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I wish it was Friday, but it's not.
It feels like Friday to May.
I know you don't work.
You like, Leave that while.
Got a little tangled up there.
Hey, Mark, what's up? Yep.
Mark is in the building right now.
And hopefully we don't get any burner accounts in here.
E uh, my dad, My dad Silent urging. He says tip.
Tell him I say hi.
Who do you have in this series? Also your mom? I love it.
I have I got Dallas and seven.
You really I dio I agree with you.
I was just curious.
I think Vegas has the advantage in offense, and I think they have the advantage in goaltending.
I just think Dallas's defense is enough.
Yeah, but that is a hard sell, though.
I agree it's kind of a hot take, but we'll see where it goes.
I mean, I just think that Dallas can play their boring style of play, and they can play that boring hockey all the way to the all the way to a Stanley Cup championship.
Boring or not, a win is a win.
I don't think Dallas fans think it's very boring.
Yeah, I know you know how many people ask me and probably you, too.
But they're like, Are you retired of bamboo winning by so much? No, no, exactly.
Boring sometimes is best my life have your boring your your fans all the way to a championship.
Trust me, they import That's a good thing.
But honestly, the serious isn't so boring because, you know, every single goal just means so much.
Yeah, they score, though.
I agree this is gonna be low scoring if any.
Like, yeah, when you get a three nothing game from Vancouver, it could be a little boring because it's it's like you kind of know Dallas can't really answer.
But when you get the game we got in game one where it's one nothing you're on the edge of your seat because you have no idea what's going to happen.
Yeah, And make a lovin is in the building Make love in I don't know if you heard, but I need Uh huh.
Well, let Nick 11 in as soon as he hits that button in Dallas is working at their zone.
This is nothing todo I'll keep you got those two defenders, then shoots it wide.
Green is honest.
Commander is in power for Mark was here with us all night last night, which got very interesting.
Yeah, Mark, I saw I saw that display of you do, uh, beauty e didn't watch it.
I just saw the thumbnail.
Do you guys get flagged for that? Like, how does that work we do with industry? We're not going to die with e.
I want to know what happened.
How did it get there? Just tell me how it got there.
I don't really know.
Mancuso was at a party broadcasting and and everything.
What? Marx it Tequila Mark summed it up perfectly.
I'm a tequila girl.
Jimmy and the boys welcome.
Oh, Dallas breaks it then and Dallas gets a line change with the puck in the offensive zone.
I just I think I love tarps off so much because I feel like we're back in baby like, freshman year.
Yeah, with with Bugsy and make love in that are both 20 year olds tearing it up Right now.
Yeah, Bugsy kind of reminds you.
Test or not? Bugsy? Um, loving, kind of. Yeah.
Now they have a similar look.
They have very different personalities.
How? Whatever happened to that kid? McLovin is a lot cooler.
I guess I like Oh.
Ah, Chance for Dallas.
What time you got? I've got 10. 12.
Oh, Jack, you're like, 10 seconds out of me.
Well, luckily, I got to play by play.
Yeah, well, Mark, I'm getting old now.
My hairline is retreating like France and every war and, uh, you know Hey, whatever.
Yeah, One of the girls in the stream You made me take my hat off last night.
That was shouldn't make you take your hat off.
Well, she kinda did.
There really wasn't a choice.
They were very demanding.
I saw that weight Until graduating with hope.
Yeah, that's true.
You wouldn't be surprised, but, hey, but you said I was still hot even after seeing the Helen just saying I don't.
Because I like, blow.
Everyone knows that.
But I know a lot of people who, like, are engaged right now, and a lot of them are bald.
Okay, well, I'm not bald.
All what? A state by Khudobin.
What is the glove? I just don't think that it makes that figure.
Well, my shoe is that whenever I thank you, Jimmy and the boys, whenever I meet Canadian girls that are, like visiting the city of Boston or I go to Canada, everyone thinks I'm good looking.
Why? Why don't the girls the United States think I'm good looking? What, up with that? Um what up with that tiff? Why are you asking me that? I don't know what I feel.
Every time you and I go out like, here's how it goes.
You and I show up to the bar were like, Okay, here's the safe word.
And here's the game plan.
Meet you back here in two hours.
Every time I find some random, like either Canadian or Irish or talked to for the night and then I leave him and then I come back and you're talking to multiple women, so I don't know what you're talking about.
I argue that that's not true.
I wish that the case, what what's are safe for usually usually my safe for it.
It's not even safe, for it's usually like, Yeah, it's just a look.
It's not really a safe word.
It's usually look, and I'll just wave e that I give Jack a look and Jack, like, just starts going ballistic and then usually scares them off.
I'm usually just way too into it, where it's like I don't even care if they know just help Mark in college, Jack would like, perceive every single guys a threat.
That's not true.
Just listen to me.
And like my the guy that I dated in college exploit Grant and Jack would like go up to them and he'd be like, Okay, you're facing like E was advertising s so true.
There's a little bit of truth to it, but that's not exactly how one town.
Jack, you I swear they weren't like, hanging around and they were just kind of there.
The kid in purple pastor was actually really creepy.
Okay, Yeah, he was creepy.
That's the big one.
That's the kid I walked up to and said, I'll kick his face it.
Yeah, Mark, I'm just too nice.
I'll start a conversation, make loving.
You coming in here, Mike, love.
And I need some lovin It was it wasn't Kick the face, It's I'll kick your face.
And that's a G rated version of Linda Lavin's.
McLovin is working right now, So coming later.
Yeah, the club and I'm also work.
My glove is making it happen two nights in a row for that? Yes, one of the girls that market on was totally digging McLovin.
I'm a glove on the other girls that they call it looks like a nympho e.
Don't think it was meant to be me.
Oh, what can I say? Well, yeah, Your blazer.
Oh, there's a penalty coming up.
It looks like, um, I have an update.
Well, not really, but yeah, whatever.
Well, penalty coming up on Vegas here, but Dallas continues to control the park and Dallas still controls the park.
I'm moving to mask.
Well, for granted med school, there may be No, you know, Jack housing.
Would it be if we went to Maine? Yeah.
You were thinking about moving right down the road from me.
I know what I get into school in their questions.
Oh, and we have a power play here for the Dallas Stars.
Let's say it looks like it's gonna be patch ready.
Oh, that's a dumb, dumb penalty from Patra.
Ready Connecticut boy.
Beauty is not that we've seen his house or anything.
What Patch radios on the same street as Grant.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Where his childhood home was on the same street as Grant.
I'm waiting for commercial.
So Dallas Power play.
We have a hand pass.
Yeah, Looks like it's on Dallas.
So that park will come out of the zone.
So face off, right outside of the biggest zone.
They're over for this Siris on the power play.
Which is pretty rough to say the least.
Mancuso needs a phone.
Yeah, well, yeah, we're having fun.
Game five happened to his phone.
Yeah, but he's been saying he's getting a phone for the past two weeks.
You said that was that game.
No. Affect the game five McLovin.
I don't know anymore.
They all blend together.
It was a Bruins loss.
What else do I need to say? Oh, the 71 loss.
It was Game three.
That's a breakable phone law.
Yeah, Nick, 11 is is 100% right on that.
Now I remember perfectly.
No, McLovin didn't have our Mancuso, do you have a phone for our last shenanigans? Mark, don't lie.
You didn't You didn't mind those shenanigans.
Neither did you, Jack.
I mean, Hey, one of them said I was hot.
So do you think they'll make a jack is hot slash ***y burner? I am highly doubting it.
I think for burning accounts have been put to bed.
I think the crime dog McLovin got on top of it.
I was flattered, but it was weird.
Yeah, McLovin did some investigative and interrogative work, and I think I assume the burner accounts are put to bed.
Did you text me who you think it really is? Because I I know you texted me about it. Yes.
And I still think it's that same price.
And then so does McLovin.
Okay, is closed.
I wanna ask you just text me this response because keep people anonymous.
Oh, I don't know the answer to that, but roughly.
Oh, it's kind of cute.
Has that team has cleaned and cleared the scene So smart.
How's that? Yeah.
So I always just on old creepy guy probably took a lot of socks, and we're not going to get access record.
McLovin was, like, scared to sleep that night.
Did you get it? I thought it was funny.
Wait, What text? No, he said hazmat team has clean and clear the scene. I said, yeah.
Probably cleared a lot of stocks.
Oh, I took out a different way.
I'm snacking it the way you're taking it.
I have five acres of land.
Jack, we're in the commercial, so let me tell you the spirit.
All right, Here we go.
Um, it's a really minor story, but I went to work today.
In today is the first time that I saw that guy that iron in there.
Anyway, And then I got over him.
Hey, came up to me.
I mean, I was having a conversation with someone completely different.
I was like, Yeah, like, my parents were like, You go to school for hours away.
So I decided 15 and out of nowhere, I just hear him go.
The roll tide, right? It was like, Yeah, roll that.
And then later in the day, I just see like, yes, periphery of shadow and I turn And it's just this guy.
He's randomly just like this, bumping me out of nowhere in the middle of the day.
I was like, Okay, distraction role, Taib.
People think they can just distract these Alabama people with roll tide and yeah, it might work 80% of time, but 20% of time we see through your bull****.
And then he was just like fist bumping me.
And I was like, they like, make a move or now I don't understand.
You should aesthetic e.
No, there are people around.
It was just kind of awkward.
I was like, even better.
There people around put him on blast.
Oh, so we'll see.
I don't think I've been fist ball since, Like middle school.
Wow. Robert Liners.
One shutout away from tying the record for consecutive playoff shutout wins.
NBC is just jinx in the hell out of them and they even put in the arena.
Those four is forest enough.
Lucky, I don't know that.
That seems like a jinx.
I think Captain America might have something to say about it.
Jump of all skit e did have a hiccup.
Gotta love the panda up, says my club like from rumors the panda might be staying in.
Ah, Vegas, Joe Paths, Captain America Love Chlebowski.
I think it's NHL 2017 Best player in the game.
Yeah, he's got wheels and a sniper.
Wow! Scrum in front of that, But Dallas is able to knock away, but it's there still in dangerous Vegas has it in the offensive zone.
I understand that why McLovin hates when you're dead.
Uh huh, because I hate it when your ad well, whenever it's on regular TV.
Nick Lovins Adami.
So he'll be academy when it really counts in the Stanley Cup final.
Yeah, and you're going to hate it.
Yeah, I enlisted McLovin.
I completely agree.
I thought it was going to go toe Fattoria.
All right, I don't agree with that.
I mean, Bergeron, he did have another great season.
He's always going to be in that selkie race because he's always gonna be top threes.
He's phenomenal, But regular season Fattoria was better in the playoffs.
Bergeron was better defensively than Dettori. A.
But the voting had already been done.
Qatari A deserved that.
It's a regular season.
Word like Mark said.
Yes is a regular season award.
Katori eight Katori earned that.
They don't they don't count playoffs and that I think that's what some of that crowd is complaining about.
Because if if you watch the regular season, I know it was.
The regular season was a while ago, but Victoria was far out the best defensive forward.
Oh, we got a big scrap here.
Camera. Stephen. Sinister.
Yeah, thank you types out there.
Look at his hair.
It's just so good looking.
When you have a playoff beard, do you trim it at all? No, you can't.
I'm just asking because some of these guys look like the hedges air turned pretty well.
Well, they're mocking the hockey gods.
I'm just saying.
Oh, although I wouldn't be shocked if they get a little calm before they go out.
Like, is there a point in time where it just gets too much for you? Like you're just like, Oh, my God.
I cannot wait to share this.
Not if you're in the playoffs.
No, no, I'm just asking you as a guy. Yeah.
Bergeron did have some, uh, injury to, but I, uh I still think Victoria was just better this year.
I'm definitely not complaining about it going to Pretoria.
I I expected it to would have been nice, but, hey, we got the Jack Adams.
This is Dallas Stars, hockey at its finest.
But I honestly, I'm on a new bandwagon here that nobody is really on.
I don't think it's that boring because I think like I'm on the edge of my seat like the when a goal scored.
It means so god**** much.
So I just don't think it's boring.
It's like soccer.
In a way, I hate soccer.
Well, I don't mean obviously hockey is more interesting than soccer.
It's 20 million times more interest because they're hitting each other.
It's fast paced, it's electric.
But the reason I say it's like soccer's, because every goal means so much.
So **** loved soccer socks.
I'm not saying I compared to the soccer, because every goal means so much. No other reason.
Yeah, but soccer slow because you physically just cannot run that fast for that long.
Okay? I would really only compared to the soccer because every goal means so much.
There's stop reading into it.
We'll make love.
Soccer's sucks in the chat.
Yeah, because Michael Evans on a high that now two girls have been all over him yesterday, So he's gonna bounce back at you.
Isn't that true? Yeah.
You simp in McLovin? No, he's just not trip Ugo Good for him.
Jack, you are to You literally told me four times today already that that girl with your hot No.
I said what she did on Stream.
I mentioned that.
She said I was hot once.
Two, maybe three times.
Once I could go back in the chat you wanna put money on it? Yes.
I'll bet you that you said it more than once.
Right? I know you said that at least twice.
I expect a $20 bed. No.
Are they calling that a trip? Yeah, I want to report.
Looks like we're getting a call here.
We're gonna trip, Get wrecked records. ****ed.
That's That's a bag, Paul.
That's on a trip. Yeah.
Alex Tuck was crossing over, and Alexis Alexis Jack Stick was there, and he's gonna sit two minutes or tripping I That's a very soft call in a playoff.
And who's rooting for the Vegas? Golden Knights says dive one tent over the border.
You would have been up.
You hear that? Yeah.
Well, Mark, I'll chase girls like dog chases a ball that doesn't say anything.
Oh, well, hacky sack action.
Confidence is booming.
I told you I knew it.
I conceal your energy, my energy.
You're just ****ed that you owe me 25.
No, I don't because prove it, I will prove it.
You have said it more than one.
Oh, pick off shot glove save by Khudobin and no and you.
You should be proud of it.
I would be proud of a good deal. Slander.
I got a fist bump.
You got a fist pump? Yeah, that's what that's what.
My shining star moment, E face.
I think that was his version of trying to flirt with me.
I was like, Okay, that's, um, interesting fighting he's got.
Well, I worked with a lot of nerds in Dallas.
52 seconds to go on the power play in Vegas, breaks other on his own and quickly intercepted by Dallas, who just gives it back to the night.
And that is the end of the first period.
We got an intermission tiff.
Thank you, Jack. I know how hockey works.
Not how I meant that, But nothing.
Nothing after one.
Typical Dallas stars hockey.
They're playing their game.
I'm not going to say either team is really dominating the other.
We haven't seen a lot of good chances.
Yeah, and this is the game Dallas wants to play.
So I guess if anyone is is dominating right now, it would be Dallas.
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Mark Recchi being the new assistant coach for the New Jersey Devils, and I think **** 11 either has one or is working on one right now, so Thanks, Yeager.
Like on purpose.
God, that's awful.
I don't think it's that bad.
It is awful, Jack.
It tastes like cough syrup.
You know, she said our It's not that.
Oh, and McLovin does have one up there on the Selke Award winner.
You guys, I'm so happy to be Oh, yes.
And Mark my two sentence article about Cassie within the jackass.
It was five sentences.
I love my whole being.
I shared the one from being G two.
That was a lot more than five sentences.
I think that was from Max.
Was it? You guys are playing in the Gulf.
Max Mainville, Right? Is that how you pronounce that Max Mainville? What is Doctor? What is What do you drink? Drinking a little ****tail.
Did I send you the Snapchat? I went over So Jack called customer.
Yeah, I was trying to talk about golf and then come, But this isn't a golf channel. We get it.
But anyway, I went over to my destiny.
This now I went over toe like are happy hour.
My building and the building across the street There's a happy hour and, like, even tip the bartender, but you don't pay.
It just had, like, included in our rent on bond.
My girl Kristin hooked me up.
It was so good. It tastes like one.
Yours? Oh, well, I don't know.
I had I was, like, surprised.
I think it was wrong.
Ah, I tasted a little bit like a nicer version of the bucket we get at that.
I do make a fantastic rum punch, but I'm not sharing my secret ingredients.
Um, although I don't think I'm working any holidays, so we should go on home.
Um, um should come here for one of those holidays after you celebrate your family. Of course.
Whatever it is, we should gonna be.
Do you already know I'm in for that fossil? Yo, let me tell you something about the fall that I was unaware of, Okay? Apparently, how you know fall is coming around is the hospital that I work out on my floor on the windows.
There are these massive spider like come in the beginning of every fall, and I was walking by these windows today and I just looked at Had a panic attack.
Yeah, not a big fan of massive change.
Everyone where I work is asleep.
Eso it doesn't really matter, but yeah, fall foliage is better than that.
Fall foliage over false spiders.
1004 shots in that period to Vegas is 10.
However, that's Dallas Stars hockey grants.
Not here where these other 12 guests make yourself.
We gotta We gotta get some accounts in here so you can get chatting and tell us how stupid or how awesome we are.
Um, please, the only thing that's ever said about me is not stupid.
Let's just make that clear.
Mark, what did you do today? I want Hello? No, I don't do spiders.
I'll take a photo for you tomorrow.
Jack, I had a freaking panic attack.
I mean, you're sure about it? Like Mark? No, no, I'm not a jumpy person.
Um, I like when I'm scared.
I don't like I don't jump.
I just kind of like Frieze.
Um and I just froze because this thing was like, the size of my thumb.
How big is the spiders at? Yeah, they're freaking massive.
And everyone's like, Oh, yeah, they're here.
That means falls coming.
And I'm like, Oh, my God, You're acting like it's ladybugs in the springtime, I think pretty huge. Oh, ****.
Is it a wolf spider? We've become a spider talk.
Now, what the hell is a wolf spider that exists? That's a real thing.
Sounds of game of Thrones.
Yeah, that's like their massive.
They're, like, the size of your goat.
Okay. Your beard.
Yeah, but that part of it, so I Yeah, yeah.
Um, Buddy, I miss you.
Miss YouTube Tip.
I'm, like, excited and scared to see this player from my Yeah, Mark sent him a photo, then.
Jack, send me the phone.
You know what I could go for? You're PICO de Aguila.
100 percent who haven't made them so long.
I would love it.
Mark, do you ever come on the streams mark of the fill in the stream? Marcus, come on the stream before a couple times.
How come I missed it? Well, one time you went to bed because I was your one night.
Listen, I I don't have the biggest tolerance, as we all know, see, And I really nostalgic.
And I just wanna love on everybody, as we also all know Uh huh.
Have you noticed the donation thing up top? Make love in figured out that you could customize it, So I did.
Did I not say anything about it? I've been I've been meaning to say something about you or your a bird.
That's so funny.
If that's Michael Evans fault for telling, you could customize it.
Alright, what else are we doing? This, uh, Intermission asked me a question.
I can't believe they're showing this right now on NBC Sports Network.
There was showing the the national broadcast announcers cheer for the candidate Lightning when they won the game.
They should be embarrassed to do that.
But apparently NBC just doesn't care.
They're full on board for Tampa, and they don't care Who knows? Care about anything? I worked my regular 40 and then was Yeah, so same.
I worked my regular 40 and then after I get out of work, But I am really tired right now.
After I gonna work, I come home and then I go to the pool and I fall asleep at the pool until the sun is no longer shining on me.
And I think that I twitch a lot because sometimes I'll twitch like a lot.
Mark, how do you find enough hours in the day to do what you dio Marcus? An animal? I know, and I'll wake myself up.
So and then when I wake up totally after my pool nap, everyone's gone.
And I think that I might cap traumatized people in my choice.
Yeah, Mark, though, works a regular 40 our job, and then he works honestly, Another 40 hour job at one.
Our generation is lazy, but markets like, absurd.
Anytime I ever have any question anything and I send it to Mark, he answers within minutes.
Yes, that's how it is.
Colon is, uh, going to be suspended for tomorrow night's game in Britain.
Point is hurt too.
So they might be without breaking point.
Are we allowed to ask you what kind of small business you well, like? What is it involved? Paint.
Um, that supports me coming out.
Well, yeah, I thought you might like another one.
Besides, that was Russian.
Maybe you could start a paint company now.
Yeah, Mark Hills it with that, though.
And he absolutely does grind about props off the mark.
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Well, Mark is a killer.
Everyone says that because it's probably true.
You know how many people ask me at work there? Like, what about med school? And I'm like, I don't know.
Meanwhile, I'm like, so that means, but I'm more He doesn't want to tell anyone.
Yeah, Mark, I actually had a great interview with a black and gold colleague today with the camera.
Um, my podcast should be ready to go for tomorrow.
I also had a tarps off idiot, uh, tarps off Bugsy at the end, there to talk about a little, uh, the rest of the playoffs in Dallas stars.
When are you inviting me on this podcast? Jack, who was with you? But William Murray and tarps off Bugsy were on the pod this week.
Way just recorded right before I got on here.
Irwin, you're gonna gas my question.
Jack, I'm sorry.
What was your question? Why are you putting me on the spot? 00 you have to get on there at some point.
I need some penguins news.
All I can tell you right now is that the fourth complex where the like practice and training and stuff has some unreal turkey burgers.
I mean, you can come on there and try to talk ruins.
That might be that might be entertaining for some people.
Honestly, I'll probably just talk about Bill Castle.
Yeah, Bill Castle was a Bruin.
I go just bring everything back.
Thio, What are you taking? What's your take on the Bruins offseason? Like what they should do in preparations for next year.
Well, you know, Jack, I don't really know.
The one thing I will say is Phil Kessel.
He really didn't Outstanding job.
Z o marks, marks.
I'm in with a hockey talk for about two minutes.
Temple give relationship advice.
I'll go back to hockey talk.
It's boss Man e.
He's given it the green Knight? Yes.
Um, what would I title that one mark hockey relationship? Advice with Jack and Tip? Yeah.
You want to start a new deal, start a new podcast? Yeah, The time stamp would take me about four days to put it out.
Um, although being what he is, we went on a tangent that might be somewhere to What is the good play on words? Um, I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
And like, the two probably biggest people with Hot takes the Black Gold podcast network.
She was the main as well.
Yeah, way shared some of our hot takes on the pot. It's pretty exciting.
Thanks. And hot dates.
What a episode that would be.
That's our represent.
Hot takes and hot dates.
I like I like the name of it.
E That could be a whole separate podcast.
That's yeah, Jack, if you and I ever in life just feel like doing that, I feel like no one would listen, But I would really get an enjoyment.
Your therapy? Yeah.
We just, like, start recording all of our conversations on the phone.
That would be bad.
We do not need to do that.
I was really hoping McLovin would be in here right now because I had to go the bathroom 20 with.
No, I really just have to run and go the bathroom real quick.
Yeah, you got you gotta coverage.
Test relationship corner comin at you.
I can talk about hockey like I'm not completely, uh, or fill Castle.
Our just Are you gonna We're dumping.
Why are you leaving for so long? I'm not leaving for that long.
I'll be right back.
Yes, Mark d m me more about that.
I'm very interested in doing that.
Can't believe he didn't trust me or he didn't have a much faith.
As I have in me, I could talk to a brick wall.
I'm probably will just talking.
They don't know what else to dio.
Um, I'm really glad that football is back.
I'm really sad that I'm not in the stadium right now.
Awesome, awful event.
But it's at least we've got football.
So there's that Mark I'm assuming here come completely a Boston fan during through pats and all.
If so, that sucks.
But hockey only, Really? Where What do you watch football? Your football fan.
Mark that you're here.
Now we can chat, because otherwise I'd probably just be talking to myself.
My glove and you're here to I used to be into the past.
Really? So is that what turned you off to the paths, or do you just agree? And uh huh, too much drama. Yeah.
I don't really like the NFL too much.
I mean, Steelers games are really fun, but there's just I agree.
There's too much drama going on.
I'm like, once you go to one sec school, it's really hard to kind of come Bert back.
Okay, we're underway.
Which means you guys are probably all ahead.
I am back, and I brought a special guest.
My God is your dad.
Is it your dog? Hello is your mom, Miss Mary? It was Mary.
How are you? I give I miss you a lot.
She says she misses you a lot.
My God, on there's Mark in the shot.
He says hello, Mrs Consul.
She's the man who has stolen my boy? Uh huh.
No, They laughed the same, don't they? Yeah.
What did she think? She said we laugh the same.
We dio All right, I'm gonna go.
Special guests there. Uh huh.
I like how that I'm a regular.
I'm not even e guess anymore.
That's that is true.
A little scruffy.
A little No, no scratch.
I was covering it pretty well.
There you are. You held it down.
You know, just for before you came on, I was like, well, games back.
And then I started talking, and then you came back.
So from there we go.
Now we have a Vegas face up.
I am tarts off Tip. Hell, yeah.
You're counting it tough. Yeah.
Dallas wants to face off.
Kind of Turn it over.
Doubts on two on one shot saved by the panda flashes the leather.
Um, it Jack, you are way ahead of me is not fair.
Every time you say panda, I think back to, like sop****re year.
Remember that song and I don't Yes, you dio Oh my God! Yes.
You dio not a into that hip hop hip hop culture.
Yeah, but, Jack, it was like a time where, like, everybody was visiting.
You mean Taylor and friends? Okay, I don't I don't remember a song called Panda.
I promise you, dio 02 on one here for Vegas, broken up.
That's why we need Bugsy.
Who the hell is number four on Dallas? Because that was a great play.
Um, yeah, I've been a stigmatism, and I cannot see names from here, so I'm too far away from my TV.
Oh, Dallas in the breakaway shot Rebound.
What I saved by Robert Leyner.
Um, that was key Rhonda tv rata when? Unbelievable chance.
But Lehner robs them.
That was exactly my dreams.
TV Franta Almost Miro.
I don't know that one.
That is the best player on the Death Star's He is, uh, the number one candidate right now to win. The cons might.
So I didn't know he's number four.
I mean, twitch. That's interesting.
I love the number four.
Skin in is a piece.
So that play doesn't shock me at all because he's a that good Hi skin is an absolute G.
That was a good one above a J.
Skin is the real deal.
He's going to be a candidate for the Norris Trophy for years to come.
Oh, shot by Dallas.
But that one's turned away by a winner.
And now Vegas will clear their zone.
This is not fun calling it with you his last game.
We both be like shot.
And I feel proud of myself because I was actually, Why are you so far behind today? I don't know.
And I'm Well, maybe it's because, like, I don't know, because the last game that I watched with you was not Dallas.
Who was it? Camp.
Did I watch the Bruins game with us? I have no idea.
Oh, no, it was the Islanders game.
Ah, the aisles on it probably has something to do with the fact that I'm much closer.
Oh, yeah, that was the Islanders vs Tampa game one, right? Yeah, It's probably because, like, this is just on Arabia, because they're like first, I don't know, Jack.
The absolute blowout game.
Did you see that? reaction by Frankie Borelli.
Yes, e felt bad.
I was kind of funny.
Like how the I'm not sure how much Frank is dead.
I mean, I know that they have that at pizza shop, right outside the stay.
I'm not sure how much his dad knows hockey, though, with some of those comments.
No, Frankie like flipped out.
And the dad just threw a chair out of Well, the daggers stop the clock.
It wasn't Frankie right there.
His dad throws the chairs.
Yeah, E no, that was my initial thought to.
I was like, I thought the same thing when I first watched him, like Is it isn't Frankie right there.
You gotta throw it anywhere else.
That stopped the clock statement was questionable.
I don't know how many people are having heart attacks.
Yeah, Papa Borelli has a throw a Jarrett and Wainer covers it beneath the skate. There.
Eso Dallas is a buzzing this period, though, now.
Yeah, but they're Vegas there.
Tending right now is unrealized.
I'm sure Bugs, he's freaking out right now.
Unreal goaltending right now.
No goals, though.
Coming to be the Debbie Downer McLovin.
We are the goals.
There's a shot by Queensbury with that's ah, deflected wide.
And that one goes all the way down.
Alex talk wins the race to the park.
And Alex Tuck cross checks.
Dallas starting behind, but no call.
Yeah, but they called that stock tripping penalty.
Say the least life goals terms off.
You've done that.
That's what I said.
My apartment down.
It was reiterating.
I know. I'm reiterating his reiterating.
That's an odd word. Yeah.
I want to know who won the selkie go.
Two types of hockey dinette McLovin got you covered.
You wanna know who McLovin is? Got a tarp.
Soft like you got next.
They got your back? Uh huh.
I haven't even has a picture.
I still haven't downloaded my picture.
I think it's the same photo he's got here.
I'm gonna have a live reaction of, actually, might not be.
It might be him and his broom insurance, and I'm not really sure.
Uh, hockey dot net.
No, it's the Stanley Cup.
Why, it's McLovin is Bruins Jersey with the Stanley Cup.
Why are you ruining the surprise for me? It's my job.
It doesn't allow surprises.
Well, you know what, Jack? He's gonna have to start making exceptions because I love surprises.
People who don't like surprises.
I really don't Volume McLovin.
Where does the name lovin come from? Because he looks like McLovin from Superbad.
Have you seen him without his hat on? No, He looks like my coffin from Superbad.
I've only seen MK Levin's full face like four times.
You need him to take the hats off.
You need him to face the camera and take that off.
He looks like McLovin.
That's exactly where that came from.
I can't see his photo anymore.
Yeah, I would like to see his little Yeah, like, make often said there's 20 photos to not see it.
Yeah, but, um, on my phone, it just isn't popping it like it says your name.
And I'm looking at the article that you have specifically written.
What I don't see.
You have to scroll all the way to the bottom of the article.
Yeah, Yeah, that's right, Mark.
That's not even your face.
Wait until you see his face after play.
This places where? Yo, I'm so excited for that.
I don't know whose team I'm gonna be on here.
I might have to join marks.
I feel like Mark Mark is a winning What? You conjoined marks team, too? I don't know.
I just feel like Mark Mark knows how to win.
Mark marks, that locker room guy.
That is my only job description.
Although me and Mark are both power forwards, so it's gonna be it's gonna be a bang in line E that multiple women were very into you yesterday, but we need to turn it down before we get into a fight here.
Like a one versus Mike Levin.
We'll kick your butt following Jack kick Mikovits, but yeah, You wanna kick Mikovits bodies, a nice skin, The world hockey? Well, yeah, hockey.
I mean, I'm addict, everybody, but I get destroy.
Oh, Bugsy's in the chat.
How you feeling? Yeah, buddy, How you holding up? Especially after this unreal goaltending being Bugsy's predictions Air holding up pretty good, though.
Bugsy has the soul of somebody like it was just so pure in love.
Bugsy, they're playing Dallas stars hockey tonight.
Zack is going off.
What happened here? Uh, yeah, no sick. He took a nosedive.
Oh, he got his bell rung.
He kind of did that to himself, though, that he got his Beltran.
Yeah, but, I mean, he kind of was trying to deliver a cheap it and got hurt s so I don't really feel bad for him.
But do you see this, Jack? This is what happens.
And it was what's going to happen when Ontario start teaching their kids how to hit when they're older.
That's what's gonna happen.
Oh, we're getting on that train now.
I mean, yeah, but I mean, that one was just He was trying to throw a cheap shot and he got hurt.
That's that's the hockey gods. That's karma.
Yeah, exactly, Bugsy.
He would have looked at him and he turned this way and he got hurt.
You're not gonna find any remorse from me There.
He was looking to deliver a dirty hit, and he ended up hurt.
Come on, McLovin.
Did you watch the play? I wouldn't say that if it was.
McLaughlin is biased.
McLaren's a homer.
I'm just here to start the Oh, we know money.
Oh, nice shot there.
But Dobie has it Look at the scrum or Dobby, the house elf.
I don't know. I like to calm both.
Sometimes from Are you surprised the stars went this far? I was at first, but the more I have watched them through this playoffs, the less surprised I am.
And I honestly think they could go all the way.
They're my pick to win the cup, but do you think that's because of, like, just how they're playing the postseason? Because I don't know, Like it.
Kobe never happened.
The Dallas Stars don't get much attention because they're small hockey market.
I think Dallas has been like this all year.
I just don't think they get that much attention.
So, like they're waiting goals.
Scored 20 goals in the regular season, but their defense is by far the best defense in the NHL.
Honestly, it's like it's like a given to take.
They're not going to score many goals.
They're going to play boring, deep defensive hockey.
But that can win.
And now I don't think that makes them not recognizable because of a small hockey town.
I think that makes them not recognizable just because they played defensive pocket.
Skin is one of the best defensive players in the entire NHL in half.
Half the casual occupants don't even know who he is in the it absurd because he's so good.
He's really the favorite to win the consummate three now.
Well, Bugsy, Secret Service line is on the ice right now for Dallas, and they're buzzing.
But Vegas Thompson in Wow.
Now Vegas is thrown the body this period.
Well, yeah, they have to do something.
Well, it was all Dallas was really through on the body and the first and now something.
Finishing every single check.
Well, if you can't beat them, join I Yeah, but Dallas seems to have slowed down, and it's oh, and a chance for Vegas.
But that Z saved by Dobby.
Yeah, Jack, you're like, 10 seconds ahead of yeah, March Or so we'll march. Salt.
He tried to go five hole.
But Dobie, do you think Jack e like calling them Dhabi? Because it's like the house health.
I said it earlier.
I said, I'd like to say both, but how dare you coming in here? If Bugsy's alone, he's going bugs.
He might be in the middle of a party right now.
Yeah, but it wasn't his saying that I have those Mancuso's party.
Oh, yeah? Well, you know Bugs.
He's trying to keep the parties out of the stream.
What is the main accent? Maine accent.
I definitely Mark.
There's no way of a main accent.
I've been here for, like, three weeks, actually longer than that, but it feels like three weeks every summer.
Bugsy Seating cookies.
Most likely it was everyone's party.
Yeah, it was MK Lovins party.
It was Jack's party.
That's that's a fair assessment, man.
McLovin definitely did not.
That was the fire.
We definitely ended on a little bit. Thio.
It was not my point of no return but our defense Me, Nick 11 didn't know it was going to get to that level.
Okay, can someone tell me how it happened? Like we told you? Tequila.
I know, but she just went for it.
Yeah, straight up.
Tequila is the only the only answer to that question.
It makes your clothes fall yesterday.
We'll get Rick were gonna be so cute.
Yes, he was like you.
Someone scored and ah ha! Pair of reading glasses for Jack.
What are you doing? Don't worry about it.
It involves you.
You'll you'll find out in a second? Did it asked me? Yeah.
Yeah, man, cause I haven't gone for, like, 15 minutes, and it was kind of happy because my accuser came back.
I don't know how that riled her up, but it did.
He technical Evans got you covered.
What? My club and I'm Well, yeah, Well, Nick eleven's probably already texting you.
Oh, my Calvin text me my club, and we're not even snap friends.
He's put his Snapchat in here 1000 times.
Have you Really? Yes.
It's his famous his twitter handle.
I don't have four brain cells.
I could have I knew the answer.
So Mark at chicken Chicken? Yeah, E want that ticket beeped out.
Bugsy, We always say Bugsy only calls a Mc****in, which is beautiful.
Jack, you look so uncomfortable.
Well, I was like, Oh, ****.
Like this can't be going on stream.
You must not happy.
Yeah, I don't want to get canceled.
It wasn't, like, not happy.
It was just like it was.
I imagine a lot how the any hat incident went out.
It was like, this can't be happening right now.
This isn't really this is not actually I I actually think this is where Spock's box.
He went a weird to delete with your streets.
Uh, McLovin looked very scared.
I will say, Yeah.
There is literally a giant rocket on your track board.
I've asked you about what I think before.
Yeah, me, McLovin were both in the same boat like, Oh, this can't be happening.
I mean, don't get us wrong.
Like we wouldn't be complaining from that standpoint, but we're just can't the listen.
You are a podcast with a regular female attendee.
You're not gonna get canceled.
Well, we're a website.
You know what I'm saying? Yep.
Mark, Mark sums up.
Well, what's it I I don't even know either way.
Like I think that was still the living room.
I think they just moved it over.
But like, it's not like there was nudity.
It could have been far worse.
War worse, Uh, true.
But up here come the Vegas Nights shot of that.
Who's Jarrett? How do you You've never been in this weight.
Jarrett's the one that I told you have a resting ***** fees.
I don't understand.
I do not think that I had one.
That's just Jarrett.
Is that his version of a fist bump? Jared is just Jared.
Like a different species.
He's not quite human. He's Jared.
Kind of reminds me of college.
You Come on, Jack.
You were an animal.
Yeah, well, who else did you think of Reagan's? No.
Riggins was respectful, though.
Riggins was just a sa***e in his own domain.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody fell off his bed freshman year, broke his face.
I drove him to the hospital, so yeah, How wild was college? Jack? Um, you know, Bugsy, I don't think anything has prepared me. Disclaimer.
I am not pregnant, but I don't think anything has prepared me for motherhood like college Jack.
Look at him over there.
Jack was what is true? Jack, you are wild.
How many days do you think you were? So we're freshman freshman year.
That's not fair software here.
Sop****re year I was.
So we're probably 3.
5 days of the week.
On a casual Tuesday night.
Okay. No, no, no.
There's no such thing as casual Tuesday nights at Alabama.
That's the thing.
The problem with Alabama.
And when I say problem, it's impressive that I graduated in four years because the problem is, is if you want to rage Monday through Sunday, you can in freshman year.
Jack, you're Jack.
Dead on a casual Tuesday night, Jack will be breaking tables, or he and I Oh, my God.
You see it so mad at you we would be a bar called the Gray Lady.
And Jack would be like, let's walk back jackets like 2.5 miles.
You don't care how long this when you're and go here.
Yeah, I can walk like 60 miles.
Didn't freshman Jack go to class? Kind of. Yeah.
No, I actually did go to class.
So how the hell Hey did it.
Yeah, I know I did.
I went to all my classes. Almost.
Yeah, I almost never missed.
Oh, no, I always went.
I just wasn't always really there.
Figured I just join and say hello before the storm hits over here for the storm heads.
How do you feel about your stars, Bugsy? Yeah, Uh, it's stressful, considering the fact that it's, you know, zeros.
Uh, because at literally any moment, but yeah, yeah, I feel like one goal is gonna win this game.
I think there's gonna be a one.
Nothing game really good on, I swear did.
Oh, come on. Come on.
They were trying to get in touch down that moment when you're watching four different sporting events at one time a gambling game, that's what it is.
Let's go already.
Yeah, that's what it is.
So you're right.
What? We're looking at it all.
Kerry has four shifts this period.
Now, what time are you at On your stream? 3.
I'm 36 Son of a B. I ATCH.
Where you four Earth? Yeah, even.
Yeah, but yeah, that's not Yeah.
Yeah, We're thriving over here.
How is the Thursday? You know, e Just calling here.
No, I'm saying I gotta work at six.
Don't take advice from an kosher bugs.
You take it from Nate.
Take it from who? Nate, man.
Whose is buddy? That wins, like, seven grand a night playing on sports.
Dude, I was telling hockey for, like, good two weeks, and then I got ****y, played a lot on Colorado and lost my mojo.
ECA, tarps, Offshore Z That guy sounds like shores e from, uh, who does Mitch.
That's ****ing hilarious.
Hey, I I said to take that bet, and I would have won $10 mark.
Some of us just have less money to gamble.
Yet you would have won 10.
He was five 100.
Any money to gamble? You know what? You could do it.
We're gonna do 17.
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You get 40 throw down 40 you get 80.
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You can't do math.
You get a lot of free money.
Alright? $3000 W deposit my bookie 30000.
80 harps off season for everyone watching e.
We'll take it. That's five. That's 50 breakaway.
Who opened with the big safe? Marcus, your comment e didn't hear what you just said.
I don't want to know what you just said.
I'm gonna wait for it to happen on my side.
Let me know if it's coming up soon.
E were at a replay right now.
Well, that can't be good.
Ooh could save Dobie Yelp.
Khudobin came up with it.
You and Dallas with based off you go get it.
Uh, if Dallas has a good chance, we're just gonna yell mute Bugsy before it.
You're gonna yell mute.
I'm gonna be like mute Bugsy Mute.
uh, I'll stay till the end of the period.
I think we might be going Nothing.
Nothing into the second.
But there's still home and it left.
Dude, there's a chance this game could be zeros going into overtime.
I actually wouldn't mind over time in this Syria in the game.
That game is fun.
I actually like, now that I have, like, now that I've got on the fact that this is going to be a boring Siri's the matchups, There's so much more fun to watch.
Bugsy? No, We have a goal for the Dallas Stars.
Tox it on the breakaway with 16.
7 minute when Vegas has the puck.
This can't be good.
Vegas, you Well, I heard breakaway.
I'm still, like 32.
Uh, What's gonna happen? Okay, I think this is like being a kid on Christmas.
We know Oleksiak on the Yeah, You? Yeah, No ****.
He's the last guy I would expect to score on a breakaway.
Jack, look at those silky myths who that one just trickled in ill that I yelled mute.
I I had a feeling I yelled mute right when he crossed the blue. Lied.
Then I got to call the goal and then you come back and don't you dare.
You think that like, don't you scare me like that one? Nothing, Dallas.
After two, Jamie Oleksiak Wow.
And all smiles from the Vegas Golden Knights for whatever.
That's not McNabb, I think 20 threes.
All right, Jeff.
Yeah, All right.
So it's gonna be quite the third period.
But Jamie Oleksiak Jamie Oliech was It was a paths was paths.
It was not path, was it? Oh, I skin.
Whenever he says like who got it? I said it was bad, Z o.
I haven't I haven't We haven't had a wasn't pads it all recently.
I know that's what is expected.
Like it wasn't passed.
I think it was. I think it was co moto High skin.
And I love you too, Mark.
Earlier I was like, That was a great players.
Like I wish I had bugs a year whose number four and then Tiff looks up and she's like It's high school, and I was like, Oh, never mind.
That's just that's just like a normal play.
Yeah, like, not great.
A scoring chance.
He's ****ing insane.
And whether they came from the red Line to stop march yourself on a chance, it was like, actually ridiculous.
It's so effortless.
He's a beautiful.
He's just a beauty.
I was gonna name parts of his game that are beautiful, but no, the whole games there.
He's just a beauty.
It's like expecting 21 21.
He turned 21 in July.
How much did you get paid on? A new deal would get me.
Oh, he's gonna get eight.
Minimum problem Minimum.
I agree. Minimum.
So I don't know if they're gonna want to try to lock him up long term.
If they're gonna try to do a bridge deal with him.
Yeah, but either get on a bridge deal.
What's the point? Well, I mean, you gotta think he's in line for, like, his agent's gonna want a bridge deal, your tithe.
He's someone you want to stay, Keep with the franchise forever.
like he's this good.
And he's just turned 21.
, yeah, he's ridiculous.
But think about it.
You know, if best case scenario stars move on to the finals, Win or lose, they still think high skin gets the conscious mind here.
He was able to get open a lot when it was in the conference finals.
Win or lose it, win or lose in the finals.
Oh, in the finals.
Okay, there's a chance.
Especially if he still leads the whole playoffs and points.
It depends if you guys play Tampa and Brandon.
Point continues what he's been doing either way.
But can you think about when in the consequences a 21 year old abbey? Ridiculous.
That's like some NHL 20 ****.
Yeah, that's like my player.
Yeah, I'm Rookie Moon.
So I did win the Con Smyth with Brian Fitzgerald for the Bruins on Jumped 20 and superstar mode.
But that was a lot.
Coming from Jack.
No, it was It was Of course, it just shows how, like bad I am at age 20 while still being good.
Yeah, you're Yeah.
I need some more passing yards.
You know what? I'm gonna wait to church Mc****in real quick.
Mark, this is a video game.
Let Mc****in in.
Jack, I You know, as I saw it, Okay.
Why did you take my spot? You know, like the scoreboard.
You took my spot.
Yes, they go up.
And what do you think of the donate panic? Oh, I would just **** myself as soon as I joined.
And I was like, I came here dressed for that e Just realized that e o that you could do it on your own profile to e your bird.
Can you take the hat off? Okay.
Where is this long? Oh, my God.
He looks just like Bob.
Tell me, how old are you? 20.
You have a fake. That's from Hawaii.
Please tell me that we're gonna get I really want to get him an I. D.
That says my club with his face on.
You could do that on eBay.
You could do that on a lot of markets.
I might have be having one Dillard in, like, three weeks.
It's not even like a really know it.
I'm not done a real one way getting, um Are we getting make love in 69 on your Seattle jersey? Yeah.
I gotta find someone who could do that around here.
I got my normal one, and I got I gotta make love and one that will be there soon.
Whoever that if anybody knows any good graphic designers, you can stitch that on the back.
E actually, do you know a really good gravity? Why my Seattle fan? I'm only Seattle fan because their their new and I like their logo.
So I bought the head.
Mark hooked me up with the great graphic designer.
Really were from Pittsburgh.
Yeah, Chelsea, You're basically from Poland.
Say something in polish.
I could say one phrase in Swedish Onley because my grandmother knows that Tous family speaks Polish.
Motive is like fluent, fluent, bullish.
Spanglish Just say Bugsy is my favorite, and then we'll just roll with it.
Um I heard you say that I love What was it just tell you that I love you a lot.
That works for me to e could do favorite a lot more.
Grandma, She's not saying it because it's not true.
But the quantum ship backfired.
So, yes, that's my marriage.
You're my favorite.
Nuclear Bonser I got I got to say, though that was a filthy goal.
Yes, it waas coming to the party 10 years later.
Anyway, I was doing work.
Make it work, McLovin.
What's he worth in NHL 20 TV? What's Jack? Ah, first rounder in char.
Jamie Oleksiak in the first four Char Uh oh, yeah, Yeah! Ciara is apparently worth Jamie Oleksiak in the first.
Even better e had it on superstar, but I still can't believe that went through three games broken.
I once got Alex Ovechkin for 1/4 rounder.
And what mode was that for? Star E? Don't play anything else.
And how old was he? Hey, was Let's hear.
It was in NHL 18.
It was four years after that.
Oh, Jesus! That's still broken.
This was at the beginning of an H.
This is year one.
I tried to charge the draft for All right, but what have I missed? Because when you know, when I was actually on the business part of it, I had to mute you guys.
So when I came back was when I actually was.
Oh, I don't think so.
What? You were doing the Do you have a year? Mancuso called.
I had that earlier, but this is something completely different.
Okay? Have something to do with what he told me earlier.
Oh, there you go.
You will all find out tomorrow.
Stay tuned on all our social media platforms and you'll know we're talking about way.
Have to find out.
We have to find out.
What? Being bugs you have to find out via social media.
We don't get old before.
Yes, because this is not This is just a general thing that is ready to the public.
E, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you later.
Okay? Because I'm confused is all ****.
Why don't want to get Thio 33 Just it's between.
And look, how hard is it to understand? Go on our profile and be ready tomorrow.
Like what Time, dude, I gotta work after nine o'clock in the morning.
So at 901 you know, I'm not gonna be awake.
Then whose fault is that? That is your fault.
If you really want to know what's happening, I'll tell Tiff separately because she deserves it.
No, I'm kidding, guys.
I'll tell you all. Not here, though.
Yeah, obviously not on here.
Throw us in a group chat home.
So, Bugsy, we were We were right about that corn hair.
I'm hiring corn.
Get one game first hit on.
And no hearing or anything for the Boudreau.
Uh, that's way less interesting than I was expecting a question.
How long have I started growing a mullet? Back in March.
You started that in March? Yeah, it goes fast.
Let me see if I could find from when I originally got it cut.
I cut my mart with the Corona moment.
Yeah, I like it.
So this is what it waas when I first got it cut March 21st.
Okay, so it's not, like, super short, but it's not Mullis.
Yeah, but like back then it kind of just stay down.
Now I'm starting to get the curls in the bathroom.
Girls, It's my favorite part.
See, now you all probably wouldn't have known this, but about three years ago I was I accidentally got my head shaved.
What a day before the problem.
How did you get your head accidentally shaved? They ****ing are.
My mother ****ed up the air cuts e she used.
So I said I said, Look, I just wanted it like, a little bit like down.
Just like like, because it was a mess back e know that it's too late.
But you never get your haircut before something e No, I realized, Yeah, but here's the thing with any haircut.
You you're right. Down.
E was getting get styled for that day on.
She This is what she did.
She was I was like, all right.
Also, I told her so.
Now what's the number one rule about the haircut? Never start down the middle.
My junior prom date pondering the I the day before I prom.
And I said, I hope it has.
I hope I have a black eye for the pictures. Wait.
Why did she punch you in the eye? We already said it's not It's not good Jacked us.
Um, remember, too that baseball stream and the street After I said it, I have to go back and we'll get that.
No, I already got criticized or singing out loud the first time.
Eso But here's what happened.
Okay, so what's number one rule about haircuts? You don't go right down the middle to start.
I would like to see a photo.
I have many photos of that day S O s.
Oh, so this is what happened.
I'm sitting on the bar stool and she was like, All right, here we go.
And she goes it and all yours.
Oh, I'm like, What do you mean? Oh, she's like, I have it on the shortest setting.
I'm like, you're joking, right? So I got up, I looked.
It was like eat like e What? You freak out? Well, at first I was just like, Alright, I've had this kind of hair like years ago.
Not it's not by choice, but I had it.
So I'm like, fine, whatever.
It wasn't bad until I got to the prom.
And when we walked his arts was at Gillette Stadium with the Patriots play and I walked.
We walked in and they had a line of teachers and you shook all their hands.
I went down the line.
Yeah, and I went down and I e shook all the eggs.
And I got to my math teacher that year and she goes, Oh, you got a haircut? I'm like, Yeah, it's a little shorter than what we wanted.
She's like, it looks good.
It looks she had to look away from me like, looks good.
And I'm like, Okay.
And then make matters worse, I walked in and I walked in, tow her before then what? You showed stuff as my prom date, and you got your hair cut yesterday, and I had no idea about your hair.
Well, you know, it was just a okay, So I would need need some sort of.
So a public of the party ruble, rubble, rubble.
What? They carry a ****ing uh So I walked in tow.
I walked into band class that Monday, and our our band director was he's really bald, kind of like, kind of really bald, So I walk in.
He was like, Hey, we're twins! And I was like, I'm going home like I was so ****ing mad.
That's a I want a photo.
I want a photos so bad, I need Jack's reaction first.
What, You put it on the screen and watch his face because I don't need everybody else to see it.
Where is this Said photo? Yeah, Jack Yelp.
Just just focus on the focus on the dog.
Yeah, well, now you gotta send it to me. Oh, good.
Focus on the what? Focus on the dog Mc****in.
Now you gotta send it to Mai.
Send it to everybody.
You're a ****ing matrix.
Can you e 01 of the ****ing e yester Anderson exploring Mr Henderson, He's there you go make my, uh, shut up.
Sending it nickel heaven.
Those sunglasses were not the move.
Just put more focus on the head.
Look at that head.
Shout out to Mom McLovin, who has never cut my hair since.
Go on a real barber now.
And you know what? Todo This is what he looks like.
It didn't help with the fact that That was just the beginning. Beginning of summer.
And I was pale as a ****ing ghost.
Bugsy, that your picture? Listen, the next year, though, I redeemed myself.
I had a full head of hair for that one.
What? The next year, Jack, what you're doing? I said, that's an accurate picture.
Boxing, That's what You really what they were like? Yeah, Hold on.
Let me find a senior prom.
Because I was actually I had hair for that one.
Who's handsome? I was.
I was I was trying.
Where the **** is it? All right.
The crowd started trickling.