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I'm just trying to move this lamp to get better lighting.
It's not really helping that much, but it's the best I could Dio.
And here is the invite.
So yeah, we're gonna basically talking all sports today.
We've got all the different scores.
Then we'll give a Stanley Cup finals Many preview because you're eating something.
E get eat on stream.
That's like the number one thing.
Well, I wasn't eating.
Oh, you got your braces off to.
But I thought I thought I thought I saw you eating your, like, hiding a fork e I was right.
I just like having s****s.
And I just use it like my dentist reminder that I just told me thio clean my teeth using a s**** after I call my braces off.
Yeah, he really I'm not falling for that one.
You know, I have to get I have to get my wisdom teeth out this summer, so you're no longer gonna be very smart.
Guess who has to get braces and, like, a week stinks.
Well, if I just got mine off, it's probably not me, e.
I already had that.
I had an expander embraces and retainer.
Do you still have expander? Yes, I've had it for six years.
Wow, Chris, that is a good one.
Okay, Okay, that's that's quite enough.
So you don't like my versus? It's just Thank you.
Just so confused.
My teeth joining the broadcast stream is over.
I recommend going to be getting you can understand a little better. Yeah.
I mean, I always like, Welcome into second gold sports talking.
Nobody ever hears that.
So, um yeah, we're gonna be talking Stanley Cup finals after the scores.
And then we also talk NFL Week one Recap will recap.
All the games are inside information.
Talk about our podcast a little bit.
Um, the second goal.
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Better than every single podcast.
I mean, I've listened to a lot of fantasy podcast, but I gotta say ours is the best.
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All right, let's get started.
We got some N b A news to start off Yanis Answer to come.
Paul was named the n B a M v P.
And I mean, obviously M V P stands for Most Valuable Player.
And I think to their team.
I think the bucks are worse without you, honest than the Lakers without LeBron.
So I'll say that, Um e I mean that that makes logical sense.
And that's basically my argument for you, Honest.
I mean, obviously, his outside shooting isn't all that great, but other than that he could, he's just I mean, you could say the same thing.
LeBron has never been and outside.
Yeah, I mean, I would say the honest is a little bit worse, though, but he's just better at getting to the rim than anyone.
Yeah, he's just better getting to the rim.
And he's so good on the defensive side of the ball.
I mean, absolutely unstoppable and I think the defensive came That Yonas has is what puts him a step of of LeBron for me.
Yeah, that's fair.
I mean, LeBron obviously at the height of his career, Probably better than Yanis.
Oh, way better now? Definitely.
I mean, but I wonder if you're honest, will be in the conversation for maybe top 10 greats 10 years from now.
Maybe I can I can see that.
Very possibly, especially if he keeps a streak of M v P.
Yeah, should be.
I mean, he is building quite a resume.
Already forgetting his fighter resume.
His career is still very young.
So, um yeah, Uh, yeah, I guess so.
That's the biggest piece of news. Hang on.
I'm just trying to like our stream drop a like a drop of like, if you like it because it really helps and yeah, let's move on.
The Big 10 has announced their return to college football.
They haven't eight game regular season.
And this means that all the major college football playoff contenders air back.
The Pac 12 is also reconsidering playing.
Did you see that, Chris E No, I mean way might have everybody back like we might get that Washington and Oregon back to.
But I mean Ohio State's back, which is the biggest thing.
Eight game, regular season.
And yes, so we'll see.
I guess it's eight conference games.
And then they got the the Big 10 championship in time for the and the CFP reveal was moved back.
So, obviously to accommodate Ohio State.
So that should be fun to watch.
We'll have more college football, and there's even so there were a lot of college football games today.
We'll talk about all of the squares later, but next piece of news.
Marlon Mack, Colts running back towards Achilles.
He's out for the year.
Um, so this is not good for the Colts.
I mean, they seem to be wanting to do a running back by committee situation with Taylor Mac or Jonathan Taylor, Marlon Mack and 19 behinds.
Now it's just Taylor and Heinz over there who were splitting carries for the most part, although I think Taylor will start to take over that backfield more and more as the season progresses.
Andi as he gets more experienced.
So, Chris, what's your take on this situation? Repeat the question again.
What's your take on this situation? Which situation? I was saying you were on your phone.
I'm just kidding.
Marlon Mack tore his Achilles.
He's out for the year.
I think that this is really good for Jonathan Taylor.
I mean, kind of obvious.
I think that he's going to start to take over the role, but I not sure when to expect that takeover is really gonna come.
Wait, So you know what's funny? I know, I know I'm right about this, so don't try to deny it.
Chris was on his phone the whole time.
I actually didn't know the question.
So that clicking around that you heard him getting to the note, she and looking.
Oh, Marlon Mack is next, right? Ah, yes.
I knew what it was.
I genuinely I genuinely needed.
So I I needed to read jog my memory because I had my phone.
But I wasn't looking on it the whole time I was listening to you.
But then I got distracted by something like a repeat.
The question cast work on.
Repeat the question.
Repeat the question on and then I was and then so I just need for the jog my memory because, I repeat, repeat the question.
All right, anyway, anyway, so I just think that the biggest question here is this is what kind of workload Jonathan Taylor is gonna get because obviously we saw 19 hinds having that.
Yeah, that one big game last, uh, last week, right? But I don't know if that's gonna necessarily hold true if the season goes on.
I think that Jonathan Taylor as he with the short off season, I don't think I think it's pretty common for some of the rookies to not get his big of workload that they might be getting towards the end of the season.
So I think that he'll definitely start to improve this The year goes off.
Yeah, I think so, too.
Um, Heinz will probably the main guy in the passing game, though, at least for probably for the whole season this year.
So Robert Woods has gotten a four year, 65 million extension and the the Rams just keep signing player after player.
It's like the Saints, but, like you keep wondering when they're going to run out of salary cap space.
They already signed Cooper Cup to a lucrative extension.
So, I mean, I guess they're just trying to get all their wide receivers back ASAP.
It's kind of the ramps all of a sudden seem to have a lot of cap space.
I don't really know how, but they're just signing people all over the place right now.
Doesn't really make much sense, but continue signing if if you can go ahead and sign them, they're great.
They have a great group of wipes papers there.
Yeah, I think you Rosie baseball love for joining the broadcast.
Um, but I think the funny thing is like that with the saints, though this with the, uh, with the pandemic, the salary cap there's gonna be affected.
So the states are gonna get hit super hard because they were already, like, over the gap a lot.
And now the gaps going down, it's gonna be They're gonna get killed. Yeah.
They're gonna be trouble.
This is their year.
This is the super you Super Bowl year.
I think they kind of played all their cards right now.
And yeah, whatever.
Whatever gambling or poker cards ****ogy you use, they put them on.
If you don't do gambling, they put all their golf balls in one bag.
What? Well, it's like putting all the marbles.
It's like putting all the marble putting in all the marbles.
They're putting all your chips in one bag or whatever, right? Haven't you heard that you'd be putting golf balls? How does that make logic put All putting all your doors logically.
Your eggs in one basket.
That's what it iss Oh, yeah, I wasn't getting it.
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E was looking that up.
What was that? Sorry, I e had like, e was shivering.
I'm really good at, like making myself look cold like, Wait, that's one of your main Callens.
Yeah, fantasy football podcast.
It really makes you look fantasy football podcaster live show host makes himself look cold.
That's his list of talent, like Okay, that's what they get Really annoying noise.
But this isn't the very high quality sports talk, you know, At least it well, it has it always it is.
But like for the last 15 seconds, it has not been Yeah.
Michael Thomas doubtful for Monday night with a high ankle sprint and I mean, he was expected to miss several weeks.
But he's one of those guys that can come back from injuries very soon, and he's gonna try to do that.
It looks like he's actually There's a small chance that he plays on Monday night, but not really e.
I don't think it's gonna happen.
I think really the only reason here is if this is a Sunday game, I think he'd be rolled out at this point, maybe because he s one extra day, but I think this is all correct.
Calvin on the podcast Calvin actually said that it's gonna be a several several weak energy injury, but okay, well, several can be several.
Is the definition changes where you look at it? And it could be anywhere from, like his lowest three to as high as, like eight, But But I think a few is the more property, But it wasn't a few.
Chris was like he's only out for a few weeks, not several.
But first of all, they could beat me in the same thing that several just more ***ue and we wanted to be ***ue because we didn't wanna like mislead people.
Seven weeks, it's gonna be more like it could be.
Yeah, three is also several I know, but four is also several.
But I mean, like, it's kind of misleading when you could say No, it's not misleading.
Know its's because if it was a few and it was like six like, high ankle sprains can sometimes be as much as eight weeks.
But Michael Thomas might is gonna even beat the a few deadline that Chris gave.
Okay, but this is a stupid conversation Yet again.
How another injury Chris Godwin has ruled out for Sunday's game.
He has a concussion this time.
Uh, Mike Evans was question.
Yeah, he was questionable being up Friday with a hamstring injury, but it seems like he's all good to go.
I think that you may be be questionable is a game time decision.
Until they learned that Chris Cotton with that, then they're like, Mike, I'm sorry, but you're playing, you know, full.
He is off the injury report, though, but, you know Yeah, I know Scotty Miller will have to step in again, Lady through Scotty Miller A lot last week, but, I mean, this does hurt the offense because Brandon needs to have all of the way saw that.
Maybe a little bit more work from Gronk as Chris Scotland will probably get getting wide receiver one coverage or O J Howard Louis through to last week.
I mean, this this offense is weird and Brady needs some more help.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I don't like Gronk, but I think that Brady is gonna need maybe more checkdown option if he doesn't have to star receivers that he can look too.
So, maybe, I mean, he has a history of going to bronc.
I don't necessarily I'm not necessarily gonna say Expect that, but I think it's definitely a possibility.
Okay, that way just just a little bit from this stream.
We just hit 56,000 views, so thanks everyone who's been watching 56,000.
That's what I meant.
Yeah, There's some people on SportsCastr have, like, a few million, which is cool.
And if we could ever get a million start watching the streams right now, then we could get to a million.
Okay, guys, start watching. Right.
But SportsCastr has, I think, SportsCastrs getting close to 50,000 followers on Twitter.
9000, so that's pretty good out of saying Yeah.
So, um, I only have for comparison purposes.
I like I'm so desperate.
I liked someone's post who said will follow back if you like.
And if you like fantasy football, so it's like, Yes, and they haven't followed back yet.
I was shocked, but the way to do it is comment on people's things and, like, sound smart.
Then you get followers.
I also have 151 Facebook friends.
I'm more than that.
You don't? Yeah, I do.
I'll go check for you.
Let me go grab my phone.
It's just Chris is like, that's going to grab my phone again anyway.
Yeah, well, Chris is gonna grab his phone, and then we'll do some NFL scores and we'll talk some NFL schedule.
Well, I guess we find out about this, Actually, we're gonna talk about the NFL scores later.
Um, we'll go over those at the I guess you already heard about the week one scores, But like recent searches I don't see.
I just saw your at 7%.
That's not good.
I don't know if these people want to have their names shown on their screen.
Wait, how do you have so many? We Do you just accept every single person's friend request? No, I'm actually very select.
Yeah, Thank you.
So, my legs pretty much all of my people have at least five mutual friends.
I mean, sometimes there's these random people who just friend me.
And then there's these random people who are like one mutual friend.
But it's like the friend of this random person, so eventually have to go go through my friends list and get all of them out of there.
It's kind of annoying.
So if you basically if you like sports, probably friend you because it's like.
Or if you're like or if you're, like a sports broadcaster or something.
If you're like one of the SportsCastr Geisel, drop a friend.
Um, but like, I mean, I'm not gonna friend you if you're just some random person, like come on. Yeah.
Then you're not actually my friend.
Like I need to have two friends.
No. See, I have so many friends like 151.
I'm gonna invite all of my friends to a birthday party.
Except for you on the 151 Mike Tag Lear will come to my birthday party.
Christopher Harris. Chris Simms.
Also coming to your birthday, my 15th tools.
Like tag Max, My tag Lee areas like, No, basically, what common and I are doing is we're having, like, a combo birthday party.
Even though our our birthdays air on your invite.
His birthday is like my 5/12 birthday, I think.
And guess what, guys? If you're in this stream right now, you are welcome to join me.
For for our birthdays, you can find us.
Our address is 111 Bronx, New York.
No, actually, way live in Hollywood, California.
But yeah, I mean, I'm a Giants fan that lives in in California, so Mhm.
Yeah, well, no, actually, but we're gonna go travel to New York, though we're gonna go to the Empire State Building.
And so I mean, renting the entirely, hopefully a pandemic.
Hopefully, the pandemic does not get in the way.
But, um, we'll see if it does, then we're just gonna have to cancel.
But, like, I think, uh, maybe if we are socially distant, we could all go the Empire State Building.
What is this students discussion ever? We're talking about taking all of our Facebook friends, all the fantasy experts, that we're friends with Facebook to the Empire State Building for our birthday parties.
Anyone who's joining right now, it's so confused.
Guys, we made so much money off the podcast in our SportsCastr internship that we were able to rent out the entire Empire State Building to ourselves.
Were buying, were buying every single person of Rapid Cove in test so that they can all get tested.
And then we can all just party on social distance.
Oh, by the way, uh oh, thank you.
So L a for the foam finger.
If you wanna follow, you'll be follower number 60.
So you'll be very special in our hearts if you decide to follow.
So anyway, let's go, Thio NFL scores.
Well, we're gonna talk about the NFL Week one scores later, like I said, but we got some NFL scores and scheduled for this week.
The Browns beat the Bangles, 35 to 30 on Thursday.
That was very high scoring Joe Burrow through 62 passes.
Yeah, that's a lot, but, um, on Sunday we have Giants and Bears.
Rams and Eagles, Falcons and Cowboys.
Panthers, Buccaneers 40 Niners, Jets, Bronco, Steelers, Jaguars, Titans, Lions, Packers, Bills, Dolphins, Vikings, Colts at one.
Washington and the Cardinals at four or 54 25.
Ravens and Texans Chiefs and Chargers.
Patriots and Seahawks.
And tomorrow? No.
Monday, 8 15 PM, Saints and Raiders.
The Raiders get to the debut, their new stadium.
So that's something Allegiant Stadium.
They gonna be kind of fun to see.
Are they having fans? Chris is like, I'm gonna go over there right now.
Buy a ticket after after I leave our birthday party, I'm getting a one way private jet Thio.
Our birthdays are stable, you know, like there a while from That's why we're setting this up now.
Because it's gonna be a big birthday party.
I'm Oh, yeah, you're right.
But seriously, like like my private jet just picked me up anywhere.
So if we were having the birthday of the Empire State Building, I could teach you, like e o five minutes.
Be there in five age.
Oh, come, come pick me up into five at the Empire State Building and he just grabbed the entire Blue Angels squad and pick me up.
And then we all ride over toe allegiance.
See in Yeah, that's how I get around most of time.
I mean, the our top to your Facebook friends.
Like the famous ones like Chris Simms.
Your You're friends with Chris Simms to right, Chris Simms, Mike Tackler, Christopher Harris.
They'll get to be on our jet because they're like the top tier.
But obviously, we'll just tell your over the top e o.
There's one big like so.
So basically, we are like, we're gonna have a direct.
They have the Blue Angels.
Right? So we're getting the Blue Angels.
And then I was like talking to President Trump the other day, and he's letting us borrow the White House plane.
So we are getting being Air Force One.
You mean you didn't know the name of it? E know what it's called, but were being escorted Air Force along with escorts and the rest of the blue angels. Still allegiance stating.
Okay, that's what That's just what the president told me.
He just told me that e mean, we're gonna have to have a No, no, no.
What we're gonna have to do, though, is have a draft of which fantasy which ****ysts we get to put on our plane like I could get.
Yes, they're all gonna We're gonna be like, we're gonna be like, Hey, we want you guys to send us your the best clips of your show.
And if we like them, then we'll let you come on our plane.
So basically, we are showing our superiority in our show.
So I'm guessing you're drafting Mike Tackler and Christopher Harris with your next two picks, right? Mm.
He's on the clocks in the fantasy drafted.
He can't take it, e, I'd have to look at the rest of my friends list.
I mean, there's so many famous people in their you know, uh, ESPN and ESPN researchers just friended me.
I think I have a couple of people from ESPN who I friended Kyle, stop the guy who does all the research for fantasy.
Your friend of much ****ed anything.
Maybe I'll draft him for my plane, but, um oh, man, we got way off track.
So we talked about the NFL schedule.
The N B A is in the conference finals.
The Heat lead the Celtics to nothing.
There's a game of 8 30 tonight and the Lakers beat the Nuggets won, 26 1 14.
So they're up one.
Nothing in their Siri's.
Their game is tomorrow at 7 30.
Um, yeah, that's about it.
I mean, Chris, you picked the heat to do really well, and they are like, Is this surprising? Is it surprising just how well they're doing, though? No, I predicted it.
Oh, yeah, right, right, Obviously.
Should have asked anyway.
The Athletics beat the Giants, 60 Blue Jays, Phillies, Indians, Tigers NATS, Marlins, Cardinals, Pirates, Braves, Mets White Sox, Reds, Royals, Brewers, Diamondbacks, Astros Yankees Red Sox Rays.
Orioles Dodgers Rockies Twins.
Cubs All in progress.
Rangers Angels start.
Rangers Angels starts, uh, tonight at 9:10 p.
Eastern, also at 9:10 p.
m. Eastern Padres and Mariners.
All right, so the NHL Stanley Cup finals.
We're gonna give a mini preview of that later.
Just very, very many preview.
But, um, there is actually, the game is going on right now.
It is stars enlightening of Game one of the Stanley Cup finals at the end of the 1st.
1st intermission is one all So a couple of goals already for, um, for them.
So, yeah, I think that should be fun to watch.
Let's go to college football, Chris, this is gonna take a while.
You're ready for all these? Mm.
So the games in progress are, um, Miami is beating Louisville late in the 1st 17 drink.
Miami of 18th ranked Louisville 14 to 3 with 1 12 left in the first.
U is over North Texas, 34 to 14.
12 02 in the third, Louisiana Tech in Southern Mississippi.
Law Tech in the second quarter with 10 minutes left is up 7 to 6.
Uh, and then the other game or one of the other games in progress.
Texas State U l m um, for just starting the second quarter 14 46 Texas State is up for 14 to 70 shoot.
Something started playing on my screen.
There we go. Stopped it.
Um, there are 14 to 7.
I guess we could get live updates.
Can't we or can we not? Uh, they sound like pretty un interesting.
So, actually, um is I was looking at this, um, University of Louisiana Monroe.
So, um, those two teams are playing Wake Forest down 14 zip to N.
So the games that have already happened Actually, I'll tell.
I mean, I'll tell you tonight, Abilene Christian is playing you tap at nine.
Utah got killed by Texas 59 3 last week.
After I famously predicted famously not.
I famously predicted a non blowout in that became the UTEP Texas.
All right, well, Clemson blew out the Citadel 49 number when the Citadel was like tied with Alabama at the half.
And everyone is going crazy.
That was insane.
Notre Dame beats South Florida 52.
Oklahoma State Tulsa Had I was watching this game.
Oklahoma State, Tulsa, Oklahoma State, 1 16 7.
Costa had 15 penalties.
They were the slot, the sloppiest you could ever see and say, Somehow stayed in this game.
I don't even think he got 100 yards.
I will give you Chuba Hubbard stats.
They were shutting him down.
He wasn't doing anything like maybe not a Heisman candidate anymore.
Like I said, I didn't really think Chuba Hubbard had a chance.
I mean, Chuba Hubbard.
35 yards in the first half.
I'm just trying to see the if I can find it. Oh, here we go.
Um, so I gotta pull up Oklahoma State's sorry guys, but yeah. I mean, this is important.
This is big news that Chuba Hubbard did not do that.
Well, Oklahoma State Chuba Hubbard 20 seven attempts, 93 yards a touchdown.
And we not that good hunkers.
Yeah, all right.
For some reason, your audio is a little bit too late for me, but I don't know.
Do you want to leave this dream and join back? Maybe.
How's this? Is this better? No, it's not really Okay.
I'm really lacking right now.
I'm just gonna leave in the ongoing right now.
I mean, so I guess I'll give you guys to score.
Cincinnati's beating Austin be Austin p UH 55 20.
UCF beat Georgia Tech 49 21.
Louisiana beat Georgia State in overtime.
19th ranked lose Vienna Raging Cajuns 34 to 31.
Marshall knocked off 23rd ranked Appalachian State, 17 to 7.
Pittsburgh beat Syracuse 21 10.
Boston College beat Duke 26 6.
Navy beat Tulane.
Liberty beat Western Kentucky 32 24.
Troy beat Middle.
Or let me just see if I could give Kristen invite.
Um, Liberty beat western Kentucky 32 24 Troy beat Middle Tennessee 47 14 You TSA beat Stephen F.
Austin 24 to 10.
So let's see here u t s a um yes, Texas San Antonio.
I was just trying, Remember what? That waas But now I dio or after after seeing it a jog my memory.
So they were there. There's Chris.
Oh, yeah, I've been in for a little bit. Okay.
Um so yeah, you TSA won by 14.
Virginia Tech and Virginia was postponed a swell as a few other games.
Well, that's always a good one for you to take in Virginia.
The atmosphere there, normally in Blacksburg.
I mean, have you seen the the atmosphere there before the games? Yeah, it's crazy.
It is absolutely incredible.
Like they start playing Metallica.
Are are Sandman by Metallica.
And, like, literally, the ground sources shake the entire crowd is jumping up and down like going nuts, even like the cadets on the field.
It's a crazy thing if you guys have the time.
Look up on YouTube.
Just just Virginia Tech. Sandman entrance.
It is in corner with your plane.
You could fly all the way to Blacksburg in two seconds with your speed of light.
I mean, obviously, I don't know math.
It would take away less than two seconds, but, uh, coastal Carolina beat Campbell on Friday.
How long would it take for? At the speed of light to go around the earth, you can go 165,000 miles a second.
So basically, you could fly from New York to Vegas and, like, split second Boom. You're there.
I'm back there and back there and back.
I'm back I'm there. I'm there crazy.
Like if you had, like, a super right light, you could just show it directly and it would just appearing.
You don't go 3000 miles undrafted.
You would literally burn out people's eyes like just by by Chicago **** fries.
Yeah, I guess that's probably a bad idea.
They should make a super bright nuclear light.
What a ultimate war weapon you just drive over with.
Attached to a helicopter. E.
Even we've been talking sports, but also had these interesting discussions.
So the US Open US Open third round is finished up.
Matthew Wolf in the lead by with two shots.
He shot minus five today to get to five under.
Do Shambo with minus three.
You string at minus one.
Harris English neck Matsuyama.
Xander's softly even par.
Rory McIlroy won over rough uh, Rafa Cabrera Bello Bayo at plus two.
So is Zach Johnson. Victor Hofland.
Patrick Reed, after shooting plus seven today, is at plus three.
Webb Simpson at plus three.
Lucas Glover, Thomas Pieters, Jack Queen, Neiman Alex, Noren all at plus three.
Kevin, you know Harris English, whose type of fourth and even he used the same golf clubs that ideo Wow, that are you going to say the same thing about this is like your four iron.
That was the same club that Jack Nicholas used.
It was the same brand.
Would you expect that the kiddies club We good? No, I didn't expect that.
I just thought it was kind of cool.
You're like, Oh, this is good, Nicholas.
He was this club in a major.
Yeah, you very close.
Actually, Nicholas Chris is great. Grandfather.
That would be so funny to see Matthew Wolf Flynn.
And just like on the last t, it would be really funny if, like, for his final putt or something, Toe win the entire championship.
He did like his little like kick thing as she was putting, like, a signature moment.
Yeah, but I'm surprised to see no Dustin Johnson.
I mean, I can't even see him on this leaderboard that you've posted here on on our note. Chief Calvin E.
I don't know if he missed the cut.
Don't Not sure. No, I know.
He I think he made the cut.
But Sanders softly, who I had kind of been asleep for this tournament doing pretty well, but I mean, how about Matthew Wolf five under? That is incredible, especially with how, especially with how hard the course was playing today, that is that is just incredible.
And I mean, he kind of deserves that he's playing.
He was playing okay up to them, but try needed great.
And then pricing to Shambo, who had a great day.
Though President Shambo had a great day yesterday, he made some incredibly long putts.
Um, he had he had, like, a chip in or no, he had one part that was way off the green and he just rolled it up and it went in.
He had another long putt.
He had some great shots with his irons, used the slopes really well.
He played really great golf.
And then obviously, had he had that good driving.
But e mean even even par is a respectable score with how tough the course was.
Playing that even even par is even even even even pars.
Even a respectable score.
You okay? I know he's texting.
I expect to get a text any second now.
No, that makes no sense.
Why you say it was texting because you were like Chris, come on.
Why do you say I was texting? I see a text, Chris Right there.
I did that one, but yeah, actually, I saw someone posted something in our chat about fantasy.
I had to respond.
I'm the same person that you just ripped off in the deal.
Rip them off way.
Didn't talk about E, by the way, Calvin.
Calvin, Can I just Can I just mention this like you guys? How good of a deal I got.
I basically got Joshua Kelly and I got Joshua Kelly.
And and what's his name? D K Metcalf for dairy Slaten a J. Green.
No, no, it was dairy Slaten and Deontay. John.
Oh, Chris, you just You didn't have to bring that up.
But now I have to tell them what you did.
Okay, so the actual trade was a total rip off.
Metcalf and Joshua Kelly for Darius Lehtinen.
That's the biggest scam ever because, um and and but the other thing was, Chris traded a J green for DeAndre Johnson.
Oh, Kristen, Fantasy expert.
Quote unquote Stop.
Aren't you gonna defend yourself or we weren't you just testing the waters.
Um, e testing the waters.
It's throwing out a deal, but he didn't realize.
Been putting together that that deal was actually being sent.
Yeah, I just sent it.
So, basically, wait, let's think about this.
Is this a good deal of D. K.
Metcalf and Joshua Kelly for a J.
Green and Darius Slaten? I mean, his team.
I mean, I guess.
Well, you have a J.
Brown on your bench now, so actually, I mean did help me.
That is pretty nice. A J.
Brown. Have a bench.
I mean, I guess that's that that deal is a little that deal is a little more fair, but I'd still say Chris wins that deal.
So you actually came out above above par or no under par.
So, um, anyway, Stewart, Stanley Cup finals.
Many preview stars, lightning pick, stars and lightning.
I'll talk like, Yeah, I think it's the lightning.
I mean, this team has been, like, talented enough to win it for a very long time.
Now, like remember, it's just year after year.
They're in contention.
Brandon Point, Nikita Kuchar, off their anger may be a great first line of forwards like maybe probably the best in the league.
Maybe one of the best.
Um, the Andrei Vasilevskiy is also one of the best goalies in the league.
He's in contention for the Vezina Trophy this year.
I think, um, he has been very good as usual.
Like for multiple years now.
He's just been consistently tops in the league.
Um, who else? Uh, yeah.
I mean, I think like I said, they've been so close.
They've been there for a very long time, and I mean, there's this chance it doesn't happen.
There's on Leah, really a slim chance that Steven Stamkos comes back.
But I think the Lightning will win with or without him.
And if they do get Stamkos back, it will be an easier win.
Although I think this series will be pretty close either way.
Yeah, I pretty much agree.
I mean, I'm not too big of a hockey, I e like him when he brought up, though, but, I mean, it's kind of for me.
The thing with hockey is like, I know it if you say it, but I don't really know it off the top of my head.
I just think the Lightning are gonna win.
I think they're just too talented.
Fares Air coming into this as a bit of an underdog, but I think that this is finally the year where the Lightning prevail.
I mean, they've struggled year after year in the playoffs, being the number one seed multiple times, and they always seem to fall and struggle when everyone predicts him is the number one.
But I think this time they finally made it to the Stanley Cup. They're gonna come through.
So let's to NFL Week One recap.
I'm gonna look up the NFL scores and we can talk about I'll just read off all the scores and then let's get to as many as we can before we get on.
Well, maybe we can try to get all of them, but we shouldn't rush.
Chiefs beat the Texans 34 20.
Bills beat the Jets, 17 or 27 17.
Packers beat the Vikings 43 34.
Washington beat the Eagles 27 17.
Ravens beat the Browns 38 to 6.
Joggers beat the Colts 27 20 Raiders beat the Panthers 34 30.
Bears beat the Lines 27 23.
Seahawks Beat the Falcons, 38 25.
Patriots Beat the Dolphins 21 11.
Charges beat the Bengals 16 13.
Cardinals Beat the 40 Niners 24 to 20.
States beat the Buccaneers, 2034 to 23.
Rams beat the Cowboys, 22 17.
Stephen beat the Giants 22 6 to 16.
Titans beat the Broncos 16 14.
How about we just go to the notable games first and talk about those were all of them.
I think we have a little bit time on the less notable once we don't have to talk much, but I don't have time to go through all of them.
Okay, so let's do Chiefs and Texans.
Um, I mean, this was a pretty error.
Was that wasn't that good of a game.
Patrick Mahomes came out after his Super Bowl and just kind of dominated this Texans defense isn't looking very good, and the offense without Watson didn't look too good, either against an average chief's defense.
Yeah, I mean, I was kind of surprised.
I was hoping that once Watson would come out with a Actually, I won't say that. I'm not surprised.
I actually kind of expected that.
But I was hoping to see watching come out with a little bit more gusto, you could say, But I just felt like it wasn't really there.
That high powered offense that people would talk about, what still remain with Shawn Watson.
I didn't really see.
I mean, I saw flashes of it, but I didn't see enough to make me say That's gonna really start to shove up as the season goes on.
I'm losing my faith in that Texans team.
I think it's gonna start Thio window week by week.
So I still like Watson, maybe more for fantasy than I do like NFL.
I mean, I like him in the NFL because he's talented, but I don't think that his team around him is gonna put up great NFL stacks.
But I do think that because of his rushing ability, he could still put up good fans.
He's so he's definitely a starter in fantasy leagues.
I don't know how I kind of got off, but e and other than that, I was happy to see the the Chiefs put up a good game.
How about Clyde Drexler, though? I think that's the biggest storyline that we could take away from that game he got.
What was it? 25 carries.
That is ridiculous for a rookie running back on a open off season We expected him to get.
I didn't expect 25 e.
Yeah, I didn't I didn't expect 25.
I think that there are Williams would maybe even ship in just a little bit.
I mean, it's short off season, you know, but yeah, yes.
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All right, anyway, Bills 27 Jets 17.
Um, this was no surprise.
Adam Gaze is not a good coach.
He's gonna be on the hot seat.
Maybe he'll be fired at the end of this season.
And I think I mean, the bills defense did a good job of shutting down the Jets, especially since Levian bells now on IR.
So I might think Think, Adam, Gays faked levian bells injury because clearly he wanted a well committee with Levian Bell.
And now he faked his injury to get Frank Gore in there some more.
I mean, this Jets team is a mess.
Oh, my goodness.
The worst that we've seen in a while.
And in my opinion, they've got Frank Gore a running back, their best wide receiver, Breshad Perry.
Um, and they have a terrible offensive find other than infection.
Who they had to draft there first big.
They have Sam Darnel that Q b their defense lost Jamal Adams there. Pick.
Quentin Williams has done absolutely nothing, and they have literally no linebacker quarters or any other good players on their defense.
So that is kind of a state of this team, right? Yeah.
Maybe getting in the worst team in the league conversation, maybe Number one pick trying to get Trevor Lawrence, especially if they can't get lady on.
I mean, I don't know if they wanna go Trevor Lawrence, because I think that I think that Sam Donald should be, I think he still is the franchise quarterback.
I think that he could be a lot better if he had some pieces around it.
I think we could be in some good coaching.
Yeah, I actually think he could.
There have been flashes of from count, so I I don't mind them sticking with Sam.
Donald, I think that's the one good thing that we can take away from the checks team.
I mean, in bits and pieces.
If he had good weapons and good coaching, Yeah, and then he would be pretty good.
So right now I'm okay with him, but the rest of the team ain't helping out.
Sand Arnold or the Jets organization is a whole it'll? Yeah.
So, um, next game, Packers beat the Vikings, 43 to 34.
This was a shootout.
Aaron Rodgers had one of his best games in a while.
I mean, I don't know if this is you can't really expect this to continue.
The Packers have become more run heavy for a reason, but I mean, Rogers, I guess, still showed he's got something left.
So and that was pretty impressive what we saw from him.
Yeah, that was a really fun game.
I mean, there are a lot of things that went on there.
I love high scoring It was really fun to watch, especially when you have the guys on your fantasy team, except for Aaron Jones, because for some reason it was only a passing through that there was no running game.
Erin Jones got one touchdown called back.
You would have had a great game.
It's like, Oh, perfect situation.
They just didn't run the ball How much? I mean, the Vikings were playing terrible pass defense.
Terrible, really short.
They were getting shoot up by Davante Adams and Out and Davante Adams, your because we're getting student by Davante Adams.
That really is the lowest of the low.
No, no, they were getting to to find the Montana Adam to the very just double coverage on because the only other receivers that the because have our Allan Lizard and market boldest scam bling.
I think those guys will be fine if you're only covering them with single coverage.
Yeah, they didn't double cover any of those guys, though.
Right? You said, like those guys would be fine in single coverage is if they had doubled both Lazard and skittling.
Yeah, man, the Here's the surprising game.
Washington football team beat the Eagles 27 to 17.
They scored 27 unanswered at the end of the game.
I actually called the first half of that and e.
It would have been funny, called the second, because that actually got disclaimer.
By the way. I'm not Dolphin.
My grandma gave me this shirt.
I see he's like, No, Chris is like Well, actually, actually, also the Eagles.
The Eagles are in the if the Eagles are in the playoffs and the Giants aren't in and there's no other team that I'm really rooting for or if there's not really any other teams, I'm rooting for the Eagles just because you're visible rival.
Yeah, because my grandma and I enjoy talking about it.
It's kind of fun to have a team that you have.
Your grandma only knows.
It's actually kind of my only knows about.
It's fun rooting for a team that you have some kind of connection to.
So if they're in the playoffs, that I'm prices.
Grandma only knows about the Eagles, right? Well, yeah, because she she lives in Philadelphia.
Not not in Philadelphia, but close close.
Like how close? Just kidding.
But precisely 32.
How close in minutes a good day.
Are you looking at here as the crow flies or or by road? By now, as the crow flies, it's about 20 minutes.
If a crow flew from your grandma's house to Philadelphia, how long would it take? Well, let me take into calculation the speed of a crow and its flight.
Speed and e used to be Pythagorean theorem to determine the light.
A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
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Tag crows are fast.
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Sports socks just turned into a talk of how fast crows fly and wait.
Which fantasy experts? We were invited to her birthday party at the Empire State Building And wait, what was the other one? But on Friday, what were we just literally what were we just talking about? Oh, no, no.
What were we just talking about? Uh, Minecraft.
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It might be like it's probably one of the best podcast.
Maybe behind ours, obviously, But like one of the best podcasts out there, if you want to go look it up, obviously they don't use our publicity.
Don't need our publicity.
But like this, it sounds like spit bowlers episode today we talked about which fantasy experts we were invited to the Empire State Building.
How fast crows actually fly.
And, uh, my not talks of Minecraft.
He also talks of Minecraft And then we also talked some video games, including the downfall of Fortnight in some Minecraft.
We didn't talk about fortnight.
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And I'm like e Oh, man, that's pretty funny way.
She's so Mr we're gonna have time for this.
We've got to get back on topic now.
Incorrect Washington A fact? The defensive line really showed that they could be good, even though that offensive line had a lot of injuries.
So on the first, but, like eight sacks is still pretty good.
And that secondary turned it around after a slope.
I mean, that was that was a huge game.
I mean, they really show that they have a defense that can compete, you know? And that was one of the biggest things that we're looking for from them, you know, going this season, we wanna make sure that they have the defense that can hopefully sustain What's a poor offense, you know, to maybe put up a few and you're there just like they did. Yeah.
How about we talk about key games that we don't have to rush? Let's talk about key games.
So I've picked out one key game, two key games.
Three key games, um, for key games.
Yeah, four key games.
So the first one is Jaguars and Colts.
The Jaguars, the tanking Jacksonville Jaguars won their first game, Dardennes now we're not gonna get Trevor Lawrence dug it against the gold's 27 20.
This one shocked me.
I mean, truly shocked me that I have delivered just 200 I told you he was Ha ha ha.
I told you can't have both had Philip Rivers.
Completion percentage was great, though.
E both of us have the cold doing really well when we did our season e that stream e I mean, this was a game.
This was a game we thought they would win.
They got to go 10 6.
Yeah, that's what I had. Smooth.
So I think we were both a little surprised by that.
That this was probably the most surprising squirrel.
Um, uh I mean, maybe it's in the intention.
Actually, I would say that.
Okay, fair enough.
Um, the Cardinals beat the 40 Niners 24 20.
Was that the most? That's out there 24 20.
That was surprising.
I mean, the Cardinals offense really show what they could do, and they shut down the 40 Niners for the most part.
E, By the way, who was The Cardinals? Might be a surprise of way who was really far off of Jimmy Garoppolo.
No, I never said he was like, Great.
I mean, no, I e think this showed how good the cardinals are more than how bad the 40 Niners are.
Um, but yeah, Let's see Jimmy Garoppolo stats.
Okay, I said he was okay.
I said you said he should be undrafted in fantasy, Which is ridiculous.
Let's see what you did.
Um, 19 for 33 259 yards, two touchdowns.
One of three passer rating.
That's actually not too shabby.
Found good for 6% completely.
Okay, but his passer rating his passer rating was over. 101 103.
Let's look up NFL.
Let's look a board that would have ranked in NFL passer rating leaders.
He did enough for them to win, but he he wasn't like the star, but he did enough e necessarily Don't.
He did enough because But he must have, like, a 60 60 yard touchdown.
And he still, even despite that, they still weren't together.
And, yeah, all of Jimmy Garoppolo is yards came on that one.
Pastor Raheem Mostert, who got like, a 60 yard touchdown.
All right, hold on.
I'm just playing without that B B 200 yards and one touchdown.
Okay, Jimmy Garoppolo actually finished eighth and passer rating last year.
102 He that that one of the three performance would have been good for eighth as well.
So, um, yeah, but I mean, that's also with yard touchdown passes.
Okay, but last year he was eight and passer rating.
Last year he was he was good enough.
That means that means he's q B eight and fancy.
What's your next, uh, game? Um Bucket.
There's Saints. Beat the Buccaneers, 34 to 23.
Tom Brady didn't look too good through a couple of pics.
He needs some more support.
I mean, he can't just carry a team anymore.
Too old, he said.
The final score e 34 23.
Yeah, that's kind of what's more than I'd expect, by the way, guys, you know why you can trust me? Because I perfectly predicted this.
Four of the Chiefs in Texas game the obviously pouch flu.
Just saying just support **** was a fluke.
No, but anyways, I'm not surprised at all by this result for the Saints, I think Tom Brady actually didn't do great.
I mean, he didn't.
Too bad he didn't do bad.
He was pretty bad.
He didn't like, great right there.
I would say he played good either, but it wasn't bad.
There was some potential.
Uh, Mike Evans definitely was not playing it 100%.
You could really tell.
He only had one catch for two yards, but it was a touchdown catch.
Um, I just really don't think that that this Buccaneers team is gonna work out, they're gonna fight first playoff spot because they have the goat Tom Brady and then all of their old player retired.
If anything, they're going to get one of the maybe, maybe the new seat.
That was added just because I think that they can pick up some easy wins against the Falcons and once once Brady retires.
What's Brady and Gronk retired? They're back to taking again. Yeah.
Then they're back to signing Jamie's ones.
Jamie's back again.
Who's also, by the way, on the saints? Yeah.
Yeah, he's like, Ha ha ha ****ing years.
I just won the game against E.
When the game breeze.
Cowboys are the Rams beat the Cowboys.
This is the last notable 22 17.
I mean, the ramps looks pretty good in that game.
I expected the Cowboys to be so much better with Mike McCarthy.
I mean, you have to wonder.
Maybe this talent is just an illusion.
Maybe they aren't really that talented.
Or maybe just Mike McCarthy and Jason Garrett are both horrible coaches.
What do you think? I mean passing or the or the Rams are really good.
The passing defense was awful for the cow.
Is the the entire defense in general? I think that that's what really slowed them down.
They need to do better on that front to give the offensive chance.
I mean, the Rams were out there for so much time just chewing up the clock.
You know, they were able to get a really good run game going with a guy like Malcolm Brown.
Like what? That should not be happening.
So I just That was a really disappointing game for the Cowboys.
But if you're a Giants fan or or a football team van or even an eagle, and even though they did lose happy yeah, football cream on top of the division.
Yeah, football team is football fans are like going jubilation right now.
I mean, they are right in double bladed.
Also, don't insult Malcolm Brown.
He's from Texas or went to Texas.
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Plural noun jubilation.
Let's see past tense.
Let's see if this is actually a really word.
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