So it's gonna be for a gain of about four.
All right, well, it looks like I got one.
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We're seeing here on commercial break, testing out the SportsCastr out.
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The half some company here watching the Seahawks and Vikings here square off on Monday Night football.
I got no action, All missus, uh, this evening, no.
And for good reason looks to be a pretty competitive contest.
Ah, but ah, all in all It's good news.
Chris Carson, scorer for found fancy playoffs.
Love to see that.
A thanks Seattle for going back in the game.
And I might have minor dose CT, but that's all good in my book.
Uh, get me a nice little Russian touchdown there.
So that's been wonderful.
So, yeah, we have quite the contest here.
Uh, Seattle, Minnesota on Impressed that Minnesota's given him a tougher matchup than I expected, but yeah, I just said I don't find the Kirk cousins, man.
You like that quote? That's an old timer who doesn't love that is to drop that at a party here.
You know, any kind of mediocre athletic achievement You like that classic you gotta love the guy gets paid a quadrillion dollars in a I mean, what can I say? I'm a Jaguar's fan, so I kind of wish I was the Vikings, but they don't want a super Well, that guy you're not gonna like that.
So that's all I got to say about that.
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Your cousin drops back.
Back towards those, the 15 was like his happy throw this one away.
Yeah, pretty predictable.
They're from cousins, but, um, how did Williams that I, Chris Carson, I study does not help him out, but I will revel in your pain.
So here we go. We got 1/3 and six.
Minnesota were really nice to get bowled before downfield here.
Um, century linked is absolutely rock in those those cheaters.
Those mother****ers built that stadium of just pure aluminum.
So, uh, you know those Seattle fans, they're not that loud, but they bring some artificial noise like none other.
Syria 3rd 6th album cookout Wide motion the slot drop Actor cousins agreeing five Only find Calvin is a outlet, and they're going to convert that third down outside the 40 pretty solid of Let's re pick up their biker cousins.
I also like formations endowment out little motion hands and brought in a picture out and, uh, not the best route, but, hey, you know it was over there.
So it's gonna work.
We have a defense guy classic.
He's got a then son.
So you're gonna buy formation with single wide receiver.
Tall sweep. Right.
And they're going to track down Madison.
You hide a lot of scrimmage.
You know, I was about to say, Dalvin cook.
Those guys look exactly like I love it, though.
That guy I'm a fantasy bench for Ah, hot minute.
It was really open.
I was gonna pay out, but, um Hey, I'm still still the playoffs coming for the ship.
That office, Lombardi.
Just feed Chris Carson, please.
So, uh, all right, 1st 20 So there's some kind of penalty there.
I'm gonna assume office holding.
So the cousins train will try to persevere.
We're talking about coordinators Constant that you don't want.
All right, so we got a shock information.
Three wide receivers out, right.
We got tight on the left and snap is the cousins checks town.
What do you know? Check down for five yards.
Love it, Linebacker.
Immediately on the back of the wide receiver.
But, hey, the Vikings.
It's not ***y, but it gets it done.
You know, you just gotta be an honest, dependable white guy has a good catchphrase and gone 100 billion Contract fully guaranteed.
You played yourself.
All right, so massive was in the backfield.
No one in the backfield.
Cousins, horror count drops back guts bled Saying another check down.
You love it Just five yards in time.
Okay, It's the sensible solution.
Getting in job enterprise, Rent a car. Okay.
You know someone's life.
It's just you gotta take the check down.
Have any of the stand Cryptocurrency that I read about that makes absolutely no ****ing sense? Send it on up, please.
We got a 11 formation, One on the back, one side.
And it says a football guy.
Knowledge for you on cousins will look to get your check down here, drops back and bring the rush.
Oh, what do you know? ****ing screen. Past.
Love it on brand ****, They could not convert, but I love it.
It's just like when you're playing Madden against someone is way better than you.
What you gonna do? You're taking the crow around all day and then when they really bring the house, then yeah, you're on that screen, pass, type and screen.
Hey, but now they have their planner in a position of the field.
When unders almost like the other night.
Gosh, being a planner is just That's just the world.
I just love it all right, Number two.
And he kicks it and he was really high.
And they're gonna feel that from a 12 yard line with a couple of juice and outs of 21.
Let's see if Russell Wilson cook cook up something better than to check downs a type and screen.
Yeah, Russell, I was like, half the offense of Line it up.
Her cousin's does, but somebody will see what I can do.
Any questions out there producing nations? 13 people.
The chap The first time you're a budding star, Possibly.
I don't know you be the TV, You be the judge.
Any questions out there? Why does my 12 told men I love it? We're in the CIA just Monday Night Football.
Find a way to make this interesting.
Well, it's Martine's are eliminated from playoff contention.
So look, I have a good time.
Maybe pick up some Madden tips from her cousin, Maybe.
And that is young.
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And it kind of cool.
I can throw in here shop.
Even one that Curtis.
All right, what kind of commercial we got here? So I see one more ****ing pellets on commercial.
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Like our members.
I'm gonna have to start public on company a rival company just to put them out of business.
This has gotta be Vegas, right? Just just showing, like what? Maybe 1/4 of a percent of people in Vegas gets actually do.
Oh, yeah. Just watching club.
No mine, no issues Getting in it all.
It's the hard rock respects, okay? And then we got crystals with their molded burger Patties.
A good deal crystal in this.
Not delicious, but I love the pun man.
These two teams just can't aside.
They're just absolutely rods or not like thes two teams together would have a sick team.
I don't understand why the Vikings defense hasn't just emerged, but I think it's the same story.
Is the Jaguars defense and that's just it's so hard to have a defense lip for more than one season.
And while you need talent, a lot of it is just good vibes amongst the Rose.
All right, So Chris Carson oversaw Penny.
Connie is such an interesting new It's one of those things.
When when were shot, Penny got drafted.
I just thought to myself, Like, Who are in charge of NFL teams? Sometimes.
Like Like, what are the qualifications? Besides, like having prior experience? Like what? I don't know.
It blows my mind sometimes.
And drafting Rashad Penny in the first round with that dog should offensive line.
I'm not that against the Jaguars.
That any better with Levy for net? But jeez, that was this.
A lousy pick and look at them.
I appreciate the sit there. Nice.
I won't spend all one place.
Um, yeah, you're shot pennies screwing up my Chris Carson play.
I am so lucky that I put up a mediocre and 1/2 NPR ESPN Legal.
I'm about to put out a mediocre like 105 and my first of two weeks playoffs.
Two weeks per round.
Um, League 105 But think of the kid I'm playing who has complained to immediately MIT, the league commissioner about, like any petty issue possible.
Complains to me.
Yeah, he's putting up assault 60 this week.
So, uh, I, uh I feel pretty good about that.
But if Chris Carson could just Sprinkle on another tutti that spell T U d d i e for ah, those unfamiliar with what? It's hideous.
Yeah, I'd be pretty happy with that.
Well, I'm sorry that I shifted towards color commentary, but my play by play game was one point there for a minute.
And the Seahawks of all ready, gone free and out.
Which is unfortunate, especially for the Rashad Penny.
And he's out there.
All right, so we have a punch from the Seattle 20.
Looks like it's gonna be about 1/5 year.
Right on the other 20.
Lovett Potters went under slip the field.
They're a weapon, my kid.
It's from Day one for sports play.
Play whatever you want.
Once you two leagues.
All right, you gotta make a choice. Eventually got soccer.
Baseball, They pick soccer. Great.
Run your butt off.
Renee might've been fun to you because it's not to me.
But that's what soccer is running.
Okay, if you're gonna enjoy doing that, been great.
Uh, and then after practice, guess what we got Clinton lessons.
You're gonna sit there? Were switching the ball out for the right one.
You're gonna plant for a little bit, and you'll thank me later.
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What is this? You got a Ryder Cup? Uh, commercial? Yeah, that was a bunch of ****ing ****.
Coats the president's color get into gets the writer couple of ****ing joke.
I'd like four or five friends.
All with, like, moderate entries.
Yeah, Good one. There.
Tough to get tickets these days.
Me tough out there in the digital streets.
So I'm actually seeing the NFC playoff picture for the first time since all season.
Well, let's see here.
Dalvin Cook, Let's go! Tolls! Uh, Dalvin cook for a gain up the middle didn't run to the center of laughs.
So fortunately, he is excluded himself from louder for the tape saya I don't care who Seattle's dressing out.
They just look means I don't know what it is.
I don't think we're their jerseys tighter.
I don't know that.
It doesn't mean you don't even like me on.
All right, for cousins Three step drop back gets the safe out Lovett I love it.
Another madam play just you see that? That corner lies not talking you You see his numbers back numbers Let her rip five yards every time.
Oh, man, these pylon cams or just next level I love it's me.
A channel of the pylon Cam's rotating around Oh my gosh, they really gotta slow this game down even more.
Five to endure Another fricking could die of a commercial order Is it? Good news is I'm playing against high lockets this evening, and he has worried coming to the game.
Apparently, a lot of the Seahawks had flu.
And yeah, when you hear that you, our plan against the guy wrestles flu, you just know that he's juiced up.
I don't know if you know, obviously, Michael Jordan's games like you use your sick here so pumped up.
You're like I am short.
Maybe they also give you some medication to help you out, but it looks like it's like it's like it's a little guy, you know? Well, people that don't take getting sick very good.
They're always sick.
So think lock it up and be okay with locket tonight.
So is life two yourself four, you turns on us.
Hopefully it's insurance discounts.
It's all right. We're back.
All right, So we have your cousin's 3rd 1 They overturned the spot.
He emotions number 81 over.
He's got down in the backfield and play action.
Ooh, I like that.
Complete for about five yards.
Is the full back like that? Misdirection.
So they sent Dalvin and, um, Dalvin off play action in Kurt bootlegging out left and sent a lot of the defense that way.
But then they had the guests.
That was the full back.
Um, like a tight end run.
Just the perfect length of the route.
Andi got lost in coverage zone coverage, so they worked out inflexible play.
No respect with Les Cousins.
So they follow up the toss to the right.
Um, for again a two.
All right, so we had second date here, uh, her cousins running out of the suggested Madden play.
So Okay, motion scalping the slot.
We got two receivers north, one south to Ted ends.
And what do you know? He hits the tight end who's running circles and gets absolutely obliterated.
I mean, gosh, her cousin just getting paid for these one re throws.
You gotta hand it to him.
I could be out there making those throws, and I'm not I don't say that lightly, because and the fellow athlete is incredible.
It is incredible to me that physical talent, but, I mean, if you're just throwing ****ing two yard out speed house.
Oh, His first target wasn't there. Yes.
And what do you know he's gonna throw it into the Seahawks bench.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to lie.
The Seahawks, Kirk.
Cousins just does not have it.
Um, so I'm gonna check out with that live spread is this has just been a wonderful year sports car.