ladies and gentlemen, my interest you to my brand new friend Virtual Michael.
This is gonna be fun.
Yeah, I'm already loving way todo you Can't she not pointing a strain? I How about she? I don't care how good you think it looks.
It looks so bad.
I think it's the It's the picture.
It's the picture that you chose.
That is so I e You like talking? You look like you're disgusted with something in this face.
A video of Michael. That's worse.
Um, just just Yeah, I take my take my wording for a take over this one now.
All right? What game? Lakers, Let's talk about the Blazers.
It's game for your Monday Night B A playoffs.
You're excited Here in the Advent help arena against me.
Helga and ESPN Wide World Sports Campus.
Portland's last trances.
Tonight's Yes, that's Josh says if they lose to go down.
So we want to think when that's gonna be huge with trucks.
Barclays up Chuck Barkley.
What did you call him? Chuck Barkley.
Yeah, but you don't call him Chuck Barkley.
You can calm Charles Barkley.
You can call him Chuck Barkley.
This sounds bag.
What? We's sleep.
Not looking so good right now, I gotta say, Well, considering that they already lost two games.
Yeah, Air on TV A for fat, which I learned today while I was preparing for the blazers have fled to the last to allow syriza question 11 I'm gonna tell you those two Siri's tell me if they sound going and there's a particular clarity play.
A particularly big rule.
Damian Lillard's to buzzer beaters.
I know I've seen this.
That e rap. I like it.
Bubble wrap can keep it.
Yeah, that was 2013 Rockets thunder.
And then last year, 34 questions trying 34 way less.
Felt like you had way less.
Yeah, that's why spreading here. We want a call for that.
Are you sure he's averaging 34? He put up and put up 34.
That is no sorry.
Yes, Yes. No, no.
30 AM looking at right now.
We're gonna win the Blazers.
Had I said tonight's players last chance.
But in my opinion, the blazers last chance really was Game three.
I don't feel like they had a chance.
They could afford falling down 2 to 1.
I think they're done.
I think they're losing in six, maybe even five.
And I think tonight's gonna be a big time Later is when we're gonna see exactly why the Blazers are not as good.
Charles Marco likes to say, and it's one big word.
Why rebounding? They can't do it.
They're one of the worst rebounding playoff teams I've ever seen.
These guys just can't rebound, and I don't care any points.
You score when you you're gonna miss shots and when they miss shots, they can't get their rebounds, get second chance shots.
When you have a guy like 80 it just isn't gonna work.
It just doesn't work, right? Of course, Anthony Davis can it for years.
You know, it's uh, e.
And you, even though I am on the call, I'm supposed toe tell you guys get run T.
Anyway, um, I know I'm supposed be here and just, like, say, and keep the viewers engaged about how about how good of a game is gonna be in on that? I'll be 100 of you I think this is going to blow out.
I'm the Lakers were gonna come and put it.
I know is the color guy.
I'm not supposed to say that, but that's what I think.
I think we're headed for a blowout tonight.
By the way Today? Yes.
Another reason why? I think the Lakers were gonna blow out balm out tonight.
Lakers were gonna kill you.
Yeah, I understand that, but I just don't think they're good enough.
I don't think it matters.
I don't think it matters.
Yeah, well, they're doing that to rush in the playoffs, I believe.
I believe the rest of the playoffs gets in the next room.
I think we're headed for block tonight, though.
I really dio We'll see what happens, though.
Okay? Your work today, Mama, That's a holiday.
And they had it, right? Yeah, they didn't.
But I'll be I think Rockets. Thunder.
They look really cool.
I really, really like Theo.
Only thing is, though, it looks weird seeing the Lakers in black jerseys, but And we're talking about how cool jerseys look.
They just don't look like Lakers jerseys.
You know that's the only complaint.
So here's what happened.
Michael's WiFi sucks.
So what we're doing is Michael's coming with live via Josh's iPhone.
And we have a picture of Michael mid sentence that we have put up as Michael's picture.
So his screens, the frozen that was that was done intentionally, you know? Do you know what a halftime we'll switch it.
We'll see. We'll see. What's better? Yes.
Danny Green Starting again.
Portland's got a chance, but her ago Seriously, Danny Green is needs to be east there. That should.
Now, um, Danny Green is starting.
Yeah, tell me when they tip it.
LeBron James, continue responsible approach to get off this rock.
Okay, look, he's got back overall, James James.
Or they seize that Kabul.
So they screened off right shot readout, lives upside and go to the and in our kitchen.
Says to destroying internet mellows.
Tuner kitsch markets to Dame Zeira.
Right? Okay, a little.
Have you been happen? Much video screen shot for shot won't go jays, uh, in this game three wide open three.
Is that like a volleyball spike right there? Yeah.
Lakers restart at four.
Second shot clock you now.
Is that six? Shane Davis.
That goes one game.
And Davis, Michael, have a question for you as a Lakers thing.
Why is Danny Green still started? Danny Green.
So? So I don't know.
I rather have useful.
I mean, why? Honestly, why isn't even getting real minutes little on starting? Here's what I would say.
You know what minutes, Anderson.
There's my certain but brought that point guard.
I have call of a shooting guard who's my small forward.
18 hour roller. McKeown.
I mean, that seems fairly obvious to me, but yet the Lakers haven't done it.
What? Melo three won't go without James.
All that in for the Lakers game.
States outside call about why only three.
Yes, buy nothing.
Yeah, well, let's say just wide open corner Lakers offense to starting off very strong in this one, and I'm expecting more of the same.
I mean, I said rebounding of that reason, but you know what it is.
It's just defense as a whole.
The Blazers cannot defend And so the reason here is LeBron on the brakes lay up, is gonna knock.
Oh, will be found, but, um, offensive rebounds when I'm talking about the offensive rebounds and defense place, That's what I'm look at, my two things.
The Blazers need to get better at those two things.
Well, they have no chance of winning any serious any team, let alone a team like the Lakers that are as good as they are.
No, no, they couldn't do that.
And that's what I said.
And I said, Offensive rebounding.
When I say defense, I don't mean blocking shot.
I'm talking about staying in front of your staying in front of your guy and not letting wide open shots.
If the shots wide open, you're not going to block it, are you? When they're in position, they do a great job of blocking the shot.
But they're wide open so often where? Who cares? You know that's the issue with Portland.
They don't have a good just me.
Dame is a dame McCollum.
Those guys are great scores, and they're not great.
And then Whitesides, obviously you may be the best.
Trump may be the best shop walking entire league.
He can't stay in from this guy.
He's not quick enough.
Enough. Fastness doesn't do that.
I think that's why I think a desire.
I will have a night tonight, you know, because 80 is just way more athletic, way more so I just I don't see it.
So you just killed him.
The kids of Lehi seeking a call.
Well, I mean, he is.
He was a kid from Lee.
I mean, it's true, but now I never heard him.
Why? It's not a very good nickname.
First of all, home.
What? You just call it? Wait, we're kid.
From where? Akron.
Michael is Akron Michael area go else? That's not really his nickname.
His nicknames King James.
Okay, I know what they call us. The councilman.
Akron Lee Hyo Action.
I don't have the city or not.
He went to Lehigh Universe Action? I don't know.
From city or not.
Um, shop Portland called Time out. There you go.
They don't need They don't even need the spirit of mama.
Being here is just There's one team.
It's way better than the other team.
Portland has been overrated for a while.
That's I've been having joined us up.
It was not very good.
Okay, I want to have a couple things here.
All right, let's talk about the interesting Siris in the Western Conference.
Mavs is gonna be.
There are two game fives that I'm incredibly excited for.
There are two Siri's.
I think I've not been said.
I think every other serious in the Western Conference been decided.
I mean that in the n b A.
Every single seriously, anything but decided or is over there separate division cultures on it? They're only to Siri's left, but I think interesting.
And they are Rockets, thunder and, um, Clippers maps.
I think every other series in the first round, either over or actually over, honestly.
So let's talk about Clippers man's and we caught about Luca.
But let's talk about the Siri's because that's what I want to know now, when you have I potentially historic shot that fell last night by Luca Don Church.
The question now is obviously that is a great great lady.
Get mo mentum by Let's say that the Clippers win Game five.
Do the maps of any chance? I say No, I say the Mavs have to win Game five because now you got all the momentum.
You win Game five.
You'll be just fine.
But you gotta win Game five.
You e sort of his commercial so much.
It's interesting, though.
Um, anyway, I say the mascot when getting five, though, because you got momentum.
But if you don't win Game five, I don't think they would have a chance with Siri's.
Do you? Do you know if the Mavs lose Game five, they have no chance of winning. Siri's.
They have to win that game because they have all momentum.
They are the worst team.
Mo Mentum is the biggest thing that they could have on their side, and they got it.
They have to win Game five or ups. They really have no chance.
What do you think? Why did the man Why can How do the Mavs lose Game five and still win? Gave 67.
How does that happen? No, seriously, no, No. Didn't stop.
Give me an actual reason how they can win two in a row if they can't win Game five.
But I'm saying and that's why I'm saying I'm saying the only way the Mavs can win the series is if they win Game five.
If they don't win game fun. Exactly.
Well, actually, no.
I know that the Clippers need to I think the Clippers can fall down three to Well, you know, I don't think e So you think game fires? Basically Game seven.
You think Game five is basically going to Game seven Wintergreen groceries? Yeah, Okay, I disagree.
But, I mean, I think there's a lot of a lot there that agree with that.
I am not one of them, but yeah, there's a lot that I agree with that shame.
Um, Lakers played here throughout one Western Conference playoffs.
I mean, just under nine minutes left.
Let your in this first quarter.
I e I don't really know.
Well, I know I'm saying what and then you have rockets thunders e i e I way.
What we do know is this We don't know, show back in the second way, have no idea.
I mean, theoretically, now here's Michael years thing, though, okay? What? I told you this.
C won that game we were doing I remember what game? Well, I actually think it was Lakers Blazers, but, um, I told you, I say that win for O. K.
Had a mo mentum swinging feel to it, and that's what happened.
See Dennis Schroder hit that shot.
I think it's I think O k c.
And now Houston.
And the same thing is Dallas.
Except in a completely different way where Dallas must must start.
Houston must win Game five because they are.
If they don't win Game five, they're losing in six.
Michael, I don't care about this Game is games.
Are this game's dominant right now? The Lakers are killed.
Of course, this is our game.
I'm not saying we're gonna story.
It really made a size.
Is free throws under eight minutes 50? Nothing.
The Lakers 75 repealed.
Lasers over fine.
McCulloh face now is mentally shot.
They score points.
Party. Party status.
I mean, I'm down you right now.
Uh, here's a good night's play here.
by Nurkic on the break Like the mob guy running off the mop guy.
One of the clean off the, uh, the mop guy wanted to clean off the West, but and then go to the break.
And you just told that kind of mocked taking off I thought was the most exciting thing that's happening is our game.
Yeah, probably e stays.
E s the wonderful, magnificent, exciting and talented.
And isn't it? Is nice play there, Fadeaway house.
That's a Kobe shot.
Like there. That's I look like Kobe right there.
Anyway, um, Rockets Thunder, though.
Do you agree that if doubt, if the Thunder win Game five, they wouldn't.
Game six and emissaries.
Houston cannot lose Game five, though, Don, if they dio, they lose six.
Yeah, No, but have you not seen the weight of the thunder of one last two games? E, I'm not saying if if o k c wins game fun right now, it's a bigger room.
Okay, See the banner, Tina, think could say, you know, my regular season and that regular season combined as nervous factor the better regular season team.
So what? Who's to paddle Bronze path right there? So Who else would do that? Lebron's.
LeBron's in his own right now.
Yes, LeBron zone did.
Whether plays it out.
That won't go now.
It was from her trench junior.
Guess who just had a really good chance of an offensive rebound and missed it.
Yeah, as very better.
They have one mellows three.
Well, I was woody off Brit now.
I was a breaker.
I was a horrible shot, okay? Trying to muscle his way.
He shot won't go waste that, Michael.
They're toying with them right now.
They're not even taking him seriously.
He wants a foul will get one.
Davis Cross Court hears the rod dunking it in and the Laker swinging back on the rim.
Every single cylinder, they're up 22 to 6.
Terry stuffs keeps his second time out.
So, for Michael, I think they are.
This is embarrassing right now.
I mean, this is not This is not a blowout right now.
This is the varsity team against the JV team right now.
This is your seventh graders playing against the second graders.
This is embarrassing.
Right now, they're not losing 22 to 6.
They are playing like they're gonna be losing like this the entire game, and it's about to get even worse.
LeBron is going out with, like, ****.
This is just This is gonna get this. Could get ugly fast.
Right? Um, Caruso down.
They need something like that because this is gonna get ugly if they don't get more of that.
And I'm not from a shot.
I'm talking the way they got.
You get some kind of energy because they're playing with zero energy right now, right? I hope I want one is wonderful, actually.
Very, uh, fluid.
They're very elegantly explored a little before.
It is nice to those there, and he turned.
And he shouldn't keep making frequently specialty.
Well, not yesterday three.
This is a three.
Not a three. Michael.
Here comes the column.
Yourself outside kicks down and he almost lost Anthony Charge.
That's in the trunk charts that Davis like gold.
Yeah, Japanese people.
The whole team's been gold.
No, he's he's he had bumper.
I haven't seen anything by Portland so far.
That's impressed me. Nothing.
I mean, they even they have eight points.
Michael, we have we played eight minutes and they've scored four points.
Okay, what? They We played eight minutes.
They've scored eight points.
They scored one point per minute.
If you don't pay for 48 points, think about this there right now on pace for 48 points in this game.
Obviously, they're going to score more than that, probably.
But right now, I mean, that's that's That's a lot of that first half.
Yeah, for a okay, that's not even that good for a first of its an Okay first half? Yeah.
All right, by Anthony Davis, who in first half of last year, at six in the second act, went off. He had 23.
Data says says eight.
Make a nine, Um, here for 80.
He's three before from the fields.
He also got rebounds.
He's got a workout awards column muscles his way through the plant by plant it.
He's been doing it for the, uh, pleasures, but it's been only her.
Russo's got it over a base.
They used Chemical 14 on the shot clock.
Really, it just makes a move.
Free chin, your family, your call me, There's a blanket.
CJ anymore in the refs, huh? Help to win this one.
You with Willard? Foundling like force.
What? No, but that was a region fell.
I mean, that's not it.
That wasn't a 50 50 call.
That's only for, like, 50 50 calls that aren't really obvious.
That was an obvious fell.
All right, let's let's talk about let's talk about Rockets Thunder here again.
Um, do you think that Houston so for you? Tell me, though, with Houston.
Refused accuses. Better team. Okay.
See, as I don't think, uses better team, though Not in the playoffs.
That team was built to collapse in the playoffs.
I'm was honestly impressed.
They were put together two wins.
I was expecting them.
Well, no, I don't.
I'm saying that team together just can't win.
It just doesn't work in that experiment.
Is doesn't work.
You need somebody to read down of Riel team is gonna kill you.
Eventually get the Lakers are gonna get killed.
And it's just that I should I expect now, um, I'm excited to see, though, um, Josh, can you want I'm gonna have a production around the end of the first medium around the the 1st 1st, have you mean Rob's? Okay? You can't get me for this game.
Just got it Sucks immediately.
I Yeah, I mess with you.
He's just mad because the game sucks.
Um, yeah, a lot of people said that.
Anyway, it's time now for me to explain to you guys exactly what is going on here. Cut.
So we do have frozen Michael, and, you know, I'm sorry.
I can't look at it anymore.
I can't I can't look at It's horrible now that this is much better.
But anyway, um, you said that I am really sensitive, though.
What the Lakers doing around too? Well, whether it be against.
Okay, So you're Houston and then we'll see if l A can finish off Dallas.
I mean, I've expected that, but you got to do it.
Got to get that that Game five.
If the Clippers could win game five, I think they got it locked up.
I think that we find but Dallas, if they win Game five, that's going seven.
If Houston wins, gave five is going seven.
Yeah, Any web Miami officially swept in the and I am glad you sweep it all.
By the way, I did not think the way that would happen.
I mean, I'm not spread them out in the winter, but they swept him, so that was a surprise.
I was I did not see that coming along, especially by game one point out.
This game has not been very fun.
Back's been very born, but yeah, um, the NFL season is 17 days away and I talked about that today with San Federman Power.
Are you going to go check that out? Um all right, now what? I'm gonna go to commercial break. We'll be back.
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Michael will be back soon.
Uh, with 3 51 month supply in the first quarter, the blood was actually a little closer.
It's 27 to 10 now.
Um, here's Alex Caruso as the ball in for the Lakers.
I'm expecting to get a lot of minutes tonight. Here's Caruso.
Back out. Kuma for three.
He got it to go.
I said it was gonna get ugly quickly.
I didn't think it get ugly this fast.
Here is Lillard, guarded by Caruso Lillard dots and markets.
Great pass there.
Here's nor kitsch.
Tough finished. Got it to go. Use of Turkish has been very good.
He has 10 of Portland's 12 points in this one.
Ah, use of dark itch.
Probably only bright spot for Portland so far.
The Lakers will retain possession.
10 points for wrong light.
Otherwise it's that, like, try that one.
No, I meant over down there.
Anyway, it is 32 12 so far, 3 17 after playing corn over one year's Caruso it and bam And we dio here is Davis the neighbor Whiteside out to Caruso.
Here's Mark IV Morris for three.
No good comes Lillard Three minutes of play in this first quarter, Lillard got filed there on the region Anywhere coming up soon will be, um Oh, boy.
Grandell pit tourney Achilles.
Oh, God! And I saw it happened, but it was like a card over the ads official The tourney Achilles for Grant help, But wow, that sucks for him.
That's a big loss for them anyway.
Here is Lillard driving shot clock it to nurture guys on art market.
So you got that todo 32 14.
Now your score here is Anthony Davis.
It's been just Yeah, here's a d He's got 12 so far This when you have Lillard driving in a littler lay up No rebound Caruso Caruso coming in now and get it back a d fouled Mario Hezonja just found them pretty much to avoid absolute embarrassment.
Um, but hey, we do have some very good news out of the N b A. Today breath.
Brown was fired.
The's Philadelphia 76 years addition by subtraction today he's a horrible head coach That should have been done a long time ago and, well, congratulations, 70 Sixers fan, that's all.
Yes, it's really all I got to say.
Congratulations, Sixers fans.
Um I heard his actually really great guy and I am not saying that he is not.
I've heard very good things, and I've very well respected guy in the n b A.
And I will give him that, but isn't.
And as an MBA head coach, well, he isn't one and he shouldn't be one and he's fired.
And that should have been done.
And 76 response should be thrown by that news.
82nd free throw will drop.
It is 34 14 so far.
And well, I thought would be a blow out.
I think it be this from a start, though.
What side driving and 80 draws another foul there.
An offensive foul.
Um, tomorrow we have Game five between the Nuggets and Jazz.
And then we had at 6 30 minute nine.
We have the big one, Game five against the Clippers and Mavs, which is gonna be really fun.
And they were to get a challenge here by Terry Stance.
Yeah, we will bring a challenge here.
See if there's no offensive found so far.
LeBron's got six k.
Danny Green's got Forge.
Avails got to Cozma's.
Got three, then for Portland.
Use of Dark ages 10.
McCollum of to budget.
That's not a flagrant until they're looking at sea with a flagrant.
And that's absolutely not Jack an 80 Arcia.
How he is everyone care.
Still, um, these Lakers jerseys, though, are actually really cool.
I mean, I just don't like Lakers jerseys that are black, but I mean this This looks sick.
So I know what's taking her.
So home is a flagrant.
Eighties free throw.
I am is just brutal.
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This thing's this game's over already.
Now there's no comeback.
The game's over.
So by Elgin Baylor I think he played Baron.
The pleasures have played so far right now.
Oh, Lillard Three down.
That's their first three of the game.
Yeah, I came from all the way down, General.
Well, it's 42 17.
Michael, this is gonna be a blood bath.
But I'm not gonna win by 30? I don't know.
I e no, There have been annoying me. They're overrated.
I hate people are telling me that like the people who try and tell me Lillard's final and Steph really normal.
There are people who think that noise may some kind of done with Portland.
I have a voicemail.
Yes, for May I eat quarrels of the POTUS.
They saw him taking it Turned out since I left a liquor store have you pull it going? A little bit of Iran waterfront Bold.
He just want to call a time out.
Yeah, it's called him up.
So you call your Yeah, eighties on fire, though.
Now, that is very presence in.
How bad is the blessed airplane? Green is brutal.
This is gonna be painful to watch Michael on it.
He'll be sitting there until halftime.
I kind of hope it's not that the Lakers are playing really well.
It's that the blazers air playing so badly.
I mean, they're just playing bad basketball.
I mean, that's really what it is.
Most points scored.
When I know Clay Constant? No, by a team.
Both state warriors don't get son years.
If he anyone, That's the robbery.
Yeah, well, I feel that was recently.
No, it was 2019 looking at right now.
2019 That scored 51? Oh, yes.
To on January 15th, 2019 against Denver.
What about in a playoff game? What? See, team postseason points.
Uh, most points in one quarter.
That is by the Cavs in 2017.
Oh, actually, it was in a game four of the N B A Finals Game four of the 2017 MBA Finals.
Yeah, Theo, on Leah.
The only game the Warriors won that series.
And they scored more points in the first quarter that anything was ever scored in one course in a playoff game.
Let's see what the biggest Aw, good for him.
Michael, the case is over.
Yes, it absolutely is.
Doesn't count how many points? The pleasure.
Oh, right now. That's one half. Never mind.
Yeah, basic or 25.
In 2000, the sun's put up 23 1 half against the Lakers in Game five.
They put up 23 points in one half.
Was it this? Wow, Hold on Michael In 2016 the Celtics and Hawks, We go back to gain two of What is this? This is Game two of round one in 2016.
The Boston Celtics put up seven points in one quarter ones.
The whole quarterly bottom seven points. By the way.
Grant dealt that 20 Achilles.
He's out for the year.
You didn't like him? We got him a bus.
Now you call him a bust and I remember agreeing with you.
So yes, you just said you think he's a bust.
So yes, you dio e i e Never you just say no.
We know Michael, I need to read of replay button because you just said I think he will be a bust.
But I don't think he's a bust.
That's what word for word, your e, I think career.
So, yes, You think he's going to bust? I thank you to me, boss, for nothing.
You're making no sense.
Just say you think you could be a bust.
I think you boomer balls, but I think he's gonna bust.
So you don't think he's gonna be very good? I course not my goal.
Of course, he's a first round, second round pick in the NFL.
I said about James regard you because you're afraid to say that.
Bet that's where this.
Yeah, But, you know, I think you're so afraid to say that you don't think players any good because I can't in the NFL compared to other NFL players.
Yes, I'm It's all relative, Michael.
It's all relative.
You look at it compared to other NFL players.
Compared to me, he's a legend compared to other NFL players.
He's not that good.
You're allowed to say that at one point in this game, the Lakers were running 24 ft. Yeah.
No, I just saw somewhere they're going for 81 of the first half That be adding pretty cool.
You just got purpose like doing this? No, of course not.
No, Michael, no.
That is the most use.
Are you kidding or not? You're making a joke.
Yeah, You're serious that you think that you're asking like that's a serious question.
What? That you think that you asked me that you think of the MBA ordered this I got.
That's a serious question.
Yes, Michael, The MBA is not rigged.
Thea NBA is not rigged, Michael, That would be the most stupid thing.
That's the most stupid thing I've ever.
Are you serious? That's Ah, former host of our show level of stupidity right there.
I mean, that's not even close to good.
LeBron and ice chase down block.
Who's in over three? Got it.
I shot there my coups.
That that wasn't saying.
Are you serious? You actually think that Michael Blue? You actually think that though I You're your China You're trying to go in because you realize that made no sense.
I really I You're exert between the Lakers and the Blazers.
That was the first home being the first Laker.
What's your point? What's your point? Ok.
Oh, you're just saying that I was the Yeah.
Here she I never Michael no, not even know Michael.
That would be offensive to Kobe.
Let be offensive to fake a playoff game to honor the most competitive player and MBIA and one of the most of the players in history of sports you're right on this kind of planetary sports is to fake a playoff game.
Do you hear the floor logic? Thank you.
Do you honestly think that, though? Okay, that is hilarious.
I e i e I don't think it's I think it's more possible that you could be an NBA player in that.
Well, since I think it's possible, that means you think that it's my but my biologic.
It's possible I could be that it.
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He Michael, you are aware that Kobe Bryant is the all time leader in missed shots, right? Yeah, he is by a wide margin, bythe, but, you know, it's like 2013.
Also last year, mislaid.
Something put in.
Westbrook is one of the worst one of the dumbest players from the shot selection in the MBA.
In terms of he has pride.
Basketball like you have any start in the NBA? You what to say? That takes just get worse.
Game five Clippers, man. Start already.
Can we just, like, start that? Maybe I'm wrong working away.
Try to tell you guys that Siris was over.
Should I tell you guys a Siris was over? I don't know her again.
Yeah, that's the point.
So the game got over for that reason.
So who do you think the S six year should hire also? Hold on. Wait.
Actually talked this year.
Do you? What are your thoughts on the bread brown Firing, right.
You don't what? He you have the right books with process you need the right coach of the entire process is just a losing part.
No, I didn't realize.
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No one saying that.
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And he is not an n b A caliber head coach.
And he should have been fired a long time ago.
And I think it's very, uh, it's the Well, the process was Sam Hinkie and Sam Hinkie fit.
Sam Hinkie did not get a chance.
Sam Hinkie drafted and beating Simmons.
And then he got fun.
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He's the one who was the genius Then they fired the genius, and they've been The team has just been the war spot s.
So the process failed because they didn't want the process finish process.
Will they get it? That's the problem.
Yeah, well, that's so to answer your question, Theo.
Exactly. The Sixers didn't.
And that is the issue is that they didn't trust the process that your thousands that read those.
I mean, there, gm, they're placed in what is very good.
Either he probably should be fired, too.
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Hey, go to college.
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I'm just saying I just I gladly.
You know I know it too.
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He went to Weber State. I know the answer.
I'm just telling you.
I said don't do colleges and then you go Danny alone.
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Give me a different question.
Different types of questions.
How many players on the Lakers on having players? The Lakers roster were not for us not, um and then this will lead into trivia.
But I have a couple extra tree.
There's not many I know that.
I mean, I know it's more than zero when I know there were no No, it is zero.
You know what? Wait oh, onto the Cuba.
But, um, who was I feel I know there is a team.
There's, like, one of those.
Um Okay, well, I'm thinking that one try.
I No wonder fact, I'm just double checking in my head.
Make sure another one, um I think it's only one.
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Have any other? Um, let's see.
Yeah, I think you are Portland International players, you know? I mean, you got his own.
Yeah, I know that time I had I don't know why.
He's the first guy I thought of before nor kitsch, but Uh huh, that's to, um, I know it's more than two more than you have.
Like another guy.
A guy who I like is like plays a lot, but shouldn't one in Gabriel that's him on. There's one more.
There's one more thing.
There's one more probably.
And I got no idea who it is.
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You have zero, then erratically on the active roster and they on the one who was the last guy to three.
It's Jalen a war.
I mean, all right.
How many players playing in this game? 1 to 2 schools, two schools.
Oh, I got no idea.
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You want to go on a beat out? But the world is for people.
So that you got to you already.
Which, uh what What? Your? When did you call? When I was a player, that was I wasn't after the options, though again.
I didn't ask for the options.
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I'm just stating a back.
I'm not I'm not blaming you.
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It's annoying. It's annoying Michael.
What? May Illinois right here.
Open getting boy.
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That's why I'm confused, Michael.
I was I'm not mad.
That's Bert. Me, Josh.
No, I was trying to make, but you're on the job. Experts.
The Reagans canceled fans you and just start the season.
They have sold us already.
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And, um, I'm gonna start saying like that.
So I was doing these, and I actually got a good part of it.
Right? So see, huh? Alright.
I want to use the light.
All right. Next one.
I only just make sure spread. That's wrong.
Next one, you get one gets for level.
All right? I need it's run for the Knicks and next one of the side of the operations last year.
Finishing? I don't know.
Well, that's not fair to talk about this upcoming year or the year after.
You just got to find a planet, Will you see a lot of God? Okay, uh, shop a cruiser, but I usually like I got Russell Westbrook.
All right, that's wrong.
No, I'm The second round is stuck on this champion in history.
That's easy level.
That's your final, you know.
Okay, um, Zach would be what exactly? I think the answer is this year's free, You see? All right, already who was missing N b a player? If they want a championship about 30 years old.
See Magic Johnson, Julius Erving and Bill Russell.
Who else? Hello.
What was the question? You know, what was the question? Players that want everything at 30 years old.
These are all of them all for Steve Nash, Magic shots and Julius Erving.
What more do? It's not LeBron, by the way.
I actually accomplished what? It's Karl Malone.
What? Why? I think it's Karl Malone.
I was between two options.
Carl was one of them.
But the one I have gone, which was the right one.
That's world paperwork.
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That doesn't sound right to may.
I does not sound right.
I'm fact checking that because that does not sound right to me.
It'll now I could be very well wrong, but I don't think I am.
So he won m v p when he won in 97 99.
Okay, so 73 83 93? Yep.
He did. He walks.
You won two MVPs over age 30.
So, whoever you got that from Rome? Oh, at the age of 30.
Uh, no, I Then I just misheard you.
Okay? I still wouldn't have guessed.
No, I'm on the surgery. That's my fault.
But I still wouldn't have got it right.
There's a guest. A player base of the childhood photos.
For all these reasons, we're doing that.
Um, all right, what team is missing? Teams that Roger on runners.
Which, by the way, once again I got this one.
We can't forget that.
Celtics, Kings, Bulls help! Celtics Booze.
Who says Out? Celtics schools, Kings talking Lakers, Celtics pools Yet I first half is over.
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Right? Grado Celtics, boules, kings, pelicans And who? Okay, okay, Let the maps it is.
I know it's right. Yeah.
All right. Halftime.
No, let's just go have time.
See this in second half.
If it gets close, would know it.
Maybe we'll ignore like this.
Now we're going to do that for the third quarter.
Why? Because this game sucks.
But remember, were you promised me.
Alright, fine. Okay.
By all right, Anderson is the halftime locker rooms.
First half mercifully in the books is a blood bath and basketball next network