they kids Wait, What is going on? Everybody Thursday nights, Little Motley crew to get you fired up for the weekend.
Did even like I just said when the mikes were off.
You've been absolutely core rushing tuned selection.
It's already Friday.
It's already Friday.
We're Molly, Probably.
So, uh, that was Wait, would you let me ask you a quick question? This could be a controversial start to the show Thursday night. Rock and roll on.
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Ah, but by the end of the night will probably be, you know, not so family oriented anymore.
But do you guys think Thursday does that count is the weekend? I would say yes.
You're over there rocking and rolling with a gap.
Yeah, it's just me and jab. Jab.
How you doing over there, Gabby? I'm feeling a little under the weather, but I'm Gabai feel you.
This weather is ****ing me up to We told her that panda bear, but there had the Corona virus.
Yeah, she was laughed.
She thought it was a joke.
But now, so, gabs.
Not with us tonight.
You might have noticed, because gaps feeling a little bit under the weather.
But we're gonna you know, we're gonna rock and roll without her.
We had trivia planned.
I got questions.
Questions that you really like Went the whole the whole nine yards on that.
I went the whole nine yards.
I went 10 yards, actually.
Get a first down on the first play The game.
First year with the Steelers was this dealer's talk about not getting first downs.
Steelers. No kidding.
So don't catch us up on comments hot here.
Uh, Jamie Martin with the 50 ticks starting off.
Appreciate your buddy.
Um, British British Pats fan.
Thank you so much for the follow super Jag.
Six little seltzer Action.
Bry, thanks for stopping anybody.
Uh, just, uh, Greg, my bad fell asleep at work.
Your good buddy were great.
Fell asleep at work. Yeah.
You doing falling asleep at work? Do you first.
Why you working on the weekend? I don't understand.
He's a jail guard.
What's going on? What are you pointing to, brother that little now up? No, we can have call now, Going at all times.
Oh, yeah, but I don't have the call set up yet, so All right, well, see Gabs on here.
We're ****ing were flustered right now so you can call in at any time, But I don't have calls set up right now, but I'll get it going, But I think we should you call.
But we're knocking. Answer.
Yeah, well, we are gonna answer it later, but let me Ah, let me get that set up.
But 1st 1st 1st things first.
We've all grown up and we've seen this guy.
You know, when every god**** Super Bowl I have nightmares of him beaten Kordell Stewart in the 2001 a F C championship.
Tom Brady apparently is not playing for the Patriots next year.
What the hell's going on with, I think I think it's bull****.
I don't think he's going anywhere else.
There was an article that just came out today that said him and Josh McDaniels who is the offensive coordinator for the New England Patriots, who turned down the Indianapolis Colts job.
The article said that there's a report out there that neither one of them have had any communication whatsoever since the season ended ceased, which is interesting.
You know, you can look into that a little bit and think if you want to read in between the lines, who are you just want to wait until something actually happen from complete speculation.
Whose fault do you think that ISS? I think it's just been like a mutual built up over the years.
Do you think this is different? Brady knows he's not coming back.
Is McDaniels looking to get out? What? You know, I mean, I don't know.
I think when you have a standard, okay, set the bar set.
The standard is the standard, as they say in Pittsburgh, and you want her about Tom Brady? Because Brady pre snap is probably in 99 overall in Madame, right? I mean, pre snap before before the 96 slow is thick Priest.
Okay, like when he when? When Brady's up the line and he holds in left trigger he sees what the defense is running.
He knows exactly.
So it's a scheme.
So you wonder if it's two egos like, Is it Josh McDaniel scheme or is it Tom Brady's awareness right before the snap? That could play into it, But I don't know the way the league's trending.
You have your patent homes, you have Aaron Rodgers.
Still, you have these guys post snap that Get in the Brady Brady is not a top Aaron Rodgers Still in that top five, I would say Yes, but maybe French, you know, with some of these new guys coming out, But still, I mean, the way he zips, the ball slings the pill.
Roger's different, I would say one thing about Rogers is he's the biggest ****in***** in the NFL.
But he doesn't like his family, either.
Yeah, I mean, just a total directly.
He's a weirdo, you know? Not from all the **** that came out about his brother being on the bachelor and all the, By the way, stop general sports dot com and look up the banks.
Are you have a huge batch article by Gabby who's sitting right next to you.
Gabby, you wrote Maybe one of the most popular articles of all time for Jaguar sports dot com.
How did you come up with that idea? Yeah, I think so too.
Gap. You did a really, really good job. Good.
Yeah. Good job on that cab. Anyway.
Um, wait, I didn't even know his brother was on the ****ing bachelor.
What are you talking about? Like, three years ago, Aaron Rodgers brother was on the bachelor.
Was Does he look like him? Kind of.
He's like a better looking version of air.
He's on the bachelor.
Did he have a Fu Manchu when he was on the bachelor? Thanks.
Too much tickle too much.
I hate I hate Aaron Rodgers.
He's my least favorite player in the N f.
I can't stand them.
Well, you know what it was It was when he was at that.
Ah was like a Milwaukee Bucks game and his Lyman was sitting courtside.
And Russian beers or No, he was up in the box, You know, he was courtside.
The lineman was up in the Here's Here's This is perfect.
The linemen who you know, lineman, I was alignment.
Were blue collar guys we ****ing go to bat.
Nobody's calling our name unless we're in trouble.
You know, we don't know nobody's to yourself.
Case to yourself.
You know, we we take Aaron Rodgers out there, you know? Not agree.
Leo, this isn't a dirty marks out after a football game.
Aaron Rodgers is out there screwing the tens.
US offensive lineman.
You know, we gotta take the the eights and below.
You know, we're lucky if we get a Nate.
You're Yeah, exactly.
You're eating at ease.
Hey, Lyman as driving faster is nothing wrong. Exactly.
So the lineman's up in the nosebleeds, crushing beers with the hoi polloi with the folks of Milwaukee Love and life.
What's he doing sitting courtside? Has this little beer? I mean, the cup might have been there might have been enough beer to fit in this replica model of the Yeah, exactly.
Just like what Steve's doing right now.
That's exactly what Aaron Rodgers look like when he was trying to chuck his beer and his cup might have this little replica of Three River Stadium probably filled.
There's more beer you could put in this.
I bet when the camera went off him.
Was he with his wife? He was with Danica. Patrick.
Okay, is basically a man, but he was with Danica.
Hold on to things have just blown my mind about Aaron Rodgers tonight. One.
He dated Danica Patrick and to his brother.
But he still dates, huh? I thought he was dating Olivia.
No, that was Oh, yeah, they they were done.
You've been watching the entertainment? Yeah, they've been.
See, this is why I'm glad we have gap here to keep me updated on what's going on.
I mean, who's he dating? What's what is she? What is Do you an answer, Gabby? Nothing.
No, I guess nothing.
Nothing from gams there.
She must be really under the weather.
That's okay. But I think that shows you.
You know the captions, Tom Brady.
And then we start talking about other quarterbacks because he's at that age.
If I asked you if you were sending on where do you think Tom Brady would end up next? Well, okay, so this was kind of my point when you're talking about Mahomes Wilson, even Lamar Jackson.
I'd say five years ago, in no particular order, my top five quarterbacks would have been Maur Pocket presence guys.
Uh, I'd probably put Bennett five and then you can argue these other four, um Brady, Um breeze Brady Brees.
Rogers ****ing think enough? I don't know.
Somebody like Philip for now.
I wouldn't put fail a pair.
What you're talking about five years ago, Five years ago.
Probably hating that, right? Playing, playing.
Okay, You could put either Manning brother in there, I guess.
Um, now, I think the pocket has been broken by this New Age quarterback of Russell Wilson.
Mahomes, Lamar and I just don't see ah, the same necessity factor going into Brady coming back.
But at the same time, he he's the Michael Jordan of this era. And football.
I don't think that we can argue that with the number one push more than anyone else.
Yeah, but you're going. It is.
You're kind of going towards He's an artifact.
He's now the exception, not the rule, because the rule now is you have to have a Lamar.
You have to have a Mahomes.
Private Wilson, you have to have a game changer.
that can scram out of the pocket but also be able to read the entire field.
Even another one, uh, Jimmy's Winston just got ****ing LASIK.
So the most. His name's Jimmy Cermis.
I mean, it sounds better.
Jimmy's got Wait, Have you always called him Jimmy's? I thought his name was Jane.
It's a sports, too. Now, I called Jimmy's.
If you're gonna spell your name like a ****head, I'm gonna call you a ticket cream.
So why don't we get Let's try to get back on the rails here somewhat.
Where's Tom Brady landed next year.
Steve, it sounds like you're saying New England, I I think he's coming back.
I think this is more towards, um, he doesn't want to go anywhere.
He just wants to see the field.
He wants the Patriots to offer him that big contract.
And then he's going to say, You know what? My wife, who is just smoking hot, is making $100 million a year.
I don't really care about the money.
I just want to be shown that you appreciate me enough to give me that big contract and then take 50% of it, and then they're gonna be courted like a chick.
I think another thing that with Brady and its hold on, speaking of quarter like a chick after that Super Bowl commercial that he was in, I think that that goes hand in hand, right? I'm sure, you know, have it down without.
So I think another thing with Brady to is he knows he's at the end of the line.
So he could go into next season with New England and suck ****.
And they would still cheer him, right? If he goes the Oakland, if he goes the Indy and people find out that his arms not a strong his reads are half step slower, right? He could get boot.
I don't think Brady would be a guy that takes kindly to booze.
I don't think he'd handle that.
Well, I don't I don't think so.
New England, You go 88 He wouldn't get booed.
Here's one thing.
Maybe maybe in Oakland, but not in Vegas.
But he didn't have a good year last year, so yeah, they're starting to dwindle, Gabby. All right.
Steve almost just assaulted you.
You do your move, you look like you're moving well tonight, Gap, By the way, since gaps here we were thinking about doing a, um, the home run derby with Gavin the gals Because there's a There's a big poll on Twitter.
I don't know if you guys saw this, but Gap thinks she can Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Yeah.
Have you heard about that? She thinks she can hit a baseball out of a little league field.
Listen, I don't think she can.
I'm in contact with my guys.
We're getting field time.
We're gonna make it happen.
So I think you're gonna see a lot of ground balls and valuable.
Do you think maybe some over swinging is gonna come into ah, come into play? Now? Isn't a softball bat a little bit different from a baseball bat? Though It has, like a thicker barrel, right? It has a longer barrel.
That's essentially the same thickness the whole way.
But a baseball bat, it knows this is going to get clipped perfectly.
It comes up and it just gets bigger as you go up.
So as it gets smaller or down the shaft, it gets smaller and then up the shaft, bigger and then down small and just kind of like that.
Okay, in the in the softball it's showing with softball bat, it looks like it's more like this.
So decrease contact? Yeah.
Do you think that there will be a chance that gap can hit a baseball out of a little league? I honestly, I think so.
I think she listened.
She's an athlete, man.
So, to be honest, I'm going to be disappointed.
Between clean of kings with Thea 20 ticks, little thumbs up action for Ah, what I'm sure is the little jerking off bats that I just did.
Appreciate you for that house. The stream.
Look, by the way, Steve, because it's kind of Laghi on my computer over here.
I can't tell for freeze in our I don't know, love in life.
Let us know in the in the chat, Greg be ghost and my main man over there.
Greg tried to send a couple articles this week and ah, he just sent me straight up code that I've never seen before.
Ah, and I and I not like the most technically re****ed person on earth.
I conduce like some goading and sequel.
Yeah, and I saw it was like, I have no idea what this is, but he ended up coming through and sending me some good articles about wrasslin.
This beer grab, by the way, has brought you by jackals sports dot com.
If you head over to general sports dot com, you can grab your own beer, and I'm gonna do no free ads, because until we find a beer sponsor for the show, I can't tell you what kind of you were drinking.
So moving on from the Tom Brady situation, I want to talk a little bit about Pirates baseball.
This is going to be a nice short topic.
Like Bryan suggested that it might be, um, the pirates lost 13.
Yeah, a little spring training.
Own six through six games in about four days.
How do you lose six games in four days? How? Well, you're the pirate.
How do you sell season tickets? They don't create I've heard in the past.
And I could be wrong.
I don't know **** about finance.
When it comes to sports, I think the C b A is boring I think contract negotiations.
But I've heard in the past someone told me that in baseball, if you're an owner of a team, you all split the TV revenue.
So it doesn't matter if you're the worst team in the league.
You get the same amount of revenue from TV contracts as like the Yankees.
If they went, if they 107 games.
So I don't know, like a parody, probably right.
And that's why it doesn't matter if the Pirates lose, you know, 100 games the next four seasons.
They're not gonna run out of money.
Even if no one goes out to the stadium because they're splitting something I could do with TNT.
Sports is in every city s actually right? So it's every buddy that's turning into all the other home. Wait, wait.
It looks like Gabby wants it. Wants to say something.
Oh, you know, the the M ends are gonna when the torture is next year.
So revenue doesn't even really stop the matter, in my opinion.
All right, Gabby, think thanks for that.
Have a little Cleveland Thio get out of this bore fest of ****ing tires. Baseball.
No, the only thing that I've seen about any spring training ship is the Astros have seven hit batters, and it's like the big news.
But there's 55 other teams, but four that were mentioned in the article, and they all have six.
Yeah, so it's like, Oh, the afterwards, like they're really making it a big thing about hitting them.
But it's like they have seven hit batters and then the Reds have six.
And I think the Rangers had said, You know.
So Steve, the over under For total Astros players hit by a pitch in the 2020 regular season, the over under was set at 80.5.
What's the average, though? What's like a season average for it by pitch? I think.
No, I think it's, I think it's not far off what, 80 80 hit by pitch.
That's not that for how many games are the 160 figure 60 to figure A guy gets hit by a pitch every other game.
That doesn't sound that unrealistic.
No, dude, that's that's I was getting a lot.
I would be very surprised.
All right, well, I'm gonna ****ing look it up for you. Marty.
Got hit every other game because his elbow.
That's the thing, too, if you have, if you have big time hitters, a lot of times, you'll just you.
They'll just get hit with the first pitch because the picture doesn't waste pitch count.
The guys slug in.
There's two guys on base.
There's two outs that just ****ing nail this guy with one pitch C.
And I think I said this last week and yeah, last week.
I think when a lot of teams have, ah, like mid season playoff hopes, kind of put to bed a little bit.
Who the **** cares about a fine at that point or whatever, I think more of the animosity is going to come out at the halfway point to the Astros.
Then it will, like right at the beginning of season.
Unless you have a you know, Big **** swinger who's Ah, who's our must Growth, right? Yeah.
A Soon as we play the Astros, he's gone head shots.
What are we playing for? Nothing.
Well, your point.
Okay, So when you learn, lose 13. Nothin.
And ****ing spring ball to the second worst.
Even the major leagues.
Whoa! um, So here we go.
This is hit by pitch per game.
And the New York Mets led the league last year with 0.
59 per game, so that would put them over that correct? That 80 mark.
All right, so I actually think the hit by party.
Well, isn't I? I stand corrected.
My punishment is going to be sipping on this unnamed black cherry seltzer, which is actually a perfect Segway into our next segment, which is the XFL.
And if you've noticed anything about the XFL, you see that the guys are just slamming seltzer somehow they're like ripping them in half with their teeth.
I'm gonna bring up a highlight reel soon.
But, Steve, tell us, what do you think? Was it easier or harder to chug a seltzer than regular beer? I I wouldn't call it easier or harder.
I'm more of a gulp.
Er, um, if I were to I mean chugging can beer or bottled beer regardless, kind of ****ing sucks.
I've never I've never tried to, uh, shotgun a seltzer, so I don't know, but, I mean, we're gonna find out in about 30 seconds here, actually.
Speaking of which, tonight.
So here's our guy.
He's a no name player from the XFL, but I love his hair.
Wait, he bit the top off.
Yeah, Let's see.
I love his hair.
I mean, it's not like he's chugging the whole thing.
He basically just pours it all over himself.
I mean, that was like the pat McAfee he consumes 25% of that.
Yeah, it looks it looks pretty.
Must be really hard if he can only consume 25% of the fact that he bites the top off is actually the most impressive part of the whole thing.
Now, uh, give a little insider info on what potentially goes into that on a buddy in college autobahn.
No, no, um, ST Francis.
Really? Do you want they? They threw you the bag.
This guy was fun from Greensburg.
I guess a lot of his buddies would always do the just biting the your bottle top off and then chugging from from that right? It's Greensburg.
Well, let's Greensburg, right. It screens.
We we went up to New York for a weekend, and I caught him.
He was, like, loosening the things he's like.
Dude, I I did it one time when I was in high school, and I **** near ripped my tooth out.
So now I just, like, kind of cheat a little bit.
From what? Trying to get the rip the top of that beer.
So you essentially put the How is that? What? That's not know.
You could pull it off.
You could pull it off. You pull the helmet off.
Oh, all right. Perfect.
So yet essentially Oh, from doing that, put it in like that and use your mouth is like a bottle over.
Well, I guess he caught it wrong or whatever. In all markets.
Defoe one of it.
Actually, he probably did. Yeah.
You know, what's funny is I actually just learned howto open a bottle of beer bottle with a chopstick.
It was Oh, yeah, yeah.
Um, so, yeah, that's that's not really a great story, but it's fun to dio.
I mean, I could smack of the jobs of U S.
O u A party trick.
So you you have guys that can actually do that, and then you have guys that may be go on the cheating end and, like, get their belt and just let that little bit of air out where they could just chewed off.
Not a big deal was.
We don't see the context of where this beard came from.
Who gave it to? Was it cut halfway open to the absolute right.
If we want to ****yze the film here, I mean, we could take a look at it again.
Maybe we can, like, slow it down.
So the haircut looks good.
Rat tail in 2020 is a telling in quality, a telling sign if he's a stand up Dude, I tell you what I think about this guy, too, is he has nice teeth and, like he's a good looking dude.
I bet he slammed something that that he slammed a little bit more than that Bud Light Seltzer that night.
Just put it that way.
XFL place for their bar tab after the game, and here's the other sponsored by.
But they have, like, seven cases of this ****, just ready to run it in the lot.
The whole reason why we brought this up.
This is a big topic on tonight's Jago Sports broadcaster is brought to you by Jaguar sports dot com.
The reason we wanted to bring this up is there in the locker room.
Bud Light has to have a deal with XFL, where they're just slamming Seltzer's.
Is it harder to slam a seltzer than it is to slam a regular beer? And I think we can put this to the test tonight because we have both regular beer and seltzer and I'm willing to, you know, be one of the first people to try.
I wanted to talk a little bit more about party tricks.
What you trying to do over there? I'm getting ready.
I'm loosening up.
I wanted to talk a little bit more about party tricks.
I once saw a guy, and this was actually a Steelers tailgate.
He took his license, his driver's license.
So, like, you know, kind of a floppy card.
And he dug it into the bottom of the of a beer can and cracked it open to shock on it.
All right, Have you ever seen that? I've never seen anyone do that, and he somehow figured out like a way to curve the card where I mean, it was a regular plastic card, flimsy heat somehow figure out a way to curve it.
And he broke it into the bottom of the can.
I've never seen anyone since.
Yeah, he proved it to me that it was true and my mind was blown.
And I just If anyone out there knows someone that can do it with a credit card, please let me know any any.
Ah, any truce and chat did know how to ah, kinda make that make something happen.
Or, uh So let's take a little here.
We have no context.
I do think the cans open already though, right? I mean, did Listen, I've I've done some really dumb **** with cans, and I don't think anything has ended without me.
Like profusely bleeding from my mouth Biting aluminum can open with dude, if you catch a wrong edge, it's like shrapnel.
It cuts your right open, and it just keeps flowing todo that dude's clean. It's clean.
Hey, how about being a ghost and saying that he only knows how to smoke weed? Well, Greg, I could tell by the article you sent me, man.
You seem like you're gonna bond head man.
We're gonna get Greg ****ing start smacking the cell towers so you can send us the more energy with his.
Ah, with his articles.
Let's so, Steve, what you doing with the canyon? So I'm I'm basically I'm ready to go with one side.
You're gonna file down on the side that you're gonna bite it, and then are you gonna do it right now? Well, eventually.
But again, it's like a a party trick.
Yeah, it doesn't mean that I'm getting through.
Like, if I bit it on this side, it would go very wrong, which, actually, I'm sure that me by just desert but those air like the little things that you have to do, sir.
New for what's going on.
Thanks for joining the chat start.
What's up, bud? We're just once again talking about how to shotgun beers, which seems to somehow turn into a common occurrence on the show.
Not sure how pop Off SportsCastr hasn't kicked us out of the year ago.
Let's get there we go.
Did you get it? No.
Don't even get you, like, collapse the can.
But you didn't actually control in it, but I'm sprayed.
So now your spread.
Okay, hold on. Let me get Stephen knife.
Fill the airways, both of you.
Well, the only other trick we know is if you take a bottle, which Steve does not have and you burn a straw after you bend it, you create a hole, you create two vessels because the straw is bent.
That's the easiest way to suck down a bottle.
Steve is out a stalker, and now All right, Steve recovered.
All right, so you're gonna go on this now on.
You got a little splash.
A little beer on Gabby Gabs.
So how did that feel? Did the seltzer make it harder for, like in your throat? Did it hurt in your throat? Strawberry is not great.
Big shot or two, sir.
Knew if he said he's pretty good, but sounds about right shotgunning beers and beard.
So he's in the beard.
Shotgunning beers, crew.
So now can you shock on a beer to make up for it? And let's just get the I'm going to get a scientific difference here.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
Let me and let me get to Fresh's because I want to also participate in this science experiment.
Yeah, by the way.
Sorry about your ****ing carpet.
On a labor ship, A little Wait, I need a shelter.
I don't know that what was is is Forrest.
They go, Um, Strawberry Not great.
I don't like, uh I don't like the flavor profile for the bud Light.
Seltzer is the same way that I do with white clock.
Yeah, um, anyone can give me **** about that.
I would say I would say air.
I tried the bud of the bud Light Seltzer's before tonight, and I don't think they're as good as the white cloud of the truly.
So I I I've actually never had a truly white claw. Truly.
You've never had a true It's really I've never had a truly, um why claw has saved my life on a, uh, little golf trip that Ah, Evan and I were on, uh, this past summer and before when I was offered one, I said, You know what? That's not really my my cup of tea.
Put two cores lights down and then ah, on the third hole at 7 a.m.
Puked a little bit and ah, my my body if ah, Reese keys in here shut out risky.
And he goes, ****, just have have a couple of these by a whole number four.
I was feeling like a 1,000,000 bucks.
You had about seven of them by five.
You're like they're having a ****s.
Just don't drink.
Why? Closeted, Steve? Yeah, Yes, yeah.
Start stroking better.
So, um, s so I'm gonna do it to here.
Can I have that knife, though? Can I have that knife? Oh, Jesus Christ.
I thought you were actually about the throw.
That dude there's a ****ing sharp ass night.
I've cut myself with this thing before.
And we lost the moderator.
We actually had We actually had a nice we lost the hook.
Am so me and trout here.
We're actually college roommates, and we had, like, the house knife that we would only use the gun beers in our all of our video games.
All of our beer pong games they all turn into.
You have to gonna beer if you lose.
So certainly, by the way, said gulf.
You sound like a 70 year old grandpa.
That has way too much time on their hands.
I don't know about that, sir.
New I'm Do we know Stern if I got you? Well, thanks for rock and roll with a certain if so, you know what, you know what sucks is we're old enough to drink beer, sir.
Neuf so sucks for you, man.
We're gonna thio in Canadia.
We got three mo.
He's a ****ing hoser up there up there in Canada.
Very So I think the Bud Light Seltzer actually is definitely not anywhere near as good as the other ones.
And I would love to get a different kind of beer sponsor for the show.
So if I don't know, maybe some local brewery who, like we drink all the time.
Who? You know, my dad happened to work at his entire life And who I'm huge brand out again.
You wanna sponsor Jag off or, you know, we're out here.
We're ****ing doing the things in the stuff.
Um, the blood, the sweat, the tears.
Exactly The biggest part about a shocking a beer is that you need two.
You need to cut a big ******* in it.
And, uh, let me go on this without getting **** all over my computer.
Like I I pretty much did over on this day.
I think this is what, Bill? Go, Go, go, go, go.
And it kind of looks like Ben, too.
I'm working on it with Ben.
See, that's what I don't really appreciate.
Not I don't appreciate.
I don't like doing chugging **** on stream cause there's it's literally one of two things are gonna happen either.
You're ****ing hard.
Oh, which? You're ****ing hard.
Oh, or thank you. It's like me.
Where, uh, did you ****in It took you a 1,000,000 fathers either build everywhere like here.
If I'm imposing your estrogen testosterone, you're either big banner. You're Aaron Rodgers.
It's one of two ways Days, man.
So hold on speaking.
Speaking of Ben, speaking of skinny verse, fat or whatever, I saw the video come in with Ben ****in slinging it in the gym.
Not wearing any football pads? No, nothing just thrown at 100 yards in ****ing everywhere.
You throw 100 yards? Yeah, Double that one video.
So could you hand us the paper towns, by the way? Sorry.
What was your What was your thoughts of the ah, Ben swinging at 100 yards in the gym.
I heard everybody's asked pucker from Cleveland, including gabs, Gabs.
What did you think was your ass pucker? And when you saw Ben throw that really prefer my quarterbacks blow? Uh, yeah, exactly.
That's what I thought.
So, um, So, anyway, what did you guys think? Since she's gonna be so cabs. I love you.
What did you think, Brian of Ah, Big Ben's throwing motion there.
Is he coming back next year? And the Steelers win the Super Bowl? Here is a good question.
Is big Ben gonna win another Super Bowl in his life? Oh, my God.
Can you imagine getting asked that question in 2011 when you're 19 years So it has been going to get back to the bowling.
You're like, yes, and now it's 2020 and pen has a bionic arm throwing a tennis ball and basically in a basketball court, and you're like, Oh, he might come back in another one, you know, one or 23 months away from him.
Winning is another Super Bowl.
I think we're 2 to 3 months away.
from verifying that you can take us right back.
You know, it's funny is And I actually just said this to Ah, my brother in law the other day when the Steelers lost to the Packers in 2011.
I wasn't even that mad cause I was just like, Well, this is just **** it.
Like we're gonna Brady lost the Super Bowl when he came back.
So Ben's gonna do the same thing that I love.
Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers that much Back then.
I didn't hate Aaron Rodgers much.
That's what they call the car comedy industry throwback.
Goodness, we do have the defense.
We do have the defense.
But our defense is so ****ing good.
You know how much one on How many times has he made it happen on on offense with no defense? Can he make it happen? Well, he never won a Super Bowl with no defense.
I will put it that that is correct.
We had some pretty good these and hold.
I mean, can you? It was the stat line on his first Super Bowl.
You're talking about a stat line of what you talking about, Ben Ben has never won.
Gone a whole season and won a Super Bowl without an elite top three defense.
Yeah, maybe talk.
Did you think we met the opposite? A little bit.
You're gonna got another.
So I tell you what, That strawberry No name.
So the gun is getting to my head a little bit.
I will tell you this.
I saw that photo that we all saw with his beard, his gym shorts and him ****ing back, ready to throw the pill.
I stared at that photo for 10 seconds.
The 10 seconds I looked at the photo it wasn't moving.
It was just hit.
It was him for you know, there is video from it, just for you Haven't seen the actual video.
The photo was enough for me.
I'm telling you right now, he had a double double.
Here's tour once.
I just love that drought.
Did you see the actual video? Just looked it up.
Put together doing the ****ing dak Prescott flip.
That's all we needed.
I'm telling you right now, if Ben comes in with that beard in his gut hanging over his ****ing belt, you think he's better No.
I think we're winning the ****ing Super Bowl this year.
But that's the way he comes in.
If he comes in ****ing in shape, Raid Iraq.
This is the last done piece of our childhood.
And any viewers and listeners were there that night.
If you guys air in your early thirties your late twenties, your mid twenties, this is your childhood at risk.
This is the last piece you're innocently.
Once men retires, everybody has to grow up.
You got nothing to look forward to that, but mortgage payments and ****ing how money.
How many years do you think Ben has to? Maybe maybe I think, Max, I think if if we make a run at it this year, we're good.
He's coming back for two.
If this is ah, fall on your face like Steelers monstrosity.
I don't think he comes back.
Um hey, one thing I did want to talk about because first of all, it's hilarious that Brian's saw the photo and that was all he looked at.
There's an actual video.
I don't need a video. It's a basketball.
Is he gonna throw another? No, it's a football he threw a football? No.
He threw a football on a basketball court.
Yeah, but it's all about the ****ing motion in the ocean Now.
I just need a picture of him.
So, uh, one of the other things I wanted to cover, though, was the combine a couple different things going on here, and I've got a hot take and hopefully one of you disagrees with me, but you might both agree with me.
Joe Borough has very small hands.
Well, that's a fact.
I also heard that Ah, I heard one of the ****ing Did you ever notice everyone at the fan is like the exact same person calling Dunlap? Their voices sound the same.
They're saying they all like and Colma Dunlap out there and find Yeah, I don't know. No, they do.
They sound similar.
And they look the same column Dunlap and Chris Mueller and ah, Joe Starkey or whoever They all look exactly the same.
But they're all 5 10 18 evolved ads.
Yeah, Midwestern is someone called us on the last show.
But here's the thing.
Um, she here's the thing.
What do you think, Gabby? Yeah, Hold on.
Hold on. One of the guys.
Um, I think it was Joe Starkey said that he thought that Joe burrow into, uh and you're our big college football guy around, so I want to talk to you about it.
He said that those guys should be competing for Who's the number one pick, I personally think, and I agreed with him on this point.
Nobody even ****ing knew who. Joe Borough Waas.
A year from a year ago, 365 days ago, no one knew that was So why is he all of a sudden the unanimous number one pick? What makes him that? Because I think Joe Burrow, if he goes to Cincinnati, he's gonna be a bust, because that's a ****ing tough place to win, Right? And look at our divisions are division, and some of that could be out of his control just because the organization he can't make those decisions right? The Cincinnati Bangles air not a well run organization, and and we're in a very tough division of defense.
Is in our division.
We already just I mean, obviously the Steelers defense is good.
Ah, you Cleveland with miles assault everybody, Garrett.
Yeah, and then you've got, um, Baltimore, who is always an elite defense.
They've always and you've got a thank you.
Got to get acclimated to the weather.
I mean, he grew up in Ally's in Ohio.
I don't I don't think that makes this big differences.
You think until it's December, it's 31 degrees and it's right, but yeah, I don't know.
I think two was injury prone, but I think to your point, you think Borough.
He's not a ah splash in the Pan type guy because he had a season that broke almost every record in college football.
But he was also throwing 24 and five star receivers.
He also had four and five star offensive line blocking for him.
You also had I believe it's either the offensive coordinator or the co offensive coordinator because the SEC might have a little bit of extra money to have to That came over from the Saints and ran their scheme right there.
Let me ask you something might have just been the perfect storm, Not saying the kid's not good.
We know the kid had small hands.
He may have small socks.
We don't know, we don't know.
Small hands, small feet.
He's a good kid.
I like what he stands for.
But to your point, could he be a bust? How? Yeah, it could be a bus way.
Haven't seen anything from, you know.
Here's a Here's a question for you on our follow up on something You said you said he was throwing to some five star receivers.
How many guys? Ah, that he that were on that offense aside from Joe Burrow are going to get drafted this year.
Well, this year alone, I think they had 11 players leave college early and declare for the draft.
How many of those guys? We're on the offense and the defense will call it for five on offense.
And some of those guys were wide outs right through that one.
I forget his number 11.
You know Jamaar Chase number one, number one and coming back because he was only a sop****re.
So that guy's of every other guy you got.
Randy Moss is son.
I mean, if you're thrown to us person named Moss, I could be definite blind pretty much forever.
An adjective or whatever that I could throw a left handed to somebody named Moss, and I'd be able to, you know, figure out the guy's going to go up and grab the balls.
So my point, you surround yourself with good people, you're gonna look good.
Exact yourself a bad people.
You might not get drafted.
Number one, so I don't know.
It's interesting if you if you're the Cincinnati Bangles right now, yes.
Who you taken number one overall.
I think you have to take borough just because Athens, Ohio kid, you're looking at Lamar Jackson.
You're looking at You know, Baker.
He might still be the Cheesecake Factory, but he was the number one pick.
And then you have been a two year window and a well run organization, the Steelers.
So you have to get it right if you're Cincinnati because Baltimore, they're not going anywhere.
The Steelers have shown consistency for almost what, 34 decades in Cleveland, You know, uh, what do you think? Yeah.
What do you think about this whole thing? I mean, are you excited for someone like Joe Burrow to enter the of the A F C North? I don't know.
I think Steve just used pushing of sugar that aren't city, and he really felt on that.
But, uh, you know, we're still by, uh, Cheesecake Factory Baker.
And he's still Aah! Over six foot and not a midget.
So that doesn't bring us to our next point man.
Gabby, you're really on the ball.
Gabby's killing we Ah, I can't believe you said the m word, though, Gabby.
I mean, we were going to just call it the M word all night because we're politically correct on this show.
Whereas you just came out consented Gap.
I mean, I can't believe it.
That's that's kind of ridiculous.
So as faras like bad words go, um, where does the M word rank letters? Ah, we'll call it a little people za at bar stool short who came from We're like, vertically challenged, but he well, I guess he's like in comedy and satirical works.
So maybe you can roll with the punches a little bit better on words that might upset someone else.
Um, definitely not on ESPN.
You can't say that.
But in the scheme of what didn't he also say Like he said, Let me just I'm just quoting what someone else said ****ing midget Live on radio air.
If you say ****ing midget.
There's quite a few issues there.
If you're on a radio broadcast that anybody like their mother, son, father, daughter, that priest, the nun, they're all here in that, you know? I mean, like, people are having heart attacks.
Is that such a crazy thing to hear? So it might have been just the context of it.
Or maybe this guy was just an *******.
Because in Gabby, we won't ask ab about this because I stopped people from Cleveland that were, like, I was glad this guy got fired because he was an ass hole.
Anyway, I don't know.
I I kind of feel like, uh, out.
Uh, I I feel take, uh Grossi is kind of similar in the, um, dynamic of Mark Madden for Cleveland.
Yeah, he's the Mark Madden of Cleveland.
Um, I think the difference is I'm I'm a big fan of Marky Mark.
Yeah, Double double in. Mmm.
I mean, he's he is so good at what he does where he's not necessarily like the proposed hell, But he just gets a rise out of so many people to interact with his takes in this.
And that's obviously why he's fact driven.
He ****yzed the situation and he calls it a spade a spade in most situations and then uses his collars, his props.
And that's what this guy is in Cleveland, apparently.
Okay, Yeah, I I don't know too much about do guys background and takes a cz faras that goes.
But I do know you know that he he stepped into the wrong hot mic on the wrong question and he might be a star, I think, just broadcast or commentating a good town.
Good sports down the way All their sports have been heading, but I don't know.
By the way, Greg, be ghost in our main man are big wrestling coverage.
Guy said he played g d a was ah, a couple of days ago.
I'd like to hear about that.
Greg, Maybe you should ****ing call in.
Maybe should have Greg calling.
Can we do Collins tonight? Can we? You mean you go? I don't know.
I don't know how to figure out how to get to the calling.
Part of the internet.
I did want to show you guys about the combine since we're still stuck on it.
My main man, Alex goes or I was in all the com classes with this guy.
Uh, he definitely ****ing probably thought I was a total ******* posted this today.
This is one of the title hence running around.
You know how they do the gauntlet challenge.
I guess he thought the first pass was coming from the left.
Buddy, that's not a good look.
And I think the first comment on this video is Yeah, I guess this dealer's gonna take this guy.
And around one, we have any audio on that check, actually thing? Yes.
So, uh, good for that guy.
Hopefully that that guy goes on to get drafted, but you never know what's gonna happen.
The NFL, You know, dude, that's a really tough look, like bathing nail.
And they walk you through those drills like you're five years old, and this very well could have been the coach's fault with that said to him, Hey, you're gonna get the first pass over from the left, because look, he's looking left the entire time you run in the ground So do you wonder if he missed the instructions or the coach didn't explain it? Right? Does he have an agent yet where his agent can go and and the coach? You better hope that he has an agent because he's probably gonna have a heart cell coming up.
Also, that's a great ****ing throw by whoever threw that drought, that core back, Somebody should travel that core watches.
Gonna It's just gonna be a ah ****ing machine.
Yeah, well, if that hit Antonio Brown, we would also you had c t So, I mean, she's a snipe.
I just think Who knows? Man like blocker.
I might know where to go.
Can we have this, uh, go into the GT A wasted? Ah, like Ping.
We could do that.
But if he felt he had to fall down for probably a tight end from Air Force that had four catches in four years, you know? Yeah, who gets invited to the combine? By the way, what do you have to do to get invited to combine? I don't I don't know that the dynamics we don't know the criteria, but I would imagine you'd have to be a 1st 2nd honorable mention in your conference.
Okay? Just have enough looks where you're like, all right, This get as potential because then there's also isn't there also pro days where they're looking at you like Esso? Pro days are guys like you, you know, from Robert Morris, where you could have went to the south side when pit at their pro day.
And yeah, I look at you have e uh, So that's what the pro days for the preparation for this trial to say, his pro days or guys like you to me.
And then I'm like, Okay, so pro days are total bull****, But some of the top guys, they wait till they're pro day because they don't want to go to the combine or there.
They think that there's a certain measurement, like a small hand, or they're going to run the 40 slow or their hamstrings tightened, like on too good for them.
So we'll hold a hornet, are there, guarantee top pair's? Here's the real question.
Are you gonna be our pro day insider guy? Like, ready to go when these guys that should be at the combine that have obvious, like visible talent, right? Yeah.
I'll do the long jump.
I just want I just won't run the 40.
Additionally, additionally, you've got a big article coming out this weekend.
You were talking to me about, um it's your own parlay.
So I tried to be a little more. Ah, risk.
Adverse, Since ah, I threw out a parlay that did not hit over the this past weekend.
I would like to preface this. Good.
Um, we we need to have everyone on the understanding of the fact that a parlay is probably one of the hardest bed.
Not what? It's a two team parlay all own up.
I sound like I had a five team algorithm and accepted.
Shut the **** up and let me speak.
You're crazy trying to He's trying to offend you.
Steve, You tried to cover my tracks with the tracks that can't be covered.
All right, hold on, hold on.
You know what? Maybe maybe it's better for you to own up to.
I'm trying to reach over.
Maybe it's maybe it's better that you you own up to the bad one and we we have are good ones coming up.
Steve and I think whatever was alluding to is, and it probably doesn't stick with the theme of Jack Off sports, but I asked Jagoff, going it jack off like we're not gonna jack off sports.
No, I think it's the way softball bats versus baseball bachelor any much, Maybe very much.
Jack off motion.
It's JAG off J J a G.
The more you say Jack off, the less likely we are to get advertising opportunity from all these people breathing down my neck for a bunch of stabs a beer again and fluid goes everywhere.
I don't know what I might be the way I say my G's, but where I was headed with it is instead of, ah, we're kind of playing off the term or the phrase build your own parfait.
Since we have so many good college hoops action coming up this weekend, where it's bracketed from noon to 24 to 6 to eight into the late night action, we could kind of do build your own parlay where I can give top five confidence picks.
You guys do what you want? You could say Trump, you don't know anything.
I like that trout.
I like these three.
These to your re****ed and build your own.
And if you fail, but four out of five hit and you just need the right combination than I look good.
And if not, then I'm not good at it.
Yeah, that's an idea.
That's that's a really, really great pitch for a potential pay wall in a month.
Yeah, if you show.
And there was also 11 thing I wanted to bring up is this guy here cleared a **** ton of money in the NFL in college football season a year ago and in the draft Kings.
He won the whole league, took home a **** ton of money.
Didn't even have to work for a whole year.
So this guy here ****ing ****s on everything.
You know this guy? Yeah.
So, um all right.
Should we try and take calls? Because Greg is asking if you can call and I don't have anybody else with Greg.
Yeah, I don't know how to set up the calls, though.
So you wanna come over my house.
What you see? All right, let's switch seats.
Hey, quick, Break free, folks.
If you're just listening on the podcast, give us 15 seconds.
That's, uh, wait, what's your Ah, number two here for other camp.
One is is your camera into a Tze mei? Can't Is the camera looking at me and three is the monitor.
Oh, the actual numbers.
You know, so clearly it was an awful idea for us to, uh, to do this also.
How could you hear anything? You're Mike has turned down so low your head funds are going down so low.
Yeah, because I'm not ****ing deaf.
Okay, let me, uh, let me open up our what we do.
We have any hot takes? Um, well, I just I just think like it kind of ****es me off that Joe Burrow has been guaranteed to be the cure.
Oh, of college football when he had one good year.
And I do kind of agree that to, uh should get more respect than he doesn't know.
And really, no one's talking about him for the NFL draft, and I think they think he's injury prone in the same because, well, not the same thing.
But it's similar.
Maybe I don't know what's howto describe it.
Maybe it's like similar demographics for the guys.
But, like, you know, Patrick Holmes kind of got overlooked.
I feel like him.
And to ah, maybe like, similar type athletes.
And you've got a guy like Joe Borough that comes along and he's not I don't know.
Maybe he's like, you're Tom Brady style white guy that stand in the pocket and throw strikes.
But at the same time, I didn't know who the **** Joe Burrow was 12 months ago.
So I'm kind of rooting against Joe Borough.
Honestly, **** Drogo is what I'm saying.
That's my heart.
Take over, All right? You raised 200,000 for chairs.
We are ****ing job burrow right now, Greg be goes unsaid.
Ebony threw three touchdowns in the first half.
If the national title game.
Yeah, well, **** you, Greg. I'm of that.
That's what I'm going to say.
Ah, he did throw three touchdowns.
What do you need to be pulling that? What you love about? Nothing that you did know you're talking.
I'm already Yeah.
Um, So you actually hold on it is pulled up.
Switch me seats back.
Uh, lines are open for 1244485 31 called Now do it.
Well, no, Let's just stay here.
Let's just stay in these spots.
No, I'm not okay.
My ****ing unopened beer.
No, I brought I brought those beers over.
Uh, sorry, everyone.
We have, ah, one unready message.
We read the message.
No, do not do that.
That's what I was doing.
Half way Have 100 messages.
Start with that.
Somebody texted us.
Oh, man, that is too funny.
Let's message back.
How do we message back? Yes.
OK, so you guys are gonna get an inside look.
So here's what The text conversation looked like.
Someone said, Well, the Astros get over this like the path you got over. Spi. Geh.
See all the numbers like that's bad. Whatever.
I don't give a ****.
Call this person if you want.
Is this Gabby? Yes, babe.
What? Is that wrong? You think that's wrong? That's like Dr we didn't docks anyone.
Nobody watches this show that gives a **** will pass our audit.
Well, we find Oh, yeah? What do you think about it? I prefer if you don't do that, that's probably a bad idea.
Not do that again.
All right? We won't will never do that again. Sorry, everybody.
Greg, be ghost Didn't hit us up with technical difficulties.
What's going on? He found your beers.
All right, Well, um, if we have nothing else going on, we can sign off.
What are we at? What's our time out here? We made it an hour.
An hour? I think in ours is a solid amount of time to go.
What you guys think? I think we made it an hour.
Honestly, I I think more the **** did you just do my headphones? I turned them up so you can actually hear the people's voices when they're talking.
Like I said, I'm not deaf.
Well, clearly you are because you're the one that ****ing screams into the microphones.
And then I'm wondering over here like, why do I have to keep ****in turn and Steve's microphone down like he's ****ing screaming? And then I realized no good after I put in them after I put Steve's headphones on.
I realized that he can't ****ing hear anybody because headphones they're ****ing basically turned off.
So now when I came over to your side, he said, Oh, here's the problem.
Let me turn Steve's headphones up.
So does that the **** and scream into his microphone.
So now you'll know when you're ****ing screaming.
Look, I could talk at this level, and everybody can hear me perfectly fine.
It's all good. Doesn't matter.
I've been talking at this level the whole time.
Okay, Well, I'm mad at you.
I'm not mad at you too, All right? We didn't have gap on this week's show, but next week we are gonna bring Gap back.
Hopefully, hopefully, she doesn't have, like, a serious illness.
And yeah, uh, everyone hit Gabby up on Twitter wisher.
Ah, you know, best wishes.
Actually, you know what? I was saying this in ah dee ems earlier.
Maybe, uh, if if someone is, you know, kicked the bucket from jagoff sports, that's a lot of use.
Hopefully, it's not actually, you know what if Gabby can somehow give me ***** her Ah, uh, corona virus that she has going on, I'll I'll be the one to bite the bullet here.
I'll go down a lot of klicks.
Lot of use, but no messenger on Ah, Twitter at her on Twitter and make sure that she's doing okay.
We are also looking into, ah, potential draft live draft NFL draft coming up in a towards the end of April.
And we will Ah! Ah, Here's what I'm thinking.
Let me talk to you guys alive on air about this.
What do you think if we d'oh green screen where we where we have the drive And this was kind of Steve's idea, So I don't think I'm stealing his bug an idea.
We all sit on the same side.
That table will have gap there, too.
Maybe because she's got a team, It least she has a team with a first round pick.
Three first round picks.
Yeah, they probably got a lot of first round picks.
What? To to there, like actually something in another one.
That's like, how you guys just suck this bad.
So we're working.
I don't know what You got some trade.
All right, Um but we'll all sit on the same side of the table.
We'll have a green screen behind us that has the actual draft.
And then what we all have to wear, like suits and ties and give a serious ****ysis of the draft picks which I don't know **** about because I don't want a college football.
So which route? We could do that.
Plus, we could have just assumed their college experience and talk about that.
It would all just blend together.
I think it'll be fun.
And there will be a good time.
Steve, what do you think? I think any time I get to him, ****ing come in here and drink some beers with you guys.
I'm down for ****ing whatever, so yeah, we're going to do it.
All right, Well, that's what I like to hear.
And, uh, I think that's gonna be it for us tonight, boys.
Any signing off notes from you Belmont over at 1 47 So let's see if I have a pulse and I will get something out to the extent of build your own parlay tomorrow evening and, ah, Steve, Joe over there.
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