on the bottom of the screen? Good or bad, And we could just watch it and doing those during the match.
I'll just be ****ing spamming ***** the whole time.
Just again or two down there.
OK, Ripley, whatever.
She's gonna win.
Shana Bassler versus Becky Lynch.
I think it's a no brainer.
I think Becky's winning regardless.
I don't know, man.
Maybe she is gonna win this, and then they don't have to worry about the fan reaction.
You mean the fan reaction? Federal? Well, I don't think, honestly, I don't want to be.
The main roster's not buying into Bassler, and I feel like they think that she goes into this and beats Becky.
There's going to be huge booze, people yelling, boring, But they're not gonna be able to see this in this match or hear it, at least in this match, because there's gonna be no crowd.
So I feel like it's almost safe to have a Shane a win.
Unless the ultimate thing was have them boo, have them be salty and bitter about it, and then have her win and have them riot and get ultimate hell, he'd awesome.
But I think you can still compass that because people will be bowling at home *****ing and complaining.
Um, look, if Shane taken chair through all those women in the elimination chamber and Becky what, like a year ago, got rolled up by one of the iconic CE? I mean Lake Becky's Cool.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop their own ****ing shaded Becky! Oscar lost a ****ing Carmela.
I know That was That was the end of Alaska. She never recovered.
She almost recovered.
But that back in the euro, cheaper by the iconic All I'm saying all I'm saying, I don't know which is worse.
You know what? Carmelo's OK.
I was actually gotten a lot better. The wrestling A performer.
Oscar was up here.
Yeah, I know. I know, I know.
You don't have to remind another shocker.
All I'm saying is Becky could not do could not tear through every single person and a lot of elimination chamber.
She doesn't have to show.
Only has to be one.
I know, but I don't know.
I don't know what she's gonna bring that the other women could not bring.
What do you think about her driving this monster truck now? Is she dropping? He's driving a monster truck to try to make her stone cold.
Steve Austin, When she comes out, she's all awkward.
She's not little like I don't know, man. Her promo sorrel.
Also to our promo this week, right? I listen to it and like an idiot, but I think I'm I think I don't know what I'm talking about because I went online.
I was like, Man, that problem was so so it wasn't too great, you know? And then people online say she shredded She's the best on promo That stuff.
I'm like, I couldn't find one negative one.
And I'm like, Okay, that I'm out of touch So I'll admit, I must not know what I'm I don't know what I'm I don't know what I want.
I don't know what's good were WW guys, Let's be honest, right? During the Monday night wars, we were always w you guys.
A w is very now and I will agree it is better wrestling.
But if I had to choose which one I wanted to be better I would always choose.
I wish Toby Toby was was a better show.
Sure. 100 percent. No, it's I know.
I said monster shark.
It meant big rigs.
Are you guys Yes, I should um, yeah, I don't know her driving that I mean, different view is cheesy, and we got to just accept it, and then she pulls it and just leave it running and walks out.
It's like I don't know.
It's like they're better than in an ambulance percent, but they're kind of like going back to these old like things that worked in the nineties or the order to thousands like it's coming up with something original or something.
It's like, Well, stone cold.
Steve Austin did it.
Let's cut her another jacket, have a drink, beer and have a drink.
Drive a big rig.
And it's like, ****, man, she's not some quote Stevenson.
She's Becky Lynch, like, make up her own identity.
What you gonna ride? It was okay. Was okay.
I mean, like, I like trucks and shed.
So, like, it was kind of cool, but if you like trucks with you a six year old? Yeah, like drugs room.
I want to be a firebrand.
All right, So you're thinking Shane and baser at this point over back? Yeah, Yeah.
You know what? Let's do it. Let's move off of Becky.
Let's do something else I free.
You know, I don't deny the Debbie W E.
Women's championship needing a good he'll champion because Rana was supposed to be face anyways.
And then Becky was supposed to be like both of them.
Connor were faces, so I would be okay with Shane and Bassler.
I'd even be okay with again the Brock Lesner treatment and I think that you could make a rule like you could make somebody else at this point like Becky's made Charlotte's made.
Let's give let's give shade of Basil in the hell title and make somebody else who conquers her.
Sure, sure, absolutely.
Becky Lynch I will say she has made.
Once we see only I think she is made.
But well, I'm curious to see how they book her after she drops that title because she didn't drop the title.
Maybe she'll have another few with baser rematch, Let's say, for instance, or what she goes on to something else.
Feuds with who and then Lacey oversight in, or somebody on raw and she gets pinned and then they start booking.
It Won't do is lose like I don't member see what the champion Once before when she dropped the championship, they made her job left, right and centre, So it's really gonna be interesting to see the way they treat her here.
You know, we're talking about people who are made.
I mean, Sasha Banks and Bailey, they don't even have a WrestleMania match right now.
They're joking about SAS is joke joking about main eventing.
The priest card, the pre show.
They're not made, They're great.
And I'll admit it because I'm drunk.
Sachin Banks is great.
There's only two women in the devotee of you currently that are made as Becky.
Listen, Charlotte there made people.
They are like they couldn't lose titles and it doesn't matter.
They could get buried for a while and assumes they want.
Boom, they're back in it.
Sash is not there yet.
Like, I think she's there with her, her core fans.
But I don't think she's there on a mainstream level, even though she's the banging this music out of all females on the She's fantastic music.
Yeah, she doesn't like the old one.
Better that well, here's the thing.
I like your old theme by like that.
Uh, don't, uh, don't like thing beforehand that goes off. I think that's kind of dope.
They picks it off, and although I like Stoop cause I did like original theme.
But yes, she did a great thing.
She's got a good look, man.
And if she was a little bit more stronger in the ring like strong style, as opposed to softies, she's she's She's She's good.
I just don't know what's going on with her, like, part time status.
And if you get special treatment, if she's injured or her, I hope one day, you know, we get inside on what happened from this WrestleMania poster.
Last WrestleMania to this WrestleMania Who? Well, I don't have pupils drink straight whiskey, man.
Is that a thing like that? People enjoy that.
They do men on the rocks with the nice.
I guess I feel like I just put a butthole in my mouth.
Who from? Get drunk.
Okay. Goldberger's Roman reigns.
This is this one.
You know, if we're gonna talk about Drew McIntyre being a sad story, let's talk about room is here.
Is that sort of woman range being a sad story? Hello, Amber.
Oh, if this is his home, when he finally Yeah, this was the moment the W's waiting for guys, not Roman reigns.
This is the moment that w was waiting for.
And I know what you're gonna say, so I'll let you say it. Go ahead.
This poor ******* like they finally did it right.
They finally built this correctly for him to get cheered Yes, and no one's gonna **** it.
Just I know this is a maid. So many.
Wyatt dropped the title against Goldberg.
People were fuming, but it was all for the bigger picture toe.
Finally have his **** job or not, honey, Boo boo over.
But the chairwoman range when he wins, that championship will go over.
No, I just said Goldberg, it's gonna be build or burgers.
Awoke a gonna beat Goldberg.
Yeah, he's getting real personal on your bill drinking through years.
I'm ****ing drunk, man.
All right, All right.
Um, Roman reigns all these.
He's going to still win this match.
The big question is will take bets on how long this match will be Will be more than four miles away.
Room If this is empty, Roman reigns does not win this match.
What remains will win this match.
Is there only one way? The fans at home who love Roman reigns to be happy.
Don't want Goldberg to be champion.
Did you hear? Curse of all gods If you haven't listened yet, I haven't watched the whole thing.
Uh, Stone Cold's podcast get Bret Harte on it.
****ing great, Insightful man.
Still bitter as ****.
You know, he's still a really, really bitter guy, but talks about how Goldberg was like the most reckless wrestler.
He's injured many people, and he still goes on about Goldberg and talked about that match and said he's a bitter old *******.
When we go out there, just you can do anything you want.
Just don't hurt me.
And he heard him right after in that exact match.
Ironically, with the super kick, which I think is the funniest part about it all here.
But, um ****sucker, Yeah, Roman reigns will be Goldberg.
It's only a matter of will this match be two minutes.
Three minutes or five minutes.
I don't I This match shouldn't thes matches shouldn't be happening.
It shouldn't be happening.
Okay, listen, I know we're alive, and we're gonna have to take a break because I'm drunk and I gotta pee.
So I'm gonna throw on a steam song quickly, but I'll let it out of her audio.
Is that cool? This producer Ian okay with that? Because that's what I'm gonna do right now.
And then we'll come back and we'll finish talking about this real quick.
E I didn't watch my hands.
I sort of got I didn't watch my hands after that best.
How many times do you think washing hands and you be? You can even hear me.
What's up, Jess? I'm still on me, bro.
Yo, I just told him.
Listen, is that I don't wash my hands after a P.
Is it? Well, I've seen your toenails, so I know you're disgusting.
Robe, my toenails of the bomb you still like.
Put them up to your mouth and chew on them when we were young.
Yeah, I don't do that anymore, because you can't really 70 more slowly Roll work.
You're liking it.
Uh, okay, So Roman raised versus Goldberg.
I guess we're gonna agree that Roman reigns is losing this match.
No, he's gonna work.
I want I want I want to move on keg.
We're gonna say John seeing a break, Why break? Why is gonna win this match? We got rid of that.
Undertaker, A lot of people are wondering if this is gonna be the American battle eyes because I don't know if you watch on smack down this area a little bit different.
Walked out of the ring quickly.
Looked more like a quality undertake your American badass.
So this might be Mark Calloway versus A J. Stiles.
I just ****ing wish it was like a casket match are very alive.
Match or some ****.
It's not. It won't be. It's going to crap.
It should be happening.
My Debbie Downer.
You're a big Debbie Downer.
It's killing me Food to the face of the chances shash.
If Sasha isn't busy, and maybe I have somewhere she can sit and watch.
And he also told me to wash my ****ing hands.
She'll probably set on her big pile of money, but awesome.
And yeah, you should watch your anti dirty mofo.
So what else do we have to talk about this podcast? I'm looking.
I'm looking really happen this week, and we're kind of pulling the strings.
Um, but if you want to talk about Kobe a little bit more, I got a question for you because my Alexis all stopped working today.
Like all of them.
They don't work anymore.
Is it anybody? They have.
I don't I don't have a like so I don't see anybody else have this issue.
But, like I'm plugged my router and unplugged my modem and put it back in.
I mean, I have wife.
I'm watching Netflix on WiFi.
But Alexis, just like E Cove in 19 like I'm starting to freak out like I don't know about you, but since his whole scare, any time, like I've lost power And when the power went out, I was like, Well, here we go, Here we go.
I don't have a ****ing gun. I'm Canadian.
I'm not ready for this ****.
You could power a lot over there.
Now everybody loses power in the country.
Man, you've been in the city too long.
Dude, I haven't been losing power that much or at all, City.
There's like no wind or trees to fall on power lines down there looking at this match.
Andrade and Rey Mysterio wrestled this week.
And like, although these guys have always had bangers every single week, there was been phoning it in.
Like I said, this, uh, Daniel Bryan's Azzaro match.
Jeff Hardy bearing Quartermaster Remus.
It was such a ****ing lazy match with beautiful women in generic.
What's this Talking baby has been phoning it in.
I think we were doing fine until you got your drunk ass drunk over their own whiskey.
And now you don't want to compose yourself? Said be ****ing notes today.
Working full time at home trying to raise my kid.
Turn a razor, kid.
I can't believe I can't believe you did it.
My boys can swim, Given up all hope and everything to for so long.
You're like I just can't do a bra.
I was like you at some point.
It just would have happened.
It would have slipped one past the goalie after all these years.
So I figured that was infertile or something.
But you gotta leave. Yeah.
Dez, we both somehow got women to have her Children.
I I get ****ing Yeah, we're really We're really lucky to have the woman we have, So they put up with us.
Did you know how babies? Remainder? Yeah, you kiss.
When I was young, my parents told me they were like, if we could there's a kiss.
Then there's a baby You got a moment, Dad? The kiss.
It's like I'm having a baby brother.
Then didn't. I'm still waiting for that baby brother.
You are the baby brother.
Hey, we have the blood and guts match next week.
They're gonna do that off of audience.
So we're gonna have that cage match, I guess.
War games as so to speak.
Where's Moxley gonna be? No Moxie.
The injured taking time off.
I thought moxie was gonna be the fifth man, but they just had him in, like, a promo when that awesome car driving away, you know, I don't know.
I mean, whatever.
I'm drinking, like half bottle whiskey.
Uh, a w They need to serve building within man.
Honestly, I love them.
It's good, but they got to start building within because this is getting ridiculous.
They're big pops this week.
We're two formed out of you guys.
Champion is John McCain.
Their first champion was ****ing Chris Jericho.
Every ****ing big match they've had has been either introduced by an extra bit of you guy.
Their title was unveiled by Brett the ****ing Hitman Hart.
Yeah, come in, Jake Hagar's in there somewhere as well.
We don't We don't carry too much about him.
And they are, Hager.
Looks like ****ing beefed up John Moxley with that ****ing he doesn't look, He looks out of shape.
He doesn't look shape.
He doesn't look in great shape.
No, he should be enough, bro is looking bad shape.
Okay? Yes. Look at us. I know.
What's his name? Jack.
What? Hagar, Jake Hager.
And you're Look, you're gonna look at a match with him in his enemy match where he worked, as I saw a couple weeks like he is, he's getting He's deflating, man.
You know, he's not as jacked as he was before.
This is the thing you understand? What the hell is this Kilograms? How much weight is the way? Okay, you are at least £275.
Okay, this guy is not allowed to ****ing Jack himself up because he's an m m a fighter.
Imagine walking around at that weight.
It's like only £30 but I've never been impressed by this guy, and I never felt like he was in better shape and w b e than he is now, So maybe he was probably allowed to ****ing pump.
What I'm saying is, is like you've said it before About, uh, who's the dude who came into the debit of you to fight Brock lesson on the other Me, Cain Velasquez.
He looked like ****.
These guys walk around, walk around it to 75 to £300 then they could fight for five minutes.
They will never be cut.
Cut is not strength.
Cut is probably, like, unhealthy.
I want to see him being prime.
Came every cane in his prime.
That guy was ****ing, like, the most Jack on the roster for sure.
For his size, he was a kid, like he did it.
Yeah, when he had, like, the mask on and like, he kind of changes gear.
So he was like, wasn't It wasn't the original cane.
It was like version two or three. Kane.
Man. ****ing beast.
Hey, I'm looking. I want to go in your opinion, on something here.
So next week's a W dynamite.
We got the inner circle versus the elite with Matt Hardy, The five on five Blood and Guts match.
And we also have best friends vs DeLuca.
Bro's in a parking on fight Because I wanna ask you about this one.
You got Warlow versus Lucas Saurus in a lumberjack mash, right? A lot of people are complaining that this isn't safe.
What about that distancing, that social distancing? And you? We have a lumberjack match.
What do you say to the people that are complaining about this? They're a bunch of looking poses.
No, really, who? Like, dude, if you're like in the locker room with these people, you're ****ed anyway, So you might as well make out with them.
She probably Maybe that means that we're going to do in the end, I don't know.
A lumberjack matches, actually, I was going to suggest it for WrestleMania.
They should have turned one of those matches An arrest, I mean and recipe into a lumberjack match so they could actually have some sort of a crowd for them, But yeah, that could work.
Hey, uh, so we talked about earlier.
You just talked about how they have to work with from within a w build up their own people.
Now They pulled in Lance Archer from the indie scene, not a w May, but he could be a w made.
He could continue to help that brand grow.
But it was funny because this past rejected Snake Roberts cut a promo, basically saying how like since our debut, we've been overlooked and you've been you've forgotten about us all this stuff and we won't take it any longer.
Don't we find it so funny that like here they are trying to make their own guy here having Jake the state, which is the devil W guy trying Thio? You know how I could be like Look, this is Lance Archer.
He's coming for you, You in the face off against him, He's coming for you and then the next week he's in the crowd and not really used that much.
I even talked with the last week that, like from the first we talked about him, his debut, they showed him the crowd.
People were saying, Holy ****, and they really haven't used him much anymore.
I mean, you could join the inner circle.
He could do so much, but like they brought him in and they're doing nothing with them.
So kind of a little bit of a failure on that instead of focusing on the WW guys, maybe.
Well, first and foremost, I appreciate your effort in trying to create content for this podcast.
That was impressive.
I see this guy over here if you guys watch the video, his eyes one for being open to be extra droopy.
And for those of you who know Jay, he's got some droopy eyes, but they're extra droopy today.
He's gonna start spitting soon to the car.
Are you talking about? Well, be he's gonna start spitting guys in that movie.
Yeah, I got groupies.
Um, okay, this is my take on Lance searcher.
First of all, I thought it was one of the better parts of a Debbie this week.
That little vignette that he did it with him when he was at that leg were yes, yes, I a crime.
And I know a lot of people were shooting on that, and I think Rocker had some funny comments on it.
Look, this guy could beat some people up in the backyard your way.
It's ****ing funny, but I know it was the production value they put into these things are way better than the production value W puts into things, and I think that's what I appreciate it.
I thought it was pretty cool outside of the ending where he's just punching everybody down either way about that.
But I don't know who Lance Archer is, right? All I know is that Jake the Snake Roberts talks about Caesar and this guy comes out and he's got a long ****ing Bianca Bel Air type red ponytail, which is a little 50.
But they kind of gave him a character this week.
You know, it's kind of a redneck.
He's kind of a dude from the underground.
He's got a photo of Cody Rhodes with ****ing wooden stake through it like this guy's got an agenda for Cody so they could make this a one and done like we've been used to in W W.
Where he comes in, he goes to face Cody.
He wins or he loses and he moves on.
But if they can play on this and make him this kind of character, it could work.
I'm not into him per se because I don't know who he is.
I felt like it was a disappointment having Jake to sneak him out, and then this being the result of it.
But ultimately, I was really, really pleasantly surprised with how they handle it this week because I was intrigued.
It was one of those things where I was skipping through a W.
Stay at work and this came on and I re warned rewound, rewind it, but still, you figure that one out, I rewind it, and I'm not gonna help I rewind it.
I put it back in time, and then I re washed it.
And I was like, it was good.
Like it was It was good.
Yeah, I wasn't too bad.
I just kind of feel like they're really hype.
This Jacob State coming out was huge.
The promo he cut was great.
And then after that, it kind of fizzled out.
Didn't really continue the next week.
You can blame it on Cove it, but it wasn't really a thing or wasn't really impacting.
It's really that weak.
So having him in the crowd and just kind of sitting there and an afterthought wasn't really the best.
I guess second week for him or weak for his debut, at the very least.
And now I just felt like maybe with the whole Cobain thing, it's been put on the back burner and we'll see where that goes.
But it looked like he was gonna go for Cody Rhodes immediately, and I just don't know.
And he was sitting around with with Jake the steak around the ring.
If he was really that big of a beast, he should have came in.
He said it came in during, like, the Drastic Express match or something, and it's destroyed somebody afterwards or something about he should have came out.
You should have went to the ring during those matches and showed us what he can do as a monster in that ring.
It's definitely weird that he's like, I'm going to kill you, Cody Cody is like So anyways, guys, we're gonna have this war games match and it's gonna be really sick.
And there's a mystery partner and can lad sit down, ****ing chill up butt and then just carries on with his ****ing ****.
Getting no respect from Cody.
No respect from I think like a W.
At the same time, I mean, that he has. He has. He is.
I just think like it was like, Oh, my God, Lance.
And then it's like, Okay, well, we have other guys to focus on Matt Hardy, who popped for Lance searcher, I guess all the indie marks that love an ounce archer.
I mean, the crowd was saying, Holy ****, Holy **** really will be **** this week.
They said, Hey, E, begin the silly man drunk man over there. Laugh.
Hey, I got a question for you here.
Finn Balor, right.
Do you like to enjoying him as a hell? Do you think it worlds actually have a question, bro? ****, I'm really drunk.
I'm helping him helping a man.
Yesterday I saw that he was drafted, too.
Raw dollar? Yeah.
And then I saw a bunch of going.
Is there a draft going on right now? Know to be.
Did I miss something? Yeah. Google Google.
So he's going to annex the UK to fight with Walter.
Oh, is he Okay? So there must have been just like a big online rumor thinking I mean, what w w we posted that He was the first overall draft for raw.
So because he was one year he was one year has droop about.
Yeah, he touches taco menu.
He was one year, he was the first track.
So you just, like, super ashamed of here.
I'm a little ashamed of you. This isn't our worst one.
What was that paper view on or that pre show we did or something that were like, You start off the show. Amazing.
And at the end of show, you just took completely fell apart.
But this isn't so bad.
This isn't so bad.
That's good ****ing listening.
Sure, but one of us told myself it's on track.
I told myself I'm gonna buy a bottle of Canadian club and I'm gonna drink the whole thing tonight.
And I said that we're gonna do the podcast is 6 30 Dr.
K is gonna be calling you tomorrow.
Now, that's in June.
I've been ****ing good, man.
Yeah, but when you pound back a whole bottle of whiskey, that's not great.
You see me? I have two beers and I got two cans.
Appears I'm gonna have that tonight.
That'll be good.
You're gonna pound back the whole boy list first.
I've always been impressed with your drinking abilities.
This guy gotta give you credit.
You can drink me under the table any day of the week.
But I wasn't going anywhere with it.
And just your mess.
He's podcast surgery, you know, I enjoy drunk Marty over on boot to the face.
I'm not shaming you.
I'm just shaming you.
You should be getting back to my point about ballet, real *****.
Did you enjoy him as a hell again? Keep your apron.
I ****, That's all I'm all about.
The cheap hell, he I will make you buy.
I like that Gargano match because Gargano was kind of the face going into it and dollar was the hell.
And then he ended up winning that match straight up.
That was I think they need to do this.
Mawr in wrestling can just be like he pokes his eye or you hit him in the balls.
The bad guy wins the bag.
I should build a win cleanly.
And that's what I loved about that match.
But here's the thing.
It now looks like the training Ballard back into a face.
Yeah, because he's going over the next two UK.
He's gonna fight against Imperium and Walt there, and they cut a promo or did this big promo package last night after they finished Gargano and, um and ah, champers promo video package, which was like an hour and 1/2.
It was ****ing good, though.
I will say it wasn't actually mean.
We're all tired and sick of it.
But a lot of time and love went into this.
If you really want to learn the beginning to end of this whole feud, if you're going to direct somebody towards learning about this to you, this will be the video watch.
But then, after they had a Balor package where it looks like use a face now going into the next UK so little bit.
Ah, little disappointing.
I guess you'd say I think I like the way the hell I think.
Balor, You know Bauer came into U N S t and he brought something new.
He had a really good run with Samoa. Joe.
He came to w w e.
He was hyped as ****.
He won that universal championship.
And I do think that if he hadn't gotten injured, that Universal title would not be on the path that it's currently on.
I feel like it would have been more legitimate, and I think that I really think that that was a huge change in the direction.
Definitely waas of how w W e Roman reigns clean man.
You beat Roman reigns clean.
Um, but him going back to face now to go to UK Is Ari with me.
I feel like Balla is there, not a journeyman.
He's just kind of like he's a company I right now, and I think he's earning his cash, and I think it's well deserved.
And I think he ate **** on the debit of the roster.
And I think now they're like, Go down, find yourself again.
Um, well, they're using our UK using on where you're spending time with his wife.
He's having a lot of fun.
You see him on social media? Uh, you know, I think it's you know, it's good for him about his hope when he just come back next year. The mayor honest.
There he goes with a bullet club or the club or whatever they want to call themselves.
And he does continue to be a hell, because I think he was actually a very, very good hell on the next T I like you did with Gargano.
So I really hope that when he does come back, we do see him on the nasty side.
Your buddy, Um is that really got to talk about this week or what? Well, it depends how much I mean late preservers.
You want me to throw you? You know what else you got? I got this much left.
All right, let's see if we can finish up here.
It's like we're like, Rocket Man.
We're looking at our 21.
I feel like we've done We had a deal.
I really feel a lot of stuff is going to change in the coming days.
Weeks? We don't know.
W. Could decide to make it a three day event.
Look, they even know how painful is gonna be like, let's make it two days, because it's gonna be so painful.
Guys just pulled the plug.
Let's watch it in June, man who give us something.
Look forward to when this is all over, the fans can finally go out, reunite and re you guess send Coben back out into the public.
Okay. One final thought before we wrap up.
Is there any chance between now and April? We had a month.
Less than a month, my friend.
I am I for a long, long at all, man.
Okay with that two weeks, is there any chance that there's still either an extra postponement or we actually do get fans like they let in? Like, uh, let's say 500 friends.
I would love to see that.
Because how are you gonna determine who the fans are? Who gets the tickets? They have the golden ticket time.
Just whoever pays the most, I guess.
Jeff Bezos sitting front row.
I don't like to give **** to that man.
I ****ing love Abba Zahn.
Oh, yeah, I do too.
I just threw a millionaire out there.
A billionaire? A lot of people give him a hard time. Like dude.
This'll guy made you upset if you didn't get **** within 18 hours of you clicking a ****ing But I think about that.
Think about a guy. I think about it.
He doesn't His employees.
Who gives a ****? You want to shoot within 80 hours? Some of the ****er's gonna have to work for it.
Well, you're gonna hand before before I D'oh, follow us on picture in dot com slash ta comedian for his loose dollar months.
I will be less drunk on there.
I promise you, we're gonna say they loved this.
So you know why not? Let's promote it. J bomb.
Yeah, I will do it till you die or Dr K comes at your door.
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What is you last night? This drink, A little whiskey talking about friends.
Does he know about Samassa? Hey, lace, I don't I'm about to go jump on in placing the apex guy's.
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I hope we didn't make a fool of you because jam so drunk.
And then we made a no, I mean a fool.
Uh, we have, uh, a lot.
That's pretty much it before I get any ****ing sloppy.
Or this is it for J bomb on the FDR community bombs.
That's his debut.
Dead. Say bye. Eat a safe.
I wash your hands.
And most importantly, actually, most importantly, we haven't played this for a while, so let's ****ing baby Theo.