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That actually happened where people wrote zero.
Back to share on the old Twitter machine.
I got some disgusting, uh, frozen pizza, so I'm ready to go.
You're eating? I got a cool ranch. Doritos.
Oh, there you go, chaps.
Because I'm starting, like, a more straight else.
It'll be like the healthier rice cake chips because I can't ever just and acts like can.
But chips, you gotta cut because they're really high in fat.
I didn't know Byron Leftwich was the offensive. Gordon.
Yes, I didn't know he was actually like I knew he was in coaching, but I didn't know he was.
He's got that history with Tom Brady course, because this is first year being the offensive coordinator.
I don't think so.
I think he was there last year.
Oh, that's a sick picture of me.
It actually no, it's awful.
It's absolutely It's horrific.
What's the Rams thing again? Rams house.
Oh, Robert Woods.
Right in the scene.
He was good in Buffalo.
He's always been under the radar.
Oh, yeah, he's always been a They're good where I am.
It's like sac religious to not be a Buffalo Bills fan.
So, like I know all like like, always good for catching always Germano, I don't know, Figure it out Off.
No said I don't know.
We picked you because you're supposed to be good with where it's now.
Be good with words The hockey slash lifestyle podcast.
You know, it's like think you got a gem in German? A When he writes a block. Wow.
And then he opened his notes and talks.
And then you're like that Some ******* there.
I can't wait till I get the conversation.
So do you know it will really push this podcast for it.
A mascot do? Exactly.
He actually said that starts off.
Should have a mascot like dude, like we had a meeting.
And, like, we were, like, talking and things were serious music guys like don't think we're gonna be able to make it to the big time.
What? What's up? Brewers fan 30.
What's up? Smiling Sally.
What? How are you? Rams box? Pretty good game so far.
Actually, Monday Night Football deliver it.
I mean, it's definitely better than that Frozen pizza.
Jack's now in on the stream right now that Yeah, great. Out of 10.
Take a bite and score.
Get one fresh bite in before you score.
All right, All right.
A doctored up to you doctored it to drag your own cheese.
Yeah, that's the s***bags guide to Doctor in of Cheese Pizza.
I've been doing that since ****ing God, I can't added my own cheese and added some pizza seasoning.
Okay, so without that, it would just be horrendous.
Yeah, but it takes two minutes to make that zbig plus.
So, like, if you're basing it on taste, it's probably like a two point 2.
22 Okay, but convenience, it pops it all the way up to, like, a 6.1.
Okay, Makes sense. Makes sense.
Thanks, Bruce Fan.
I'll hit you guys back every time.
I follow people back, though, on the stream, it cuts out.
But I'll get you back after I always go back to fall.
Remember Jack when I would do that during the Hawke? Yeah.
Look, all thanks for following me.
Every time I'd follow the extreme would cut dead.
That is the one annoying thing about this site.
Yeah, there's a couple things that definitely they'll they'll fix and like, it's a pretty pretty new platform, I guess in the sense, Right? Like it's a growing platform, but yeah, they'll once they worked that all out, and they've worked out some pretty cool stuff so far.
Yeah, I've noticed some of it has already gone away.
But no, it's, uh once they get that, though, it will be on stop.
Yeah, at the very beginning, when we started using this, if you touch anything on the screen you were You were gone.
You're Stream was cutting off the night.
Yeah, I actually loved it.
I just used to laugh.
Is he a bird or what? That was a pretty buried move missing that wide, right? Matt Gay misses it from 38 yards.
He just pulled it like he just thought too.
He was like, Oh, I got tons of space to the right.
I'm just going to send it right.
He just sent it.
He had the distance and just send it to part of the right.
I don't know what he was doing, but already there.
Who do you got in this game? I mean, I saw I had the the Rams, but I'm starting to feel like it's going to be the bucks, if you ask me in the second half.
No, I'm feeling the bucks here too, man, I don't I don't like I don't like the way the the Rams have looked.
I mean, especially, you know, golf comes out, throws the interception.
They could only throw it it, turn it into a with three points.
I thought Brady was gonna make them pay for a touchdown, But we'll see.
They just have, ah, you know, a missed field goal here.
And, you know, all of a sudden, Tom Brady's got some not bad field position and kind of guy that if he goes down and puts a touchdown up, they could start to pull away the bucks. There.
There are fast team.
They move fast when **** gets rolling for Tom Brady, Europe Patriots fan, You know that when **** gets rolling for him, it just starts coming down the mountain.
I'm sending this to Germano.
I'm I'm saying, Use this as an example.
Is it their thing? Of course it is this of any this.
How long should it be? Does you have a million questions or what puts the Pew case? Thanks.
Smiling, Sally, That that's very nice.
How are you, Sally? It's up.
John. John's in the house.
John and Sally The ad watching from Twitter that don't make accounts which is, like, usually just my body.
My body is always Yeah, I watched him.
That SportsCastr e get the same thing.
People tell me that all the time and I'm like, Okay, well, you know, you could chat with me like, Yeah, I'm like it would probably make it more fun for the two of us if you if you just decided to does, man, I absolutely implore people to come and talk.
Even if you hate us, it makes it more fun for us.
Yeah, man, we've had people come in and hate us. It's great.
Actually, you know, I like having people like us in a sense, but like, it's also really funny when people hate us and they kind of like makes me laugh, even if they like insulting personally, It's said I'm fine with it.
I don't care if you hate.
That's as long as you still like, you know, fall along and and read our stuff to hate.
Some people like to hate.
I personally like to hate.
Jack's filled with hate.
Yeah, I actually personally love it.
There's tons of websites I go to just to hate him.
Antonio Brown signing.
See? Exciting here, I think.
Was that not Antonio Brown there? That was.
He has seven receptions now for 48 yards.
I love I love it.
I got to call it out every time we see Antonio grab. There he is.
Antonio Brown Got to call it out.
It was Patty wack doing tonight that Milon Sally and John people in that thing.
Hold Tom Brady picked off Terrible tossed by Brady picked off.
All of a sudden, they feel like the Rams are in good position.
Bang! Well, Fuller Interception.
Tom Brady! Oh, no! Oh, no.
Tom Brady sucks.
The socks came to see.
I'm coaching Germano on how to be a troll.
Yeah, yeah I'll come to that.
He's like, I kind of want to steal the second till I said That's too So I went and looked and read it.
And he has thio now.
It's not an option you brought to my attention.
And now you have to steal that sentence or else are making them redo it.
Hey, in the face to be afraid, Father.
Didn't you put it in there? How you did about was around.
Uh What, you're just having the time I love it.
I'm telling you, man, Tom Brady just threw a pick that I was a bad time.
I love what Tom Brady throws. Interceptions.
Yeah, salty Patriots fans.
I'm not even a Patriots fan anymore.
I'm just happy with Cam Newton throwing interceptions.
If they both put their own interceptions all the time, it just makes me happier.
How did you feel out having to watch Tom Brady get replaced by Camby being a being an Alabama Crimson Tide? Oh, it just made me not a fan.
The second it happened the second that signing went through, I was done.
Yeah, you'll never be a fan again.
And then I was homeless because like you know to.
It wasn't starting yet, so I was like, I can't I jumped to the Dolphins with Unless to is there and then to a two was named the starter and I was a Dolphins fan.
Saved like that.
Same sounds like those really on.
Then I would say I am e mean to is God's favorite child, basically, and really, just now, too.
I don't even have to go to church.
I just watched Dolphins games.
It's the same thing.
Accounts on Twitter and then, like Twitter thing like it'll like squad like the newest tweet.
It was old and I went back and I tried to find it, but I didn't know it was, but it was a picture of us and he was legit, like on his wrist thing, calling a play with God.
It was a Kim in heaven, him and God's going over the place.
It was the funniest photo I've ever seen.
Let's let's buy this need to find this to a God tweet man.
It was so funny.
It's him in heaven calling a play with God.
So who was the funniest thing I've ever seen? What's I gotta find this? It's got to be somewhere.
It had, like, no likes or anything.
I remember that.
I was like What? Well, that's that's infallible right now.
I mean, that that shouldn't be happening.
Doesn't make sense.
I'll find it just to like it, right? What? With Brady throwing, I don't even get where that ball was supposed to go.
Searching to a god in the pictures? It's just so funny.
But to get him on the delegate pregnant, Alright, It's giving me results for to a good too.
And I don't want that.
So now I'm gonna go with to a heaven is the search man. It was funny.
No results for two of heaven once.
I need to tweet them to a heaven stuff right now.
Then we can't have no results there.
Oh, there we go. Now it's working.
Okay, Uh, this search feed is also full of people in Alabama That air, just religious freaks praying for to his ankle.
Really? Yeah, that's awesome.
What's up, whittling? How's it going? Oh, man.
Inside the five first down, it's weird seeing in Dhamma Kong Sue on the spot.
He is just a new insane I forgot he was even still playing.
Yeah, he was suspended for something Random is he still has impact.
Hey, is actually still very impactful, but nobody runs at him anymore.
So, like, you already just automatically have one side to run the ball, too.
His Because, like, even though the dolphins whales, he like when he played, though, like you'd watch him, he was you. It's ****ing gone.
Oh, touchdown! All right.
Maybe I should not have switched my bet to the, uh, the Chargers.
Jesus, They're both in L.
Yeah, nice to ask.
It was a perfect throw.
The acres they only he could get that beautiful talks gonna be 24 17 g and Tom Brady, You can have two deep dig deep here.
They got a big game against Casey next week.
Oh, this is a nice picture.
It's to a on a on a big mountain, tough with sun setting, pointing up in the sky and says, What's a God kua? As in my t u a.
King King Fix that.
That's a dynamite.
What? That out Out.
So, uh, anybody in the chat feeling like the box.
They're still gonna pull this game out.
Currently down seven to the Rams here.
How are we feeling about this? We think the Rams are gonna smoke him.
All right, well, I just joined a to a fan group on Ah, on Twitter on Facebook.
I mean, dude, I told you one or two his family members follows me on Twitter.
I've been tweeting about this kid since he before even started at Alabama.
I had, like, a I'd like a five year head start on you.
That's so hilarious.
I'm actually disappointed in this fan group.
There needs to be more absurd to a content.
I'm gonna have to work with you for the tips tonight.
Thank you, Sally.
Thank you again.
The tippers or female every time we're on the tippers or female again tonight the tempers feel lonely.
Only me and Jack might be starting our own Only fans.
Well, me and German already have to write.
Whatever pays my bills, she goes, I don't care.
Yeah, we'll just have Germano start the only fans and hook it up to our bank accounts.
Yeah, your Mama, You can't be on the team anymore unless you started. Only thing.
Yes, If you don't start and only fans, you're off the tee.
That's Ah, that's whiskeys.
The cat said so.
There's nothing we could even do about it.
What's that? It's in the back of the car.
So since Panthers fans don't exist, I think I'm just gonna go into MK Lovins post and comment.
Terrible stuff, Okay? Yeah, like, yeah.
Ah, they have all African American reps today for the game.
And a lot of pioneers.
They didn't even have the first black man.
I fell arrest from 1988.
Really? He was that late.
McLovin put that Kendall Coyne article in a Panthers group, and I kind of want to comment Hillary nights better.
And this is a Panthers group.
You clearly know nothing.
Yeah, that would be so funny.
Even, actually, even immediately text me like what the hell? Hey, be so salty.
All Antonio Brown was going deep for it.
Tom Brady just can't help himself, but force it to Antonio Brown at like, all times.
I never thought okay, but Tom Brady put it right in his hands.
Got to catch that.
He has to catch that.
That is still a tough catch, though.
It was tough, but Antonio Brown should come down with that.
Well, I mean, he hasn't played football in, like two years.
You should have caught that late to the adjustment there.
Said hasn't played football on how many years? Too busy being an idiot.
Yeah, And **** non trainers.
What's the story with that? I don't know.
I just saw some of posted, like figs and Tony.
Notable things Antonio Brown has done in the last five years.
And the list was just so long and that one really caught my eye because that was on their ****ed on a trainer.
Yeah, dude, like he is insane.
Like going to your superior as that train.
And like, uh, it would be like, too embarrassed to say it right.
Like, excuse me and around ****ed.
E, How much was the work here? Those guys ****ing on me.
I mean, it's a solid question to like how I would e what I would dio You just don't see that coming.
Not when you're at work.
No, like this grown man.
Yeah, what do I do? Golf already has 300 yards of passing, and it's four minutes and 40 seconds left in the third quarter.
I know Mike Evans.
Mike Evans needs about 200 yards and two DDS to keep me alive.
Fancy from what? This year? Not gonna happen, eh? It's not looking good.
I'll tell you that much.
It's not funny. It's awful.
How was TRO Checks? Team Do it? I think he might be.
Oh, wait, no, He is actually good, isn't he? Oh, he's the third team in the league.
He's looking at the playoffs.
He's feeling good.
I actually, if he wins this week, he clinches a playoff spot, I believe allow.
So let's look at how he's doing.
Oh, yeah, he's in the playoffs.
He clinched a spot.
He's he's got Cooper Cup going right now for bought.
Has nobody invents is already crushing him that he's playing for about this week? Yep, and he's hammer them with it.
Well, hey, this is like the first year and like well, last year I didn't make the playoffs.
But before that I got eliminated by events every single year in the playoffs.
And now I'm gonna go to straight years without it.
Two years of that, the playoffs.
Where did things go wrong? My team can't be, is.
They just can't.
They just don't show up.
They don't do it.
And that's like the loss that haunts me is the two losses to him, because my team was, like, so much better than his in just both weeks.
All right, one of the weeks, I may.
I over thought it because I was playing him and made a stupid move.
And then the other week, my team just didn't show up.
Who is your first round pick this year? I chose to keep to do to Keepers.
So then I think my my third round pick, which is my first pick, was stupid.
That's now not going to do enough little.
He was on my bench most of the air, Uh, Josh for Jacobs and Nick Chubb, and Nick Chubb was hurt most the year.
Yeah, I wouldn't say he's been out, but Josh Jacobs was killer.
He was dynamite.
Don't regret that kind of regret shop.
Are you going to take a first round pick next year? You just going to do to do you always have you.
I think if you even keep one person, you still lose your first pick.
And I mean, Joshua Jacobs is still probably a keeper.
I don't know. I'm gonna have toe.
Gonna have to think about it.
Not for sure, Nick Job.
If he didn't get hurt, he actually that would have been a good move to mhm right idea that my coffee just overthrew the last play.
If I lose by two points and then the two points I got lost for not putting two of it in at B B that he was playing pretty rough last week, though.
He's a young kid, though.
If you get kicked out of a fantasy football league like doesn't like what you know, it just says league not active yet.
Even though it's like, all right, I'm well aware of these guys kicked me after week.
What league was that? Uh, I had an altercation with one of the guys in the league.
How many weeks ago is this? No, this was before the year started.
I was in the league last year and I knew I got kicked out like it was It was well, where And But when I go to my thing, it just says, uh, we got an altercation in person.
Or like over the Internet.
Was it like the league owner? No, but kind of got an altercation with him, too.
It was there wasn't a one b one, but it that way.
The big, old broadly.
I wasn't the only person to be booted.
Okay, You have to disco down at, like, an event you guys were watching, like watching NFL, Or was this just like a totally random isolated incident? Uh, it was at a party that I wasn't going to show up to and then decided Thio, I don't know and then had a couple of drinks and was told, My buddy, you know, why don't we show up? Right? Okay.
That's so funny.
Uh, Ramsey is going nuts on the sidelines.
Syrian happy Evans.
Six targets only three receptions for 31 yards in a time.
Not going to do it.
Tom Brady needs to throw like in 98 ****ing 88 yard strike here, Thio.
I think I'm still down, even if that happens, But I need it.
I'll still get fired up.
Oh, my God, That ain't going to do it.
Brady gets whipped to the ground like a small child.
Probably looking at Onley.
Gronk Antonio Brown? Yeah.
Onley looking on.
Lee looking at Antonio Brown.
Not even looking at rock.
Just Antonio. Brad, That's funny as hell.
How did the Dolphins beat the Rams? The Rams have a good team.
Um, wait a minute.
What happened here? I want to see a replay, Right? That's a fun ball.
That's what I was thinking in real time really quick to give Tom Brady the benefit of it out their ass.
So blow it dead.
So we can't do Oh, that's a fumble.
Oh, wait through that shot.
Um, uh, I think they're really on the field.
Is going to stay.
Mm e think if they ruled that a fumble It's fumble that ruled it an incompletion.
It's been completion arms back.
It does try to come forward, but it's e No, it's It's right.
It's like they hit a perfect time.
We gotta talk about how the rules going. Whatever.
But like, you show that to anyone that doesn't know football, explain what a fumble is and show them that they're going to think that's a fault.
Like that's a ****ing fumble.
I wish it was just like on the playground.
That's a fumble.
Like, Yeah, Like most places, that's a fumble.
If it wasn't ****ing the NFL's, I don't like that ****ing tuck.
But guess who they made that rule far.
We'll talk real. Doesn't exist anymore.
No, it's gone now, right? Yeah.
Oh, I remember the talk rule.
That was awesome.
They'll bend the rules for ****ing and anybody if they're profitable.
I was a big fan of the tuck roll back then.
I bet Oakland Raiders weren't member that my phone just while I was given the dumping change boys views.
Just doesn't stop playing their podcast randomly.
And I don't know why as often e give them.
I give each episode a few per day.
I'm pretty sure that's so funny.
Yeah, I wish you could see the stats like dumping change.
Likewise, Jack wasn't to episode 1, 652 times e Just love that.
I don't I don't know what it is with my phone, but yeah, look, I'm not I didn't even touch anything and I'm playing their podcast right now by mistake again, they must be loving it.
Yeah, it's because I have fat thumbs and I don't know what I'm doing and half time on my phone on No volume, so as yeah, that's it.
But I mean by the letter of the law that's in the undying Kempley past.
But I don't like the letter of the law.
That's the problem there.
I don't love the letter of the law, but that's the letter of the law, and we follow the rules, and that's the way she goes.
And the bucks have to punt out of their own and so on.
And that's just the way the cookie crumbles and want to catch.
What's the catch? What's the catch? What's a farm bowl? What's the ****ing anything in that league? The only thing I know is you're not allowed to touch the quarterback.
That's the only definite and hockey's got its problems sometimes, too, but not as like Yeah, it depends on the crew.
We just don't pay our players.
Paris, France? Yeah.
Take more of a discount, you ****s.
Yeah, we We just give them Tim Hortons coupons and hope they agree to it. Yeah.
Hey, come to the bubble.
Will put movies on.
I think they don't.
The funniest is a bunch of players have said that fly fishing just became a joke because they put, like, fly fishing in the brochures.
So there would be, like, tons of fly fishing whenever you want.
And there was no five.
That's so funny.
Go fly fishing whenever you want in some of the players.
I guess that's awesome. Sick.
And then there was what it was zero fly fishing.
There wasn't even a mountain or awake near there back.
And I'm pretty sure it said in the brochure like Go fly fishing like near the mountains.
There's no Yeah, except for your doctor in fly fishing It If you still want to leave the bubble, you're already here.
And then the players out west were like, What the hell? Because the players out east could like drink.
You might do all this stuff in the players out west.
Or like we got half the **** they got.
I'm watching a FedEx commercial right now.
And this guys like you in the ****ing American Ninja Warrior training.
I'm watching a D Sarona commercial and just carrying the package.
I have never had a package delivered by a happy delivery driver.
They always look like they want to ****ing kill people.
That's what they call it going.
Postal people that work in that ****ing industry are crazy.
Uh, yes, Brian Greasy.
Remember when he was the quarterback in Miami? Jeez, Tom Brady.
17 for 3100 and 29 yards.
One TD, one interception.
Jared Goff is out playing the **** out of them.
Tom Brady's one for seven in the second half.
He's throwing his many completions to his own team as the other team in the second half.
****! One of seven interception.
Tom Brady Not feeling so ***y right now.
Eight total yards in the third quarter.
So in Canada, is this on like TSN? Do you see like a TSN graphic? Or does it still say ESPN? It's ESPN because ESPN and ts and have, like, an agreement.
Basically, like, I think ESPN even owns quite a T s center.
I have something.
I want all of it.
I thought they were just the same company e think they are.
I think they're like ESPN's, like the parent company, the TSN? Because we have SportsCenter like you guys have, right? Yeah, except it's spelled differently.
Yeah, we spell center different.
Why? Why can't it be er like Like, why does it gotta be Ari ****ing Canada? Because you have to be Canadian.
****ing Canadian idiot.
****ing stupid idiots belly.
I'd much rather your TV packages than we got. Oh, for sure.
Where there's just no hockey on ever I'm s hockey.
So ****ing much.
Well, sometimes in the hockey, you start playing and be used, just like, nah, we'll play like, a month from now.
So, like, some people already have hockey back and I just feel left out.
Why won't be you play.
It's just how the schedule went.
We don't play until December 4th.
Like who wrote this schedule? Because I'm going to kill them.
Yeah, I thought it was because you guys were ****ing like the most Democratic state ever.
Well, no other u Mass is playing.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah, and we're in the same conference.
I looked at that because everyone's like, Oh, hockey's comes back.
I'm like, whatever day. And I was, like, so excited.
And then I went and looked at BU schedule, and I was ready to start throwing **** so they won't feel like next week.
The week after being Yeah, but who? Whose idea was this? Whose ****ing idea was it that it's like almost December right now? Like, That's fun.
I know, because we've been, in a way, where walked away all summer.
And it's going to go all the way to Christmas.
That's messed up.
Like what? What is life? Dude, I was at the store today and, like, we've had mandatory masks here in Niagara and on Ontario.
Jason, Pierre, Paul. Nice play.
Um, like, you know, we had ****ing all this.
I don't know, man.
It's It's like all these masks mandates.
And like, everywhere you go, everyone is just like life is so different now.
And it's like I don't like I just give me the vaccine I don't care.
Like let's get this vaccine.
Let's just get shipped back to normal.
Man, this is ****ing stupid Now and now people are talking about a new normal like No, the second There's no math mandate.
I'm taking this thing off.
Yeah, yeah, And it's like I'll wear it to be respectful, but, like, take the ****ing thing off me.
I hate it only in the sense of like, I like I can handle, like the surgeon ones, like the disposable mask.
But like, Bye, Ma bought me like I, uh ah, cloth mask.
Just cause she was like, OK, I got you a mass, because the call that's I see about thanks, like So, Like I wore it the other day.
Bro, That sucks.
I hate the surgeon ones.
The second I can not wear a mask anymore.
Oh, for sure, 100%.
But, like I I just find those ones so much better.
But like I, I see people working like 89 hour days with those cloth masks on. No way.
No, I couldn't do it.
I don't think we're a mass.
Yeah, I can handle that.
And even That is a tall order.
But like the cloth ones, bro, like I have glasses, right? Like the fogs your glasses up like it's a ****ing nightmare.
And I see, like bartenders working like gigantically long shifts with it on the whole time I'm like, I could No, never.
Like, I remember in the beginning when people like I traveled at the beginning of covert, like, right near the end of February into March of to Mexico.
And like I remember then, like, everyone was like, No, you don't wear a mask like it is not good to wear a mask all the time.
Like I remember that was like, what the c. D. C.
Was saying like I was before travel, and then it was like, No, you gotta wear a mask.
And that's part of the reason I, like, really don't trust some of these guys.
Like, felt she was like, No, the worst thing to do is wear a mask.
And then also he's like mass mass mass.
You don't know ****.
You guessing, man? Yeah, it was still up in the areas.
If it could even be transferred from human to human and then like three weeks from the day that I traveled, the whole world was shut.
I was like, What the **** is happening? Grocery store had no food in it.
Nobody could buy toilet paper anywhere.
For some reason, everybody thought they were just going to **** themselves to death.
E was like, That's a ****ing respiratory infection.
Why you guys buying toilet paper? Yeah, that's the moment that that's I hate it.
I was buying food and **** for my, like, stocking up essential like canned foods and like being normal, like, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then all of a sudden, I'm like, ****, maybe I could have grabbed a ****ing bag, You know what I mean? But, bro, I was at Costco and I saw a guy with, like, a cart, and it had it must have had, then I'm trying not to.
Why? Because, like, they're like the 48 roll club size packs, right? Like he must have had 13 or 14 of them stacked high, which is like the equivalent toe, like, Yes, my buddy's mom is like nine or 10 ft, bro.
I was Oh, I think you're Mike and Paula there.
He couldn't even see where he was going when he was driving the ****ing cart.
He had that much toilet paper guy.
My body like that.
Whenever there's a snowstorm, anything she like stocks up on whether we everything.
She She's the person that buys 72 cases of water.
85 things of toilet paper.
I'm like, you're the problem.
You're the reason that people that actually need it can't get it.
Nobody needs 100 ****ing things of toilet paper like I like, like like not not roles.
I'm talking cases people were buying, bro.
I'm always getting anybody.
But she does she get that? She is the problem of like one of these people, like, Wow, we really need toilet paper now and we can't find it anywhere.
And it's like, Go, you go down in his ba*****t and there's 83 things of toilet paper.
I'm like, you're sick, individual like, do you just like to watch people suffer you like you got a gun or you're really tough.
Like, if you think like the ****ing apocalypse is common, like all you're really doing is gathering stuff for somebody that's tougher than you to.
Really? Okay, so you better make sure, Like when Schickel is really crazy that you got everything in your strap.
Because, like, man like if now it's like there was, like, a zombie apocalypse, and you had to go somewhere to get supplies.
Would you not just go to their ba*****t? Oh, he Although my body would be the first person to rob his mom, Take that paper and out.
Right now there's a Budweiser beer commercial for a zero alcohol beer.
Like a non alcoholic beer.
Thank you. Get that the **** off my screen.
What do you mean? That's like, Oh, duels Is the official beer The PGA Tour? What? Yes.
Is it? No duels.
****, It's nonalcoholic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could buy that in the grocery store here.
That's why I know the name.
I was like, Well, I thought it was a ship here.
No, it's a non alcoholic beer.
Which makes it even works or duels. Yeah.
You have a golf in in slugging Nice or doors.
But I remember my grandma would, like, try to buy them from my grandpa.
And I drink beer Any big? Yeah, mixing them in with my regular beer like I'll have one.
And then he'd never think he's He's supporting him, thinking that he would Hey would get me to crush.
He had a can crusher in his in his workshop.
So you'd have, like, all of them would be like, Oh, I just dumped a bunch of these.
Could you crush the cancel? My grandma wouldn't find out.
I was covering up his gas and beers when I was, like, ****ing eight or nine.
Oh, yeah, you have Thio.
Oh, ****, yeah, but God, who? I was probably pouring my first drinks when I was like that age.
My dad's friends would just be like, Hey, can you make me, like, just take that bottle like a vodka bottle? Pour this much, do some soda water, like Yeah, sure.
Oh, yeah, man, I was mixing drinks when I was, like, eight or nine. Picture.
I was mixing drinks.
He didn't even know I was mixing drugs.
Probably before that.
But I can't even remember.
Just like being at a plant where they're like, Yeah, Kristie Thurston vodka and g**** in cranberry.
And this for me, would you? Oh, yeah.
Also, it became nothing at that point because I'm like, Oh, I've been doing this for years.
I didn't even know that this was alcohol, man.
There's a fresh prince like re union on each on the crave TV, which is like a Canadian thing.
It's like all the HBO stuff, and it's like, Yeah, I don't care enough.
I'm going to make your mind.
I watch it and talk about it.
Surely And then, you know, and then dude, make a drum on a watch, something awful and then don't work just to spay back.
Yeah, be like, yo, Germano, we gotta watch.
Bring it on to talk.
We're talking about the importance of cheerleaders and just make him watch it or something.
Like, uh, worst I'm good.
Like, worst thing on thio.
Agger King Review show list of television shows considered the worst.
That's amazing What I'm there.
These are all old things.
I need something recent was the worst showing in flicks.
Okay, legitimately Google.
Like how you could just ****ing a Uh huh.
Netflix where shows movies ring.
I don't want I don't want the 30th first one, number one? Yeah.
It's like, what are some of the worst Number one is the open house German over like, Yeah, you know, like, the open house is pretty sick, actually.
Just make it up.
He hadn't watched it.
Hell, this read like the ****ing thing.
I live here, but yeah, that was actually pretty sick.
36 movies like No, dude, it's actually known as the worst movie in your area.
It'll be like double fighting.
This seems like the worst movie.
It's a Netflix comedy that people are like.
It made absolutely nobody laugh.
It was just painful to watch.
That's what I'm making.
What? What are you doing? Okay.
Yeah, Your mama we got a big review coming.
The fees for the podcast.
You gotta watch ***ed up.
This is the one you're coming on with two, right? Yeah, That's what we could just laugh.
We guys laughing at a big bro.
We made you watch that movie for that job.
That's rams ball.
You just got to say that you already watched it. Whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be like, Oh, great.
Great flick, man.
Thanks for the thanks for the recommendation, E You gonna make it believable? You guys all right? But, like, I probably watch it again, I'll say something believable for sure.
Back after it, the ball takes a bounce.
Um he flips, it goes, goes Got it.
Yeah, that's box.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. For net.
What do you What are you doing? Okay, okay, so it's not Random Wallet's box ball.
He couldn't keep himself inbounds.
Now, wait a minute.
Oh, yeah, His elbow hit hit in real time.
It didn't look down like I was just watching that.
I thought he flipped over for a second there. I thought I did, too.
And fast motion that look crazy.
Even on the replay, it's like, Okay, yeah, Look at and then you see that ball hit? Yeah.
Yeah, I know he's down.
Just the angle that the camera was on the in play.
It looked like he, like, rolled over buddy and I stayed up.
Yeah, based on that replay wasn't enclosed for nets getting in some trash talk already.
We had to pull them into the huddle.
There some trash talk for somebody that's accomplished nothing.
Yeah, He, uh He made a play there.
I I did pretty good against my one on one with a sean.
I thought I could beat him in a route.
He threw me through a tree by mistake.
Not even trying. Thio, that's awesome.
Yeah, my landlord didn't think it was awesome.
I must have been fun being in Alabama.
Everyone thought I broke a rib, too.
But now just just went right through the tree clean.
I think he threw me hard enough where I like, didn't break a rib perfectly through you so hard that you couldn't break Europe.
That's ****ing awesome.
I like I'm not even kidding.
Like he would have just, like, pushed off with his arm.
And I I've never flown so fast in my life.
Like I traveled some distance and I felt like I hit the ground fast.
Okay? It was one of those where, like, people like, Oh, are you all right? And I'm like, it doesn't even hurt, and then you would step up.
And like, you're just numb.
So, like you fall over.
What you gonna do, Brady? No flag that looked a little sketchy within five yards. Oh, no.
Oh, Mike Evans was the one that tripped him.
But within five yards, you could make contact anyway.
Yeah, but, like, not while the ball is coming from behind like that.
But it was Mike Evans, so it doesn't matter.
I saw that the bucks guy tripped him up, but I thought they were just mad about the contact.
No, it was It was, Evans said, tripped him up clearly on the Clinton when he crossed the when he went across him.
Yeah, I like when there's a pile for the football and some guy 30 yards away starts pointing like you can't see anything from there like we got it.
It's my favorite.
Just trying to turn the raft.
Is that box ball or now? No.
And then you could just see the bucks guy that point like, Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, my favorite from the balcony.
Our ball just starts doing the hand thing.
Because that's just what you got to dio.
That's what every good football fan does. The hand.
These rafts are Ah, little swell on the play clock.
The late again? No.
Who? That was a crazy pack.
Yeah, I wanted I didn't want to say anything.
I wanted to let you see that one.
Try to hold that one in.
I love how they're doing The celebration growing the boat.
Oh, wait, 30 out along.
Do you see that Pick? And Slobo? Although he hits him right in the square, the face and he just catches it.
If that's an average non professional athlete, you're going down a bad hit up right off the bat, because it just went right through his head.
Yeah, There's some fact bar has been awesome tonight.
Yeah, huge stop in the backfield earlier as well, And then that there's some fat guy in a bar, though somewhere being like, yeah, I could have picked that would have gotten knocked out by that ball.
Yeah, that would have taken your head off.
I mean, it's the ****ing NFL quarterback.
I broke my finger catching the path from my high school Canadian Football League quarterback.
You know e like that's ****ing NFL or dude that hit you in the head.
You're not catching that.
That was perfect.
Just stuck with it.
I love how fast everybody tried to get on the rowing to Once they saw what they were doing, the ones that weren't in the celebration were like panic rushing to join.
Yeah, I go. I want to do that.
Tom Brady threw that ball in there so hard.
You think that's in the defensive huddle.
All right, this is the player, Colin.
If we get a pick, it's rowboat.
No, they figure that **** out of practice and **** and like meetings and facilities.
Like if we get one interception rowboat second, How fun is that? Gary Bettman said that the league hopes to return January 1st to play a full 82 games a season with fans in the arena.
Well, yeah, I also heard that Santa Claus is actually going to drop the first park.
Trump won the election.
I mean, I would have believed that if he did, because then it just I think he would be like, you know, this is all over.
Not that I had any horse in the fun in the race.
I don't give a ****.
Well, like I think by no lock you guys down to get everything under control, though, like Mag Nation wide, I think, Yeah, there's no chance In 82 games, I think sports are in deep trouble.
So I I mean, hopefully I'm wrong.
I want to be wrong.
But I don't think you are.
Sports are definitely in trouble.
I think so, too.
And like those people get off on power to like, I have liberal friends and I have, like, conservative friends.
And while my conservative friends tend to be more like *******s like jerks, my liberal friends like they have, like this ego about them where, like, I don't even think like Joe Biden wouldn't not cancel sports like a week before the Super Bowl.
I think he'd be like that includes the Super Bowl, like they love that kind of power.
Yeah, like you know what I mean.
Just politicians like and people like, you know, like they just love that pat like the girl in Canada.
Lisa Macleod trying to say that she banned hitting in Ontario, and the Doug Ford was like, Actually, we're not going to do that like you ****ing *******.
I mean, you kind of saw that in math.
It's like they let the entire hockey tournament for high school hockey go.
And then the day before the state chip in chip game there, like it's canceled.
Like that's what I mean, let them play the game, you ****ing dork.
Like it's one ****ing game.
What Jet? But 1000 people could go to Costco.
No problem, Sam Club, whatever you guys have that I don't know if you have cost, we have Costco and Sam's Club.
Gonna need you to goto Mike Evans again.
And then onside.
Kick it and go toe Mike Evans again.
Yeah, and just keep going on Mike Evans over and over.
And that that's a touchdown.
And I'm eliminated from the playoffs because it's not like Evans.
Oh, well, Tom Brady's got him back in the game. Here we go.
He was indeed wide open.
Good with nice, nice extension to get the box cross the plane there.
It's halftime, so you know what I'll give football.
Credit me and like I like this.
We're watching the box game.
There's some fans in the stands.
Everybody's got a mask on.
There's like space in between the seats.
Like what? ****ing gifts for the other sports like, Let's go wait till you see this week of college football.
Any school that's willing to bend the rules off like what they'll dio for a big game in a stadium is going to do it this week.
Yeah, it's rivalry week.
So, like I'm guessing I don't know where the Egg Bowl is, whether it's in Oxford, our, uh, Starkville.
But either way, that place is going to be packed.
Yeah, you think there's nothing they can dio? It's Mississippi and it's a big football game.
It's going to be packed.
I don't even think they care.
There might not be an empty seat in the house.
Jesus in Oregon, Oregon State.
Uh, maybe it's Oregon.
Maybe they go hard on them.
Uh, no, that's it.
Yeah, that that's really the game.
What is the egg bowl? Alright.
Well, here is this.
Oh, I'm in top 25.
They must both stink.
Oh, yeah. They're both just unranked.
Yeah, the egg bowl is going down.
That's so funny.
Ifit's Where's the game at, though? Our poison the tree.
Oh, it's it's It's in Oxford, so it won't be as bad.
If that was in Stark Vegas, you would be.
You'd be seeing a full house.
In all, Mrs Stadium is terrible.
Anyway, that's funny.
I know someone from like the North here in the United States went down to like Ole Miss and like their football stadium is huge.
And I was like, uh, in the sec, we very much laugh at them for their tiny stadium.
That's so funny.
But like, so someone in the North they like that would be like a gigantic football stadium like that is very small.
That's so funny.
Uh, arranges 123 came in here, saw no McLovin and left.
E I swear to God he comes in here to church.
So all he comes from Wow, right Hill, Alabama.
Poison the tree.
God, I was living in Texas.
E understand the album, right? But a good friend and ham said be in the newspaper showing the students rolling Toomer's corner celebrating Bryant's death Stop celebrating Bryant's death.
E even though I know what you you're saying, you even though I know you're quoting from the newspaper, I just have Okay, believe it.
I mean, it is right.
Anyone else remember that So far you got.
But Shaq is That is just one of the most shocking things I've ever heard.
I I do not want to believe that.
Okay, let me finish my story. Okay.
This year I was at the iron boat.
That could be true.
There I was at the iron Boat, okay? And I saw where they put a scam.
Newton Jersey on Bear Bryant's statue.
Okay, again, that's 28 years later.
Okay, well, let me tell you what I did weekend after the Iron Bowl, I went to Auburn, Alabama, cause a little 30 miles away and I poisoned the two Toomer's trees.
Okay, well, that's fair.
I put Spike 80 DF in them.
Did they die? Do what? Did they die? They're not dead yet, but they definitely will die.
Is that against the law? Poison a tree? Or do you think I care? **** tide roll **** tight, Robert and tied on.
Now he's that was banned from going to stepping foot on Alabama's campus to idiot.
Yeah, I got from everything, but he was He should be a Was he just a crazy fan? Yeah, he like.
He also supported, like, back in the day in Alabama coach trip to guy.
And, like, almost gave a guy in career ending knee injury, stopping him from running back a kick return.
And the guy said, like, um he's like, what happened? He's like, I got too much Bama in me and then Harvey up, like, started quoting it all the time.
That's what he used to do as a caller.
So, like, he's a psychopath.
Okay, not that's ****ing DeLaria.
Rams receivers Air.
Just ****ing Mao in yards after the catch tonight.
196 almost 200 yards after the catch.
Now, like if Harvey Up**** killed the l S u Tiger, he might have more support from May Tiger case.
Yeah, that's so funny.
So he legit poison the trees? Yes.
You would get poison to the trees and murdered him? Yes.
Did they ever like they couldn't? What were the tree What are the trees called? Toomer's corner.
They Whenever they be Alabama, they take toilet paper and they roll the trees third down here.
Dude, he was ordered to pay $800,000.
Yeah, he Yeah, he got whacked for it on the back in March.
They said that he was in in threat of going to jail because he hasn't been making his restitution payments.
Like why you gotta Why have you got to say anything? Like he just had to go on the radio and give himself up? Yeah, he had to brag about it.
E mean, you asked him.
Is he crazy? I told you his kids names Bear Bryant Up**** in Crimson Tide update.
That's literally his kid's names.
Yeah, they had to replace the trees.
Although I think Crimson Tide changed your name.
Oh, yeah, I think she did.
I think I saw that somewhere.
I don't know if that was fake or not, but I definitely saw somewhere that she did.
Might have been fake, bro.
I can't believe that to rip those beautiful trees out because, like, I point, she's a **** because they put a scam.
So who do they put the Cam Newton jersey on on Paul Bear Bryant statue, which is a **** move, and they shouldn't have done that.
But you they didn't destroy his statue.
If they destroy this statue, I would be all for pushing the trees.
Yeah, but now roll **** Tide.
I wonder if he's going to say that once he pays off at 800 grand a roll **** time, but probably roll **** tight or he's probably so.
Does this mean I could go back to Bama games again? And Bryant? Denny? Yeah, he's just dying to get back to Bama greens.
I can't believe he's like, just hated.
He's hated by Alabama to like we hate him, too.
I can't believe he's hated.
He killed the trees way.
You don't mess with another school in a respected rivalries tradition.
But it's not how you do it if they put a scam Newton Jersey, uh, a statue.
I mean, I don't like that either, but I would not have poison to the trees.
I cannot support poison the trees.
We were in high school.
We used to like, we would play like football and, like, for we would go to, like, a road game or something.
Like it started being this thing where, like, teams would like **** up the other team school.
Oh, that's Meyer.
Spray painted our our stadium, our our school the Friday before a game where we played them on the week.
So in the high school, dude, we went to their to their stadium, like to the arena.
And I dug a hole We just meme into friends just brought shovels and we just dug a hole in the middle of the field.
They must have been.
Yeah, but the crazy thing I was just like they, like, totally addressed it.
And like, we didn't even hear anything about it, They, like, fixed it like bro like they must have filled 6 ft of dirt.
Like where did they even get that on a Saturday? Like by the time the afternoon came, there was fan.
I was trying to get it moved to our home because it was their 50th anniversary.
That was my phone.
And yes, they get into that right on a live streaming now.
Probably a crime too.
Roll roll! **** hornet E o God! ****! Morning! I'll be Oh, I'll tell you what I I'll tell you what I did.
Let me finish story.
They put a scam.
Newton, Jersey 27 24.
Tom Brady's got 3.
36 to get the ball back.
They spray painted our school, so he I'll tell you.
Tell them what I did.
E I went to their field.
I dug a deep 6 ft hold on their 50th anniversary.
Yeah, roll them.
**** ****ing Hornets, That's all I got a ****ing say.
That's the best.
Yeah, I mean, we used to ****ing mad, fun. ****.
You do not want to give Tom Brady the football with 2 36 left in the fourth quarter, Onley up by three like the ramp shin Aussie.
Kick this like, yeah, just get the ball back or whatever, because you don't want to give Tom Brady the ball here.
Now you get vintage Tom Brady.
He'll pull it out the latter.
I mean, if I were them, I wouldn't be happy about this if I were Yeah, the ramp this is a mistake.
I've seen this before too many times.
I know how this ends.
Got ourselves a game.
You're gonna have ourselves to finish here.
I don't even want to see the eagle with logo on my Oh, next Monday night.
Sea Hawks Eagles like that's gonna be a close game.
**** Legal slack.
I'll take the Seahawks by a $100,000 realistically, 13.5.
Yeah, I'll take them.
But they're gonna win by two touchdowns.
Yeah, and I'm a guy who always goes with, like, you know, like I always cover the points.
Like if even if the Dolphins back in the day would be like 13.
5 point underdogs in the Patriots, I always bet the Dolphins in those games always want they never lost by two scores.
When they lost them, it was usually pretty close.
Actually, Tom Brady's like Onley losing, losing record like anywhere is in the Dolphins Stadium in Miami.
You know, he never like throughout his entire career that people were like, Oh, Tom Brady's tortured you.
It's like, yeah, it's success has.
But like usually every year, we just split with E in the Miami Miracle.
That was my ****ing favorite.
That was hilarious.
That that fired me up.
Didn't Kenyan Drake get the touchdown there too? I don't even know.
I think it was Kenya, E.
I think it was Kenyan Drake that got the touchdown.
He's a character.
Yeah, man, you said that he went, like, full.
Like you guys were lucky tohave me most thing you saw that happen.
Yes, I I saw that happened live.
And I was like, Who the hell is this? Yeah, he's got money now.
Yeah, but you don't do that as a freshman.
That hasn't played a game yet.
Shut the **** up.
I don't see a lot of cup.
Yeah, well, I'm mayonnaise in the NFL, right? I'm sure you got that.
Although it was never was he I don't think he's ever starter at Alabama, which is so funny that, like our backups still go to the NFL and are starting running backs 100%.
Because, like you guys do, a lot of you guys split your backs a lot, though.
Yeah, give, like you always have to back system kind of thing.
Like Damian Harris is the best running back on the Patriots wasn't a starter at Alabama.
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
I remember speaking of the team that you hate, Auber.
And I remember when they had Cadillac Williams and ****ing Ronnie Brown that was crazy.
Yeah, they also had some guy named Bo Jackson that I heard was a pretty good running back.
Yeah, but I'm just saying, like having them too, At the same time.
Was crazy like they went, what, two and four in the draft? It's insane.
Yeah, they Auburn has had some good players, and then they've had Cam Newton.
And then they had scats scammed you scam.
Knew that guy was so mad that they put a scam.
On whose statue is it? Paul Bear Bryant Gris head coach in the history of college football.
Paul Bear Bryant.
They put a scam Newton Jersey on.
So buddy said, **** it.
I'm coming back next weekend.
I live 30 miles away.
I'm driving back.
Any poisoned there like beloved trees from the And what's that corner? What's the significance? You're talking to? A guy who doesn't know anything about college.
So it's It's like a.
It's like a landmark in Auburn.
It's like kind of like a busy places, like bars and shops around there and all that good stuff.
And they had these two trees and all the fans were gathered there after they beat out.
If if they beat Alabama in the Iron Bowl and they would take toilet paper and they would roll the trees or if they won like the national championship, they probably do it, too.
But Auburn usually doesn't have to worry about that.
Yeah, So Buddy said Okay, you're gonna put a scam.
Newton Jersey on Bear Bynes statue.
Yes, And the crazy ******* went imposing a boy.
I feel like we've talked about this a lot, but I I can't even wrap my head around somebody.
You can find interviews like he defended it for, like, a whole year before finally being like All right, It was crazy. Move.
I shouldn't have done it.
Oh, he defended it for a while, and Tom Brady threw an interception.
Makes us look like clowns.
You know, I thought I also love it because we bet way pick to the Rams tonight.
So true, the Rams were going to get the better of the Bucks.
That was like a the wide receiver monster ran a bad or Tom Brady should finally retired.
So that's the second interception he's thrown just like that.
That's ****ing horrible.
Throw from ***y Tom.
That's just a bad throw.
Not ***y throw from ***y Tom.
Not not looking so ***y these days at a time.
Talk back, but not tonight. Gosh.
Wow. Goodbye, Rocky.
Can they run out the clock, though? No, they're gonna have toe.
They're gonna have toe run the ball.
You know, get a first down or whatever, but see Tom Brady, though, Ma, if you're the the Rams, you just run the rock, protect.
And if you're the box, you need to actually not let him get a gain of six on first town.
No, it's probably not a great idea to allow a run to the outside.
Went when you know they only play coming is around.
Uh, that's so funny.
Is he still here? Nice guy comes in right at the end. I love it.
Bugsy was here to for, like, two seconds before I could even say like hell it up Z who's got? Yeah, I know What? By the time I checked, he was already gone.
I was gonna be like, Yo, what's up? I was gonna tell him to come in, but he was gone.
Robert Woods was a beast today, 130 yards for Woods and 12 receptions.
11 receptions for Cooper Cup in 145 yards first and like history to have two players over 10 receptions each in a game that's actually ****ing crazy.
And Cooper cop had, like 30 yards from golf and the rest were yards after catch like that.
I was already He's so good.
He's had a great night.
So so is Robert Woods.
Need a big stop here.
They're gonna have literally two seconds like left on the clock.
Just enough time for time, baby one and nine tonight on yards on throws, 15 yards or more, and he's thrown to pick one of nine.
He's completed Mawr 15 year passes to the other team in his own team.
See? Like this is where on mad.
And if I'm playing my buddy, I call a time out.
Like you know what? I'm going to give you a chance.
And then you either win or you lose.
But you go out like a man.
So come on, ramps.
Kick it anyway, Now they're gonna have, like, maybe maybe time for you know what the I saw? No, there's not enough time.
But I saw it in the Dolphins game the other day.
On fourth down, They just at the end of the game instead of punting, they just ran the quarterback out and he just drew lock, just ran around with it and threw it in the like, Randy Moss in college.
Except don't throw it in the air and just run around and nobody can god**** catch you because they're Randy Moss. Yeah.
Moss was a freak of nature.
He was finally tuned.
Athletic machine runs like a god**** gazelle.
I love Bruce Arians.
Covic Shield with massive gap this big.
Isn't it made by like that? Yeah.
Power did start making.
Why would you not fair Catch it? That is the stupidest stupidest player of the game goes to Yeah, yeah.
What's this guy thinking like, why wouldn't you? Fair catch That is in primetime this season.
One and 35 TDs, five interceptions.
Tom is even going to shake coughs handed.
He just go straight to the locker room.
I mean, in the spirit.
He's going straight to the locker.
Jesus, he didn't even shake off head golf's talking to like, other guys.
Yeah, I can't even find someone The first pompom like I almost didn't.
Okay, is that LaShawn McCoy? They got LaShawn McCoy, t uh, either him or Gerald McCoy.
Sorry. I was thinking of this on.
What's up the stairs? Tom Brady is a punk for not shaking hands after the you didn't learn how to lose properly A That was with Shawn McCoy, is it? Yep.
Wow, that was just because he was 25.
Wait, John McCoy II.
All these guys in there seven and four are They knew well, Chamakh or is not good anymore.
And then they gotta play.
They got to play the KC chiefs next week.
Tom Brady, I think they're going to get smacked.
They are going to get smacked.
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
What's the first? Well, we got tons of football coming up this weekend.
It's Turkey Day.
Although it is Turkey Day, Thanksgiving weekend, Brady can't blame McDaniels anywhere in honestly, they both stink without each other.
Everyone's like Who's gonna be the great one isn't gonna be gone.
Checker is gonna be Brady.
Maybe they both stink that sometimes, like you're just the grasses and greener on the other side.
For both people involved, somebody should go.
Sometimes Ravens can on Thursday might not even happen.
Yeah, there's been some covert stuff going on.
We'll see if they if they don't gas, that came out.
You know what I love about America, though? Before I go, I love how you guys give thanks.
On Thursday, everybody's Facebook statuses like I'm thankful for this.
I'm thankful for that.
And then everybody that goes to bed for a couple hours, wakes up at one AM, goes to the mall and punches a senior citizen over 18 years.
That's what I really love most about America is it's like, yeah, like we're thankful.
But also, I'll break your hip for a plasm.
Okay, I say that every year on my Facebook.
I'm like, Happy Thanksgiving.
Today we give thanks.
Tomorrow we transfer people for television.
I'll say it again tomorrow to Twitter when I wake up.
Pennsylvania Governor today I announced no alcohol sales Wednesday in the States. Yeah.
You're in Pennsylvania.
Why here? Because they were saying that alcohol is causing situations of people, not to social distant.
Tell me you can't buy alcohol, do the first thing candidate it when they're like the lockdowns gonna happen.
They're like, but don't worry.
The LCB Oh, and the beer store or open like like Doug Ford was even like his brother was the crack smoking mayor of Toronto.
Right? He's air premiere now, um, his brother Doug for and he was like, You can't have people with all the stress and the pandemic not be able to go to the liquor store and have a couple of drinks like like that ****ing Pennsylvania.
Let a kami state.
That's a kami state.
I'm not even far from there either.
That freaks me out.
Yeah, we're going to get like, an hour from here. Commies.
We're getting gassed on Thursday.
Oh, yeah? Why not? Turkey day? Yeah, I might just make a turkey at my house.
Just celebrate Thanksgiving.
Like the way it was meant to be.
Celebrated drinks and football.
Your liquor stores were open to pot. Shops were closed.
The funny thing is, our pot shops, we're open.
But you weren't allowed to go in.
They had curbside.
So you had to call.
Or, like No, you went online.
You made your order and paid for it.
And then you went and you just told them, like, the last three digits of your card.
And they just like I did you a bad idea.
And you just got it at the curb.
Yeah, you walk in, you could walk in No problem.
And by ****ing you could walk in no problem and buy alcohol, But you can't buy it, and you can't walk in and buy a joint.
The **** is wrong with these ****ing people, man.
Nobody has any idea what the **** they're doing.
It's because it's so new, right? Nobody ****ing nose.
And it's like they're all just everybody thinks they have the best idea.
And politicians, they're just people that want a popularity contest.
They're not any smarter than us.
So they're just trying to ****ing figure it out.
And it's like they bad job.
There are mad pot shops that were supposed to be closed in Massachusetts.
Walking cooler full of beer here and nobody to drink it.
I'll crash the border right ****ing now.
How many beers are we talking? Yeah, yeah.
Leave my family and out.
He's got He's gone to mass to get drunk.
Be back when I speak back across.
If you're sneaking back across Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can live here. Cable TV.
That's how many types off to be really successful.
So that way we can start a head office, like in Canada.
Get Jack to Canada.
Yeah, you should just flee in.
Four cakes have literally entire walk in full of bottles and the vote four kegs.
When the border opens were coming to Bill's house for a party.
Everyone bought McLovin.
Love, it's not allowed.
And maybe Germano not either of those two idiots I'll be just leading human bugs here.
Grace finishes the cake first with you mean Dylan? Bugsy.
I feel like Bugsy might win that.
We'll say I don't know if he's got the The thing is that he could drink faster, but does he have the stamina? Like I've been a degenerate my whole life, Like the same with you.
Like I I think that maybe longevity wise, we actually take him out like I thought about.
I also kind of feel like I might be the favorite here because I'm still at that point where I can drink pretty fast.
Well, yeah, you're 26.
Like I would have been.
I would have considered myself the heavy favorite at 26 sitting here.
I'm you're in your prime.
I'm just coming out.
I'm like, I'm like like I could still win, like I could do it.
But it's like, you know, it's like ****ing watching, like, uh, you know, like Lance Armstrong and his final tour in France.
So, like, if you get it now, you know I'm probably not the heavy favorite Bugs.
Yes, it is prime yet, and I'm right in my prime until I'd be on the floor after six beers.
But six American beers, buddy, I'll drink your guys beer all day.
Your beer is a little a little less strong than ours.
Oh, that's true.
But I feel like I only drink strong period.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so whatever.
But yeah, depending on what's in the cake like, I'll be fine.
Oh, I loved Canada.
Beers to way better, man every time.
That's why going out in Niagara Falls used to be a nightmare because all the Americans have come over from buffalo and ****, get hammered drunk on their beer and then just start deciding that they want to start a fight with you because you're Canadian and it's like an American first candidate and American people drunk on Canadian beer.
Something happens where the fighting ability leaves their body.
Like I remember a few times have a guy started me and I'm like, Dude, is this guy ****ing throwing a punch like that? Like I was laughing like like mid fight Looks like crazy like dude, don't do that like you're just here all drunk on Canada, beers like just enjoy yourself.
That wasn't me at all What? I went to kid.
And I found some guys that didn't even speak English and went out on party the whole night with them and not being able to understand the single word they were saying to me, it was great.
Remember, funny. It's half.
Some of the French people were like that were some of the French people were like that when I played hockey there? Yeah, yeah.
French Canadians and regular Canadians were different.
Like we're different than people like.
We're completely like Quebec Could be its own country.
Like we're so different from that, like the rest of Ontario.
Alright, I'm sorry.
The rest of Canada, like Ontario, Alberta, Uh, the rest of Ontario.
Yes, basically just Ontario.
See me? Those boys in Western Canada are a different breed too, though just assume every guy can fight a bear like bro e o I have somebody's that way.
I know West Canada to play football and like they'd come back and, like, people would come and visit with them like, yeah, people from Alberta.
Funny thing is like they're not even like the toughest ones.
The guys from out east like Saskatchewan New from Saskatchewan to like out eastern Canada, like eastern Canada is where the really like P I We're Adam equates from like those.
Yeah, so I'll put the toughest guy in P I against the toughest person in, like, anywhere like that isn't a professional fighter.
If you're from Moose jaw, Saskatchewan, I'm staying the **** away from your bill. Says Yeah, like legit.
I was talking to Jimmy the Prince about this one night.
I was like, the guys from Saskatchewan and the guys in Western Canada are just different.
Like you don't ever want e next ****ing different with those boys out there.
I don't know what it's all about.
What? Americanized, like you guys.
So, like, we're pretty much the same.
I played in a hockey tournament with kids from Western Canada, and I was just like, you know what? Screw this.
They're like, the guy was like punching a cement wall toe like, warm up. And I'm like, Yep, nope.
Yeah, that guy, he's just getting his knuckles all warmed up against cement block.
Letterkenny is hilarious because, like, legit out east, like I have buddies that that grew up in New Brunswick, and they're probably 10 years older than Meeks.
They're like my brothers bodies technically, and he's about six years older than me, and they're a bit older than him.
And they told me like guys would like, legitimately just fight to see who is toughest.
Yeah, that's a problem.
And then, dude, like where he was from, there was like a Native American reservation by there and the natives and then just the regular townspeople would just meet up and have fights just for fun.
Like they don't hate each other.
Just no like, No, they hated each other because of sports.
It was like when you played like lacrosse and you played hockey and **** like they call themselves like six Nations.
So, like they have, like their own sports leagues, like the Native Americans here.
Any time you play Six Nations teams like do you like I don't I don't know Their fox ever deal with anyone from a queen? Easy, No, no, but I've heard they're bad.
I'm pretty sure that's where there was like a fishery.
There's like there's an issue going on out east with there's like a native reserve, because here we do like reservations and like, they get tax free status just like you guys have, right with, um so, like, there's, like, these lobster ****ing fishermen out in Newfoundland.
And then there's, like, a native reserve that's also doing, like, lobster fishing in, like, undercutting their prices.
So, bro like legitimately, they've just been, like, each lighting each other's lobster facilities on fire like the last month.
Like Like they just keep like, dude, like, ever got a couple days.
They're like, ****ing hatchery burns down or fishery burns down like, get into Canada.
I'll undercover that me and just all black with, like, a camera That's legit light like each other.
**** on fire, Like like, but like nobody ever kills each other here.
It's just like stupid **** like that.
It's like, **** that guy all burned down and ****ing it was ****ing thing right to the ground or are like, ****ing white man.
****ing **** with our land and then try to **** with our fish will burn down your ****. They just burn it down.
Let's cover one.
Well, it's burning ****ing lutely.
I would love that a ****ing live from the hatchery live from that.
It's going down.
That's so funny.
The Native Canadians.
I don't know if that's how you say it.
I'm from America, so I'm gonna call them.
Native Canadians were just problem.
Native Americans here.
Like where? What? It's North America, right? So like way still.
Consider ourselves like the America.
Sort of like, Yes, that's funny. The native.
One of my body's here.
He has, like, a radio show.
And he's an indigenous guy, which is Native American.
And like, bro, if I if I refer to them as Native Canadians who would probably laugh so hard and a week better than Amish Mafia when they had a team in the federal, they they were ****ing crazy.
Yeah, dude, we played Six Nations from Brampton and, like the stuff on the ice, like spilled into the parking lot like when we came out like like like the Six nation parents were like There they are.
****ing get them.
And there was this a parking lot brought, and then my mom never would come to hockey games ever again.
My buddy got one parking lot bra.
And that was awesome.
Yeah, it was awesome.
These guys were around the Cornwall area.
Cornwall, New York.
I got a buddy from Cornwall in New York, but yeah, one time I was just buying like my after, like, after a hockey game.
You know, I love to slug on a nice a whole Ontario.
Okay, I love to slug on a nice soda after I play hockey game, it just tastes better.
For whatever reason, when you're, like, exhausted, out of breath, Because most people normal people have a Gatorade or water, but a pop is more oh, way better way better after, like an exhausted game.
And so I'm at the thing.
I just put like the dollar in and someone just runs around the corner is like deans in the fight in the parking lot.
He's fighting like four guys.
You gotta go help him like ****.
Just high tail it to the parking lot.
That's so funny.
Like oh, God, The best is though he did fight in opposing coach, which was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
I like Dean's out there fighting the coach and like this time I didn't even run because I'm like, No way.
And I poke my head out of the locker.
I'm sure he's got, like, the 200 like, £80 coach, and he's whipping him around.
That's so funny.
That's so funny.
And, yeah, like Cornwall, Ontario, is like ****ing almost.
That's an interesting spot to because that's, like almost Quebec.
Like it's like on that part.
And, yeah, there's some ****ing interesting people in corn water that's about five hours from me.
I need to explore the, uh, the native regions of Canada.
Yeah, we have, like, Brampton.
Like I said, our story Berlin uh, you know it.
They always get the mix up.
Brantford is where it is, where Wayne Gretzky's from.
I'm gonna wear my hockey 40 45 minutes.
I'm gonna put my hockey equipment on.
Yo, ****, Yeah, they love you.
That's funny as hell.
It's alright, guys.
Well, you know what? We're gonna cut this off here, Jack.
I gotta work in the morning.
The Rams pull it off.
We get the game right After all, Tom Brady falls to one and three in primetime games.
He's got five touchdowns, five interceptions, not looking like the same Tom Brady.
And if Germano doesn't get me that podcast description by one oclock tomorrow, he's dead.
Germano, your life is on the line.
You **** Sent to 20 to 40.
It can't be too long of a drive to go killed Romano.
I drove by u Mass recently.
Yeah, you didn't feel like that Fire sent to 20 the Ford area tonight.
What does that mean 40 minutes from you? Jomana Oh, I'm two hours from Germano.
That's that's worth it.
Oh, about that to did so funny.
Like, I don't care what happened.
And before we go, I don't care what happened in the election at all, but some guy was like some guy that I know. That's like a big trunk.
I was like, Well, Trump's never going to conceive because he hates dishonesty like he is the world's most dishonest person.
Like like that's what makes him funny, like, you know what I mean.
It's like, Well, some people would say so, Yeah, just says like what he thinks and goes.
Some people even say this.
Meanwhile, it's just exactly what he thinks.
The guy Trump would never do that.
He loves honesty too much like everybody on either side of his brain.
Yeah, Trump honesty.
And Jimmy Murphy really has sources.
Yeah, Trump loves honesty.
Like Joe Biden loves not sniffing underage Children like they're both ****ing losers.
And that and that election was a joke.
And that's why I'm glad I got a vote in the US select because I'm a better option than those two ****ing guys.
What a bunch of *******s.
I don't even know what I would have to do.
I'm not even American.
Roll me in there.
I'd get a great stat, and, uh, and I would get a great staff, and that would be it.
We're just ****ing figure **** out.
Yeah, Bugsy, Secretary of beer.
New cabinet position.
Yeah, Jarrett is the secretary of cocaine and ****ing fighting.
Uh, Dan Anderson Just were that Mia's Harry night single, though? No, he didn't.
Dude, that's job.
Oh, that's so jokes.
I want to interact on that, But I also have a bunch of girls from the Boston pride that follow me.
and I feel I feel like I feel like my content already is like really puts a strain on that whole staying with them.
And then it's like I got I gotta go out and do that to **** me.
That's great, Yeah, I don't know if I want to touch that one.
No, I don't think I feel like ****ing touching that at all.
Actually, I think we'd be better off just not touching.
Wait, Cambo Mo, I think, replied, seriously to it.
What? E have to look into this.
She really in a relationship with Freddie Anderson, the goalie? Yeah, no.
Now, like I was saying on Stream to see if every night is really in her from Freddie.
Just breaking news.
E don't know if she could be the best female. Wait a minute.
Freddie Anderson's girlfriend, Hilary Knight.
What it's like when Genie Bouchard, who is like the hottest model tennis player in the world's history of time, was dating Jordan Koran forever. Never.
Boston Bruins process declared Jordan Koran.
That's who she dated forever.
His dad at a bar, though his dad is the man dude Apparently, they're great people in general.
Like Genie Bouchard is cool.
Like she's cool.
Is Fox like she's down to Earth like, Yeah, they're not bad people at all.
His dad was so cool.
Help! That's all right, man.
I'm getting the **** out of here.
That swimsuit edition she did. That's for another day, though.
Signing off tomorrow might have not found the *****es.