Well, this is Episode 17 of 17 and our five minutes of football serious.
I hope you all like that intro.
I kind of want to think of something creative.
So I just thought of the first thing they can divide, which was poking up.
So we have made it.
This is the final episode of the five months football.
That is not going to be five minutes long for 10 minutes on because we have to go through everything over again.
And we're gonna be talking about my predictions for each division One at least wanna know has changed.
And then I'm gonna also be going over, um, some of my other things.
Some of my award predictions for the NFL, because, you know, the season is does the game start tonight? Uh, Ares? Because I know the Bears Packers game starts tonight at 8 20 sets.
We got less than two hours until the NFL season kicks off, which will be awesome.
So, um so yeah, feel free to ask questions when I'm talking, So let's kick it right off.
I'm gonna have to spend much time on the thing on the other thing.
Because I also have my playoff predictions too, so, yeah, so let's start, um, on lee white answers that use.
Um Okay, I'll get to that.
Um, but anyway, Okay, so ask the East.
We got the Patriots on top, the Jets.
And second, the Jets will not make the The Jets will not make the playoffs, but they are almost there.
The Bells and dolphins rounding it out after the North, I got the Browns on top.
And second, the Ravens are going to make buy offs, um, as a wild card sealers.
And then the bangles at the bottom of the reason I have I have stealer so long was because Big Band doesn't have as many targets as he used to.
I think the only way for them to make the playoffs is have that many targets.
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Ben is not needs a I secured running, running back.
Who is a talent.
James Connor is really good, but he's not like Levi and belt lay beyond Bel prime talent. Yes.
Now, granted, that's probably only because he's entering his third season, and then they got used to misuse to who I think is a who is, I think is easily a top receiver in the NFL.
But, um, I just don't think he has enough weapons to kind of make her one.
I think the Steelers, though, once they get a couple more picks under, they think Devin Bush wasn't gonna come or picture Adam to that offense a little bit.
I think that they're definitely gonna be back in the playoffs and not that long.
The F C South, the Texans are goingto win this division.
I still have the colt in second on Lee because, um, if Blake Bortles could do what he did with the Jaguars and make the F C Championship in and Jacoby per second, do it, he can do the same with the Colts.
And plus, I think Cole's actually have a better nucleus around him, then.
Blake World's hat in Jacksonville.
Speaking of Jackson, Jackson, Jackson was gonna be the last in their division.
The time's gonna be second.
The Colts are not gonna bite the playoffs, though, Um, like last year after you West, the Chiefs are gonna win this division at the chief's. I've been feeling.
I've got to go very far in the playoffs.
More on that. In a minute.
The Chargers are gonna be second, and they're going to be the other wild card spot.
I just feel like the charges were always like a secured wildcard spot.
If they don't, if they are top team in their division.
Uh, just because not many divisions have like that go to the second team behind them.
So, yes, So the charges are gonna be a second.
Team leaders are gonna be third, but they are on their way up.
The Broncos are kind of on the down slope.
If they would have drafted a Q B, that might have been a little bit better.
I might have been a little bit easier on them, but did in traffic. You be.
So they are in last Now, if you want to.
The NFC um, Eagles are the best team in the NFC East, plain and simple.
Even with the signing of Elliot, uh, the Eagles are gonna win this division.
Um, Theo Cowboy is gonna come in second, though, and they are gonna make the playoffs is a wild card.
Um, the Redskins and the Giants, I actually started you like record directions, like game by game.
Um, I eventually stop Is that Rose was born and I actually had them at the exact same record.
But think about it more.
I just have the rest by skins just have overall a better town of more talented team.
Um, so moving on to the NFC north the game tonight? Um uh, I think the winner is going to be the Bears, and I think the bears are going to win the NFC North.
Good transition, Knox.
Um, but, um yes.
So I think the NFC North is the Bears for the taking.
The Vikings are gonna come a second.
However, they're not gonna make the playoffs.
The Packers are going to answer it.
I don't like the fact I don't like Matt.
Look, Flora's a head coach.
I just don't think that him and Aaron Rodgers air flow like the way that Matt Wisler coached in, you know, and, uh, tighten belt I don't need that matches up with the way that Aaron Rodgers plays.
Because Aaron Rodgers is a guy that stays a little bit more of the pocket rather than Marcus Mariana, who can scramble on who actually asked him Like speed to him? Yeah, and then the lives going around it out.
I think the Lions are a team on the rise.
I think that pack of their team on the on the fall, so I think that it should be I think that maybe next year we might see the lion to be a little bit better.
And I honestly, honestly, if the Lions wins a couple of surprising games this year, I would not be surprised They made some really good off season acquisitions on a lost city, Elsa.
But I just think that map Patricia actually is going in the right direction with, um with guys like Matthew Staffer and now, Danny, you picked up a lot of his former players, but I just think that they might actually have a chance.
They might surprise people.
This here is what I'm gonna say.
Ah, but for now, because the NFC North is so stacked.
I have a month, Fourth team, NFC South.
This is probably the harder one for May.
Um, I had two teams that I was going back and forth with between the Saints and the falcons.
Um and I had the Saints coming out on top just because Drew Brees is still amazing.
It's pretty much that.
And then the Falcons are gonna be the second team, and they are going to make the wild card.
Um, that depends is going to be 13 Buccaneers going around it out.
And the Buccaneers are another team that wouldn't surprise me if they play pretty well this year of the Rams, already fourth, the fourth team I have here, the the in the NFC West, the Rams of the number one team, I should say, um, the Seahawks are going to the number two team.
The Seahawks are barely gonna get edged out by the Falcons and making the playoffs does he also are really good.
I just think that they don't have enough receivers to They don't have enough talent on the receiving end to convince me that they are still a playoff reasonable.
And here's there were that one change happen.
I was looking at the rosters earlier today when we had down the Cardinals when we had done the Cardinals earlier than we had at the 49.
The 40 Niners roster is a lot worse than I thought it is.
And the Cardinals really have some key points.
And I think that collar Murray is definitely a candidate for Rookie of the year this year.
Do I think he's gonna win while you and I have to wait and see? But, um, I have the Cardinals now is a three seat in the 40 Niners was foreseen because I don't think I don't have much faith in the fourth inning before you nice this year.
So that's that, Um, Now we're gonna talk about plow seatings.
Um, in the NFC, the Rams are gonna be the best team record.
Definitely going 13. That's the way.
But I could also definitely see them going 11 to 5.
So somewhere in that range, the second team's going to the Eagles.
I just think that those two teams are kind of on on left on a certain level that no other teams far.
Those my buys as far as three and fours, threes and fours.
The Bears will be the three of the same thing before the Saints are kind of on the down low after losing mark and go home and I just don't think that they I just don't think that they have enough weapons to really make a one kind of anymore and get to reason on the championship now.
Granted, he should have had a championship last year, but asthma size in the A F.
C Oh, I didn't even talk about the Walkers, your five seat wildcard.
Who's gonna be playing the Saints in the first round of the Dallas Cowboys.
And you are 60 wildcard.
Who's gonna be facing the Bears in the first round of Atlanta Falcons? Um, in the A f c my two bites years.
This is interesting because I saw I think I saw a stat that it was like teams that haven't been the loud Carson.
It's two dozen nine.
There's something like that, Um, and they are.
And it was like the Buccaneers, the Browns and the Patriots.
The pigeons have been a top juicy, while two of those three streets they're gonna end with my predictions because I have the chiefs of Universal one seed and the Texans as the boat.
You see, I am very high on the text is this year.
As you will see, you also about my awards.
I think that just wrong. Watson his head.
He's going to be a tops.
We wind up Barb's ever quarterback by the end of this year.
I think he's a definite candidate for M v. P.
Um, I think that I just think that they have a really good nucleus around him.
And even though the traded Jadeveon Clowney I still don't think that they are going to be better than the Patriots this year.
String of injuries, They're gonna be much recieved up because the Patriots is still the Patriots and Tom Brady stuff.
I'm not gonna cross me on this one time ready is still Tom flipping Brady.
So yeah, and then the foresee browns.
So, yeah, playing the Browns in the first round will be the Ravens as the wild card because the Ravens are still really good.
And I think the Browns and the Ravens gonna have some very good rivalries this year and probably make for some of those games of the year.
And as far as 60 I have the charters, Um, who gonna play the Patriots and we know how that went last year.
So, um, I'll mention adamant, Um Okay.
So as far as the first round of the playoffs, um, I have the Cowboys upsetting the Saints in New Orleans.
I think that the Cowboys are as much as it really hurts me to say it because I'm an Eagles fan.
I just think that the cabal's air still incredibly good, like you have to give respect for respect is due.
So the Cowboys are gonna beat the Saints.
The Bears were still gonna beat the Falcons, cause I don't see any way that not happening.
Um, in the second round, the Rams that we're gonna be the Cowboys.
Um, the Rams are still better the best. In this case.
They are going to be one of the best teams in the league.
And, um, I think that will be better than cowboys.
And I think they'll beat the Cowboys and the U.
S will be the bear's Not by a, um, not by a weird, not by a double noi, but, um, but by actually winning and kind of putting a snapping on them.
So Yeah, and that in the championship, um, the eagles will defeat the Rams, barely.
Oh, I think it'll be a very good game, and I don't think it will come down to a miss pass interference.
But, um, yeah, that deal's gonna beat the Rams, and the Eagles are going to come out of the state and the A F C.
We got the Patriots.
I told you the pages of the charges, you know, had I won last year the wild card in the ER in the games.
I don't expect any other results.
I just think that the chart the chargers air going I do not play well in Fox Borough.
And I don't think that that will change any time soon.
Um and then I got the rape, and then I have the ravens upsetting the Browns.
I just don't think the Browns are a team that's ready yet to be as good as people expect them to be.
So, um so, yeah, um, I just lost my train of thought crap.
OK, so moving on, uh, we're gonna talk about the, um Oh, OK, so then moving on to that.
The Chiefs and the Ravens, I think the chief ago she left the ravens like they did early.
Uh, last year in the thing and then the texting.
They're going to get their revenge for Week one against the Patriots.
It sounds a little bit of outlandish when you think about it, but the Texans are going to be very good this year.
Are they going to be as good? Good enough to beat the Chiefs in the A F C championship? No, they're not.
The chief's gonna make that the, um suitable.
It's gonna be eels chiefs in the in the Super Bowl.
Um, you know, like, it's something I just figured out I hadn't even like planets.
Andy Reid will be facing his former team.
Um, I have a soft spot for anybody.
I loved any read as a coach.
I think he should have stayed here.
So the fact that we were kind of yeah, playing bad and tanking in Philadelphia fashion, But, um, anyway, so I know I have on my shirt.
I'm with the birds meeting like I'm with the Eagles in this case.
But Patrick, my homes is better than all of the safety's towns, all of our all of our secondaries towns combined, except maybe Malcolm Jenkins and I said, And as the fi even predicted the final score.
I have a it heals and the Chiefs with 27 and the NFL champs are the Kansas City Kansas City Chiefs, and they should expect more because I have the best fricking player in the leak.
Um, okay, so now I'm gonna move on to the awards.
And speaking of the best plan, the path of the home's gonna witness went Bastard bag MVP awards.
Uh, just get that out. Their offense.
Player of the year.
I got Christian McCaffrey because Kushner McCaffrey barely let me ask Chris McAfee barely over DeAndre Hopkins and save on Barbara, because every hope is gonna have a very good year this year.
And so it's a bluff, Barclay.
But I think that Christian McCaffrey will be really I don't know if anyone has ever caught end wash for 1000 yards each of the season, but I want that to be a something that he does anyway.
And then, um, and therefore and then for defensive player of the year, it's hard to really to go against Aaron. Donald.
I had a random thing, and that was about to go. Leonard Williams.
But, um, I don't think that's kind of smart, but I think Aaron Donald will definitely win.
Defensive player of the air moving I thought I was going to say Leonard Williams? Yeah, okay, moving on to rookie of the year offense.
There's Josh shake ups because I was gonna say, David, I was between Josh Jacobs and David Montcalm.
But I think that John, stick of just will have, like, a bigger effect on the team, considering that the the Bears defense really carries that, um, tear because their offense isn't as good as people kind of think that they are.
So yes, then defense of lookie there.
It was really hard for me to kind of choose this, but I'm gonna go with Quentin Williams because I think winning Williams in that system with Leonard Williams with other guys like that I've got I think they they have something special.
I messed it up, but yes, so I think that they have something special with that Him with William, Steve McClendon and, um well, the Williams guys and Steve McClendon.
I think they just have something special like that.
Well, um, Nick Bozo currently is not even listed as the starter.
Devon White I'm looking at like teams that I think you're gonna do well is here.
And the Jets, And, like, the top 10 picks are the only team that I really have to it being good this year, right? Yeah.
So, um so Yeah, And speaking of the Jets, let's go to comeback player.
Come back later here.
Most people are saying it's going to be Earl Thomas because what happened last year, I think it's gonna be laid me out belt because I think that Levy on Bell actually is gonna be really good this year.
I have a lot of the light.
I have a lot of trust him this year.
I think he's gonna return to kind of his full form, and I think I think he just really wants to get back on the field.
And once he gets back on the field, Evil turned to believe about that.
We'd have known for the past couple years not the one that Chris not the one that quits and goes out for a year, but the one that will last for 1000 yards easily over here and then Coach of the Year, which is the last award I said I was very high on the Texans this year.
Um, so I'm gonna say the coach of the year's gonna be below line shadowing over Andy Weed and Doug Peterson.
So with that said, I think that's it.
Um, this has been a great Siri's.
And I thank you for everybody who's watched the Siris.
Um, I think it through, but, um, yes.
So I think this is the last five minutes of football.
Yeah, this is gonna be, like, the last minute of five minutes of football, So I'm sorry, people that literally just, like, kind of joint.
But I'm literally about finished to wrap it up.
I have just to finish off.
I have the chiefs of the Chiefs over the Eagles and the Super Bowl.
EVP, your your Super Bowl and, uh, NFL on GPS patching my homes offices were Give us jobs, Jacobs the offensive or give yours Quintin Williams often.
Player of the Year goes McCaffrey, defensive and Donald come back.
Um, Coach Phillip Ryan, chiefs of the Eagles on the Super Bowl 27 despise right.
Um and that, I think, is it.
Thank you guys for watching and for the last time on, um, five minutes of football crap.
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