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Er, Steve, you just wrote a great article about the top five bars to **** in in Pittsburgh.
What? Any comment on that? I mean, where did the idea come from? The inspiration That's a guide that everyone in Pittsburgh needs.
In my opinion, um, I was taking a **** at a bar that definitely didn't make the top five list.
And I was like, You know what? There are definitely better places.
Toe let this loose and, you know, just got got the ball rolling.
Were there any places that missed the cut just outside the top five? Um, off the top of my head.
I can I can probably.
All right now, there's some What's the worst bar you ever had to take a ****.
And I was going to say a top five needs a bottom five.
Yeah, I think that could be the next article.
Worst five bars.
Well, shouldn't I don't even want to say the worst one.
Because they have one is, like my my regular bar that I go to s Oh, you don't want to get a heat.
It's literally a one, man.
There's a urinal in a toilet and there's, like, nowhere.
So they like face each other.
Yeah, but ours is Jax now.
You've never It's not a bar that Cleveland people would find them even if they live in Pittsburgh.
They just like these guys won't even come with me to this.
It's one of those bars where if you're not from Pittsburgh, you actually can't even see it.
It's just invisible to you.
It's just such a ****ty ins or dive bars.
How? Hector just took that one off.
Okay? Yeah. All right.
So anyway, we're rocking and rolling with a run down here.
We're gonna start off with baseball stuff.
Spring training starts on Saturday for the Pirates.
We also got some major cheating issues.
I know my man over here.
Tommy Egan wrote a nice article as well for Jago.
Sports are over there and read it about how? Yeah, it's just the first time anyone's ever cheated in baseball.
Right? ****ing disgrace will excuse my language seriously, really frustrates me as a baseball fan.
I can't believe it.
What's, uh what's why is this cheating incident so much different than I don't know? For example, the pirate's parrot funneling cocaine to the team in the eighties or, um, Barry Bonds, existing and playing baseball.
Well, I was going to say this is the first riel incident that we've seen that has actually had a direct impact on a championship, which I just won't stand for, uh, right, not the black song.
Go back 100 years and you would never find him Instant.
Actually, 100 years I might be 100 years.
Exactly, because I think it was the Black Sox.
1919 98 101 year.
So you have to go 100 and one years to find out Championship be affected.
One of the other things I want to talk about since we're talking baseball stuff is the, uh, Hold on.
We're still talking about Astros.
Did you see this guy Nick Markakis talking about how he's gonna beat the ass is of the Astros? Let me turn on ****ing Billy Idol for a second.
I feel like every single guy over there needs a beating.
You know, it's wrong.
They're messing with people's careers.
Um, you know, I know we're all competitive and world were out there competing, but there's right ways to do it in wrong ways to do it.
And, uh, 100% disagree with the way they did it.
You know, there's a lot of people, all right, so we get in baseball players aren't usually the most articulate people on earth.
But just the timing of because it's the beginning of the season, you want to create opportunities.
Want to get fans excited, teams excited, right? And then the commissioner, at the same time, almost defense.
The Astros and his decisions not suspend the team, really give them any consequences.
And just says, guys, it's a piece of metal that you guys are playing for exactly questions how even fell into the spot of being the commissioner? When you say lines like that, when your sport is not as popular, maybe as it used to be and you're trying to generate excitement, you say, Well, guys, you're really just playing for metal.
So that's that's absurd, because that's literally what you ****ing the whole point of playing baseball is the win the trophy.
So do you guys think that it's going to be like an all out **** show when the Astros player with some brawls out there Yes, what do you think? Um, I think that when the Indians play them, it's not gonna be good.
You have Mike Levinger on like live.
He's saying everywhere he wants to hit every single batter that they have who's used? You also said Gath that you were gonna pay, like $1000.
Basically, Mike Levinger, he's the one that said it.
Pete, there's a no hitter.
I said, whoever likes this sweet, I'll donate amount of, like, how many likes do you have on the 1000 something? So you $1000 of Clevinger throws and no hitter.
Yeah, I'll do it.
And how many times do the Astros play the Indians? Are you guys in the same division? No, I think it'd be six times because they're in the same same call conference or whatever.
What is it called? In baseball league? They're in the same league.
Same American League.
Yeah, Eso Are you willing, Gabby? If because I'm gonna watch this guy pitch against the Astros now, t watch you basically sit there and bite your nails while what? What if he's got a no hitter through seven, I will love it.
Did he say he was gonna match? You know what an *******.
I don't love this guy anymore, but going off a gabs point, imagine the pre work the umpires and the officiating crew has to do pre game, bringing together both managers and saying, All right, we know the first dating.
Somebody's probably gonna get hit, right? We're gonna start throwing people out the moment.
Send some tension.
So every game's gonna be at least the first time they play the Asher's every team that league.
It's gonna be highly unproductive, but highly entertaining.
Right? Well, here's here's something that I did here on Twitter.
That is kind of an interesting point.
What, halfway through the season, a lot of these teams that might think that they have a shot at the beginning.
They kind of know that they're not gonna make the playoffs at the end of a four game like stent in that series.
Well, what the **** do they have to lose? Like, who the **** here? So I think we're not going to see a ton of it at the beginning of the season.
I think mid season when tank boat, Yeah, very much.
And it's funny because we talk about cheating and Thomas or Tommy Gun laid out a timeline, right? Of all the cheating incidents that have happened over the last 100 years.
I mean, you look at the L.
This year, the Yankees cap space, their payrolls $245 million.
The Baltimore Orioles in the same division, $45 million.
Oh, my God. I just like the order was cheap.
Like my little parts.
She let him bang on drums.
Who cares? Yeah.
I mean, make it more entertaining.
We're talking about two teams in the same division.
There's a $200 million pay gap.
Yeah, between the roster, it's already it's already so unfair.
So that's what I told me.
Gonna hit the nail on the head with that article.
I mean, it's been on local sports talk around the nation.
I mean, this is it's just funding for baseball, but yeah, no pitchers and catchers reported last week.
So what? I want to know about that back to that video you showed to free agency is a thing in baseball, right? And this was happening in the last time I checked.
You guys are moving around a different teams in the league.
Garrett Cole played one season.
The actions inside.
**** you. I'm going to the Yankees Yeah.
So you're telling me like we're these guys all sworn to secrecy like they were afraid of saying anything like no one knew it.
Wait, you're saying the the Astro, the guys in the Astros, Any guys put on the Astros the last four years, you're coming on.
Those guys in the league talk like they didn't already know it was going on.
I think one of the biggest things about it was the I think most of the organization didn't even know.
Like maybe I think that that is what they say already didn't know about this.
And they just kind of swept it under the rug because we're talking about a title from 1 to 3 years ago.
The sample Very Penn State esque to me.
I don't like uh oh, buddy.
One of the other things I want to bring up while we're talking about baseball is get it if you're a, uh, if I I missed the singer there, which I'm sad, I did.
But if you ah if you watch the pirates, one of the only things you can get excited about apparently kind of like what the Steelers, as of late, is the ****ing social media and how awesome their social media is.
So this is the pirates and their Ah, I don't know.
What do you call this like a hyper video that they got going on? That's Moscow.
Picture is $100,000.
Must grow of the one that who has the fish scale tattoo on his arms for all brawl even, bro.
What a ****ing stupid tattoo that is.
What is he doing? There's Blanka Will play 62 games.
Josh Bell, Will you guys think? Josh Bell, How many home runs did you have this year? 94 in the Derby for the 24.
We're gonna have them drums out in center field.
He knows exactly what's coming.
Yeah, And the owners? Yeah.
The Pirates are going t o just playing the piano.
So while the pirates are over on their social media doing that, I wanted to bring up what the Cleveland Indians are doing since way got Gavin the house.
This is one of the worst Corin gist social media post I've ever seen.
And they should immediately fire whoever the hell is there Social media person.
Oh, yeah, where he hits a home run.
Oh, not that one.
Oh, that's good.
You think that's good? Yeah.
I like Jose Ramirez.
Here's what I don't like about it.
It's not a beat.
His bat crack doesn't even in case it dies.
Baseball for you? Yeah, exactly.
Here's here's one thing in the Cleveland Indians that I did like, though.
If we're gonna scroll up here, there's a guy I do and who he's doing, like V r.
And he says the architecture and here is great, but he's just standing in like a real ****ty room.
Zoom in on the book and the little corner of the S. O.
Who knows what Social Media Team sucks.
Like last week they had a tweet.
They're like, Oh, we just acquired this Duke guy.
But also, our number one starting pitcher is getting surgery tomorrow.
In the same tweet.
I was like that.
Who's the new guy? Please, They don't cheat.
At least they don't.
You What do you think the Cleveland's? Uh, the Indians are What's their chance of making it to the World Series this year? Um, I'm always going to say they're gonna make it.
Yeah, they're pretty good.
I think they went 90 games again and make the playoff system.
I wonder what's the over Under is for their season win total 85.
Well, that's good. Okay.
Is a is 85 playoff material? Well, they won 90 some last year.
They didn't make the playoffs, so yeah, I think you're totally 89 is like the cost.
Yeah, because 81 in 81 is 501 162 games, so you'd probably be in the 88 1992.
It's ****ing insane.
Too much mad my brain.
Heard you mention, if you like.
What do you think the effect would be on baseball if they have that games? And every Sunday there was just a baseball game like that would be the most popular sport.
It would be It would be incredible.
Would be so much fun.
I mean, we found out for three years in college how much foreign baseball can, Actually.
If the pirates, where's the big baseball, by the way? What the hell can we bust that? I wanted to tell the story about how I got this baseball another while we're busting that out.
Ah, not that DuPont.
Thank you for the 200 tics.
She appreciate your big daughter fleetingly by glowed when the ticks game.
Yeah, that was probably a guarantee.
So this baseball, by the way, I got a great story about this.
So I was a little kid at PNC Park and my dad, he was a young kid.
He was never little was never a little that way.
Went Thio, PNC Park.
My dad who worked Iron City his whole life. **** and Younes are.
So he took me out to the outfield bar.
You know, there's a bar out there and of course, I would be like, Dad, let's go sit in our seats.
You know, let's go catch a foul ball when you feel like that, we're going to the bar in the outfield, stick with me.
So we'd end up in the bar in the outfield and there was a buff, eh? There had this ball and I was like, Wow, I really want that ball.
I must have been like a six year old kid at the time, and he said, Okay, well, we could steal that ball, but we have to leave immediately after because his whole you know, you just want to get the hell out of PNC Park.
In the real bar, beers aren't $8 so I grab it off the buffet and run out and he went down the stairs before me.
I threw it over the banister and he caught it and just walked out of the stadium.
And then we went and had a good day after that.
So yes, Oh, moving on from baseball talk.
It's really, really great.
They're great Subway into Antonio Brown in his perpetual just clown Marie.
I would say he was working out today on Instagram Live bench pressing, and this is what happened.
Rotten goat man.
He's got a whole lot of weights.
That's a lot of weight there.
3 15 Oh, what? What the **** is this Eyes that where you can do triceps comes down.
I feel like I could watch that a 1,000,000 times.
That is so funny.
What is up with that weight bench that why's it falling apart? So I think the New Age hey lifted show so much just squat rack that you have now instead of where you would have, like you know what? You're squatting, and you could put, like, the safe the bars are.
Or if you're doing anything outside of the rack, you can put like the double pegs first supporters that. Yeah.
So I think that these new age racks, they just go up top and then come down.
You can adjust it like that instead of like, moving him, and I and I won.
I won a lot of weight.
One came in hot, man.
I don't know that ****ing hit him. And right in the face.
I I love the camera.
Where, like, yeah, they're hyping about their hyping him up.
And as soon is like he sees it coming down, You get Theo? No, the oh, no, it hits him, and then he just puts it right to the floor so we can't let anyone see this.
Meanwhile, this is a wound like, let's watch it one more time.
I mean, he's throwing up 3 15 there.
What, Three or four times? Yeah. Horrible form.
Looking out, are looking for a way way body weights one 85.
Funny thing is he sees the 1st 1 come down and kind of dodges it.
And while he's looking at that, probably a CTU.
Now that's socks.
Just now is the first time he's ever gotten his CT.
So that karma s o a b.
You guys think he'll end up playing in the NFL next year? I think he's gonna play for the Steelers. Yeah.
Why do you think that? What if he plays for the Browns? You can't.
Why? You already got your own Enough going on? Yeah.
Tom would come out and say you'll support help you, but we're not t He says they're not gonna be.
Oh, who do you think's a better receiver, Gabby? A Not a B.
O'Dell or Jarvis.
I would say, Jarvis, right now, Yeah, you had a great season.
He had an amazing catch against the Steelers the second time we played on the sideline when the Steelers won.
Remember that with our third string quarterback, I agree with Yahoo's named duck.
Yeah, the son is named.
The thing about Jarvis is he zeroed in every game.
You know what you're gonna get? Yeah, especially for playing draftkings o J don't know where his head's at.
U C l A Is he in Spain Mex early Miami.
Justin Bieber, The NFL.
Nice hair like do you ever read Bottled it? And what say you, cab? I agree.
What century is a more productive player than L B J? What do you think about O B J? Great guy.
You're gonna defend him? Here is great guy.
Don't even go around.
Even Browns fans not.
Doesn't sound like I don't know what out of your top top two receivers when one of them lost a battle thio kicking that I think that's really all you can say.
That was That was a giant wave in the past.
I can appreciate it.
How high were you last year when you signed a BJ in the off season? Um oh, my God.
I was that condo, Otto, you know, condo is the Taco place.
Yeah, and as I'm getting more readers and I got a moat Della Rita and I was screaming Odell a radio in the freaking rest.
Ah, you're you're like that since since we're on the subject of you and, uh, things that happen in your life.
Like when LBJ got signed in your Econ Dato eating tacos.
What's the next topic there? Gabby can read it.
Jeez, Creepy GM.
So you were absolutely provoking the masses this week with a couple of your posts.
I'm not gonna bring them up because I think this is a family show SportsCastr.
They said there's two things we can't do, and one of them is like getting naked, so I can't show your posts.
But what? What? I listen, this this helps you get over 10 k followers.
I get it. I got to know your audience.
You don't know your audience.
D'oh! Let's let's get to know your audience.
Our new segment we like to call gabs. Creepy.
Diaz is someone chair someone cheer ticks.
That would have been a perfect Yeah, we need a bumper for Gabby's gabs Creepy.
And get her over here.
I can't leave. You don't have a beer yet.
Just needed to relax for a minute.
There's no better way to do with them with.
It's just for everyone that wants to see what's going on.
We're getting beers here, Tommy.
The we do a beer grab almost every week on camera.
Beer Grab is sponsored by nobody yet, but give me an email sports one at gmail dot com, and you could sponsor the weekly beer grab that we do at least seven times a show at least seven times.
We're not yet sponsored by Iron City, which is an absolute shame and basically a travesty.
What the hell are they thinking? But soon enough anyway, let's talk about gabs.
What's going on over there, Gabby? Okay, I'll read one that I got today.
This one's not really creepy.
It's just funny.
I mean, it is weird, but hey, I was just wondering if maybe in the summer you want to get a hotel next D M next year, the next message.
I'm gonna have to remember that I am also on camera while you're really so I really have to keep like my facial expression responses like, kind of somewhat like I'm not that surprised, but we're off.
We're off to a really hot When you say next.
D I think it's the same guy. Okay, Okay.
Let me start over.
Hey, I was just wondering if maybe in the summer.
You would want to get a hotel.
I could rko you out of nowhere.
And when the w w e championship, let me know if you're in What? I don't think that that's creepy.
I mean, has anyone ever given you something That was super weird that you were like, Okay, this is at least creative enough.
And you kind of give him the time of day or no.
What was it? That one's not for today.
Okay, not for hey, we'll do successful, creepy D M. Wait.
You know what I just realized? We totally skipped Per Manny Brothers, which I have here behind Tommy here.
We have a bag full of Germanic brothers sandwiches.
Yeah, I really love that.
We changed up the seating arrangement from where I sit for the man pods.
When Evan I d'oh the Steelers.
I never sit near the beer.
I'm always I went from that corner to that corner s o we got.
What the **** is this? Uh oh.
Well, that about what All this say because babies.
Okay, there there should be three different ones.
Okay, this one's eggs.
So, Gabby, you have to try all three and tell us which one early she's trying to get.
You have to eat all that for you.
If you're done, let me take a hack at that double egg one.
Try all three and let us know which one's the best.
That's what we want to do here on the show.
They didn't cut them either.
Okay, so preventing brothers.
You guys were doing a real ****ty job, Okay, We're trying to come out here promote your ****.
Free ads, one the person that wrote your god**** name of which I didn't even write spell correctly and they didn't cut them in half.
So which one is this cab? No.
Which one is it, Steve? What it says is that a double leg? No.
One of them's bologna.
Yeah, that's that's a bologna.
We wanted to get you the craziest ones.
Just bite into it. Let's see.
You can Actually, since they didn't since they didn't cut it, no.
Since they didn't cut it.
Just start, like in the middle and just start in the middle.
Can you read a creepy D M Y.
Your mouth is full of Brandy brother sandwich.
Let's do the Pittsburgh one while you're eating this permit, This'd her.
This is so good.
Everything worked out perfect.
This is exactly what I was open for.
Gabby, This is precisely why Jagoff Sports hired.
You really know how to go? Yeah.
There we go. Get in there. Make it messy.
Is it good? Which one is it? The bologna described.
What's it feel like in your mouth? Disgusting.
What did you think of that? One? 11 10.
I would say things.
Yeah, See, I set everything up.
I knew it was going for you.
That a four? Oh, boy.
Really bologna texture.
Okay, let's move on to the next one.
But wait, Maybe Should read a creepy GM first.
Okay, here we go.
This guy said he would send a bunch of messages prior.
I would never respond.
Let me just say that to living up.
No, this is one legal.
I swear you couldn't be any more gorgeous if you tried.
What's that? That's nice.
Yeah, that's nice.
The next day, that's Oh, hey, I'm gonna have done follow you.
I'm being stalked by someone on here.
Who takes the Steelers Browns rivalry Way too seriously.
So I'm gonna have to run follow any female Browns fans that I follow because this ****ing guy knows where I live.
If you want to keep in contact, my number is incident number.
But if you don't take, you understand, genius.
That guy's a ****ing genius.
Tell me you texted him right away.
After that, I said $100 I'll text you.
He said, never mind the highest.
That was a smooth move.
Did Ian follow you? Actually, after that? Yeah.
I thought you thought I was gonna work.
He's probably following you on.
He's probably in chat right now and probably does you listen.
Is it Russian Bond? Do you have Try another sandwich and give us a score.
So the Bolognese of four running before that? What's that? That sandwich.
Okay, let me see the eggs.
Well, this one's double lake.
I'll have the, uh, of the pit one.
Steve, do we have any comments here? This is maybe, like, half of the sides of the other one.
Really? The bread is very inconsistent.
Permitted brothers. That's one thing you will learn.
Do they use. Ah, man.
Seen ease or Solonius Bolognese.
I think they used the loan money.
No free ads, though.
Solonius is sponsoring us than **** you.
Don't even say their name anymore.
This one has a lot of Ah, coleslaw.
Yah, Don't sound so excited.
You said you liked for Manning.
Brother seemed very excited for this.
Like the sandwiches when they're cut in half and it's ****y.
Are they warm? Still warm? That was You barely even bid into ingredients there.
Our Laura played. Dude.
She's clearly insane.
She ate eggs that would dry in the exit.
The egg? No, the egg that she was going for.
The bite of ended all the Yeah, do a big bite.
Come on, give us a big bite.
Yeah, There you go.
Get it in there.
How would you describe the mouthfeel of that sandwich? So, what would you give that, then? 11 through 10.
What do you call now on a two for Mani, brother man, right now And you've got an average score of three.
All right, so what? We got the last one for her.
Okay, give they achieve the egg.
Steve, you can Eat and Steve, eat the egg One live on the show.
You bring the baloney one over here.
We want people, everyone to eat.
I spent good money on these sandwiches.
I like to go toe for Manny's when it's like here.
Time after you eat that.
Dude, I like this one.
I think this is gonna be ****ed.
That bread looks amazing. Come on.
Didn't even bite.
All right, So which one is this now? When they serve in Steve's going to town, What do you give it to you? So hungry.
What do you give that one, Steve? A 1,000,000? A 1,000,000? Innocent.
So this one is the Pitts burgher.
This is like a burger.
All right, let's try it.
Pretty good, huh? Tommy, can you try the bologna while she's trying that Brian, come on.
Don't be ****ing to core.
You're not invited back to the ****in jagoff podcast.
Gabs Put it all out there for us.
Yeah, Brian, What do you think? Yeah, I love that.
I I love that bite.
That's a ****ing manly bite right there.
Yeah, hold on. Let's see it.
Let's see. You can take a bigger bite, Brian or Gabby. Come on.
Now you have a small mouth cab.
All right, Brad, give us a big bite.
The next off it.
Look, Not a pretty big bite.
That's pretty big.
E ****ing love that ****.
I want to try this too.
All right, Gap, can you give us another creepy D M? Yeah.
I don't know if this is enjoyable to watch or not, but you know what? I've been so probably not at all.
Needs this first.
Oh, also this one way better.
I'd give this one like a seven seven.
Yeah, but if they had, like, the melty cheese and you dip it in there a after saying anyways, this guy says Steve, 1000 napkins.
My girlfriend smells like cheese.
She comes in the room in her *****.
Reeks of age cheese.
What can I do to help her? This is not a ****ing help hotline.
Want No, I had to know.
Did you reply? You didn't reply to that one? Oh, hi.
Did what did you say? I said, Seek help.
What? I don't understand.
What's the guy's angle when he's coming at you with that? Oh, the story gets better.
Okay, he said, seek help.
I had to block him eventually, but he said, seek help.
He said, If you scream my name while you're grabbing cheese out of your fridge, I'll pay pal you $50.
So I'm at one of my friend's house watching the Super Bowl.
I read that message to him.
He said, Hell, I'll ****ing do it.
He goes in and does It makes the video.
I think I have the video.
What you pay pound him.
Oh, paper about me.
$50 for my friend to reach in his fridge and grab cheese and hit Wait in his fridge? No, Like my I was at my friend's house, We're watching the Super Bowl, and like, I got this message, my friend said that he would do it, okay, And then he made the video.
And then I sent it to that guy, and then he gave me, gave $50 This'll.
All right, so I'm gonna take this one, okay? I don't This is definitely not a king.
Podcast were open toe all types of Ah, kinks and things.
Uh, cheese kink is definitely a a new I've never dated a robot.
Oh, yes, yet I just don't understand.
What? Why does the guy getting awful? Geez, that's just don't get it.
What is the point? Like what? What? That's absurd.
Absurd? Yeah, I have a whole like album on my phone filled with them. Yeah.
Do we get one more? Yeah.
Let me just go get a couple more. Okay.
Twitter men does the album.
Sonny Twitter, man.
So I'll know where to look when I look at your phone next time. Yeah.
Someone sent me a message and it was a picture of some guy and he's in his bathtub.
The one of the genes, and he's wearing jeans.
Can we see the picture? Like you can't really see it the best that they took a screenshot, But you can see that he's in the bats up with jeans on.
What did he say? Was there any contacts? Time Does this turn you on? I can take more.
What? That is so absurd to use this to make you guys feel better about yourself? I don't know.
I actually feel like I'm gonna feel worse.
Yeah, like if these were considered creepy de EMS, I've sent a way worse than I feel like.
I mean, I'm I'm married now, but I feel like I wasn't taking enough risks with my d EMS after reading some of this **** genes in the bathtub.
I mean, that's a ****in baller move.
I would never even consider that you.
And then I got completely roasted yesterday.
Let's hear it. It was really good. I didn't reply.
Call. I didn't want anyone to see it.
This guy, he replied to my clever girl, you know, the picture that we were just talking about for the Indians because he liked tourism and like something in his meniscus, he just got surgery in.
This guy said, um, I couldn't think of this to happen to someone more deserving each ship to Mike Levinger.
Yeah, but then he quoted his tweeting.
He said, Of course, you would say that you're fat, you're a fan of the worst team in baseball or something.
The Astros and then I said to that boy said you.
Well, you're not very ****ing cute.
And like a lot of people liked it and we're laughing at.
Then this boy said to me, Those boys had me.
Yikes! Ah! Cleveland three hasn't burned me that hard since Kyrie Irving hit that dink winner in 2060.
I Oh, my God! That that's a ****ing amazing line.
That, guys, I got a comedian.
Who is that guy? You have to accept Your loss is there? I thought it was great.
If anything, that guy deserves a shot at love with GI.
Know this'd show now? Yeah.
Shot at love with DJ.
We're gonna throw your GM every Monday.
Jagat sports every note, every money.
That could be the new thing.
We want to hear.
Are you willing to tell us the story of your, uh, the time you ghosted a guy at the Penguins game? We'd love to hear that story.
Hopefully that guy's not watching, but I think that's hilarious story.
Can you tell us that you give me a shot? Okay.
You guys were quiet over here.
What are you thinking? You're not You're sparing them.
Yeah, they're scared of the DEA.
I think I'm just listening to tm story.
I'm not familiar with that there.
I'm thinking Brian and Trout, and I'm thinking Trout and Tommy gun over here, like, ****, I feel like that all the time.
What? Why she calling us out, like, on our own show All the **** that I sent her.
**** it like I was It wasn't a brand of jeans in the tub.
Cooley said it first.
00 and all right.
So, Gabby, let's hear about this ****in Penguins hockey story.
God forgive me for everything I've ever done wrong.
Okay, Single it.
So when I was in college, I would go to, you know, Morgan Town.
Sometimes it's fun place, pretty fun place.
So I went there with us.
West Virginia University? Yeah.
Went there a couple times.
So then one night, we were out like some guy we were.
This is, like friends with some of my friends a long time ago.
Like he had me on snatch. I was like, Okay, whatever.
And sometimes you'd like semi snaps and something like, maybe school.
Not really. I don't know.
And then a couple months ago, he said.
Do you want to go to a penguin's game? I'm like you have anything else to do? I guess I'll go and he doesn't have me on any other social media.
It was just Snapchat and I didn't give him my number or anything.
So you just you coordinated with him via yes, How do you? You can chat, actually, on Snapchat, right? Yeah, that's better than giving it my number, right? So then he picks me up.
We go to the game like he picks me up.
And he was Really He's just saying weird stuff.
The whole What? What was he saying? Give us a word like I just got in the car and he's like, Well, maybe if you wanna hang out with me, Leander after this, Ben's jersey on to go to the game? No, no one goes anywhere different Hockey team jersey.
What? It was one of those guys that wears a jersey to a game.
That's he's not even that Teams are playing.
Yeah, like this.
Like the whole time he was trying to, like, show off and be really cool.
And I guess I was like, shame on myself I think I remember this guy was weighed everything.
What do you look like? Also, I just realized there's times in college where the Patriots kick the Steelers.
Asked the night before Monday, you'd be walking to class and you'd be hating your life, all right.
And then you see some ****** bag walking across games.
The Tom Brady jersey on all you could think about was just taking his head and shut eye.
This is a perfect on my college radio.
Don't open Boston.
I warned last night.
So **** the Patriot way.
Can all agree on that.
So he's wearing another hockey jersey? Yeah.
So then we get there, and he's like, So do you want to pay for parking? Like I have cash? I don't have cash with me.
No, I'm not gonna pay for parking things like, let's kind of rude.
I'm like we could ask before.
So then I was just I was just mad from that.
Then we go in there and he's like, Well, you can at least buy me a couple of beers and, like, I'm like, Fine, I'll buy you beer.
The goal on this guy got he might.
He might have been a woman going into transition, but still wanted to uphold the standards of a woman and get everything paid for.
Maybe Wow, that's a That's a That's a palsy theory way.
Sit down and like, he's brewed everyone around us.
And he's like saying all kinds of crazy stuff to the people, like being absolutely ridiculous.
And then just like saying things that made me feel very uncomfortable.
You kept grabbing my leg.
I'm like, **** off.
So you just a weirdo.
He was very weird, and I felt very I don't know if being drunk really changes the dynamic of that movie.
This is a first date, right? Yeah.
Yeah, it's not even a date.
I was going to a hockey game because you have nothing else.
Todo way game. Actually.
So that he just kept saying bad things.
Like everybody else around looking at.
What was he saying? What were the bad things he was saying? Making weirdo comments about the players? Okay, where were they? Nice seat.
No, I was at the very top of sodium siege if you wanted you to pay for everything.
Yeah, that's that's not a good first date.
It's not a date.
I want to know some of the weird comments he is making him, like you work with down there.
Why don't you figure my kind of that way really, really weird? Yeah.
He was like saying I heard you have a small ****.
I'm like you're you.
That's pretty cool.
There are other people standing around us right now and can hear the words that your mouth is making it.
So then I said, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
One Snapchat I left and then met my friends out and got hammered.
Did you live in Pittsburgh at this point? Yeah.
This was not very long ago.
Wait, what period was it? I think I saw you Friday night that you were with her. You were sitting right there.
I was talking about the deeds ****ing ****s and finger as a little **** will think of a I love the logic.
There s so what period do you think you left? Probably after the first half of the first.
And that was this hockey season.
Yeah, this was like November.
Because, like I tried to reach out to you any other way.
No, you only he doesn't have any other social media. Just Snapchat.
Wait, and I'm confused.
What does Morgan town how to do this? Why did you bring that up? Is that where he was from? Uh, like when I was a morning like I met him there like me and my friends were hanging out with his friends, and I got so he must have been normal enough for you to give him your Snapchat at one point or another.
How many friends do you have on Snapchat? Don't want to disclose.
Okay, It seems like there seems like you're number one social media thing.
So no, like, if I pose a story on Snapchat, it'll probably be like 800 people view it.
Yeah, Yeah, way more people viewed on instagram.
But that's different rights.
Do you ever get just like, random **** pics on Snapchat? Oh, yeah.
And I just screen shot him and I say, why you do that? Well, why wouldn't I? Wouldn't I screech? Uh oh.
Either it goes like either right.
Someone's like Oh, my God.
So kind of you or they're like, What the ****? Why would you do that? Wait, There's there's guys that think you screen shouting is like some some sort of for later.
Yeah, you need to after we're done with, uh, episode two of this podcast.
Show me your collection of ****.
You know what? No, that's after episode three.
You need to make a post on there That says, if you have sent me an unsolicited Dichter that this has been talked about on my podcast.
Yeah, You said you reported to the police that I got scared.
Oh, man has ever I mean, never mind.
I'm not gonna dive into it.
I was just gonna say it has ever been sending a girl with **** pictures.
Just you're shooting your shot there, Bri Rough? Yeah.
Is there ever been one where you kind of saw it? You were like, all right? No, dude, there's there's no flattering angle.
Thio make like, Oh, you want this? There's there's no wayto If I was lying on a random **** picture, I would just google like great, really great **** that.
Show me a screenshot of a great horn that I consent to a girl.
Enter Send her a picture of a roost.
So, um, get at least somewhere close back to the rails, getting at least back on the rails a little bit.
We do appreciate gap.
You've given us a little insight into, uh, like the darkness inside inside your G m's.
We do want to get some time with Eli.
Steve, did you happen to message Eli and give us give him our number? Is that possible? Uh, no, but I will do that right now. Okay.
So give you our number if you have.
No, I'm I'm just going to tell him that we're gonna call him, because if we'll tell him to give me his number, I don't want to say his number over the air.
That's what I'm gonna get it right now.
Uh, while that's going on, the let's talk a little bit.
You guys are pit boys.
The trout's forecast.
Big news from pit headquarters today.
Apparently the football team.
You would have never guessed it, but the pit football team and the pit basketball team were You are good at cheating.
Yeah, So what? What's going on with that? At what was the story? And like, What do you think the effects are? What's going on? The minimal information.
I had something to do with the capacity of coaches they were utilizing for practices.
So there's a title and a job description of a quality control assistant and or coach.
Okay? And you can only have so many coaches and assistance within quality control.
Apparently, Narduzzi Train is quot control specialist.
Essentially play musical chairs and help run drills, and how he would notify of somebody from compliance or somebody from the N. C.
A was their practices and check and make sure they were not going beyond the number of coaches that were allowed to actually practice and dictate how the practice went.
He would play a rap song.
Our song would come over the air, and then the quality control systems would stop to think that drove their keeping, just run to the sideline, pretend like they were never dictating and performing the drill.
Could you imagine having a scheme this elaborate about having too many coaches on the ****ing practice field? they're not win games.
Yeah, And you look out for you.
Look at Alabama Sideline and they get, like, eight coaches that were fired from the previous year and they're all quality control assistance.
And then somehow the n c a a is like, Oh, you know, we'll just pick on pit like this will be fun saving my yellow Me? Yeah, right.
But that was that was pretty funny.
And that was a summary.
I may be a little bit off base, but from what I gather, that's what it sounds like.
You knew more about it than what I saw because I was looking around online, I might have made an assumption or two.
I didn't hear the whole thing with rap song.
I mean, not that was a rap song.
And then with the basketball, it was they were what? Having illegal practices outside of the season or something.
It was the previous can't go on record.
Cheerleaders actually knows it was funny because I dropped the message to them and I said, Hey, pit was cheating and they said, What were they doing? And I said, Well, the football team had too many coaches, and the basketball team was using cheerleaders to ***ually solicit of the opposing players.
And they were like, What? Are you serious? This is huge news.
It was like, No, just getting.
They had, like, a like a practice.
And it's not a school In August, we weren't supposed to before you came out and said that you made that up.
I was in the process of Googling the gift from the Replacements.
Remember, when quarterback goes under center and they all look to the side because they're all strip searches, all like doing their thing.
That's what I wanted to go back like we're bringing it.
We're bringing back Chiana Reeves ****ing career is rejuvenating.
The only pit would get caught cheating by trying to gain a competitive.
So simply dealing, doing anything outlandish If they were gonna cheat, why don't they just by ****ing Ferraris for their new recruits and actually win football games? Instead, it's like let's hire another seven coaches that really aren't gonna do anything grand.
Valentine's Day's pay too many coaches, and then we don't have any money, do anything else like win games or sell tickets or anything like that.
So season tickets, like, super cheap to, like $300.
Oh, I would be shocked if they were that much. Definitely.
I mean, you should ask, because Trout and ****ing Tommy Gunn go to every single home game.
So I do go to one game of year.
Just looked at the file that season.
He's just ashamed to admit how cheap they are.
He says shape doing May.
She's got this on the plane ticket website today.
Bidding against being C for whole suite be against PNC Bank 800 like one too.
First thing he said to me today was a I e mailed the ticket office.
You know, I really am trying to do that for my dad.
Nobody but serious.
So I feel like I just admitted it to the masses.
That's a true story.
That is just going like, what a ticket.
So they like 300 3 50 I cover. Yeah.
That's why I'm buying for my dad.
They're not for naught.
For his dad, there were ****ing you ****ing bull****ter.
It was a great story waiting for craps. Right.
Uh, you're gonna I think we should.
I think you call us while we wait. Greg Robinson.
Another funny story.
It's like picking on the brown hair.
Let me write down the number, Steven, that you think it's just his decision maker? Do you have it? He picked we hiss to push £157.
Yeah, he couldn't move a £157 human off the line of scrimmage and he moves £157 of marijuana.
This is the right ways to make money.
Oh, he's What do you mean, he's not? He's not with us expense.
Now, you guys were gonna cut him anyway.
Yeah, yeah, but really lucky.
That's, like, 2000 to get What was the movie? Sa***es came out like, 10 years ago.
What about Jennifer Aniston when she was a stripper? Oh, we're the Millers.
What were the way? That's the booth, Dude.
Jennifer Aniston looks great in the movie and told she like, 67 Super Bowl Halftime.
I love how Eli has like a Butler County phone number.
Even though he lives on San Fran.
Is he ready for us to call? Yeah, I told him. Be ready. All right.
We're gonna call you right now.
You lie. Let's see how things go.
You guys hear that? You're at home.
Has anybody commented that the audio sounds like ****? We've actually got a lot of Ah, a lot of things going on here.
Okay, reporting account under reported account.
Yeah, all types issue.
Why did you to report in the count's dropping their ****ing your own hall.
Hampton forwarded to me.
Oh, you I know what the **** did.
So you know, I didn't answer.
All right, so then we're just gonna open the lines for calls.
Don't, uh Do we have anything to talk about for another two minutes? Why did he say wait two minutes? That was actually a very specific time frame that I gave you.
Try trying one more time, and then, if not, we'll, uh, we'll have him on next week.
All right, listen.
The ****ing lines are open. Everybody.
If you want to call, call the number.
It should be up on your screen for 124448531 We'll see how this goes.
If nobody calls, that would be pretty.
Do you want me to treat the number? Yeah.
Tweeted outlets? No.
No, because I already ****ing the three dudes that you chopped up on creepy D M.
We're gonna call it.
What the **** do they know? Where? The way you think those guys don't have a burger.
I don't really care what you gonna do.
If it's possible.
Are we Almost now? All right, so the lines are open, everybody.
It's for 124448531 If you'd like to call in.
I like the spin that you just put on that.
But so what? What else did shut the **** up calling? Is Greg still? Yeah.
Chloe's still hanging out, doesn't he said he didn't want to be the only guy.
You know what? One thing I wanted to talk about.
How about this? How about this? Just call in and then ask a question and then hang up and then calling again.
Have your voice is a little bit different. That'll be perfect.
One thing I did want to talk about, um I wanted to mention, at least is we are competing with the pens game right now.
So it's probably lot of Pittsburgh people that don't make that face about pens gap we're competing with.
We're competing with.
Crosby scored four points last.
All of Pittsburgh would be watching this show and calling in right now, except there's Penguins game.
Who's the guy that we just traded for from Minnesota? Zucker.
Zucker? Yeah, Yeah. Zuckerberg Facebook.
Now he's He can skate.
Yeah, he could spend.
They're gonna win the Stanley Cup.
Are they sick? Yeah, just cause you don't have a hockey team.
D'oh! Why don't you give us Ah, update on the N B A.
Oh, because no one gives a **** about the MBA.
Give you one thing about the MBA.
Let me just read you this tweet.
I don't know if you guys saw I'm going to read it and then you tell me which athlete in the embassy said this LeBron you're a ****.
Oh, he already knew what e Just much. Yeah.
You said, Listen, I know I don't play baseball, but I'm in sports Sports capitalists.
Oh, this is like a topic.
I was open the tweet was gonna be like, Hey, you know me, LeBron James, who used to play for the Cavaliers.
And we're like, Okay, yeah. Okay.
And if I know someone changed me out of winning the title and I found out about it, I would be ****ing rate.
I mean, like, uncontrollable about what I could and would.
D'oh! Listen here, Baseball Commissioner.
Listen to your players speaking today about how disgusted Madhur, broken et cetera, et cetera, about this literally the ball baseball emoji is in your court parentheses.
Where should I say field? And you need to fix this for the sake of sports.
Now, this is where it gets interesting.
What I'm about to say is one whole hashtag okay, together All the words.
What's your Just my thoughts coming from a sports junkie.
Regardless, my own sport I played Wait, What is it? Hashtag? The hash tag is literally this long hash tag.
Just my thoughts coming from a sports junkie.
Regardless, my own sport, I play 11 full.
You know what I did see people actually tweeting that and I was wondering where the hell that was from.
So it started with him that one.
Someone said I want a tattoo.
That hashtag Yeah, it should.
Funny how LeBron when it doesn't hit his bottom line, he'll just be like, Yeah, here's my opinion on this and that, right? Listen to me.
But it's soon ****** and democracy.
And by the way, disputed is on this weekend on HBO, the barbershop or whatever.
It's ****ing show is really just anything that's a threat. There's not online.
He'll just be quiet like democracy in China.
Yeah, eyes isn't shine out.
Whatever they say goes.
Yeah, call you right back.
Tell them call us our number, Eli.
Our numbers right on the screen.
So give us a call for 124 85 31.
Is this the football guy? This is you.
I ran with the lies and got a great podcast.
He's a former yen's er, but he had to move out to ah, the Bay Area rest in peace because that area of the country is a total **** hole.
And I've been there plenty of times in the chest of that.
Listen, I've been I'm pretty well traveled.
I've been to all of South America, a lot of Asia.
A panda, that is the crown brought back a panda that has the Corona virus.
The only time I've ever been in my life so sketched out that I thought I was in danger.
Was twice both times in San Francisco and both times in the middle of the day.
So let's talk to Eli about our ****ty Sanford is good, by the way, is calling called from you like crab? Let's go.
That's press one to send a voicemail.
What's going on, brother? You are on the jagoff podcast and ah, we're rocking and rolling here.
I've got I don't know if you're watching or not, but if you are, there's five of us in the room.
So, um, you might be a little overwhelmed.
Steve's on the other side here.
Who's who's messaging you? What's up, buddy? Hey, how's it going, guys? A lot better now, huh? Yeah.
Absolutely good to be finally in contact with everybody.
I am not watching.
I'm actually sitting in my car right now, uh, in a spot that has a bad cell phone service.
So sorry about that, will you? Some crystal clear to me now, man.
And we were just talking about how much of a **** hole San Francisco is.
So I'm sorry you live there now? Can you? Can you comment on that? What? I don't know.
You live in San Fran? Probably.
Because I don't think anyone lives there except billionaires or people that don't have homes.
So do you live at Kinder? I do not live there.
I live in the East Bay.
So, like more towards Oakland.
But both relations, I mean, I go to San Fran all the time.
It's Yeah, it's an absolute dumpster Fires.
So Ah, Eli, we were listening to a couple your episodes from this week, and you had a lot to commentate on.
The Miles Garret Mason Rudolph thing was like the massive news that everybody was talking about this week.
I don't know if we want to dive into that or not, but Steve says no.
So why don't you give us kind of your take on what you thought of that whole situation? Yeah, absolutely.
So, guys, whoever's listening out there didn't listen to my episode.
But you should go ahead and take a listen to that one.
But I pretty much dove into it.
And pretty much my opinion on the whole matter is no one is ever going to know what was actually said between Mason Rudolph and Myles Garrett.
But the evidence that we do know is that nobody heard any type of words being said, whether it was camera's audio reps on the field, people on the field, nobody's come forward to validate Miles Garrett's claims.
So therefore, there's no evidence.
So the fact that everyone was basically speaking into existence with the ESPN conversations and no outside the lines had their horrible takes.
Basically saying that that if Myles Garrett said it, they said, if them so many times and it basically became spoken into existence without giving Mason Rudolph credit or even listening to his side of the whole spiel.
So I think that the evidence that we have right now states that he never said it in that, in my opinion, you know, if you're gonna take it to a court of law in a defamation lawsuit, I think Mile Mason Rudolph would have a case.
I don't know if it's worth the legal fees or how much he would gain his reputation back if he won that lawsuit.
But that's my opinion on it. There's not enough evidence.
And I'm on my personal opinion.
I think mild Gary is a liar, but that's just me O shots fired for me.
I know, Uh, you know, I don't know if you know Gabba.
We got her in the studio here.
She's like jagoff sports token Browns fan, and I think she might have a rebuttal to everything you just said there.
Well, that's fine.
You can go ahead and rebuttal, but, I mean, pretty much trying to represent a garbage franchise.
I said, I'm missing nothing.
Anybody says nothing.
You say anybody here anywhere in the world can hurt us more than our own team has done over an organ.
So you control like, uh, just like your offensive lineman who was caught with £175 of marijuana.
He's not on the team crest.
He could've moved £175 man off the line of scrimmage.
He buys will try to move that dope. Right.
Uh, with the crazier thing to me, though, is that I have to be like one of the dumbest people on the planet.
He made over $23 million playing professional sports, and he decides that the better way to make money is to move £175 of something that is legal in multiple states.
Across is he wants to go down there and try to make some bucks moving.
You know what? Basically, you could go to Colorado and get for free, you know, being the status of a person.
He is with $20 million in pocket, like, Unbelievable.
But, you know, that's That's the Browns for you.
They're always hiring the next.
You know, I am stunned.
Yeah, that's fine.
So what do you do? You have anything to say on the Mason? Uh, the Mason Mile was thing specifically lab.
I know Mason's not gonna have a career, suits their needs money, some other way.
So So you might as well sue Miles guarantee.
I mean, he's gonna be out of a career.
It's probably is the next best option.
The funny thing about this, too, is it Steeler Nation doesn't actually give a **** about Mason Rudolph in Don's had to bring everything back into its pulling my book for Monday.
Well, it's time to move on.
I said it with Stephen.
Stephen tried to bait him in a couple times, right? Tom Linden.
He stayed to the script, right? Just like his Tuesday press one of those.
Now we go ahead, Eli.
What Tomlin did, though, was honestly, probably one of the greatest things he's done in his career.
Because only Tomlin could go out there in the status that he is in the NFL, being probably the most like, recognizable, out spoken African American coach and figure in the league is the only person that could basically, you know, this May.
The entire argument ended as soon as he spoke.
So that's pretty pretty sure we'll look back on this moment and say, like, You know that that's gonna carry so much weight for not only future players that Solomon coaches, but just people on the team right now.
So I think it's great.
It's great for what Tomlin did.
I don't think it necessarily destroy the argument altogether, but I think it's pretty much keeps everything else at bay, and I think Hopefully this conversation that we have, this whole debacle goes away.
But I think it was great to hear what Thomas said agree 1000%.
And you haven't heard a peep since Tom and spoke.
You haven't heard a thing.
And I think that's ultimately what you're gonna you're gonna see.
I would personally like ESPN to recant their statements that they said on outside the lines on Saturday, because pretty much the end, which was so great you're not gonna get that from ESPN.
We all know what he is about.
Why nobody watching? I personally haven't watch ESPN since, uh, Tim Tebow beat us in overtime when he played for the that was officially on an illegal formation.
Oh, it was an illegal formation.
And everybody knows that it was illegal for me. That's right.
Well, I the reason we love you, man, you're such an articulate guy.
We love the way that you bring your energy. Your podcast.
We have ah trout here.
Who? He was just talking a little bit with you.
He's He's our college football guru and he wants to come on the rant soon.
Maybe we'll set something up Where you guys can talk about the draft coming up because that's kind of his domains players being passed on into your domain, which is the NFL.
What do you guys think about that? Sure.
Yeah, that sounds that sounds great.
I'm 100% on game for that.
All right? And then maybe we'll have Ah, we'll have Gabby.
And, uh, she'll just have a fight with you about love.
Yeah, she's a hard core browns fan.
Take a fight that you would, unfortunately lose weight.
Already lost already.
Why? We appreciate you calling in, man.
Enjoy your Thursday night in, well, the worst city on earth.
But let me know.
Hopefully you come back inside Cleveland that size in the shake on the leg.
I knew I didn't have to correct it.
He live like I already know.
I take it easy, man. Thanks for calling.
All right, Thanks.
Like I have a good one.
Cheers, Huh? All right, that leaves the line open.
The number is for 124448531 We actually don't have call waiting.
So someone else wants to call.
You have to call in uh, and you can't call in while someone else is on the line.
What? We've got an incoming call call from we don't know who it is to accept.
Press one, uh, caller.
You're on the line.
What is your name and what do you konw about? Great.
No, no, it's okay.
What's up? Grab.
What's up? What's going on? Greg? Hello.
Calling with questions.
Throw us your first question, Greg over under.
Who? Under spending the mortgage on it.
What would be? What do you think the odds would be on under 65? That would be I think you would make a lot of money on that.
Probably have to be like, plus 12,000 right? Plus, I don't know What? Thanks, buddy.
B Plus, I don't know what.
No ****ing kidding.
Stay in the 100. I mean, they're gonna win more than 65.
Yeah, I was there in a division where you have the cardinals in the Cubs and I'm not a baseball crew.
They're gonna win the amount of games that usually win because they're just well, run franchises.
Then you have the reds who are not much better.
Well, running the Pirates per season.
And then you have the Brewers.
They're the wild card usually.
So I think the Pirates have a good chance is because they play so many games against division opponents to get above 60.
Here's here's my baseball knowledge Evans sent in our in our little group shot, Uh, let's bring up some baseball stuff.
And I said I could not name one single pirate.
You know Marty, Marty's Goran serve. Ellie's gone.
Gary J's Fried child is gone.
Oh, speaking of which, that's it.
I have a signed Jason Kendall jersey that I need to bring you should that man, instead of wearing your ****ing hoody that I'm with right now.
So So, Greg, what do you think? Are you going under over on that 65 year all day? I think under under under 50 holes.
So are we really like that way? Turned away our best player for their wanted more k center field.
Uh, what pitching do we have? I always get so back to my point about not knowing.
I get Cris Carter and DRI Archer ****ing mixed.
But note like I 100% agree with you, Archer.
He spent in all of his ****ing time up in ah, up in blush V I p not throwing **** like I've seen I've seen him and what he does days after games and days before games, he does not give a ****.
Does anyone know what happened to junk? Ho. Gung.
Does he still play for us? You got another D.
You are correct.
What did you say? He got the lease every summer.
It's just such a shame, because the team Yeah, well, not the only guy way should reach out.
Really? What? What are you doing now? You want to talk some ****ing support? Hey, John.
I know, Uh, you know, you're not playing baseball anymore, you know? Make it, like, $3 million a year.
You want to make, like, one of 25 bucks? Uh, hey, John, How many beers? You? Yeah, I bet he's pretty.
I bet he's ****ing that That should be our fifth episode potential segment.
Instead of having gabbed try every per Manny sandwich.
Let's see how much Duncan gun.
Yeah, just hand him the keys to your cards. All right, buddy.
It's gonna be Oh, gonna blush.
What you saying, Greg? The first time.
What? No, but some No, I've had not these kinds of that dumb ass egg one. Sorry.
What did you have that you enjoyed? The Pittsburgh? Er, Yeah, that was pretty good.
I tried to get weird ones because I wanted you to try weird **** like ****y.
Yeah, There's a ****y chicken.
Yeah, we didn't get the camp, like, just cheese.
One also just cheese.
What? All right, so hold on.
Wait. You're not that way.
Well, Greg, Greg, besides Pirates baseball? Besides, per Manny's, what else do you got for us tonight? Oh, man, so much.
Well, we only have another 45 minutes, so let's let's pick him up.
Pick him respectfully.
I think that's all I got.
You guys a good job.
All right, Greg, we appreciate your rock and roll with us on this Thursday night.
Hey, what's the score of the Penguins game, By the way? I got a big money on the pens still in New York and three Nothing maple leaves, Uh, mother Mother**** in the second period.
All right, guys, I'm gonna get back, All right? Grab it.
We'll ****ing talk to you next week, man.
Okay, maybe. Certainly.
You never know. All right. Cheers.
Love it, Greg. My God.
All right, That leaves the line open.
If you're out there on this Thursday night, the number is for 12444853 I hope he didn't think that I said, We only have, like, another 4 to 5 minutes.
What do you want it as? Something else like that? So we only have another 45 minutes, like, Let's see.
Let's see what you got to help.
Whenever I watch shows, there's someone calls in, and it's too long.
It gets tedious.
I'd rather just, you know, get your question out, and then we'll ****ing move on.
I mean, I can dig it.
Yeah, well, listen, grabs two for two on getting the calls in great Rex trying to write articles for jack outsports dot com.
We just got his first article in today, so I've been looking at it. All right, look out.
It might be a little wacky, but Greg seems like he's He's kind of fits that niche.
So isn't I can appreciate a die hard? Ah, Yen's er that's putting out content about whatever.
****ing sported it, like, dude, right about the river hounds.
Who gives a ****? Exactly, kid? All right, so the line is open for 12444853 cabs going to tweet out the number So way, actually, get some calls.
This is gonna go from a sports show.
Thio have Is this you? This is gonna be Oh, no, darling, they're too scared.
How about this? How about this? Tweet it out with no context, Would you tweet perfect.
If you want to ask me and my friends and sports questions call this number that I'm gonna slow.
That's a lot of contact, and then I'm going to say underneath.
Don't be a putz, boy.
Did you actually already tweet that like it's a post all my boy or don't puts Billy? I said that to make.
Is that what I said? I said block me already pushed.
I don't know why you didn't You know, Steve, Do we have any comments from the live stream to read? Um, no.
Greg said he didn't have a calling.
You know what the river house would be fun to write about? I'm going now that I don't think they will.
Thank you, Greg.
Well, we'll see.
We only got We're only going to sit here with dead air for two for not much longer.
Who started the show at 7 38 42 We'll see if people call you. Probably not.
They wanted you scared. Yeah.
And we're out of being put in this group chat.
The people probably like group chats on Twitter.
I have two mute, every single one.
I can't even imagine that being my life, I could not do it.
I couldn't deal with.
I don't have any social media.
I just don't Even I didn't I did not ask for this.
They did not ask for this.
It just happened.
Yeah, there any wild takes could be Steelers upcoming.
Depends on you know I'm here.
Here's a take I got.
If you guys won't want to talk Steelers football, I think that we are wide receiving corps is gonna bounce back in a big way next year, and I think James Garner's gonna bounce back in a big way next year.
Really? Yeah, that actually, that is a very, very surprising take coming from you.
Yeah, I'm usually pretty negative on the guys that are like play for the Steelers, but I think James Connor's gonna bounce back in a big way next year.
He here's the thing.
It was his what was in his third year, just third year running backs.
You usually get, I don't know, maybe 5 to 6 years out of them.
If they're not Adrian Peterson caliber guys, I think he's got another one or two good years left in the tank.
He's on a contract year coming up, so he's playing for money. He's playing for money.
Do you think he's gonna have the, Ah, Russian three and Bud Dupri type of like? Okay, my money's on the line.
I really have to have a show out year type.
Yeah, I mean, even if he comes back and he ends up rushing for 100 or 1000 yards or 1200 yards, I don't think it's worth us giving him a big contract because running backs air do you think he's actually looking for, like, a big, overzealous type contract? Like one of these guys that put him in, like the top 15 running backs in the league? Or maybe you think he's just enjoying his place in the in Pittsburgh? And I would say his skill sets not said to be taught 15 in the league consistently, but I think you're too so right.
He had a Pro Bowl season, right? Because all everything was in place.
Offensive line was still young enough. They were blocking.
Well, we ran the ball under center.
I would disagree with the young enough, I would say Not old enough.
Yeah, they were tweeners, right? Exactly.
Like they are getting cold.
But there are there. Not at that.
I like I think this year coming up is the year that we seriously have to look at office.
Wait, what's the deal? Yeah, Yeah.
Foster's Foster is gone.
He was getting old. Yeah.
Yeah, respectable players.
Foster sucks that the cat had a terrible day at the Castro 30 31.
I mean, he's had to capture is still pretty good, though. Pounds.
He's still going to pounce. He's older than the Castros.
Tim Tebow? No, actually.
How long has Aaron Hernandez been dead? Uh, 2013.
Did you guys watch that Netflix do***entary on here? Hernandez? No, apparently, Yeah.
Is Really Somebody is calling right now.
Jim, you're on the line with jagoff sports dot com.
What do you want to talk about, Jim? No. Young up.
Did you hang up on us? Wait, Let's call him back.
No, don't call him back.
He thought he was just talking to get He must have thought he was just talking to God.
I think that's what I think.
This is wonderful.
Why would he, um, say his name? Who calls someone on a personal call and there's a skull story and says, please say your name Jim, but he probably heard my voice was like, What the **** is this? Ah.
All right. So hold on, Gabs.
Gonna have to take it on the next one.
Gabby, you are gonna have to take it.
Let me come back. I think they're all too scared.
Sure. I'm typing in the wrong number.
Back off the rails.
No, dude, I think offensive line has to be all right.
This is us calling, Karen.
Here we go. Gabby, you have to talk first.
We'll see if Jim answers probably won't.
Is 440 Cleveland number.
Greg says the best podcast.
Never say I'm not available.
Leave me a message and I'll get back to cab.
Leave a message at the tone.
What's leads? Record? You think when you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options? Hello, Jim.
I know you just called it in, and I was very rude of you to hang up on us, so I'd appreciate if you'd calls back and just have a nice conversation.
Don't be a **** going up.
We'll see if Jim gives us a call back.
Jim has absolutely no idea what he has got himself into.
You're going somewhere with the Steelers? Uh, Wenzel, I know.
What what is like the typical longevity of on offensive linemen say the early thirties is when they Yeah, I mean, I think tackles can last longer because there's not as much contact because you're all right.
Right? Right, right, right. Guards, air pulling.
They're lowering their heads.
They're just getting crotch again.
And it's like, Yeah, it's like, What? What is it? Ah, card, slam, slam and holes and fill in gaps.
You get the cash, right? Whenever we ran lead, though.
I mean, you gotta You gotta figure like a lot of these guys that are in in those positions.
They're carrying an extra £60.
Like, aside from like someone else called us to, actually, um, we'll get to them in a minute.
You know, you're gonna wait there, Bud.
Um, they're carrying 60 to £80.
Over what could potentially be there Walking.
Like, that's a lot of strain on your knees.
So I guess you have to figure, um, every single person on the offensive line is over 29 right? We're going back.
Another person that we missed their call. Okay.
See if the cancer This is so ridiculous.
First calling people of it.
Um, did you just call into the Jackal sports podcast and or gabby for Gabby Yeah.
Okay. Gabs on the line right now. Gabby.
How's it going? We don't answer this person.
Who and can we get your name? By the way, it's Abby.
I didn't think I was gonna talk to you today.
What's going on? I didn't have a good question, but, uh all right, Well, what do you say? I love you.
So you actually watching Watching along, Abby? Uh, no, I just got home from work, but Gabby showed me at last week, so I had All right, on.
She loves my daughter.
Guys, she loves Spitz.
Is she? Are you know.
Are you in Ohio girl, Abby? Absolutely not.
Oh, hey, uh, ab, what's up? Yeah, if you if you click on the link, you Can I take a look at some of the hot young bachelors we have on the show right now? We've got one across from.
You want to do that? You could even come on the show yourself if you'd like.
There's quite a few ambassadors.
I'm the best spoken.
However, I am married, So you're not gonna be able to uh, luckily, Yeah, but you should come on the show yourself.
What do you look like? Would you What would you rate yourself one through 10? She's a ****ing time.
What do you mean, Like a four point way could deal with that.
You know what, A 4.
7 in Pittsburgh that's like a 7.
4, So, Yeah, you're right.
Do you have a question for us? By the way, Abby, No.
Honestly, Okay, how about a question for you? What is your favorite Pittsburgh sports teams of all the Steelers? See? Very quick.
Who's your favorite player? I never, never call back every all right.
All right, Abby.
Well, we appreciate you calling in, and, uh, yeah, maybe we'll see.
Well, maybe we'll see you next week when you call it again.
Or maybe you'll be in studio with us.
Since you're a solid 7.4.
Have a good night. Guys.
Well, about Steve's, like, thanks ap talk to you like it's already, like, not a big deal, actually.
We can't have her on for the weird diem's part because I'll probably Oh, yeah, that's true.
All right, guys.
Well, if There's nothing else to talk about.
It no one else calls in the next 30 seconds.
I think we can just play the ****ing rock and roll song and get the hell out of here.
Well, what? Well, we have lined up for next week.
Same time, same place.
I very specifically scheduled travel and **** so that I will be here Thursday night, so let's ****ing do it.
However, the following week, I'll be in Utah, so I might just have Steve come over and you run the show and I know call in.
All right? But we like it.
Yeah, all right.
Any any signing off remarks from you, Mr Tommy Gun? You've been kind of quiet this episode.
You had the big hand job line at last episode.
That was the highlight of the show.
You got anything to say about my article? Is it this week? You're gonna get us another article this week.
All right, Trout, What do you say? Signing off? I say, look for a quick post tomorrow for a little parlay action called shoots on Saturday.
Okay, um, the bookie just paid off 7 90 and we're probably gonna double that on Saturday.
If you want to join a little, a little double down action.
Never hurt anybody, right? And looking over here looking out at the other side of the table.
Gabby, what do you have to say for signing off now? I'm going to say I stand with miles.
Scare it. Have a great day.
You know what? I can appreciate you.
We stand by our guy, you stand by yours.
It's it's what you gotta do.
Full things, the things we do for our team will see you guys next week.
Keep on keeping on.
So much for rock n roll is on this Thursday night.
I know we're competing with the pens, but next week, hopefully we're not, and we'll get everyone in Pittsburgh will be watching us.
We won't be competing with pens.
So cheers to all you folks out there.
It's like when you go to Beerfest.