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We are reviewing NFL Week five.
And if a Week five review, it was weak.
It was a crazy ass week in the NFL.
Um, so it was a crazy week in the NFL.
Man, we still have one game tomorrow, Browns and the 40 Niners, but I'll just do another stream about that tomorrow.
But she's definitely a crazy ass week in the NFL.
A lot of parody.
A lot of upsets on my podcast.
We pick week by week, who's gonna win each game.
And I was only it would pick, like, eight out of the 14 games, Correct.
But, uh, my NFL take away from this week is that it was crazy.
I did not expect a lot of things toe happen that did happen.
Starting off with the Colts, getting that win in Kansas City, Man, a lot took place in this game.
On the sheets on, Lee scored 13 points.
It lost game 13 19.
This is the first time in Patrick my home's career as a starting quarterback in Kansas City, where the cheese did not score 26 points and more.
Um, they came out.
Hey, was he was hot.
More so in the first half.
But you know things.
They take a turn.
When they started experiencing injuries, their defensive line was getting the injuries from their office of line I lost.
I forget his main, but one of their starting guards, Patrick Holmes, was hobbled the majority of the second half, and it definitely showed in his ability to be mobile because he's the best mobile quarterback in the league, in my opinion, and starts throwing on the run for running off one foot thrown across his body, no look passes zipping across the field.
He can basically make anybody look good.
He's been able to highlight this season.
I forgot his damn first name tonight.
The receiver of the night was God.
What was his name? Got Motorway.
That's gonna bother me, but basically people talk that the Chiefs were I'm not going to be able to sustain their wide receiving game or core without it was gonna take a dip, but without Tyreek Hill.
But that was definitely not the case.
They they have not missed a beat with their offensive passing attack.
They're just being dangerous.
Byron Pringle like they were just able to cycle so many people in every week that I really forget their names.
Um, Sammy Watkins.
If you have Sammie Walking's on your fantasy team on any of your fantasy football teams like me, I'm sorry on behalf.
Uh, I don't know what, but I'm sorry.
Sandy Walk ins was listed as doubtful, then questionable.
Many was listed active for the game and then, after the first driver before the game even started, I think you get a notification that he's on the sideline talking to trainers.
Um, and then he's going to the locker room and being assessed in the locker room.
And I just don't have such this like toxic relationship with Sammy Watkins, a fantasy football because, you know, he drops 49 fantasy points for me, weak one and I'm in love.
And then he just his production continues to dip and it could use a dip, and it's it's hard expecting consistent production all the time from people in this from you know, chiefs ride receivers because I mean, here we got fire.
It crinkles Nico Hardening looked great.
This game to mark his Robinson.
You know, Osama coin Danny wins, and he really loves his running backs.
Travis Kelsey, um, looked, you know, he he was kind of acting beginning, but, you know, I had a couple drops.
It wasn't really able to get his rhythm, but the coats, I'm not gonna say they sold one.
The Coats earned this game.
They earned this game.
I would really like to see him look more comfortable in the offense and less of a game manager, because that's kind of what he looks like right now.
It's a game manager.
18 to 2951 yards, zero touchdowns, one of deception.
But the Colts shot into their game planning Frank right in the game plan.
Um, because the Chiefs obviously have a deficiency at defending teens, just depending teams, they have a deficiency.
Um, if you look, you know, they beat the Jaguars? Yes, they scored 40 points, but they still allowed 26 to beat the Raiders, 28 to 10.
But they beat the Ravens.
Yes, they score 33 but they still allowed 28.
When that game was pretty much in hand.
The Ravens really were really only able to stay in that game with three touchdowns for Mark Ingram that they beat the Lions.
Yes, they score 34 but they still allow third.
And that game really was one at the very last minute.
Shout out to Darryl Williams, their third string running back, Um, so that Sheets really need to dig deep and figure out what they want to do on defense and how they're going to improve their secondary in their defense of life because they played the Texans next week in Arrowhead.
And I'm not gonna say that I don't have confidence, Um, of, you know, with John Watson and Will Fuller and DeAndre Hopkins and the boys coming into Arrowhead and taking another one from the chief's next week.
I'm really tuned into that game.
I think that game should be more prime time than it is because the game's at one o'clock that it should be a four o'clock game or and it should be at 8 p.
m. Because I'm a Chargers fan.
But I'd much rather watch the Texans and cheeks over the Steelers with their third string quarterback and the chart you know, first the Chargers in Los Angeles like so, you know, shot onto the Colts were taken advantage in their game plan and really running the ball down the throats of the Kansas City Chiefs because Marlin MacInnes 132 yards is the reason they won that game.
And the Colts defensive line is a are caged animals ready to be broken out.
And it was just a great, great, great, deepest performance.
Jonathan Cold Get it done without? There's letter, Um, Then we got the New Orleans Saints Timberlake Buccaneers.
Teddy Bridgewater is showing why he's consistently showing why he is the highest.
A backup quarterback in the National Football League, he is making seven and 1/2 $1,000,000 this year, and every penny is working.
The St started out one on one, and now they are, for one there.
Three. You know, with Teddy Bridgewater.
Everybody thought that season was lost when Drew Brees went down, But yeah, they're right in a day.
I don't see why they don't win this division as of right now, because I mean, if Teddy Bridgewater can keep them, you know, afloat, and I mean keep them or float right now, you know he's winning games.
If you can keep them winning games.
Um, I don't understand.
You know how they don't.
They play the Jaguars next week and I think they can go on beat the Jaguars.
Then they played the Bears, and I think they can go beat the Bears because the Bears can't score.
You know, the Bears dead defense showed a weakness today, but give it up 17 points, you know, going down 17 to against the Raiders and Derek Carr.
Did they play the Gardens and the Falcons in the Buccaneers in the Pampers? So I don't see why the Saints in those six games can't go forward in two or five and one.
Maybe drop in one of those divisional games forward, one to the Bears, Or both so and then Drew Brees gonna be back.
You know, in a few weeks and the thought the Falcon suck, the Falcon stink.
The Atlanta Falcons stink.
The Atlanta Falcons stink.
I had a Falcons fan talk shits and me the other day.
I'm a Chargers fan.
I understand that.
That is a shortcoming, and I had in Atlantis, found Atlanta Falcons fan hopping my d n A talk junks in me the other day I keep that bang on me.
No, I'm not talking about it. Done.
I'm talking about a screenshot of the Falcon's being up 28 to 3 and Super Bowl three years ago.
I keep that thing on me because you never know when a Falcons fan is gonna jump out the bushes and try to talk shit because they showed glimpses of greatness, but they just can't get it done.
Um, the shuttle to the Houston, Texas, Um, because they have I was worried about them when they, you know, only beat the Jaguars to over 13.
A couple weeks ago, I was worried about that offense, but these boys are for real.
Um, it was 16 to 17 and the Texans went for 17 in the third and 20 in the fourth and 1 53 32 Will Fuller is definitely one of my players of the day.
I've been a big, willful Irfan for a couple of years.
Um, 14 perceptions.
217 yards, three touchdowns.
53 is Pierre fantasy points.
I was, you know, love to see you love to see especially coming off that a C L injury last night.
I mean last season.
There's one of the best deep ball big play threats in the league, and I was definitely, definitely definitely, you know, I'm not amazed, because I expect this werewolf Fuller but shadow to do Shawn Watson.
Man had a perfect passer rating the day bro had a perfect passer rating.
Um, look, electric man, I loved I loved black quarterbacks, succeeding Broke.
I love Patrick Holmes.
Percent love Lamar Jackson when he's playing good.
Um, I loved to Shawn Watson, man, I love, I love Cam knew.
And when he's playing good, you know, I love to see these black.
What? Russell Wilson Who's my M v p right now in the NFL? I love to see black quarterbacks playing good man.
I love it. Dak Prescott, you know, from Forget anybody.
But I love to see this.
This core group Ah 78 Teddy Bridgewater.
James Winston has looked good black quarterbacks in the league, playing good man playing with some sense, and but the Falcons are not one and four, and oh, and three on the road with men.
Listen, I'm telling you, they're gonna be some big, big changes coming to Atlanta.
I would not be surprised that entire coaching staff was fired after this season, but anyway, we're going to speak to the rest of these weeks.
Five takeaways, Buffalo Bills, Tennessee Titans shot into Josh Allen Coming back from that concussion protocol, Um, and, you know, doing what you gotta do that Bills defense is amazing.
It's doubt that not gonna give up any points.
I was considering starting Marcus Mary Oh, today, um, in one of my fantasy leagues, but I'm glad I did.
And it was either him or gardener meant you at the last minute.
And I'm glad I started gardener because I was, like, you know what? That Buffalo Bills defense that gave the Patriots States last week And they did it again this week there for 13 and on the road so they can go.
You can go out in New York, you get it done.
Um, and they did That's damn Tennessee.
But shout out to, um what's his name? Uh, Buffalo Bills receiving He had a touchdown.
Is Duke Williams.
My man Duk Wooden's was on the practice squad last week.
They called him up Saturday and he got the game winning touchdown.
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But next up we got the Redskins and the Patriots pictures that TV schedule in the league.
I don't see why they don't go. I say it every week.
I don't see why they don't go 11 and 5 12 before the Redskins stink.
Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers Biggest takeaway from this game, and they still bought such a dangerous sport, Man.
I mean, this is something that we know.
We tune into the games every week.
It's a dangerous sport.
Mason, Rudolph get better, bro.
That hit that was one of the It wasn't even a bad hit, I think, but that in whatever that impact was, I guess he just wasn't ready for it.
He did embrace himself, but May and the Steelers are some trash for not Apparently, their medical cart was broken, they're like, and they didn't have a backup medical court.
So Mason Rudolph, after that egregious, dangerous, life threatening hit career on three hit and to walk off the field, and there was no medical cart for him so I still have to be better.
Distillers have to do better. The Ravens.
I'm a little concerned, the more Jackson's definitely come back down to earth.
Three interceptions today.
I think one of them wasn't his fault, but still three interceptions today.
Raven's Air, now three into I'm a little concerned.
I'm selling people up to those two weeks.
We wanted to playing the Dolphins.
They're playing the Cardinals.
I don't know what you know.
Okay, Raiders and Bears Bears are clusterfuck.
In my opinion, you're not gonna win anything with a Hall of Fame defense.
That's just how it is.
Um, Vikings and Giants shout out to Kirk.
Cousins finally figured out a way to get at him, dealing the damn ball sounds of the Vikings.
Um, he was a Jets.
Who cares? Jets stink.
Shut up, Lady off Holding out for an entire year just to go for 12 Panthers and Jacksonville Jaguars.
The path that they care a lot of chances needs a hand.
Christian McCaffrey a blank check when it's offered the contract talks and tell him to write a number because that's how good he is.
Um, and shout out to the cow Allen, who is a fumble machine.
But he's figured out a way to get it done in Carolina.
Um, shot into the Cardinals, Um, Kliff, Kingsbury and Callum, very getting that first win this season there 13 and one column.
He looks a lot better than people give him credit for.
I mean, people don't really talk about ears, only that much.
So we're not going to talk about calamari that much.
But he's looking good, mate.
He's looking like a leader and looking like he's definitely NFL ready.
Um, I already talked about the Broncos and the Chargers and my last dreams.
Go check that out.
Packers in the Cowboys.
This is a great game.
Aaron Jones is the player of the day four rushing touchdown, and that is all I will say.
And the Seahawks and the Rams talked about that last week.
But Russell Wilson is my M V P candidate for this year so far, but let me know what you guys think.
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